Parenting Stages by Corbin Marsters

Stage 1: Marriage

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:41:36 UTC

Adjusting to marriage and establishing separate roles. Learning about marriage and what it has to offer.

Stage 2: Childbearing

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:43:09 UTC

Baby proofing, understanding responsibilities, getting a house that works for the kid because otherwise what are you doing.

Stage 3: Preschool Age

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:44:07 UTC

Getting used to kids, learning to feed and raise them, much stress. This is that time where parents have no clue what they are doing and want this and that but also that and this and "is this ok to do?"

Stage 4: Elementary School Age

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:48:34 UTC

The community expects things from your kid now, and you must send them off to school every day. Less to deal with but now the kid learns to develop in society.

Stage 5: Teenage Children

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:51:45 UTC

Middle School and High School years. A large transition for everyone and the teens are prepared for the real world.

Stage 6: Launching the Kids (In a large air pressure steel cannon)

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:56:21 UTC

The teen leaves home now you're left alone lets hope you had those stock investments set up in your early twenties, time to be middle aged. Learn about your partner all over again.

Stage 7: Old

marsterscorbin — 2024-02-16 21:59:11 UTC

This is when you don't have anything physically great going for you and it's the only time in your life where you have peace because the economic system is great. You're just old, me personally I can wait for this time in my life but that's just me. The picture above is a selfie I took of myself yesterday.