All the worlds a stage by Jonny Jones https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317 Made with charisma and confusion en-us 2019-01-11 09:38:06 UTC 2024-07-15 15:17:06 UTC hello@padlet.com The lesson JonnyJones1 https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319593656 Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the hooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din

'The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget'

He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair) 

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
'First come, first severed' he declared
'fingers, feet or toes'

He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the back row
(where those who skive hang out) 
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out

'Please may I leave the room sir? '
a trembling vandal enquired
'Of course you may' said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air

The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
'Now let that be a lesson' he said]]> 2019-01-11 09:45:52 UTC https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319593656 Oliver Twist JonnyJones1 https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319596306 Playing Bill Sykes]]> 2019-01-11 09:56:29 UTC https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319596306 Richard III JonnyJones1 https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319600068 Playing Duke of Buckingham, performing at the Tower of London]]> 2019-01-11 10:13:57 UTC https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319600068 Hole in one JonnyJones1 https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319600936 ...or five]]> 2019-01-11 10:17:48 UTC https://padlet.com/JonnyJones1/yuumuywmj317/wish/319600936