Bad Poetry by Tim Kercher

Lyndi

2018-01-11 21:01:19 UTC

A Tragedy
Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop....
-Theophile Marzials

Brennan We had a toaster once That claimed it featured "Toast Logic." It never seemed to toast The bread the same way Two times in a row.So maybe its logic Was toast.

2018-01-11 22:05:05 UTC

Alan Turner

Grayson

2018-01-11 23:07:01 UTC

The Blues 
When the shoe strings break On both your shoes And you're in a hurry-
That's the blues. When you go to buy a candy bar And you've lost the dime you had-Slipped through a hole in your pocket somewhere That's the blues, too, and bad!
-Langstun Hughs

Shraden

2018-01-12 00:59:02 UTC

The room was suddenly rich and the great bay-window was

Spawning snow and pink roses against it

Soundlessly collateral and incompatible:

World is suddener than we fancy it.

World is crazier and more of it than we think,

Incorrigibly plural. I peel and portion

A tangerine and spit the pips and feel

The drunkenness of things being various.

And the fire flames with a bubbling sound for world

Is more spiteful and gay than one supposes—

On the tongue on the eyes on the ears in the palms of one's hands—

There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses.BY LOUIS MACNEICE

Madison R.

2018-01-12 01:28:29 UTC

“Oh love, forbidden love.
Like a forgotten campfire that smolders in the forest
because you forgot to extinguish it.”

Hailey

2018-01-12 05:01:43 UTC

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue.

Well, actually, violets are violet, but...

Wait...I messed up. Let me start over.

McKenzy H.

2018-01-12 05:37:43 UTC

"God is dead. But this atomic berry blast Popsicle is heavenly."
- Nietzsche

Jordan

2018-01-12 18:03:46 UTC

Jordan

2018-01-12 18:03:47 UTC

“There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her head.
And she was very good very good indeed
But when she was bad, she was horrid.” -some 2nd grader on the internet

Cheyenne

2018-01-12 18:07:54 UTC

"Once it Snowed and it wasnt that I felt great because I felt awful but awful is better than nothing. Depression wasn't an endless grey sky, it was no sky at all."
-Neil Hilborn

Julieanna

2018-01-12 18:21:47 UTC

"My doggy pees
On all the trees
And poops on all the flowers.
He does no tricks
Like fetching sticks,
Just licks himself for hours"
- David Scott Marle

Cameron

2018-01-12 18:54:58 UTC

I looked in the box.
"Bulb Included" the tag said.
There was nothing there.
-Alan Turner

Sydney

2018-01-12 19:54:41 UTC

We have seen thee, queen of cheese,

Lying quietly at your ease,

Gently fanned by evening breeze,

Thy fair form no flies dare seize.

All gaily dressed soon you’ll go
To the great Provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.

brett

2018-01-12 21:49:31 UTC

"Once in the way, charged bad flower hat fell on the grass in a
confused manner,mumbling and caught to adhere scrap irons of the ferns between
the pages of thePaper-covered book it offered, cabalistic program sentences on
the side edges,and then together wedges the corners of the pages recklessly."

Jacob Knuppel

2018-01-17 18:54:26 UTC

Better stand back

Here's an age attack,

But the second in line

Is dealing with it fine.
- Andrew Motion