https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny Made with a lightning strike of genius en-us 2018-06-25 18:24:57 UTC 2023-06-25 08:35:33 UTC hello@padlet.com kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268499835 2018-06-25 18:30:48 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268499835 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500329 We cannot unlock our child from the closet because if we do, she will want to roam the house.  If we let her roam the house, she will want to roam the neighborhood.  If she roams the neighborhood, she will get picked up by a stranger in a van, who will sell her in a sex slavery ring in some other country.  Therefore, we should keep her locked up in the closet.]]> 2018-06-25 18:36:40 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500329 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500404 If you accept that the story of Adam and Eve was figurative, then you will do the same for most of the Old Testament stories of similar literary styles.  Once you are there, the New Testament and the story of Jesus does not make sense, which will lead you to believe that the resurrection of Jesus was a “spiritual” one.  Once you accept that, you won’t be a Christian anymore; you will be a dirty atheist, then you will have no morals and start having sex with animals of a barnyard nature.  So you better take the story of Adam and Eve literally, before the phrase, “that chicken looks delicious”, takes on a whole new meaning.]]> 2018-06-25 18:37:49 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500404 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500462 The slippery slope fallacy consists of arguments that reason if something S were to happen, then something else P will eventually occur, so we should prohibit S from happening.]]> 2018-06-25 18:38:40 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500462 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500481 If we let our child out of his room, eventually he will want to leave the house, and will end up on the street. If he is walking around on the street then he will be snatched up by a stranger and sold into slavery in a remote region on the World.]]> 2018-06-25 18:38:57 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500481 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500566 2018-06-25 18:39:56 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500566 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500760  If I loan you a dollar today then you will eventually ask me for ten dollars and then one hundred dollars. I do not want that to happen, so I cannot give you the one dollar loan]]> 2018-06-25 18:41:40 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268500760 kei2163506 https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268501469 If I allow my son to become an atheist, he’ll start murdering people for fun! Nothing will stop him from doing bad things, because he’ll have no morals at all!]]> 2018-06-25 18:50:55 UTC https://padlet.com/kei2163506/yl3i37sxvgny/wish/268501469