Best Jokes by Mr. Felmet https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes Made with swagger en-us 2017-11-27 19:16:43 UTC 2025-11-09 00:10:45 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/icons/Dootheets.png What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086269 2017-11-28 18:37:00 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086269 What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086799 2017-11-28 18:37:46 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086799 What do you call a dog on fire? https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086941 A hotdog

]]> 2017-11-28 18:37:59 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211086941 https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087123 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.]]> 2017-11-28 18:38:19 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087123 my life https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087398 2017-11-28 18:38:42 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087398 https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087570  
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven. 

]]> 2017-11-28 18:38:57 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211087570 https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088297 I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood! Just like the IRS]]> 2017-11-28 18:40:12 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088297 https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088656  
Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. 
]]> 2017-11-28 18:40:40 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088656 What do you call a pepper that's nosey? evan_felmet https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088702 A jalapeno business pepper]]> 2017-11-28 18:40:42 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088702 how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088987 wave at her]]> 2017-11-28 18:41:09 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211088987 how do you drown a blonde? https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211089530 put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool]]> 2017-11-28 18:41:57 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211089530 how do you confuse a blonde? https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211089945 you put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner]]> 2017-11-28 18:42:33 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211089945 What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? evan_felmet https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211090383 Swimming trunks]]> 2017-11-28 18:43:09 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211090383 What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? evan_felmet https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091217 Great big holes all over Australia]]> 2017-11-28 18:44:12 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091217 Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091501  There was no chemistry.]]> 2017-11-28 18:44:37 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091501 what is the stupidest animal in the jungle https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091531 the polar bear]]> 2017-11-28 18:44:38 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091531 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091792 2017-11-28 18:44:59 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211091792 What's a thief's favorite cheese? evan_felmet https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092013 Nacho cheese!]]> 2017-11-28 18:45:18 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092013 Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?A. They can’t stand fast food. https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092060 2017-11-28 18:45:24 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092060 https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092797 How many gorillas can fit into a car?
Eight.
How many chickens can fit into the car? 
None, the car is already full of gorillas.


]]> 2017-11-28 18:46:26 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092797 why should you never fart in a apple store https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092803 because they dont have windows

]]> 2017-11-28 18:46:26 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211092803 A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number. https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093380 2017-11-28 18:47:24 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093380 I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi. https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093598 2017-11-28 18:47:46 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093598 I'm relaxing on the beach, and all of a sudden, all these women start gathering around me. They got these big signs; they're going, 'Fur is murder! Fur is murder!' I said, 'Lady, that's my back. Now get off it.' https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093620 2017-11-28 18:47:48 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211093620 She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit in my wedding dress.' I was like, 'Oh my god, who cares, right?' I mean it is weird that she's the same size now as she was when she was 8 months pregnant. https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211110594 2017-11-28 19:13:13 UTC https://padlet.com/evan_felmet/bestjokes/wish/211110594