Worst Loglines by Andrew Philip

andrewphilip — 2024-04-22 18:38:33 UTC

‘After losing his prized gold dummy to a thieving magpie, famed rapper 'The Pacifier' launches a ruthless crusade against the birds, only to be left blind and defenceless when one strikes back.’

lobledottphotos — 2024-04-23 10:54:35 UTC

The CCP are operating a secret sweatshop at Ascot, producing illegal merchandise at a high mark-up for the horse-racing. A young worker Jannifer uses rope they found in a horse stable to climb out of the sweatshop prison walls. Jannifer seeks to inform the British media about the sweatshop, all the while being hunted down by CCP's SSM.

Trademark Pending.

2024-04-23 10:55:21 UTC

Having survived a plane crash using his parachute-gun, Osama is blown away to a distant island and lands inside a volcano. Osama learns the errors of his ways and upon his escape from what was actually a dream, still on the plane, he swerves it away from the twin towers.

andrewphilip — 2024-04-23 10:57:29 UTC

Group 3 - Scott & Ethan wake up in a car in the middle of Saskatchewan after a bachelor party in Inverness. They realise their personal belongings are missing keys: left with nothing but a map, the car keys, and a random evil camel, he now needs to find his way across the Atlantic

2024-04-23 11:02:47 UTC

After being unfairly fired from the local pizzeria, Antonio is struggling to make ends meet. He is forced to sell his possessions to pay rent, but he can’t part with his prized possession, his PS2. When all hope seems lost, he discovers something special about his PS2 that will change his life forever.

2024-04-23 11:05:30 UTC

Group 3 - Scott & Ethan wake up in a 2001 Honda Accord in the middle of Saskatchewan after a bachelor party in Inverness; they can’t remember the night before and their personal belongings and the bachelor are missing. left with nothing but a 2004 Ontario Highway atlas, the car keys, and a random aggressive Majaheem camel, they must now figure out a way back across the Atlantic.