Newspaper planning by Rachel O'Brien

Unknown

2018-11-05 00:30:55 UTC

The mayor, who will not reveal any of his secrets, has been difficult and reluctunt to talk toin his interviews.

Anonymous Wolf

2018-11-05 00:31:24 UTC

Ridiculous Rumors Rage Like Wildfires Through London; could they be true?

Matthieu

2018-11-05 00:31:42 UTC

Yesterday in an exclusive interveiw with Magnus Chrome it had come to the attention that he didn’t cover anything that happened in the gut, despite many attempts and annoyance from the crowd.

annie_bennett — 2018-11-05 00:31:57 UTC

The Gut, which according to Katherine Valentine, is a torturous place to work.

Murray

2018-11-05 00:32:16 UTC

London gut sparks outrage between government and citizens due to abysmal working conditions.

Anonymous hippo

2018-11-05 00:32:37 UTC

What’s brown and sticky?

No one

2018-11-05 00:32:43 UTC

The gut, although it might help the future, is killing the workers

Anonymous lad

2018-11-05 00:32:46 UTC

The poo gets revenge/ the stench strikes back

Although they have committed crimes, they shouldn’t be treated this way.

2018-11-05 00:32:56 UTC

Magnus Chrome stated that the prisoners, who are working in the Gut, are there for a reason.

2018-11-05 00:33:00 UTC

Anon

Anonymous Dog

2018-11-05 00:33:26 UTC

The Gut, which is where all the prisoners have to live, is now being inspected to see if the conditions are appropriate the human living.

Anonymous 4

2018-11-05 00:33:30 UTC

Hot, heavy, gooey pile of stink

The gut ,which according to Katherine valentine,is in terrible conditions .

2018-11-05 00:33:45 UTC

Yutika

Nivee

nivee_mitra — 2018-11-05 00:33:59 UTC

The ghastly gut ; what actually goes on in the deepest parts of London?

Unknown User

2018-11-05 00:34:01 UTC

Although conditions have been kept quiet , we have discovered that workers are kept in disgraceful conditions.

Anonymous Giraffe.

2018-11-05 00:34:03 UTC

Rumours Rage Like A Flood Throughout London, Flowing into The Gut!

2018-11-05 00:34:17 UTC

Katherine Valentine said that the conditions in the gut were horrifying.

2018-11-05 00:34:26 UTC

The gruesome gut sent gasps around London.

Shashank

2018-11-05 00:34:37 UTC

The terrible truth of Magnus Chrome's Gut condition

Anonymous Wolf

2018-11-05 00:34:46 UTC

At first Thaddeus Valentine denied any existence of conditions in the gut, however, last night he gave a speech and stated that workers were criminals and that they deserved to be not in tier 1 conditions.

Uk

2018-11-05 00:34:54 UTC

2018-11-05 00:34:57 UTC

Prisoners from London speak for them selves.

2018-11-05 00:35:16 UTC

The gruesome gut, where a prisoner perished, has caused trouble throughout London.

Matthieu

2018-11-05 00:35:33 UTC

Magnus Chrome denied that anybody had died in the gut and refused to talk about the more ghastly conditions in the gut.

2018-11-05 00:36:37 UTC

Magnus Chrome,our very own Lord Mayor, said that some certain people deserve to be in the Gut

Anonymous Dog

2018-11-05 00:36:54 UTC

Rumors spread like a disease, are they true or fake?

Yutika

2018-11-05 00:38:10 UTC

Cruel condition in the ghastly gut

Matthieu

2018-11-05 00:39:10 UTC

Grievous conditions in the ghastly gut; true or fake?

Anonymous banta santa

2018-11-05 00:39:22 UTC

Two days ago, a poor old worker fell into the turd tank not worthy of a slow painful death. Other residents in the turd stated that prisoner didn’t deserve to die

Anonymous Wolf

2018-11-05 00:39:29 UTC

Riots have started on tier 5 and 6 meanwhile top secret conferences are being held on tier 1. As a result of the action rumours have taken over London about Medusa.

2018-11-05 00:39:34 UTC

Katherine Valentine,who went down to the gut the other day,thought it was appalling and that prisoners don’t deserve to be there.

MURRAY 2

2018-11-05 00:39:47 UTC

Prisoner 10982; what went on?

2018-11-05 00:39:56 UTC

Only yesterday, Magnus Chrome was questioned about conditions in the Gut but he replied,"Where did you learn that filthy nonsense?! I shall not answer!"

No one 2

2018-11-05 00:39:58 UTC

Will the conditions in the ghastly gut get better?

Yutika

2018-11-05 00:40:00 UTC

Katherine valentine ,who was heartbroken about the conditions in the gut said that the experience was horrible

Nivee

nivee_mitra — 2018-11-05 00:40:20 UTC

Despite the fact that the news reporters were pressing Magnus Crome for answers, he remained silent and didn’t give anything away.

Unknown User

2018-11-05 00:40:25 UTC

Conditions of London have been kept quiet. 🤫

annie_bennett — 2018-11-05 00:40:33 UTC

Even though the conditions in the gut are appalling, Magnus Crome refused to admit it.

Matthieu

2018-11-05 00:40:49 UTC

The gut, which has failed to keep quiet about its recent death, is now under a lot of pressure about its conditions.

Mr b i l i b o b

2018-11-05 00:41:54 UTC

The ghastly gut, which holds overpunished prisoners, makes the Lord Mayor happy as they work till they die

2018-11-05 00:42:28 UTC

Magnus Chrome,who had no comment on the gut being appalling,stated that the turd tanks smelt like meadows.

Anonymous Pangolin

2018-11-05 00:43:04 UTC

Rumours running through the streets of London

Anonymous Blobfish

2018-11-05 00:44:02 UTC

Dr. Nimmo, the supervisor in the gut, said that the conditions were absolutely nessesary.

Unknown User

2018-11-05 00:44:41 UTC

Before Lord chrome spoke of it , Katherine had reported the bad conditions of the gut

No one 3

2018-11-05 00:44:51 UTC

2018-11-05 00:45:09 UTC

The ghastly gut which holds