1. Noredink is useless and time wasting: When you are doing a noredink lesson, it gives you at least 10 questions. Doesn't seem that much? That's because there are at least three lessons in the unit. And that's not it, if you at least get ONE question wrong, It gives you THREE MORE, AND YOU HAVE TO GET THEM RIGHT THREE IN A ROW. Also, a big lesson includes literally like 16 questions. And a big unit includes 5 HOLY lessons. So you could get 80 questions in one useless unit. Not mentioning if you get one wrong. So a teacher could assign you a unit thinking you can do it in one day. But it might actually take two WEEKS. Because noredink only explains things once, if you miss even a tiny detail, like adding a question mark, KA-BOOIE, you're dead. It leaves you in the dark. You get one wrong, you do three more. If you're stuck, then too bad. You might never finish even one question. And that wraps up the time wasting. Now let's talk about useless, I literally searched up google. It said: “NoRedInk's simplistic sentences just simply aren't enough to keep our brains turning anymore. Instead, they end up annoying us, and it feels like we're being patronized. And because of this patronization, it's really hard to learn.”     I totally agree, I mean noredink asks for your grade. You say 6 grade. And the first lesson it teaches is YOU SHOULD CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER IN THE SENTENCE?!?! They think we’re in 1st grade?!?! Let’s be honest, it is totally useless and angering, which I will talk about in the next paragraph.

  2. Noredink is angering: And just let me say angering people is a main factor of why noredink has only a 1 star review (it’s true). Search up angry comments for noredink. There are some pretty… Let’s say mean things. Don’t you think anyone would leave comments like that unless they are absolutely enraged. Well this entire essay is kind of an angry comment… But the main idea is to help people so they don’t fall into the trap of noredink (terribly sorry to the people who’s teacher told them to do noredink). So let's get back to the topic. How do people get enraged? I’m not exactly sure why, but I might have an idea or two. First of all is the easy questions, which I talked about in the last paragraph (go up), also there’s the HARD AND NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS, and last and most important thing, the CONFUSING QUESTIONS. Like for instance you get a question wrong, it says you are supposed to write like abca, then the exactly same type of question shows up, you say abca, but it says it’s abac. Sometimes I’m pretty sure they are making our answers wrong ON PURPOSE.

  3. Noredink is computer breaking. The first time I signed in noredink, it gave me a virus that is the HARDEST ON TO GET RID OF EVER. But that's not exactly what I’m talking about, what I’m talking about is it’s PHYSICALLY computer breaking. Ok, I bet you are confused now, but when kids get angry at things on their computer, they tend to… well… punch it (from my class the kids are literally cussing and punching the keypad). That's not necessarily noredink’s fault, but it’s still the cause of it, so if you just bought a brand new computer, don’t let you kids do noredink on there.

<<THIS PARAGRAPH IS NOT MEANT TO INSULT KIDS, I’M JUST SAYING IT’S A POSSIBILITY>>

  4. Noredink is stressful: If you look up online why noredink is so bad, you will probably find the site where it says noredink is a plague, it says: A plague of bubonic proportions is spreading through the United States. This plague, however, does not target the body; instead, it targets the mind. This plague is simply called Noredink. Noredink is absolutely, unequivocally, and indubitably repugnant in every sense of the word.     If you don’t understand, I will explain for you, it is basically saying that nordink is useless and can cause mental effects like not falling asleep because worrying about noredink (or just getting angry at it), or stressing the whole time worrying about getting one question wrong and getting the “3 in a row penalty”. I can’t be more agreeable for this. In my class, students are sweating more in English than in P.E, noredink is stressful in every way you can think of. For instance, when you are doing a hard lesson in noredink, and it has 16 entire questions, you just can’t possibly not stress about it, and it’s even WORSE when the teacher say is due today, she/he might say it’s easy, but they are ENGLISH TEACHERS, we’re still is middle school, and when you get one wrong, you instantly get angry and might give up, then the next day you wake up and stress about all over again, I don’t think stressing helps you study. No, I don’t THINK it won’t, I KNOW it won’t.

  And that wraps up my essay. I wish nothing more than a movement to stop and BANN noredink, but I promise you, I will try my best to devote noredink, join me, it may or may not help us, but it may stop our relatives, cousins, brothers and sisters from getting a bad and time consuming education! Join me to a movement to END noredink, the useless, stressful, time wasting, hated, angering, annoying thing of a website! Together we stop noredink!!!

JUST JOKING IT IS A UNGODLY FORM OF PAINFUL TORTURE