Excuse me.

Yeah.

I'm sorry to bother you but I'm completely lost. Are you from here?

Where are you trying to get to?

Well, I was looking for the art museum, but I think I've taken a wrong turn somewhere.

I think so. You are miles away.

Really? This always happens to me. Directions are not my thing, I suppose.

I think the best thing is take a bus, it'll take ages if you walk from here.

That's the shame, I wanted to walk around and get a feel for the city.

I wouldn't worry, there's nothing to see around here anyway. Take the bus into the center and walk around back, its's much more interesting

Oh okay, ahh, where can I take the bus?

It's about five minutes walk from here, you see that hotel on the corner there?

The one that says, The Royal Hotel?

That's right, go down that street to the end, then turn right, take the first left and go on until you see a junction, keep goin straight, and you'll see a bus stop on your left.

Go to the end, first left, turn right at the traffic lights.

No no no, go straight on, past the traffic lights.

Oh yes, and then...

It'll be on your left.

Right, got it I think.

Well you can alway ask someone else, good luck!

Thanks!