screeches 

you’re only allowed to be 100% distracted by me at any given moment johnny

awe johnny's soft? that's cute. c'mere so i can squish your cheeks

i'll sit on johnny

johnny....good thing you’re pretty

/makes a sign that says johnny is property of jia.

all publicity is good publicity

i find the idea of porn star johnny incredibly amusing
i wanna see this play out

★ byun baekhyun [A] 1 hour ago reply

johnny could get matching dick piercings instead of tramp stamps with me and he'd be set for his new career!

★ kim seolhyun 1 hour ago reply

let's make a kickstarter to fund johnny's AV career

★ byun baekhyun [A] 1 hour ago reply

i'll fund it *^*

★ kim seolhyun 1 hour ago reply

i can be your manager oppa :3
★ kim seolhyun 1 hour ago reply

hit the subscribe button already

★ seo youngho (johnny) 1 hour ago reply

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who deleted the post?? what did it say?
i'm too curious

★ kim seolhyun 1 hour ago reply

probably baekhyun and how he wants to audition to be your co-star
★ kim seolhyun 6 minutes ago reply

it's johnny's media play cuz he's gonna have a huge cumback soon

★ seo youngho (johnny) 1 second ago reply

kill me now

★ kim seolhyun 1 minute ago reply

any publicity is good publicity

good. i’m too attached to soft johnny at the moment

@★ seo youngho (johnny) pull out game strong
❃ aaron yan [A] 9 hours ago reply

or actually 
pull out game weak because you probably got babies floating around 
little mcjohnny's eating with mama at mccy d's cuz he couldn't pull out fast enough

i read that jia was pregnant and i was like W H A T 
johnny works fast

right, there’s a bit of a gathering. but I’m not here to party. i’m here on a MISSION.
/looks around to make sure no one heard, and leans in again/
i’m recruiting you. we must lock jia noona and johnny in a closet

johnny? 
i wouldn't touch his pants even if you paid me.

Dad Lives Matter

someone update me on the JiaJohn show? Any development yet?

★ meng jia (JI-A) 31 seconds ago reply

the JiaJohn show........

★ jung jaewon 6 seconds ago reply
If johnny becomes a dad, will he be Papa John?

this is so random and gives me flashbacks to nahee asking if i was pregnant

ugh being sober has certainly made the days feel longer. i'm like a walking vegetable

❃ krystal jung [A] 1 hour ago reply

if you were a vegetable, what would you be?
johnny would be an asparagus.

★ seo youngho (johnny) 1 hour ago reply

WHY would i be asparagus? L a m e.
i want to be a carrot. and not just any carrot but that really big raw carrot that you just yank out of the ground

❃ krystal jung [A] 1 hour ago reply

yank it by the hair?
sure, bend over.

★ seo youngho (johnny) 1 hour ago reply

no way. leave my carrot hair alone!
i'm not ready for harvest

❃ lee minhyuk 55 seconds ago reply

★ seo youngho (johnny) 42 seconds ago reply
huh... if i had a lightstick, what would it even look like? i know groups go crazy with lightstick designs like dang

a carrot

if my 15 rolls around, let him know his 15 is perfectly fine and well, and misses him dearly.
thank you

Triple J gang

★ meng jia (JI-A)10:29:10 pm reply
god I feel so gross
can someone bathe me and put me to bed
★ meng jia (JI-A)10:29:21 pm reply
clothes are optional

c ou ghs @johnny

★ byun baekhyun [A] 2 minutes ago reply

jia noona, im pretty sure you meant if johnny can bathe you and put you in bed
and maybe get in bed with you too

★ kim seolhyun 41 seconds ago reply
★ meng jia (JI-A) 2 minutes ago reply
get you a man like johnny.

is this your inner conscious talking

i don’t need a man like johnny if johnny is my man.

❃ lee minhyuk 1 second ago reply
❃ lee sunmi (sunny) 13 seconds ago reply
★ bambam bhuwakul 42 seconds ago reply
you’re so whipped johnny

i love you too johnny, no homo

★ seo youngho (johnny) 28 minutes ago reply

i love you more jaewon, 5% homo

★ jung jaewon 26 minutes ago reply

i'm sorry johnny, but you and that 5% gotta go

★ seo youngho (johnny) 25 minutes ago reply

f i n e. 2%
★ seo youngho (johnny) 24 minutes ago reply

that's the lowest i can go

★ jung jaewon 21 minutes ago reply

f i n e

★ seo youngho (johnny) 7 minutes ago reply

listen okay this is a free country and if i can't settle a gay deal in peace then so help me god

★ meng jia (JI-A) 17 seconds ago reply
my man and my bff everyone

wae youngho oppa

★ seo youngho (johnny) 1 second ago reply

youngho oppa?
w o w that's a first for me

★ kim seolhyun2:18:19 pm reply
★ seo youngho (johnny) 3 minutes ago reply
i am having jia withdrawal symptoms this is not good

he's into too deep guysssss

it is cute, you two are cute together

@★ meng jia (JI-A) did you and johnny get down and dirty?

★ kim boa 5 hours ago reply

aw, come on, don't tell me us single people get it on more than you guys?

heh, yeah.
though i assume you'll be spending more time at your place with johnny than at the dorm, right?
★ kim boa 4 hours ago reply

nights, I mean

uhuh sure and i’m not sorta dating johnny

★ seo youngho (johnny) 20 minutes ago reply
besides jia no longer being a trainee w ow ,,,,,

like debuting has stopped anyone before

★ seo youngho (johnny) 36 minutes ago reply 

stopped anyone from whAT?

★ kim seolhyun 34 minutes ago reply

dating lol

★ meng jia (JI-A) 35 minutes ago reply

awe am I gonna be your bias?

★ seo youngho (johnny)10:49:24 pm reply
no biases??? lmao i didn't realize i entered the land of make believe

my man and my bff everybody 
gosh i love them

★ seo youngho (johnny)11:08:07 pm reply
@★ byun baekhyun fym boi, i'm not going outta 100 i'm going outta 1,000
for Jaewon i'm 30/1000
for you i am proposing 300/1000
then 300+30=330. which leaves me with 670% unused gayness in total. if you want more gay i can settle for maybe 500%, but i want a little gay to spare just in case

t his

i was gonna be grumpy but johnny makes me soft.
see y’all at my funeral

tell my pup when he’s done being a brat he can come home

★ seo youngho (johnny) 40 seconds ago reply
whipped is my middle name–
i'm seo whipped johnny.

cute

when's the wedding?

you know what? imma call johnny cream.
cuz he's whipped.

you call this cheesy?
have you met jia and johnny?

bros just become bros, it's a natural process