Harrison Bergeron Handicaps Illustrate & Explain by Hollye Derrick

Handicapped Ariana Grande

2025-09-04 14:27:34 UTC

If Ariana grande were to have handicaps she would have many due to her talent, she would wear weights all over to restrain her from dancing on tours, she would have an ugly dress that was just as pretty as any regular old dress. She would also wear the headphones that would disrupt her thoughts so she can’t write songs, she would also wear a mask because she is pretty and that may be considered too pretty for the public. And would also have a stutter like the news reporters so she couldn’t sing or hit her whistle notes.

Ryan Heitzman

2025-09-04 14:27:44 UTC

I handicapped Lionel Messi, I gave him a shock collar that shocks him if he is still playing too good along with a ball and chain on his leg to suppress his movements, then to top it off a device on his ear to play sounds to mess with his hearing and memory to throw him off.

Handicapped The Rock

dproff0308 — 2025-09-04 14:29:12 UTC

The first of The Rock’s handicaps are that he’s wearing a weighted wig to cover his shiny bald head, and add more weight. The second handicaps are earphones on his ears that disrupt thought, and also make him partially deaf, so he can’t hear very well. The last handicaps are those weighted biceps and forearm band the forearm bands weight 50 pounds each and the bicep bands weight 70 pounds each.

Valerie 1st period

2025-09-04 14:30:17 UTC

I made Mitski have a mask on her face. I also made her wear a voice changer and clipped it to her clothes. She also is wearing a head phone to keep her from thinking to much.

Mariah Gonzales

2025-09-04 14:32:39 UTC

I handicapped Olivia Rodrigo. I gave her ear plugs to change her thoughts. I also gave her a mask and changed her dress to a plain black one so no one can look at her.

Cayson Visser, 1st period

2025-09-04 14:33:13 UTC

I handicapped Ja Morant. I have given him an ear piece to make him lose his train of thought. I gave him a long wood piece around his neck to have more restrains. I also gave him a mask and a voice changer so he can’t talk normally and you can’t see his face. 500lbs weight on his chest also connecting to his arms. He has gloves so it’s harder to grip a ball. Lastly he has ankle weights so he can’t jump as high, they also connect to the chest plate.

Hudson 1st period

2025-09-04 14:33:35 UTC

The first handicap he has is the mask to cover his face, because he is very handsome and better looking than the normal person. The second one he has is the 200lbs chain necklace to hold him down from doing anything good, because he’s athletic, strong, and fast. Last but not least, he has chains around his legs to make him slower and not move as well anymore.

2025-09-04 14:33:59 UTC

Aiden Bennett

abennett1719 — 2025-09-04 14:34:22 UTC

I handicapped the Rock. I gave the Rock weights on his arms and forearms so he won’t be so strong. I also gave him an ear piece that makes sound because he has a higher in than normal so it will block his thoughts. I also added a metal plate he has to wear called the aura blocker so paparazzis wont want to take pictures of him or follow him and so he won’t be recognized as someone special out in public. I selected the Rock because I feel everyone likes him and he is very strong which makes him unequal to the general public.

Joe Watson

2025-09-04 14:35:29 UTC

I handicapped LeBron James I put a 500lb chest plate on so that he can’t jump as high. And two 50lb arm weights on so that he can’t shoot, and gloves on his hands so that he can’t grip the ball.

Sam 1st period

2025-09-04 14:37:55 UTC

I Handicapped Victor Wembanyama. First I put a mask to hide his face, then I put an ear piece to disrupt his thought so he can’t think of plays. Next I put weights on his torso, neck, and arms so he can’t shoot I also put 100 lbs ankle weights so he can’t run as fast.

Braiden Armendariz 1st

2025-09-04 14:39:57 UTC

The first of King Von’s handicaps are that he a mask that makes him not be able to rap. The second handicaps are the weights around his neck because he is strong. Finally the last handicaps are the chain around his ankles so he can’t run fast.

2025-09-04 14:56:27 UTC

Mason Johnson 1p

Zeke Patterson -2nd

2025-09-04 15:13:29 UTC

I handicapped John Wilkes Booth

First I gave him weights on his arms and chest to weigh him down to rival his athleticism I also made the weights have high vision colors to stop him from being stealthy.

I also gave him an ear radio to stop him from overthinking as well as a mask so he couldn’t look beautiful in any way.

cole poteat period two

2025-09-04 15:22:14 UTC

For the first handicap I gave him oven mitts so he can’t get a grip on the ball for the second one I gave him head phone so he can’t hear what plays to run.for my last handicap I gave him 67 pounds on his neck so it slows him down and messes with his shooting I did Stephen curry because he is him

Deekan Scholz 2nd

2025-09-04 15:22:28 UTC

I did Charles Oliveira because he’s my favorite fighter in the UFC. I gave him many weight handicaps as he is much stronger than the average. I gave him a mask to hide his good looks. I put a radio in his ear so he can’t think straight. I used kilograms instead of pounds because he is from Brazil and they us Kg’s and not Lb’s.

Barrett 2nd

bstewart1786 — 2025-09-04 15:22:28 UTC

I handicapped Derrick Rose. I put headphones over his ears so he can’t hear himself think on what to do when playing basketball. I put a 40 pound weight on his chest so it weighs him down when he runs so he’s not so fast. I also put a 20 pound weight over his waist so it’s harder for him to use his hips when trying to dribble. Lastly, I put 30 pound ankle weights on his ankles so that he can’t jump as high.

Ty Cernosek 2nd period

2025-09-04 15:23:20 UTC

I handicapped Ryan Reynolds. My first handicap I applied was a mouth lock. Ryan’s humor is too advanced for people and he talks too fluently which may make some insecure. My second handicap is a hood with blinding lights. Ryan’s face is way above the average and is too attractive for people to gaze on, so we put these lights that way no one is able to see him. The last handicap I applied are weights around Ryan. These weights come to 2,000 pounds so Ryan could at least be limited to jog when moving around.

Ryal Romero 2nd period

rromero6417 — 2025-09-04 15:23:50 UTC

Jaelynn Solich 2nd

2025-09-04 15:23:59 UTC

I handicapped Sabrina Carpenter. I gave her a mask to hide her face, a weight so she struggles with dancing. I also gave her a plain dress instead of her normally sparkly ones and I also made it to where she has to wear heels so she’s taller.

Evy Kenley

2025-09-04 15:24:46 UTC

I handicapped Ariana Grande. I gave her a mask so nobody could see her face, and I gave her a boring outfit and took away her jewelry so she doesn’t have nicer things than everyone else. I also gave her a microphone so that her voice sounds bad and an earpiece that will mess her up when she’s writing or singing a song. I also took away the award she was holding so she’s the same as other people.

Sophia Thompson 2nd

2025-09-04 15:24:48 UTC

If Taylor Swift were to have handicaps she would probably have a masks to cover up her beauty and weights so she cant dance on stage. Then she might have a ear radio to mess up her music and a microphone to change her voice.

Ally w 2nd

2025-09-04 15:25:40 UTC

I handicapped Lester Green. I gave him big heavy headphones that blast static so he can’t tell his funny jokes without being interrupted. I also gave him a giant backpack filled with weights so he can’t move around easily. I gave him blurry goggles to cover his eyes so he can’t make his hilarious facial expressions.

Miles Juarez 2nd - Handicapped Kanye West

2025-09-04 15:26:01 UTC

If Ye was handicapped he would have these handicaps.

He would have to have a box on his mouth so he can’t sing, a mask so his good looks can’t be seen and, ear cuffs so he can’t use his great mind.-Miles Juarez 2nd

Rylan 2 period

2025-09-04 15:26:13 UTC

Bryce Hoffman, 2nd

2025-09-04 15:27:11 UTC

I choose LeBron James because he is a great athlete. I choose a mask to cover his eyes so he can’t see the court. Secondly I choose a big weight so that he can’t jump up and dunk anymore lastly I made him look like a clown so that he would look funny

Liam daffin, 2nd

2025-09-04 15:27:41 UTC

I chose to handicap Henry Ruggs III. First, I gave him concrete blocks on his hands so he can’t catch or drive. Next, I gave him a blindfold so he can’t see and catch passes. I also gave him a weight to slow him down. Then to top it off I gave him a speed limit because he is VERY fast.

Addison Tijerina 2nd

atijerina1607 — 2025-09-04 15:28:01 UTC

i handicapped Faye Webster. I gave her headphones to mess with her mind and play very loud noises randomly as she sings and plays her guitar, messing her up a lot while she tries to perform for her fans. I also gave her gloves so she can’t play her guitar, we don’t want her being better at guitar than anyone. And i gave her a mask so she look to be average, also so no one can see her pretty face.

Luke Z. 2nd Period

2025-09-04 15:28:42 UTC

I handicapped John F. Kennedy. I put a mask on him to hide his beauty, weights to make him feel older, and a little talk box on his mask because he was known for his great speeches.

Handicapped Kanye west

2025-09-04 15:30:00 UTC

I handicapped Kanye west. I handicapped him by adding an ear piece that makes him unable to think of anything crazy, an AI mask that regulates his speech so he can’t say anything out of line, and weights around his hands so he can’t produce music.

Dylan Shirley

2025-09-04 15:36:43 UTC

Haylee Hines 2nd

2025-09-04 15:42:31 UTC

The handicaps I gave Paige Beuckers was ear muffs that are noise cancellation so she can't hear what play her team is running or who she's supposed to pass the ball to on her team. I also gave her weights around her neck, hands, and feet but the weights on her hands are mittens so it makes it hard for her to shoot. The last handicap I gave her is a eye mask that makes it hard for her to see where she is going so she won't know where the basket or her teammates are.

Andrew Raisi

2025-09-04 16:39:24 UTC

I handicapped Elon Musk because he is way too intelligent so I added massive megaphones that play only nails on a chalkboard sound every 20 seconds to scatter his thoughts. I also added a mask only a mother could love to make him look as ugly as possible. I also added 30lbs sitting on the top of his head to “weigh down his thoughts”.

Enzo Platt

2025-09-04 16:40:28 UTC

I chose Kurt Cobain and I decided to handicap him by giving him headphones that go off randomly to scramble his brain while he try’s to play music. And a voice scrambler so he cannot sing as well as 10 pound weights of each finger tip so he is unable to play guitar.

Jason cox 3rd

2025-09-04 16:48:49 UTC

I gave young dolph headphones on him so he can’t hear what he’s saying. I put weights on his hands so he can’t hold the microphone. I put weights on his neck so he can’t walk around. Because he’s a famous rapper

Will cardinal 3rd period

2025-09-04 16:49:34 UTC

I handicapped Young Dolph because he is a famous rapper. I put headphones on him so he can’t hear what he’s singing or what song is playing. I put 41 Ibs around his neck so he can’t walk around the stage easily. I put cuffs on him so he can’t pick up the microphone to perform.

Ila Goff

2025-09-04 16:53:04 UTC

I did Adam Sandler. I put headphones on

His ear so he can’t hear or act. I also put weights on his legs so he would struggle to walk because he’s strong.

I put a big red nose on him so no one can recognize him and he could be equal to everyone. I put weights on his arm so he couldn’t carry a lot of things and be weak.

Mauricio Sanchez 3rd period

2025-09-04 16:53:05 UTC

i put handicaps on the Rock first I put a wig on him that makes his head harder to hold up. Next I put head phones to cancel anything he hears and disrupt his thoughts in the ring. Lastly I put eye ware so he can not see well it makes his vision blurry.

Hailey B 3rd period

2025-09-04 16:53:29 UTC

Heaven York 3rd period

2025-09-04 16:57:17 UTC

I handicapped Taylor Swift because she’s a really pretty singer I put a mask over her face so no one see her pretty face I put a microphone to make her good voice ugly and when she plays music her voice is unity instead of beautiful and I put a black trash bag over her gorgeous dress so people don’t see how pretty her dress is

Sadie Alvarado 3p

2025-09-04 16:58:42 UTC

CHASE 3RD

2025-09-04 16:59:54 UTC

Christian Langston

2025-09-04 16:59:57 UTC

This is NBA young boy he has a face mask on bc he can pull all the girls and his teeth are yellow bc he has perfect white teeth and i covered up his dimmed neckless with a beed necklace bc people get jealous of his money

River burst

rburst1624 — 2025-09-04 17:18:13 UTC

I Handicapped CeeDee Lamb. First I put a blind fold on his face so he couldn’t see then, I put 30 lbs weights on hands so he couldn’t catch and I put 50 lbs ankle weights so he couldn’t run because he’s super fast.

Maddie Lopez

mlopez12511 — 2025-09-04 18:03:02 UTC

I did Selena Gomez. I gave her a mask so she could be average like everyone else. I also gave her a voice necklace to make her voice high pitched and scratchy because she’s a good singer. I gave her headphones so she can’t hear or sing and get distracted while making music. I gave her a red nose so no one would recognize her for her singing.

Mitchel Harvey 5th

2025-09-04 19:07:53 UTC

For the rock he would need a lot of weights cuz he is big and buff then u need a mask to hide his perfect teeth and then he needs to wear cloths that make him not as sexy

Jayla Barrientos 5th

2025-09-04 19:09:23 UTC

I put handicap drake because why not I put one on his fist so he can’t punch the opps and i pit one on his kneeso he can’t run and one on his thigh to make it stronger and one on his neck so he can’t breathe and one on his upper arm part to get mussels for the opps.

Olivia Hernandez 5th period

2025-09-04 19:09:27 UTC

I handicapped Taylor swift. I made her waist larger because a suit she has to wear because she’s to fit, and i put a vocal corrector on her neck so she can only sing average not like she normally does, then i also gave her Patricks face to cover up her beauty so she can be “average”.

Skrilla 67🤷🏿‍♂️ by jett

2025-09-04 19:11:36 UTC

Headphones ringing in his ear every time he does something bad Or un fare. Cover over his mouth so he can’t wrap as good. Weights on his ankles, so he can’t run away from his ops.

Kaylob Thornton

2025-09-04 19:12:27 UTC

I handicapped Jason kelce with weights on his ankles. And also on his hand that he uses to snap the ball so that he can’t snap the ball or block very well. And also a mask so that he can’t speak when he gives calls like huddle and other stuff during the game.

Nole/ fifth period

nteale4365 — 2025-09-04 19:14:49 UTC

i decided to handicap Gordon Ramsay. I gave him metal gloves so he can’t hold kitchen utensils, then i gave him distortion goggles so he can’t see what he’s cooking, and finally i gave him a metal mouthpiece so he can’t yell at people

marina m 5th period

2025-09-04 19:21:58 UTC

I gave Adam Sandler headphones so he can’t hear his cues when acting. I also added a device around his neck so that when he says a joke, it repeats it over and over again so it isn’t funny. Lastly, I gave him weights on his hands so that he can’t play instruments well.

Austin Naschke 6th period

2025-09-04 19:54:01 UTC

The weights on his body are used to stop his strength. The weights on his arm are used to slow down his speed of the football. The ear pieces are used to make him not as smart.

CEBASTIAN DE LOS SANTOS

2025-09-04 19:55:22 UTC

For the first handicap I gave him garden gloves so he can't get a grip on the ball. for the second one I gave him head phone so he can't hear what plays to run. and the third one he is fat so he can't run that fast down the court.

Logan Silva 5th

2025-09-04 20:04:26 UTC

I did Pedro Pascal as my celebrity and I gave him various handicaps. The first one is that he has to wear a mask at all times, in public, while acting, anywhere so they don’t get threatened by him being over average. The mask also only has one expression which can make acting harder, especially if you need certain expressions. He can’t do that with the mask on. The second one is he has to wear a weight on him at all times too since he is strong (he works out and has biceps.) This one also makes it hard to move around and act more so then in that case most actors feel all the same at some level.

Easton land 6th period

2025-09-04 20:06:28 UTC

I handicap Patrick mahomes because I don’t want him to win any more so.I made his hands butter so that he wouldn’t be able to throw the ball and it would just slip out of his hand next i but the ear phones on him playing load noises every 20 seconds do so he can’t think strait.Next i put a 40 pound weight on him so if he wanted to run with the ball hr would be super slow and get tackled.

Ian brown 6th period

2025-09-04 20:09:41 UTC

First I made his gloves out of butter.

Secondly I fully blacked out his visor so he can’t see.

Lastly I made his arm bands 90 pounds so he can’t lift his arms up

2025-09-04 20:12:41 UTC

I handicapped Tyreek Hill. I put blurry vision glasses on him to block his vision to drop the ball. Then I put weights on his arms and legs to make him just as slow as the lineman on the field.

Mason Gomez 6th period

2025-09-04 20:12:47 UTC

I put a blindfold on Derrick Henry to stop him from seeing. I put a 200 pound jacket to prevent him from moving too fast. He has a knee brace that prevents him from bending his knees to stop him from moving. He has 50 pound shoes on to slow down his feet.

Gaby 6th

2025-09-04 20:16:45 UTC

I handicapped Billie eilish. I gave her a face mask and glasses to hide her beauty and her unique eyes. I also gave her ear muffles because she is smart and really good at making songs. And i also gave her pounds bc she is strong

2025-09-04 20:18:13 UTC

Dahlyla/6th period

2025-09-04 20:19:27 UTC

I handicapped Megan moroney by putting a voice changer so she can sing just as great as everyone else and I also put a face mask on her so she is equally as pretty as everyone else and I also made her dress 2 colors so it wasn’t just plain blue.

Ollie St. Peter

ostpeter4888 — 2025-09-04 20:19:33 UTC

I handicapped Caleb Dressel. I gave him weights to make him slow. I also gave him a mask so that he can’t see where he’s swimming.

Zoey 6th period

zsailors1707 — 2025-09-04 20:20:05 UTC

I handicapped Rihanna. I gave her a voice changer so she can’t sing her beautiful voice. I also covered her knees and hands to she couldn’t dance as good!

Lily C 6th

2025-09-04 20:20:05 UTC

I handicapped Billie Eilish, and gave her a mask and glasses because she’s really beautiful. I then gave her ear plugs because she is really smart and gave her 10 pounds, this is because she’s really strong.

Zayden 6th

zvillanueva8720 — 2025-09-04 20:20:09 UTC

I handicapped Kevin Durant. I gave him weights on his hand so he can’t shoot or dribble the ball. And I put weights on his legs so he can’t run up and down the court. Then I put glasses on his eyes so he can’t see where he is passing to.

Ben Japhet 6

2025-09-04 20:20:15 UTC

I put a 200 pound vest on him. And I covered his eyes so he can’t see. I also put fifty pound weights on his ankles to make him slower.

Ryan Reynolds

2025-09-04 20:21:31 UTC

He has a mask to cover up his handsome face. He has hearing aides to remind him to not say no no words. And he has the neck collar to make him normal and not have regeneration.

Connor 6th

2025-09-04 20:22:14 UTC

Ryan Reynolds’s is to majestic so i made a mask to cover his ears and face and made Weights

Gabriel manalac 6th

gmanalac1358 — 2025-09-04 20:22:24 UTC

The collar handycap if for his jokes because he’s to funny

The earmuffs are for his kin sense of hearing

The mask is for his majestic face

Christopher 7th period

2025-09-04 21:01:01 UTC

I handicapped Michael Jackson. I gave him a stainless steel mask so he can’t sing. Also I gave him soundproof headphones so he can’t hear or think of music. Lastly I gave him 500 kg ankle weights on both his ankles so he can’t dance anymore.

Cross R

2025-09-04 21:02:51 UTC

i handicapped stone cold Steve Austin by giving him a ugly wig because it’ll make him less attractive , and an earpiece to make him dumber, and weights because he is strong

Max Petrucci

2025-09-04 21:03:17 UTC

I Handicapped will ferrell and I gave him weight handicapped on his hands so he couldn’t turn as good in his races. And I gave his really shaded glasses and an ear piece so he couldn’t think about his race and he couldn’t see as well so he wouldn’t be able to see as well.

Dennis H, 7th

2025-09-04 21:05:16 UTC

I handicapped Micheal Jordan. I put glasses to make him blind so he doesn’t see where to pass the ball or receive it. I also put ankle weights so he doesn’t jump as high to dunk on people and also so he doesn’t move fast. And I gave him a weighted vest so he isn’t strong as he usually is.

Talyn Burdine 7th period

2025-09-04 21:05:28 UTC

I put Alan Ritchson and I gave him lots of weights because he’s really strong. And I gave him one of those ear peices because he’s smart. And i made him cover up his arms and what not so that others don’t get jealous from his muscles

Brayden Gregg

2025-09-04 21:05:57 UTC

Nevan 7th Period

2025-09-04 21:06:26 UTC

I handicapped Ryan Reynolds. I gave him a mask to hide his amazing face, and a mouth guard that distorts his voice to make him sound bad. I also gave him an ear piece on both of his ears to make him more dumb. Lastly i gave him a weight to make sure he is not strong because he is a strong guy.

David the monster

2025-09-04 21:14:16 UTC

I did David Goggins he was to fast so I put 200kg. He so smart and stays hard, locked in carries the boats and logs so I put an ear piece on him. He so fast so I put an ankle monitor so every time he runs it goes off and they arrest him.

Brody 7th period

2025-09-04 21:15:21 UTC

Ray Lewis is handiecap because he wears a necklace that’s 100kg because he likes to hit people with his head. He also wears ankle braces that are 100kg because he is super fast and could run away. He also wears sleeves because people will fall for his big arms.

Genesis Aguilar Carrera/7th

2025-09-04 21:17:09 UTC

I handicapped Ariana Grande. I gave her weights since she’s strong and to slow her down too. I also gave her a mask to hide her face to make her look average. I also gave her an earpiece that beeps so she will get distracted and can’t sing as well.

Chase Witten

2025-09-04 21:17:30 UTC

I handicapped Alex turner by giving him a microphone that alters his voice to make it sound terrible. I also gave him weights to hold him down along with an earpiece to stop his thoughts. The final thing I gave him was a mask to hide his stunning face.

Landon 7th

2025-09-04 21:17:34 UTC

I put a hearing aid on Neil Tyson cuz he is the smartest person ever for some reason. the 100lb weight is for him to get around slower cuz he is surprisingly fast for his age

I handicapped tom holland. I gave him a masc and a weighted vest with ear [pices.

2025-09-04 21:17:53 UTC

Allison 7th period

2025-09-04 21:18:14 UTC

I handicap Sabrina carpenter. First I

gave her a mask to hide her face and

Look average. Then I gave her a

Voice changer so she sounds horrible

And can’t sing any songs .I also gave her

some weights on Her hands and legs

so she can’t dance.

Skylar M.

2025-09-04 21:18:39 UTC

I handicapped Stephen Hawking. I put headphones over his ears because he’s too intelligent, so the headphones will release a loud noise to distract his train of thought. I gave him a car boot so he doesn’t have the advantage of rolling away. I also caged his computer so he doesn’t type too much information out.

Marshall prd2

2025-09-04 21:53:52 UTC

Gervonta “Tank” Davis. Davis has different sized gloves his right one is 100 oz and the left one is 30 oz. This would handicap his hand speed and power for his right hand. His left hand would actually be faster and a bit powerful. There will always be oil from his hair and sweat from his head dripping into his eyes only during fights. There will be a 100 pound ball around his neck only during his fights. He will always wear an ear piece 24/7 of his life playing loud sounds around him. In the ring he would only hear his opponent or the loud cheers or boo’s of fans. He cannot change he volume of his earpiece in the ring. Outside the ring he would be able change the volume from 5 to 100. Oslo outside the ring he has to keep his Boxing shorts on and no shirt all the time (he gets to change his boxing shorts). He can take hi gloves off but not his wraps. This would increase the difficulty of using his hands for things like writing, drinking, or eating.

Ari 7th

2025-09-04 23:24:48 UTC

I handicapped nba youngboy I gave him headphones so he wouldn’t be able to rap because he is js amazing I gave him a chain because everyone needs to know he got money like that

Magaly Ramírez

2025-09-05 01:02:00 UTC

I handicapped Micheal B Jordan.

I gave him a mask so that people won't be jealous of his good looks, I gave him an ear blocker to mix his thoughts up whenever he tries to audition for a movie or show. Also I put weights on his legs so it will be harder for him to do anything really.

Handicapped Morgan Wallen

2025-09-05 14:33:59 UTC

I did Morgen Wallen. I gave Him and ear piece to make it harder to remember lyrics, a larger forehead and nose to affect his appearance, a 500 lb chain because he is strong, a speech impediment/stutter to make it harder to produce music, and glasses that not only affect his vision, but will give him headaches that will make it harder to write music.

Hayden Callahan

2025-09-05 16:35:31 UTC

I handicapped 21 savage because he is a good rapper. I put headphones on him so he can’t hear what he’s listening to or what’s happening. I put 67 pounds on his neck so he can’t walk around the the stage easily. I put handcuffs on him so he can’t pick up the microphone to perform.

Kourtney Ramirez

2025-09-05 16:37:20 UTC

If gene Simmons was handicapped , he wouldn’t be able to lift his guitar anymore, which is a bass guitar, and he wouldn’t have the strength to put fire in his mouth and quickly spit it out.

Handicaps Illustrate & Explain

2025-09-05 16:41:52 UTC

I handicapped Harper Murray, first I added 100 lbs on each hand, the reason that being is because she is known for her big swing and kills, so with the 100 lbs she wouldn’t be able to fully swing with the weights. Secondly, I decided to give Harper a handicap where her mouth is shut permanently. The reason why I choose this in particular handicap is because in volleyball you have to communicate on the court, so with that being Harper can no longer communicate with her teammates on the court. And lastly, the final handicap I picked for Harper is for her not being able to have her knee pads, I picked this handicap because she could get knee injury during practice or any game, which will prevent her from playing if she gets injured.

Rodrigo Diaz 3

2025-09-05 17:01:02 UTC

Thomas 5th period

tjernigan4492 — 2025-09-05 19:33:31 UTC

This is Michele blublé. He is a great and amazing singer so I gave him a 60 lbs head mask to weigh him down and cover up his beauty. A voice changer to change his amazing voice. Ear pieces to make his amazing ideas scatter. A 110 lbs neck weight to keep him down. And a dirty vest for him to wear all the time to make him look, normal.

Connor Stewart 5th

2025-09-05 19:33:46 UTC

Mia Floyd

2025-09-05 20:53:49 UTC

I gave Simone Byers handicaps around her arms and neck to prevent her from being a great gymnast. She also has a government ear piece in to control her thoughts and make sure she’s not thinking too hard. She’s very beautiful, so she also has an ugly mask to cover her face.

Marshmello

2025-09-05 21:04:00 UTC

I added a mental controlled headphones that impair his thinking so he doesn’t think to much about his music and he also has on 50 pound weights to minimize his movement along with regular clothes and his mask but with teeth to make it look more ridiculous, one more thing I added was finger bracelets that make him less proficient at being a DJ.

Jax Vonruhmann

2025-09-05 21:13:17 UTC

Delilah Period 3

2025-09-06 01:05:51 UTC

I chose Ariana Grande and I the handicaps I put were weights on her hips and around her ankles so she won’t be able to act. I also put a mask to hide her beauty. I changed her dress and turned it uglier because she wears beautiful dresses. I also put a voice changer and headphones so she can’t sing.

Tenlee Roff 2nd

2025-09-06 01:59:01 UTC

If Sha’Carri Richardson were to have handicaps, the first handicap she would need would be a mask to cover up her looks so nobody gets jealous. The second handicap that would be crucial for her to have would be heavy weights on her shoulders and around her neck to weigh her down so she could run at “average” speed. And lastly, Sha’Carri would need to say bye-bye to the uniform and stick to wearing dirty clothes so no one gets envious of her being on the Olympic team.

Holland ibe Harper Murray handicap

2025-09-06 02:31:05 UTC

I handicapped harper Murray because she is an amazing volleyball player. I pit weights on her to make her volleyball abilitys bad. I also put a mask on her face because she is beautiful. Lastly I put headphones on her because she is smart and know the way of volleyball.

Beau Carleton, Lexi Rodrigues

2025-09-06 02:37:34 UTC

I handicapped Lexi Rodriguez because she is a strong and hard-working volleyball player. I put weight and handcuffs on her hands because if she didn’t have that, then she would be too powerful and get the ball every time. Put a mask on her because she is very beautiful and talkative so with the mask and the mouth impediment she can’t speak and help her opponents around her.

Laufey

2025-09-07 19:46:40 UTC

For Laufey I gave her a mask to cover up her beauty to look basic and ugly. And a voice changer to cover up her beautiful singing voice and change it to a screeching voice and a basic outfit like very one else so they can’t see her pink polka dot dress.

Nina Robinson

2025-09-08 02:46:26 UTC

I handicapped Megan Moroney. I gave her a mask to cover her face so she is not better than anyone else. I gave her the mental controlled ear plugs so she can’t write songs or sing. I also gave her a weighted necklace so it’s harder for her to play guitar.