28 novembre 2015

Code of Business Conduct

28 novembre 2015

Complimenti, interessantissimo!

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him taught them  saying: 

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
  Blessed are the meek,
  Blessed are they that mourn.
  Blessed are the merciful.
  Blessed are they who thirst for justice.
  Blessed are you when you suffer.
  Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven."

  Then, Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"
  And, Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
  And, James said, "Will this be on the test?"
  And, Phillip said, "I don't have any paper."
  And, Bartholomew said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
  And, John said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
  And, Matthew said, "Can I go to the bathroom?"
  And, Judas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"

Then, one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired  of Jesus: "Where is your anticipatory set of objectives in the cognitive  domain?" 

And Jesus wept.