🦄: (GASPS!)

💀: (SNIFFING)

📦🚶‍♀️

💀: Hi

🦄: (SCREAMS!) I-I-it’s you!

💀: Well… yeah.

🦄: Uh huh?

💀: But, how is it that we keep bumping into each other?

🦄: I don’t even know you.

💀: In that case, it’s nice to meet you.

🦄: But I didn't even get yo-

💀: I SAID… it’s nice to meet you.

🦄: Uhm… okay then, my name’s-

💀: Myrtle… I know that. What’s it stand for, anyway?

🦄: It’s complicated. Usually, my full name was Brianna Hanna Hailey McKenzie Francis.

🤨

🦄: Or just call me Myrtle, what's yours?

💀: Huh, I don t know yet. How old are you?

🦄: 14. You know, I’ve always wanted a brother after playing that Harry Potter game.

💀: A brother?

🦄: Yeah. I can think of many names for him, like: Jacob, Andy, Nathan-

💀: Or Ox.

🦄: What?

💀: Call me Ox.

🦄: Okay, Ox then, plus it match your… I dunno, personality?

💀: That’s nice, my uncle use to say the same thing.

🦄: Your… uncle?

🧑‍🧑‍🧒

💀: Where… did you get that?

🦄: I-

🗣️

🦄: Oh! My dad’s calling! I gotta go!

🏃‍♀️

💀: Wait!

🚶‍♀️‍➡️

🦄: Where am I? Which way is the toy store!

😳

🦄: (GASPS!)

🫠🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

🦄: (GASPING!)

💀: (SNIFFING!)

👁️

🦄: (GASPS!)

🚪 🏃‍♀️

🦄: (PANTING!)

🧸🦴🚂🪁🪀

👯‍♀️: 🎶A Spinach and Musician!

It's here and it's a hoot!

A Spinach and Musician!

🕺: Some call it a leafy fruit!

👯‍♀️: Just taste it, you love it

Why go through all this woe?

A bit then? A smidgen?

You really can't say NOOOOOO!

🦄: I've said no once, I've said no twice

You've chained me here and that's not nice!

I will not try it, not even a scrap

I will not eat it, it tastes like--

👯‍♀️: STOP! Why 'no'?

You little so-and-so

If you will not eat it

Then in the vat you go, OH!

🕺: Will you try it?

🦄: No, no, no!

🕺: Will you taste it!?

🦄: Uh-uh-uh!

🕺: Well, if you won't try it

Maybe your good friend will!

🦄: Give me back my doll!

👯‍♀️: A Spinach and Musician!

Come try the hots with chocs!

🦄: Guys…

👯‍♀️: A Spinach and Musician!

Well we have lots, and lots, and lots!

🕺: C'mon, monks

Let's give 'em a thrill!

Please taste it, you'll love it!

Don't make us be so harsh!

👯‍♀️: A nibble, why quibble?

It won't make you barf!

🦄: What's wrong with ya?!

Are you deaf?!

Send that junk back to the chef!

👯‍♀️: STOP! Oh, please

don't make us get severe!

Or maybe you'll be better off

Trying it in here!

🕺: Will you try it in a bowl?

🦄: Not one lousy crumb!

👯‍♀️: Will you try it on a roll?

🦄: Do I look like I'm that DUMB?!

👯‍♀️: YEAH! A Spinach and Musician!

Get up and open wide!

A Spinach and Musician

Turn your belly green inside!

We asked you very nicely

We asked you if you'll try

But if you will not taste it

I'm afraid you'll... have... to...🎶

🚪

🎶Sweet thing, let me tell you 'bout

The world and the way things are.

You came from a different place

And I know you've traveled far.

Now that you've told me what it is,

(Ya! Da, dada, da)

I'd better point you towards the Wiz.

(He's the Wiz)

He's the man, he's the only one

That could give your wish right to ya.

(He's the Wizard)

He can travel back through time

By running magic through ya.

All of the super power's his.

(Ya! Da, dada, da)

Listen and I'll tell you where he is.

He's the Wiz and he lives in Oz.

(He's the Wizard)

He lives through to Emerald City.

Now that's not too far, is it?

(He's the Wizard)

Just take your dilemma, child,

And lay it on the Wizard.

(Lay it on him)

He'll fix you a drink

And some bubbles and foam.

(Ya! Da, dada, da)

And in a flash

You is home.

He's the Wiz and he lives in Oz.

He's the Wiz.

He's the Wizard of Oz

He's got magic up his sleeve

(He's the Wizard)

And you know without his help,

It would be impossible to leave

Fantastic powers at his command

(Ya! Da, dada, da)

And I'm sure that he will understand

He's the Wiz and he lives in Oz

Sweet thing, let me tell you 'bout

The world and the way things are.

You came from a different place

And I know you've traveled far.

Now that you've told me what it is,

(Ya! Da, dada, da)

I'd better point you towards the Wiz.

He's the Wizard

He's the Wizard...

He's the Wizard!

Yeah!

He’s the Wizard

He’s the Wizard

He’s the Wiz!

He’s the Wizard!

He’s the Wizard!🎶

🎢🎡

👹: Who disturbs my slumber?!

👹

🧒: Run!

🍄 🏃 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ 🐉

🔮

🦄: Help me! Please, help me!

💥🍄

🦄: (SCREAMS!)

🫳

🤾‍♀️

🦄: Don’t hurt me!!!

👁️

👹: You vandalized my beautiful home!

🦄: It wasn't my idea! I swear! They made me do it!

👹: Whoa, you turned on your friends so fast, I didn’t even get to clamp your flesh and bones in a mouse trap!

🦄: Clamp theirs, not mine! I really had nothing to do with this! They can’t be far, I-I’ll help you find them!

👹: Nah, forget it. I've got dragon stuff to do. Good luck digging yourself out of this hole, Myrtle.

🦄: How did… I never told you my name.

👹: Uh… us dragons know all the children’s names.

Which it pleases me to do

Don't nobody bring me no bad news

'Cause I wake up already negative

And I've wired up my fuse

So don't nobody bring me no bad news

If we're going to be buddies

Better bone up on the rules

'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news

You can be my best of friends

As opposed to payin' dues

But, don't nobody bring me no bad news

Yeah, no bad news

(No bad news)

No bad news

(No bad news)

Don't you ever bring me no bad news

'Cause I'll make you an offer, child

That you cannot refuse

So don't nobody bring me no bad news

When you're talking to me

Don't be cryin' the blues

'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news

You can verbalize and vocalize

But just bring me the clues

But don't nobody bring me no bad news

Bring some message in your head

Or in something you can't lose

But don't you ever bring me no bad news

If you're gonna bring me something

Bring me, something I can use

But don't you bring me no bad news

Yeah, no bad news

(No bad news)

No bad news

(No bad news)

Don't you ever bring me no bad news

'Cause I'll make you an offer, child

That you cannot refuse

So don't nobody bring me no bad news

Yeah, no bad news

(No bad news)

No bad news

(No bad news)

Don't you ever bring me no bad news

'Cause I'll make you an offer, child

That you cannot refuse

So don't nobody bring me no bad news🎶

🕳️

🤾‍♀️

🦄: (GASPING!) What is this place?

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

👹: (SNIFFING!)

🦄: Hello?

👹: Well… what have we here? I can smell you. I can hear your breath. Where are you?

🏃‍♀️ 💥💥💥💥

👹: There you are! I’ve been waiting for you for centuries.

🦄: What?

👹: Now, who are you and where are you from?

🦄: I’m from the suburbs… At a beach.

👹: A beach? Lovely titles.

🦄: What do you want from me?

👹: I want exactly what you wanted — freedom.

👁️

🦄: (GASPING!)

👹: Now this is my favorite part of the game… RUN!

💨💨💨💨 🏃‍♀️‍➡️ 🕳️

That every movie I've ever watched is not just a fiction or a fantasy, but a reality and a dream. And it made me think: "What if most people were here for a reason?" That we've seen them all before as kids, but didn't know it. That we have previous adventures and missions before with some of our old friends… But, somehow, don't remember? That everything, or place, or everyone seems so real; but only in our dreams. Because sometimes, we all still need our friends. We just need a little Imagination in our lives.

That's why We Were all Chosen for Something Special. That we imagined them all before. To create stories of how Heroes triumphed over Evil. How fallen soldiers sacrificed for one another. And how every dreamer, who were down on their luck... Became a Hero — especially as adults.

We just have to close our eyes... And it all comes rushing back to us.

Children across all Ages, Cultures, and Classes have their own Magical Friends and Playmates from Other Worlds.

The same Imagination that brings Adventure and Magic to waking life can also conjure up threats in the darkness of the night.

The sound of a tree branch scraping against the roof or a rattling fan transforms into the footsteps of a monster lurking in the darkness.

A pile of clothes piled on a chair takes the shape of a monstrous beast ready to pounce.

As a child, I always loved to draw. Whenever I had the chance, I would draw.

To the point where my parents had to make sure there was no paper in my room when it came time for homework or bed. I could never sleep otherwise.

I used a Special Marker, Pen, and Pencil to draw on the Mirror, the Wall, or on Paper in my Bedroom.

I drew places I wanted to go, things I wanted to see, people I wanted to meet. On the other side.

That was before I discovered all about mirrors and walls and the World of Imagination. Then things got really interesting.

What I drew on the glass was real on the other side. At first I was so scared, especially of my New Friend.

But then, I realized we were exactly what I imagined we were. And we became the Best of Friends.

🌳 🍃

🛌

👧: (YAWNS!)

🦸‍♀️: And there she is. Right in front of him.

👧: Hi. What is this feeling? Why does it make me feel so hopeful?

🦸‍♀️: You’ll get used to that; it's amazing what happens when we trust the love that's around us.

🧏‍♀️

🦸‍♀️: I think he’s trying to say hello.

👧: “He”? Who is he? Does he have eyes?

🦸‍♀️: He doesn't need eyes. That which is seen is temporal. That which is unseen is eternal.

👧: Does he understand you?

🦸‍♀️: He does. He is kin, after all. And this is his home now. For a very long, long time.

👧: He’s an angel, isn’t he?

🦸‍♀️: I wouldn’t say that.

👧: Does he have a name?

🦸‍♀️: Not that I know of. What do you think his name should be?

🤚

👧: He feels like family. He feels like strength.

🗣️🧏‍♀️

🦸‍♀️: Oh! Then, it is settled. And you are?

🦄

👧: A Unicorn!

🦸‍♀️: (LAUGHS!) Okay! Unicorn it is, then.

🥱

🦄: So, what's your name?

💀: (GASPS!)

🦄: Don't be scared. I didn't mean to startle you.

💀: Thank you… uh…

🦄: The Unicorn! Nice to meet you!

🤝

💀: You, too.

🦄: I hope we can become good friends and have fun together. What do you think?

💀: Of course, we can be friends!

🦄: (SCREAMS!)

💀: (GROWLING!!!)

🫸🏃‍♀️🫷

🦄: (GASPING!)

👁️

💥

💀: (ROARING!)

🚪🏃‍♀️

🦄: EVERYBODY RUN!!!!

💥

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️‍➡️ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

💀: (GROWLING!)

🦄: (EXCLAIMS!)

💥

💀: (GROWLING!) YOU TWERP!

🔮

🦄: (SCREAMS!)

💀: GOTCHA!!

🦄: (GASPING!)

💀: Aw, fuck it! I’ll let you live.

🫳

🤾‍♀️

🦄: Let go of me!

💀: We need to talk!

🦄: I don’t wanna talk to you, you psycho!!! I’ll get you for this!

💀: How? You’re a little kid?

🦄: I’m made of more than you think I am!

💀: So am I.

🦄: So? You’re just insensitive jerk who hurts people like me!

💀: I was raised to defend myself!

🦄: I would have done the same thing if it wasn’t for him!

💀: Why?

🦄: Because, you’re my family!

🏫

👧: (GASPS!)

🦄: Shhh! Don’t move! I’ll handle this.

👧: Be careful!

🥱

🦄: Shhh! It's okay, it's me. I know you don't want to talk to me right now; but I came here for you, because... you're my Sandman, you've always been my Sandman. But you're right, this isn't about me; this is all about you; who you are; where you came from. And you're not just a brother to me, you're a friend. Because you were smart, thoughtful, kind, loyal, and you wanted to be good to me. Farewell… My Sandman.

🎶For a moment

Life doesn't seem quite so bad

For a moment

I guess I forgot to be sad

They’ve turned nights to days

But don't get carried away

Never let down your guard

Let them into your heart for a moment

Not for a moment

Myrtle, Myrtle, Maple curdle

Some people won’t and some people wertle

Snakes, flamingos, bears, and turtles

Singing this song will heal you, eternal

Myrtle-dee-dee, Myrtle-dee-dum

We're having oodles and oodles of fun

For a moment

My life has turned upside-down

For a moment

I can't keep my feet on the ground

He's the one good thing

That's ever happened to me

So, as long as he’s here

He will always be there for a moment

Just for a moment

Heidi, Heidi, nice and tighty

Morning, afternoon, goodbye, and nighty

Cakes, and candy, angry spriteys

Singing this song must improve you rightly

Heidi-dee-da, Heidi-dee-day

Dancing and singing in a timorous way

For a moment

(Trudy, Trudy, Fresh and fruity)

Life has me carried away

(Some people don’t and some people doody)

For a moment

(Gems, and diamonds, jewels, and rubies)

I hoped he’ll forgive me some day

(Singing this song will improve your moody)

I just wanted it

(Trudy-dee-di, Trudy-dee-doh)

To feel the way that it did

(Slower, and faster, and higher we go)

For a moment

Life doesn't seem quite so bad

And for a moment

I guess I forgot to be sad

They’ve turned nights to days

But don't get carried away

Never let down your guard

Let them into your heart for a moment

Not for a moment🎶

Away from prying eyes

'Cause I really gotta get to chapter 10

And see if I'm surprised

Will the Heroes Slay the Dragon?

Will they Save the Day?

Will they Find a Brand New World

That Takes their Breath Away?

What's gonna happen?

I really can't wait to see

What's gonna happen?

It's all a mystery

I need to turn the page

Prepare to be amazed

See if they’ve got it made

Whoa oh, oh, oh!

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

All I really wanna do is hide right here

And start on chapter 12

Maybe this is where the heroes saves their friends

And claims their just rewards

Will they shoot a bow and arrow?

Will their aims be true?

Will they meet a mighty foe

And know just what to do?

What's gonna happen?

I can't wait to see

What's gonna happen?

It's all a mystery

I need to turn the page

Prepare to be amazed

See if they’ve got it made

Whoa oh, oh, oh!

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

What if I could just dive inside?

I could stand tall and it

All would come easy to me

Like a dream

What's gonna happen?

I really can't wait to see

What's gonna happen?

It's all a mystery

Oh whoa oh, oh, oh!

They’ve really got it made

Prepare to be amazed

I need to turn the page

Whoa oh, oh, oh!

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

💃

All I really wanna do is be right here

And be just who I am
Yeah, I'm finally stepping up to center stage

To lend a helping hand

Every hero needs a story

And this one should be mine
'Cause I'm in the perfect place

And now's the perfect time

What's gonna happen?

I can't wait to see
What's gonna happen?

It's all up to me

Now that I’ve got it made

Prepare to be amazed
I'm gonna turn the page

Whoa oh, oh, oh!

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen…

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen…

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?🎶

I've been Searching for a World I wanna go

'Cause I've been looking around

In the Lost and Found of my Heart

No one understands me

They view it as such Strange Eccentricities

'Cause I keep kidding 'round

Like a child, but pardon me

Have you seen my childhood?

I've been Searching for that Wonder in my youth

Like Pirates in Adventurous Dreams

Of conquest and Kings on the Throne

People say I'm not okay

'Cause I love such Elementary things

It's been my Fate to Compensate

For the ChildHood

I've never known

Before you Judge Me, try hard to Love Me

Look within Your Heart, then ask

Have you seen my ChildHood?

I've been Searching for a World that I came from

'Cause I've been looking around

In the Lost and Found of my Heart

Have you seen my ChildHood?

I've been Searching for that Wonder in my youth

Like Fantastical Stories to Share

The Dreams I would Dare, Watch me Fly

People say I'm Strange that Way

'Cause I love such Elementary Things

It's been my Fate to Compensate

For the ChildHood

(Childhood)

I've never known

Before you Judge Me, try hard to Love Me

Look within Your Heart, then ask

Have you seen… my ChildHood?🎶

With Shield and Armor Clashing

Looking Semi-Dashing

A Sword within my Wrist

Or else I'd be a Pirate

And live a life of daring

While smelling like a Herring

Upon a Pirate Ship

I'd Sail away, I'd see the World

I'd Reach the Farthest Reaches

I'd feel the Wind, I'd taste the Salt and Sea

And maybe Storm some Beaches

That's Who I'd Be, that's Who I'd Be

Or I could be a Poet

And Write a Different Story

One that tells of Glory

And Wipes away the Lies

And to the Skies I'd throw it

The stars would do the telling

The Moon would help with Spelling

And Night would Dot the I's

I'd Write a Verse, Recite a Joke

With Wit and Perfect Timing

I'd share my Heart, Confess the things I Yearn

And do it all while Rhyming

But We all Learn, but We all Learn

An Monster always Hides

An Monster's Fate is Known

An Monster always Stays

In the Dark and all Alone

So yes, I'd be a Hero,

And if my Wish was Granted

Life would be Enchanted

Or so the Stories say

Of course I'd be a Hero

And I would scale a Tower

To Save a Red-House Flower

And Carry her Away

But standing Guard would be a Beast

I'd somehow Overwhelm it

I'd get the Girl, I'd take a Breathe

And I'd Remove my Helmet

We'd Stand and Stare

We'd Speak of Love

We'd feel the Stars Ascending

We'd Share a Kiss

I'd find my Destiny

I'd have a Perfect Ending

No, a Different Happy Ending

That's how it would be

A Big, Bright, Beautiful World

But, not for me🎶

I'm happy where I am, all alone

I got all I need

So read the Stinking Sign!

Keep your Big Bright Beautiful World

I Party on my own anyway

Doin' what I can

With a One-Man Conga Line

Yeah, keep your Big Bright Beautiful World

Is all Teddy Bears and Unicorns

Take your Fluffy Fun

And shove it where the sun don't Shine!

I prefer a life like this

It's not that Complicated

Sure, I'm Fated to be Lonely

And I'm Destined to be Hated

If you Read the Books, they say

It's why I was Created

But I don't care

'Cause being Liked

Is Grossly Overrated

Who needs a Big Bright Beautiful World?

I got my own Little Patch of the World!

It's not a Big Bright Beautiful World

But it's mine!

Alone! It's mine!

And it's mine!

All mine!🎶

And then he's off on
A trip to Jamie-land
Staring catatonic out the window
Barely even breathing all the while...

And then he'll smile
His eyes light up, and deep within the ground
Without a sound
A moment comes to life

And I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that

Next day it's just like
It never happened...
We're making dinners
We're making plans

Then he gets on the
Mule train to Jamie-land
Handful after handful of Doritos
Circling the apartment, logging miles...

And then he smiles
His eyes light up, and how can I complain?
Yes, he's insane
But look what he can do

And I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that...

And it's true
I tend to follow in his stride
Instead of side by side
I take his cue

True, but there's no question, there's no doubt...
I said I'd stick it out
And follow through
And when I do...

Then he smiles
And where else can I go?
I didn't know
The rules do not apply

And then he smiles
And nothing else makes sense
While he invents
The world that's passing by

And I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that
Aren't I?

I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that
I'm a part of that

Where are you, Christmas?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?

Where is the laughter
You used to bring me?
Why can't I hear music play?

My world is changing
I'm re-arranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too?

It's so possible

Watch me rise high above my obstacles

Watch me become who I'm suppose to be

Oh, the possibilities

Don't tell me it's too far to go

I know that I'm unstoppable

Where are you, Christmas?
Do you remember
The one you used to know?

I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go?

Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here

If you care, oh
If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time

It's so possible

Watch me rise high above my obstacles

Watch me become who I'm suppose to be

Oh, the possibilities

Don't tell me it's too far to go

I know that I'm unstoppable

I feel you, Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away

The joy of Christmas
Stays here inside us
Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you, Christmas?
Fill your heart with love🎶

🎶All the late night rides to the beach

Make a bonfire just to lie in the heat

On the 405 trying not to fall asleep

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

I'm drinking in the day time make mine sweet

I don't need to chase mine, come find me

I keep a couple grams if you can't find tree

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

I don't wanna work

It's so hot that I don't even wanna wear a shirt

But if I don't wear a shirt then niggas trynna flirt

I don't even put in half the work

That's a perk

Saw the nigga off a chill pill, yeah that's a perk

Shoot your shot and hit the rim-rim, that's a perk

Post some pictures in the gym-gym, yeah musta hurt

Think I'm going for a swim-swim, what's the word?

Party end at 3:00, I pull up at 2-2:30

Take to the beach 'cause the pool be looking too dirty

Change into my bathing suit I'm looking too curvy

My crew dirty, I know you heard me

All the late night rides to the beach

Make a bonfire just to lie in the heat

On the 405 trying not to fall asleep

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

I'm drinking in the day time make mine sweet

I don't need to chase mine, come find me

I keep a couple grams if you can't find tree

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

I took the weekend off

Let me get my dirty-ass Chucks on

Up in the hills with the bass on bank

'Cause we don't want front where we come from

Okay, I clicked up with my day ones

We got one '03 Beyoncé

We got one '98 Jay-Z

We got 2002 Kanye

We don't give no fuck what y'all say

Drive while the time evaporating

It's way too hot for the AC

And the wind feel good, can't masquerade it

Turn heads, fascinated

Take a second get calibrated

My homie mad, his head hot

Please do not exacerbate it

It's too hot, I can't do nothing but lay up

Dee hit me with that alley oop

I hit him with the lay-up

These long-ass summer

Nights are good enough reason to stay up

Laughing about everything that we did

All that shit when we was kids

Like when we almost fought a nigga on Rodeo fuckin' Drive

How we made the group decisions when the function wasn't live

How we'd argue in the kitchen

Moving to the couch to cry 'bout the good times

I think we made it to the good times

All the late night rides to the beach

Make a bonfire just to lie in the heat

On the 405 trying not to fall asleep

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

I'm drinking in the day time make mine sweet

I don't need to chase mine, come find me

I keep a couple grams if you can't find tree

I wish you were here for it

I wish you were here for it

Hello?🎶

🚀💥💥 🪟 🛌

🫢😧

🐿️: (SCREAMING!)

👧: (SCREAMING!)

🧶 🐿️ 🏃‍♀️‍➡️

👧: Hey! That’s mine!

🚀 🐿️ 🏃‍♀️

👧: Gotcha!

🪟

👧: Wait! What are you doing?! Open the window!

🎛️🖲️🎚️🕹️

👧: Wait! No! No! Wait! Stop! STOP THE SHIP! NO! MOMMY!!!

💫

🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️

💥 ⛷️🏂

👋😺

👧: No! Wait! Wait!

💫

🧎‍♀️‍➡️🚶‍♀️‍➡️ 🪨

👧: Hello? Any monsters in here?

💀: Who the hell are you?

👧: (GASPS!) Uhm… nice boy. Good kitty… (WHIMPERING!)

💀: (SNIFFING!) Why, that’s the smell of a puppy! Oh, well… dog meat would do!

🤜💥 🏃‍♀️‍➡️

💀: It's actually tough to kill herbivores. Did you know

they have really strong limbs? Look what they did to me.

👧: (GASPING!)

💀: They developed their limbs to fight against our fangs, but once we get serious... THEY DON’T STAND A CHANCE!!!!

🪨💈💥💥

💀: (GRUNTING!!!)

And the world was young and gay

You thought I was as interesting

As teddy bears were cute

When I was your Guardian

Every day, we run and play

Every night was wonder

And the twilight Absolut

Through the winter and the spring

We'd make a game of everything

Chowing down on candy bars

And watching Mickey Mouse

But now you’re older, breaking free

You’d rather play with boys than me

I can't believe our special bond must break

Now I'm not your Guardian

What we had must finally end

I'm useless as a car on bricks

Atop the neighbor's lawn

Now I'm not your Guardian

Sadness is my only friend

But life... goes... on🎶