Nurse. Caretaker of Lady Viola DeLessups. 48 years young 😜

review:

Well, I would have liked William’s Romeo and Juliet more if it was set somewhere else than Verona. To be completely frank, William, you need to expand your horizons. There are many other places in the world besides Verona. And also, the story sounds oddly familiar. Might need new material. I was very unpleased with your writing.

Weekly Update.

Oh my golly geepers! Go to the pub on 20th and #treat-yo-self to their new ALE-that jazz! Ha Ha! 😜 I know I did! The lady of the house had to drive me home from the pub. #drunkasheck! #neednewdress #drunklife #happyhour #tipsy

#2 Bestselling playwright (and actor)

Stratford born and raised GO BARDS! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Post 1:

New play just dropped and it might be my best. #GoSeeDat

Post 2:

Sorry bardolaters, but Romeo and Juliet’s performance today must be postponed as our cast, and unfortunately crew, have all given each other syphilis, and it’s flaring up BAD. #WhatCanYouDo

Bio:

I am a somewhat sesquipedalian linguist who is available for any challenge of the mind concerning that scratching of that which is mightier than the sword.

Post 1:

If you wish to ask about my colleague and student's new play, his Macbeth, I would like to complement it in that it is elementary enough to relate to the masses, as compared to say, Doctor Faustus, which is a play that encompasses all of the insights into the human condition, but geared towards more enlightened souls. The play is mediocre, however, and can serve some entertainment value.

#ItsOkay

Post 2:

"What is daily life but that which comprises all of the choices that determine who we are. Mine is lived such that every moment encroaches in value upon the next."

#Motivation

On my way to the Rose Theatre (to curse out the actors, of course), some random sickly orphan coughed on me! Preposterous! #bubonicplaguecankissmyass

Just saw “Romeo and Juliet” at the Rose Theatre; the most scandalous and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen! 6.5/10

#cutofftheiranklesimmediately

@RoseTheatre Please stop putting on productions. My arms are getting tired from throwing so many tomatoes at every performance. #tomatothrowingextrodanaire

Post 1: I just saw Shakespeares new play “Romeo and Juliet” and there was a clear lack of dogs in the show. Not only where there no dogs, but no pirates as well! Can’t believe the Queen, bless her for eternity, enjoyed that show. I mean, I had hope and was excited for the show, but that was a let down.5 tomatoes out of 5. Will throw them again.

#NeedADogInTheNextPlay

#PirateDogAdventure

Post 2: I stepped in another pile of poop today on the way to the Rose theatre. So make sure everyone to jump over the hole in the road right next to the apple tree. People are so uncivil these days.

#Ew

Just saw Romeo and Juliet, who cast this play?? All of the female roles were too manly, they wish they could be me #young4life 💃

If this plague messes with my voice I swear on the Queens life someone is gonna wake up with a rat in their bed #greatestasset #sorryqueen 🤧🐀

#Educated #Literate 😝🤓

Play Review

Dang Shakespeare is low-key fire. He's going places tbh. Don't tell Lambert I said that tho.

Day in the life of me

Tbh it's hard being me. Fennyman just a smidge bossy but I don't have any other options for money right now 😬 I guess we'll just deal

with it

#1 Yeah the show wasn't for me but Fennyman was in it so I guess it was good. #Lovemyboss

#2 Nah this city stinks. No money and not enough food and your boy needs some food. But working with Fennyman he does the dealing and I do the shouting. #Ineedthatcoin🤑

saw Romeo and Juliet. the dude playing Romeo could’ve been better. almost like it could’ve been me. 💀💀💀💀💀#bringbackgoodcasting

mirror shattered today. it’s my fire looks or my perfect high Cs🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 either way i’m #toohottohandle 🤑🤑🤑

I’m NOT Wabash he lowkey a mud rat bc his name is too similar to mine

1. I think Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” was mediocre. Personally I think I could take the role of Romeo and take it to a much better level. We could add more blood fights and VIOLENCE #LiveLifeToTheMostViolent #ImHim #blood #beer #BetterThanWabash

2. Today I had the most awesome poop this morning at the whole in the road right next to the Apple tree. Then I when to work UGHHHH but I swept the floor with these ugly mud rat aka my cast mates. Before I headed to my pillow for some rockin zzz I got myself a beer and did a special fighting performance at the tavern because I’m him. #LiveLifeToTheMostViolent #ImHim

Professional Actor 🎭

Very professional drinker 🍻

Post 1: Julius Caesar the new play just dropped, future role for me? 👀 #newjob #actor

Post 2: Could these rehearsals be any longer??? 🙄 #hurryup #toosober4this

Last night I saw William Shakespeares play, it think it’s called the Gentlemen of Verona. I quite liked the dog. It was the only redeeming factor in the whole play. #queenlizzilikedthedog #lizziizlovelizziizlife #GentlememofVerona #Theatre #playwithadog

London is the best place in the world, it is so clean and perfect. It’s the perfect place to live. The houses are huge and the servants worship you. 10/10 would recommend moving to London, and paying all your taxes. #taxfraudisbadforyourskin #lizziizlovelizziizlife #london #travel #lifestyle #goals #rich #castle

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FIRST POST!!!

Hey guys! 😝I totally just saw this new play and OMG SOOOOO GOOD 🥹I’m screaming 😩dying 💀laughing😝 throwing up 🤮on the floor. #dontweall #1596londonamiright

It’s called Romeo and Juliet 💐and I think that the guy who played the apothecary was REALLY GOOD! 🎉🎊🥳He had this really great hat too #bluehatclub💙🧢

@fannyman out🤑

SECOND POST!!!

OMG I JUST SAW SOMEONE DIE👹👺💀

#plague #ewwpuss

I’m honestly so tired of the negativity surrounding this time. ➕➖✖️➗#mathiswitchcraft

I literally saw someone wear a mesh bird mask and it was below their nose.👃 PUH-LEASE (you need flowers n stuff I think🌹🌹🌹🌹) anyways so I’ve really been struggling with my role 🧻as the apothecary. I just don’t think I can fulfill the awesomeness 🔥🔥🔥☄️that IS the apothecary. Will makes me believe though…

🫑🛎️🔔🇧🇿👰🏻‍♂️☀️

#fennymanistheman

Nah bro you need better taste in shows but we only like shows with our boss in it bro

#Nerd🤓

I just got to see William Shakespeare’s The Two Gentlemen of Verona today and it was absolutely wonderful! I cannot express enough how much I appreciate the way he is able to put his thoughts to words and portray love on stage. Sometimes I wish I could act on stage #winkwink #dontarrestmeforbeingawoman

@totallythomaskent

On my way to the playhouse today, I was a little taken aback by the pure amount of manure and… people I saw. It’s totally normal and an everyday thing I see every day all the time totally, but I was just wondering how we all feel about the streets today? Anyway, have to go rehearse now for a brand new play! #WilliamShakespeare #totallynormalpost

just organized and redid two men of verona, and i’m the only reason this play got sales. this dog did good (that’s why everyone went) until it decided to act up… you could see he is no longer with us… (actors, that beef stew AINT BEEF 🐶) so yeah maybe next show it will be better

Omg today does NOT feel like a Chewsday AT ALL!!! so i’m at the pub and usually my mates are there, the ladies hitting on us, drink after drink, the yearly fun yah know? but like it is DEAD inside, no one was there? i mean probably because of the dead body inside, marlowe, tsk he had it coming. then i walk outside and it starts RAINING 🌧️, omg??? today literally sucks.

Work: tavern

You'll see me do many things but NOT for free😋

OMGGGGGG romeo and juliet dropped! meet at tavern tnnn? 😈 #romeoandjuliet #taverntime

1. review: my review for romeo and.... what's her name oh juliet! I just wish that they'd have more intimacy maybe just a little. but its ok.

2. struggle in life: it can be hard for my job. sometimes they're good sometimes its not great. but ppl is ppl and I need my💲

@willyshakes1616

only #GoSeeDat if you cast me as romeo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑💪💪💪💪

Mister Tinley, remember assistant TO the Queen.

manuscripts. All in a day's work for a new player.

#NoviceActor

POST

Heard there's a new play just dropped.

Love, Friendship, Betrayal? I'm new around the scene but Gentlemen of Verona sounds like my cup of tea!!! #WantAPart

#LetMeTry

POST

The streets are full of gossip, smells, and merchants shouting. The Thames smells worse than my rehearsal tights. Still, life in London is never dull. #LondonBoy

Hey I am wabash. I am the bast tailor is town and an inspiring actor.

📍6741 Alexios way

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#coolmom23#wabsh#tailor#better

Review

Shakespeare’s play with great I loved it so much. It makes me really wanna be an actor. It’s inspiring what he can do with words that inspires me to be a better person every single day.

@actor @shake @better

Daily life

My life sucks. Shakespeare doesn’t wanna cast me in his play. No one‘s coming to my Taylor shop and I have a speech impediment. I went out into town today and Webster jumped me. I don’t know what the hate is. I love everyone.

#SpeechImpediment #MyLifeSucks #Help #Actor

Review-

Romeo and Juliet? I didn’t even go…that is where all the peasants go, and I am NOT being seen with them.👀 Imagine having a job where you have to act, I could literally never…

#notgoing #toposh

Daily life-

Hello, it Catling!!! Just kicked out people for fun from the amazing ball! Literally danced the night away, and if you didn’t go well…there’s a reason why😒

#getalife #lovemyjob

#FrickAroundAndFindOut

NOT WABASH

Love you too❤️😘😘❤️😘❤️😘🙈🙈😑

#fake#mean#iambetter

2: Lords and Ladies fuss over manners and keep getting my floor dirty with wine. I haven’t gotten a PENNY for a tip. Send help ✋✊✋#HateThisPlace #ImSoPoor

1. I have been a guard for the DeLesseps, and I am FULLY devoted.

2. I HATE peasants…That’s it I just hate peasants so

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏 TAKE ME INTO CONCIDERATION!!!!