Joke Day by https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn Write all your favorite jokes on here. en-us 2018-05-15 11:54:30 UTC 2018-05-15 12:50:03 UTC hello@padlet.com There's three types of people in the world. cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805231 People who can count and people who can't.-carter]]> 2018-05-15 11:56:51 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805231 I'm a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805542 -Trevor]]> 2018-05-15 11:57:57 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805542 Whats the best thing about Switzerland? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805946 I don't know but the flag is a big plus. -simonn]]> 2018-05-15 11:59:25 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260805946 What animal is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806310 Kayla]]> 2018-05-15 12:00:38 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806310 why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast! https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806347 2018-05-15 12:00:47 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806347 i'm a big fan of whiteboards. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806468 I find them quite re-markable.]]> 2018-05-15 12:01:17 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806468 Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806859 He was just going through a stage.]]> 2018-05-15 12:02:42 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260806859 what do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping.... https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807032 a Dino snore]]> 2018-05-15 12:03:15 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807032 Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.-carter cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807079 2018-05-15 12:03:23 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807079 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807228 what is a witch's favorite subject in school spelling.

]]> 2018-05-15 12:03:56 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807228 why couldn't the bike stand on its own? cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807369 It was two tired-carter]]> 2018-05-15 12:04:27 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807369 What kind of tree fits in your hand? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807471 A palm tree
-Julia

]]> 2018-05-15 12:04:50 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807471 What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807695 Kayla]]> 2018-05-15 12:05:41 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807695 Why did the student eat his homework? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807827 Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
-Julia]]> 2018-05-15 12:06:07 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807827 want to hear a joke about construction? cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807857 Hold on i'm still working on it-carter]]> 2018-05-15 12:06:12 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807857 what do you call a pig that dose karate? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807910 a pork chop]]> 2018-05-15 12:06:23 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260807910 Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808008 -Ryan]]> 2018-05-15 12:06:43 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808008 Ill call you later. cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808098 Dont call me later, call me dad-carter

]]> 2018-05-15 12:07:03 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808098 what is brown and sticky https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808204 a stick
-Andrew]]> 2018-05-15 12:07:25 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808204 Why did the scarecrow win an award cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808399 He was OUTSTANDING in his field.-carter]]> 2018-05-15 12:08:01 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808399 What do you get when you cross a pie with a snake? A pie-thon https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808659 Kayla]]> 2018-05-15 12:08:45 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808659 what stays in a corner but can travel all over the world https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808682 a stamp]]> 2018-05-15 12:08:50 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808682 What do you call a fake spaghetti https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808730 an Im-pasta ]]> 2018-05-15 12:09:04 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808730 Once my dog ate a whole box of Scrabble tiles. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808757 for days he kept leaving little "messages" around the house.]]> 2018-05-15 12:09:09 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808757 why did the student eat his homework.... https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808769 because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! maya
 ]]> 2018-05-15 12:09:11 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808769 Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808992 -Ryan]]> 2018-05-15 12:09:54 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260808992 The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809085 I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.]]> 2018-05-15 12:10:15 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809085 What did the yoga constructor say to the landlord when he tried to evict her https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809227 Namaste ]]> 2018-05-15 12:10:45 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809227 What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809237 Kayla]]> 2018-05-15 12:10:48 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809237 How does a scientist freshen their breath? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809280 They use experi-mints
-Julia]]> 2018-05-15 12:11:01 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809280 I own the worlds worst thesaurus. cjel4 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809357 Not only is it awful, its awful.-carter]]> 2018-05-15 12:11:23 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809357 What did the left eye say to the right eye? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809383 there is a stink in the middle of us!!!
-Emily]]> 2018-05-15 12:11:28 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809383 Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809614 -Ryan]]> 2018-05-15 12:12:12 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809614 what type of vitamin does a fish take vitamin c https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809654 2018-05-15 12:12:19 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809654 Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one pickle say to the other? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809834 "Dill with it!"
-Julia]]> 2018-05-15 12:12:53 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809834 why do doh https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809850 2018-05-15 12:12:57 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809850 Why did the mushroom go to the party https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809854 Because he was a fungi ]]> 2018-05-15 12:12:58 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809854 why do dogs do after they finish obedience school https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809866 they get their master]]> 2018-05-15 12:12:59 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260809866 what do you call a duck that get's all A's https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810072 a wise quacker]]> 2018-05-15 12:13:40 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810072 Where do you go to learn to make banana splits? Sundae school. https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810091 Kayla]]> 2018-05-15 12:13:43 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810091 What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810156 -Ryan]]> 2018-05-15 12:13:58 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810156 what did the duck say when he bought lipstick? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810201 put it on my bill!!!
-Emily]]> 2018-05-15 12:14:04 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810201 What do you call a group of unorganized cats? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810216 A CATastrophe ]]> 2018-05-15 12:14:09 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810216 What do you call two birds that stick together https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810341 Vel-crows]]> 2018-05-15 12:14:32 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810341 what happens to a toads car when it breaks down? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810618 " it gets toad away!!!
-Emily]]> 2018-05-15 12:15:21 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810618 https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810698 2018-05-15 12:15:36 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810698 why did the kid bring a lader to school https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810791 because she wanted to go to high school
\ ]]> 2018-05-15 12:15:55 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810791 what do sea monsters eat https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810905 Fish and ships]]> 2018-05-15 12:16:13 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810905 why was 6 afraid of 7.... https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810907 because 7,8,9]]> 2018-05-15 12:16:14 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260810907 What time is it when your clock strikes 13? https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811129 Time to get a new clock!
-Julia]]> 2018-05-15 12:16:51 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811129 What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811179 Ketchup]]> 2018-05-15 12:16:59 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811179 Why cant you play poker in the savannah https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811220 too many cheetahs]]> 2018-05-15 12:17:06 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811220 why did the inmate shoot the clock to kill time https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811697 2018-05-15 12:18:26 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260811697 what do you do when you find a 250 pound dog in your bed https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260812096 2018-05-15 12:19:29 UTC https://padlet.com/ethrockmorton/vjm9wdq91ghn/wish/260812096