a)     453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

b)    Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

c)     Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

d)    1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

e)     1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles

f)        Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

g)       365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year

h)     16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

i)        Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower

j)        Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line

k)       1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

l)          365.25 days = 1 unicycle

m)  Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

n)       2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

o)       10 cards = 1 decacard

p)       52 cards = 1 deckacard

q)        1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

r)     1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

s)         2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University     Hospital = 1 I.V. League

t)      1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton

u)        1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

v)     1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

w)       10 rations = 1 decaration

x)     100 rations = 1 C-ration

y)          2 monograms = 1 diagram

z)     2 new dimes = new paradigms