Taeyong: So would you say you slightly hate me or completely hate me?
Doyoung: Yes.
Taeyong: It was multiple choice but okay, noted.

siyeon: so i can bake these cookies at 300 degrees for 10 minutes or 3000 degrees for 1 minute 
taeyong: that's not how baking works- 
siyeon: how about 3000000 degrees for 1 sECOND???/ 
taeyong: nO YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN 
siyeon; i'm goinG TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES

Jiho:
Truth or dare?
Taeyong:
Truth.
Jiho:
What’s your credit card number?

ʸᵉᵒᵇᵒˢᵉʸᵒ? ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ, ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ... ᵃʳᵃˢˢᵒ.. ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ, ᵒᵏᵃʸ.. ʸᵉˢ.. ⁿᵃᵉ... ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʸᵉˢ... ʲⁱⁿʲʲᵃʸᵒ? ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ, ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ?.. ᵃᵃᵃ ʲⁱⁿʲʲᵃ ᵒᵗᵗᵒᵏᵃʲⁱ? ᵐⁱᵃⁿʰᵃᵉʸᵒ ᵃᵃᵃ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ? ᵃʳᵃˢˢᵒ ᵃᵃᵃ

yoongi: what's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? like i'm horny for halloween but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you feel, 
hoseok: i think the word you're looking for is "excited"

kim jiho. [A] 3 months ago Reply
taeyong: my youngest, siyeon, is being tested for the gifted program at her school and my other, jiho, thinks her toothbrush is haunted

kim jiho. [A] 3 months ago Reply
yuta: i loved playing doctor as a child 
[ flashback to little yuta with a stethoscope and a stuffed bear ] 
yuta: the cancer has spread. get your house in order

yuta: [ speaks japanese ] 
yoongi: wtf he's speaking naruto

Taeyong: Are you sure about this?
Jiho: Have I ever let you down?
Taeyong: All the time.
Jiho: What?
Taeyong: You're very unreliable. It's, like, one of the hallmarks of your personality.

taeyong: i hope you have a good explanation for all of this 
blue moon: we have three, you can pick your favorite

Taeyong: You're late.
Yuta: And you're beautiful.
Taeyong:
Taeyong: You're forgiven.

yoongi: hey taeyong i need to ask you something serious...
taeyong: what's wrong yoongi?? you can tell me anything. is it something about you and hose-
yoongi: ... do u think pigeons have feelings : (

Taeyong: Where should I pick you up from?
Jiho: Corner of 5th street.
Taeyong: Where's 5th street?
Jiho: Probably between streets 4 and 6.

yoongi: hey taeyong what does idk, ly & ttyl mean
taeyong: I Don’t know, Love you, Talk to you later.
yoongi: ...ok i'll ask someone else

taeyong: stand back, kids 
taeyong: the company's insurance company doesn't cover blown minds

lisa: are you posing, my camera isn't even out? 
jiho: google earth. always watching.

Taeyong:
Hey, everybody, I have some bad news.
Taeyong:
Due to circumstances beyond my control--
Jiho:
Your impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Taeyong:
Hey.

yoongi: can you tuck me in taeyong
taeyong: .....you handed me a shovel ???
yoongi: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

taeyong: you're grounded! 
siyeon: obama wouldn't treat me like this! 
taeyong: what? 
siyeon: obama care. 
taeyong: .... NO

yoongi: I’m ambidextrous
jiho: i'm so happy that you trust me and came out of the closet. love who you want to love booger!!

lisa: hey jiho, can you pick up some milk? 
jiho: yeah it's not that heavy 
lisa: i meant from the store 
jiho: yeah it weighs the same there too

jiho: i'm too tough to cry 
lisa: just earlier, you were crying about snakes 
jiho, in tears: thEY DON'T HAVE ARMS

Taeyong:
Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.
Siyeon:
Heck.
Taeyong:
You're on thin fucking ice.
Taeyong:
Oh no.

taeyong: don't panic! i'm in charge! 
blue moon: THAT'S WHY WE'RE PANICKING

jiho: If I were the last person on earth, would you date me?
yoongi: If you were the last person on earth I wouldn't exist
jiho:
jiho: dangit, you're right...

jiho: yoongi gave me a get better card
taeyong: aw that’s sweet. he doesn't hate you anymo-
jiho: i wasn’t sick, he just thought i could do better

lisa: the file won't attach to the email 
jiho: maybe it has trust issues

jiho: booger, tomorrow is garbage day 
yoongi: aw i can't believe they have a day dedicated to you!

siyeon: sajangnim, listen carefully, life is a journey. 
taeyong: and? 
siyeon: that's all i've got. i don't have advice, i'm 17.

taeyong: shouldn't you be asleep right now? 
yoongi: i should be a lot of things, but i live to disappoint

hobi: *sneezes*
yoongi: quick
yoongi: what’s the number for 911
taeyong: how am I supposed to know

taeyong: you're smiling, did something good happen? 
yoongi: can't i just smile because i feel like it? 
yuta: jiho tripped and fell in the parking lot

yoongi: my friend thinks you're cute 
hoseok: which friend? 
yoongi: me, i'm the friend

jiho: i'm taeyong's emergency contact 
doctor: are you here to pick him up? 
jiho: no, i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

taeyong: are you straight? 
yoongi: the only straight i am is a straight up bitch

taeyong: i wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me
jiho: ok but in my defense, yuta bet me $50 that I couldn't drink all that shampoo 
taeyong: that's not what i wanted to--- yoU DRANK SHAMPOO?

taeyong: would you rather kill jiho or- 
yoongi: kill her. 
taeyong: i didn't finish-
yoongi: we don't need to hear it. 
jiho: i'm... feeling a little unsafe?

jiho: hi guys-- why is booger facedown on the floor? is he ok?
taeyong: he's just a little overwhelmed
jiho: wait why what happ-
taeyong: hobi smiled at him

taeyong: i’m close, where are you?
yoongi: oh wait, I see you.
taeyong: what the fuck are you that guy in the middle of the road?
yoongi: yeah, floor it.

taeyong: jiho, you're really not going to do that here right? 
jiho: [ stops what she's going ] not to worry, i have a permit 
taeyong: this just says "i do what i want" 
jiho: 
taeyong: 
jiho: [ continues doing what she's doing ]

yoongi: [ gets down on one knee ] 
jiho: omg it's finally happening! 
yoongi: [ falls over ] 
jiho: the poison is kicking in

[ yuta ordering a cake over the phone ] 
baker: do you want the cake to say anything 
yuta, covering the phone with his hand: guys do we want a talking cake????

yoongi: ugly bitch
jiho: blocked
yoongi calling jiho: wait unblock me i have something to tell you
jiho: unblocked
yoongi: ugly bitch

yoongi: oh my god... i don’t like you, leave me alone!
hobi: i’m trying. please let go of my arm

yoongi: oh hey ugly, i saw you yesterday
jiho: what?? you did??? why didn't you say hi
yoongi: oh
yoongi: because i didn't want to

jiho: hey guys-- why are you crying booger???? what happen?? 
yoongi: i...
jiho: you can tell me anything like the old days-
yoongi: i'm crying because you're so ugly

han jisung. 43 seconds ago Reply 
Yoongi: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to become better every day? Also no.

taeyong: what do you think of girls with glasses? 
yoongi: i'm glad they can see

welcome to summer camp
lee minhyung. 12 hours ago Reply

where we praise hesus chrstio

han: one potato two potato three potato four!
lisa: he's so adorable-
han: five potato six let the bodies hit the floor!
lisa: jisung wtf-

jiho: *breathes*
yoongi: holyfuckinghell-- can you stop that? you're so annoying oh my god
jiho: stop what?? i didn't even do anything-
yoongi: BEING so ugly. it's actually ruining my day. fuck you

no, but does coffee with milk count as breakfast lol

lee jeno. 6 days ago Reply

i thought that said coffee with breast milk

i-i-i-i-i'm o-o-ok-a-ok-okay

jung hoseok. 6 days ago Reply 

you sound like those old receipt printers

yoongi: hey jimin, i'm sorry about the way i've been making fun of you and jungkook.. here's a little something to compensate
/hands jimin a box
jimin: t-thanks yoongi, y-you didn't have to!
yoongi: open it /giggles
/jimin opens box revealing a penis shaped cake
yoongi: PEEEENIS

/rose breaks a bone
joohyuk: i told you to be careful..
/looks sternly at her 
/starts singing rihanna's s&m with a nervous chuckle 
chaeyoung: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me?~

jungkook, staring at jimin: you’re blocking the view!
yoongi: i am the view
joohyuk: he's too small to block your view
joohyuk: and your view is even smaller

yoongi: how does this suit look?
hobi: amazing, wish i could pull that off
yoongi: go ahead
hobi: what
yoongi: what

...um...what is a twink? o u o

kim taeyong. [A] 3 days ago Reply

Me

kim taeyong. [A] 3 days ago Reply

An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

kim chungha. 3 days ago Reply

...yeah I'm pretty sure I'm a twink

kim taeyong. [A] 3 days ago Reply

did you miss the "young gay man" part

kim chungha. 3 days ago Reply

i can be a young gay man tae

kim chungha. 3 days ago Reply

i'm a twink! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

I'm crying

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

taebro why are you crying

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

why cry when you can play imvu

you're like 17 months old 
you have eyes???

han jisung. [sh] [A] 3 months ago Reply

Im a one year and five months old- ofc i HAVE EYES

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ok but you don't grow eyes until you'e two silly!!!

floats in here

kim jiho. [A] 3 months ago Reply

wtf you possessed

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

he's japanese ofc

nakamoto yuta. 3 months ago Reply

i have the powers of god and anime on my side

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

woo jiho.11:01:15 PMReply
sen mitsuji.12:01:06 AMReply
min yoongi. 8 seconds ago Reply
kang yebin.11:00:32 PMReply
min yoongi.10:00:13 PMReply
lee sungkyung. 15 seconds ago Reply
kim jiho.12:59:12 AMReply
nakamoto yuta.11:59:01 PMReply
i have the powers of god and anime on my side

god said dick size needed to be bigger, 
taeyong was made

does your best friend hype up your penis??? no???? then you gotta rethink your friends

nam joohyuk.1:28:59 PMReply
lee sungkyung.1:33:14 PMReply
kim jiho. [A]1:27:38 PMReply
there was a man in the window last night. he was not handsome.

It was Joohyuk

It was Sungkyung

EXCUSE YOU I’M NOT A MAN

Translates to "How comfortable are your testicles"

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

my testicles are well rested

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

and my dick is Huge thank you

jaws au but everyone talks like babies

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ouo nouwo! biuwug shawurk!

once upon a time, there was a princess. and some guy. one day, this princess wanted to go to the playground with her father, the king. she loved going to the playground! there were monkey bars, swings, and her favorite-- the slide! the princess excitedly made her way to the top of the slide, only to be pushed down by some guy. the princess tumbled down the slide, then fell on her face. and that's the story of how taeyong and i met 18 years ago.

perks of being Lee Sungkyung's best friend
1. free food
2. takes your shots for you
3. you'll never be alone even in the afterlife

chae you look like a cowbody

jimin when jungkook is not around: ha ha very funny
jimin when jungkook is around: h-h-ha t-thatsss f-f-f-fun-funny

my slogan: "making paradise city gayer every day"

get your docotroate

do u play forknife there

i accidentally for pov put "4rd"

you're the BEST podium and you my first...husband not first lady idk the term, first...man?

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

FIRT MAN

ha9oy Halloween 2st

mayo sir

I like naimal crossing

goodniggy

jung hoseok. 19 hours ago Reply goIFNIGGT MARK

yoongi: [gets hit by a car]
taeyong: omg are you okay!?
yoongi: please.. i need my pho-phone
yoongi: [opens twitter]
yoongi: LMAOOO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

joohyuk as bad advice: if she tries to hold your hand on the first date, squeeze her hand really hard until she cries. women love a strong man.

taeyong as bad advice: in an awkward/uncomfortable situation? just moon-walk away. people will think you are walking towards them, then you are in fact leaving.

yoongi as bad advice: shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets

doyoung: h-

me: 💝❣️💞💕💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕💝💓💓❤️❤️💖💗💟💟❣️💞💕💝💓❤️❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕i love you💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💕💞💝💓❤️💗💟❣️💕💝❤️💝💖💗💓💟💕❣️💞❤️💝💖💓

doyoung: How did you say the emojis out loud

murderer [ on the phone ] : i can see you 
joohyuk: 
murderer: 
joohyuk: do i look good

taeyong: my best friend helps me through everything. whenever i'm encountering something difficult, i look back at jiho and think, if i can be friends with this psychopath i can do anything

me with 20k posts, the rp has been open for 6 months, only me and hoseok remain

me: you Aren't leaving
hoseok: taeyo---
me: arent. Leaving.

*taeyong running in mark’s room*

taeyong: what is this?! *holding a LV belt*

mark: that’s a louis vuitton belt, dad

taeyong: *looking disgusted* this is a gucci household

anyone: 2+2=4
doyoung: no it's 5
me: he's right it's 5

"in the unlikely event that you encounter something that seems unusual, find a man named min yoongi, get his advice, and then do the opposite." - jiho

do you think when jiho runs, she looks like the titans in attack on titan

as a japanese, i have the power of god and anime on my side

new buddy cop tv comedy from germany: brooklyn nein nein

i was singing yestoday and my google assistant for some reason thought i asked how many indian rupees equal a dollar

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

IT WAS MARKS RAP LMAO

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

and all of a sudden I heard "588 rupees equal one dollar"

me: whip me so i can feel it
doyoung: hi ta--
me: and then god blessed the good world with prayer

taeyong: just have jiho come here.

doyoung: well, she locked herself in the bathroom.

taeyong: just tell her i said something.

doyoung: said what?

taeyong: anything factually inaccurate.

[two minutes later]

jiho, emerging from the bathroom: i’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean????

zzz 
 ＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
 ∧_∧  
 ( ･ω･) uwu
 ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ 
／ └-(＿＿＿_／ 
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 
 ∧_∧  
 ( ･ω･) 
 ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ...
／ └-(＿＿＿_/
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

once upon a time there was a bottle on the tree
the bottle stood on the tree for a long time
suddenly wind
but the bottle was still on the tree
the end

taeyong: call 911, i've been stabbed 
jiho: ya ok but where's doyoung

jeong sewoon11:17:43 AMReply
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lee taeyong. [A]11:21:16 PMReply
:D

jay-z's real name is
jklmnopqrstuvwxyz

hobi: i love you yoongi
yoongi: hahah bro are you like... gay?
hobi: ...
yoongi: ....
hobi: we've been married for ten years
yoongi: ... is that a yes?
hobi: i want a divorce

priest: /turns to yoongi
do you take jung hoseok to be your lawfully wedded husband?
yoongi: PEEENIS

sungkyung: come on i wasn't that drunk!
joohyuk: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important
sungkyung: /tearing up/ but you are

dong: hi! im kim dongyoung, and you are?
taeyong: questioning my sexuality

yuta: my friends call me yuta, but you can call me…..anytime :^)
jiho: you know who else i can call?
jiho: the police

jungkook: u know, im stone cold. independent. a true ice king!
jimin: /smiles shyly/
jungkook: oh god im a mess someone help im gay

cop: are you high?
yoongi: hello, am i what?
cop: high
yoongi: hello

jiho: your belly button is just your old mouth
joohyuk: ...
taeyong: i was having a good day 
yoongi: we were all having a good day

yoongi: PEEENIS
jungkook: w-what's that?
yoongi: you don't have one you dickface

joohyuk: not everyone is going to think im handsome, and thats okay!
joohyuk: ......
joohyuk: they are wrong, though

yoongi: when i was born, the gods said "too pure, much perfection.
jiho: wrong
jiho: when you were born the devil said "oOooOhH cOmPEtiTioN"

joohyuk: you may think that im a millionaire arsehole who has no respect for anyone but you're wrong-
joohyuk: im actually a billionaire

yoongi: i will not hesitate to strangle you
jungkook: can you even reach my neck?

yoongi :it smells like goodfam in here
tyong: what's goodfam?
yoongi: chillin' fam what's good with you?
tyong: sHIt

jimin: y-y-you know, s-sometimes you make m-me angry
yoongi: well, art is supposed to evoke emotion

jimin: y-you know s-sometimes you make me really a-angry
yoongi: s orrymasen hehehe

me /staring at joohyuk/: my future husband isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake, cause wtf are you wishing for? all your dreams came true when you married me
jimin: a divorce. his new wish. you know...
joohyuk: /chokes/

/joohyuk, confessing his problems/
sungkyung: you should just follow your heart
joohyuk: everyone is telling me to follow my heart. i just don't know what "dudum dudum dudum" is supposed to mean..?!!

/yoonseok in an argument/
hobi: fuck you
yoongi: i am ready
hobi:
hobi: what
yoongi: what

/chaehyuk in an argument
chaeyoung: fuck you
joohyuk: how hard
chaeyoung: i-

yoongi: hola bitcheeeeessss
tyong: what
joohyuk: oh he's learning spanish now

jesus christ that stuttering is brutal

park jimin. [h] 1 month ago Replyi-... i-... i-i-i... i-i-i-i-... m-m-ma-m-a-may-.... b-be? d-do y-you w-wa-n-wa-nt to d-do i-i-i-it?

gikwang: just take your stuff and leave
sungkyung: okay
sungkyung: /picks up gi and leaves/

jungkook: so u-um you know d-do you want t-to d-do something?..
jimin: o-oh y-yeah s-sure... w-what should we d-do?
jungkook: y-you know.. just d-do something
jimin: d-do something?
jungkook: y-yeah, just d-doing.. d-do something
yoongi: PEEENIS

jimin: you're ugly chaeyoung
chaeyoung: stfu you're hideous
anyone else: chaeyoung is so beautiful!
chaeyoung: no i'm fugly

joohyuk: how do you spell my name in english again? i forgot
me: s-t-u-p-i-d
joohyuk: s... t... u... p... wAIT A SECOND

jimin: why you are naked?
yoongi: i have no clothes
jimin: /opening his closet/ you have lots! like this shirt, this coat, hyobi hyung, these jeans…

joohyuk: you could have died, chaeyoung!
me: i wasn’t hurt that bad! they said all my bleeding was internal! that’s where blood is supposed to be!
joohyuk: /twitches/

ᴼⁿᴵᵒⁿʰᴬˢᴬᵉʸᴼ ʲᵉᴼⁿᴱᵘᴺ ᵇᴬᴺᵍᵗᴬᴺ ˢᴼⁿʸᴱᵒᴺᵈᴬᴺ ʰʷᴬⁿᴳᵍᴱᵘᴹ ᵐᴬᵏᴺᵃᴱ ʲᴱᵒᴺ ʲᵁᴺᵍᵏᴼᵒᴷ ᶦᵐᴺᶦᴰᴬ

“Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.”

—Lee Taeyong, probably

Dear Siro

First let me say that I am deeply, and I mean this, deeply sorry for my actions. I love you Siro, and I didn't mean to offend you in anyway. I hope and pray you'll forgive me Siro, and I'm again sorry for not treating you and respecting you. I said the wrong words and made a bad decision, and I hope that this can be put in the past. I hope this doesn't end our relationship between us, and I promise to do better and be better.

Love, 
your Nakamoto - San

joohyuk: /led blinks 
reminder set for: text chaeyoung to fill her fridge
also joohyuk: forgets reminder

joohyuk: /sets reminder to drunk text / call chaeyoung on nye 
also joohyuk: /is hunched over toilet bowl on nye

for sure when you're in close exposure to sick people you will get dick eventually

bc i'm always apologizing anyways dfjlfdh

kim sori. [h] 24 minutes ago Reply
i'm changing my name to sorry

I MEAN HOBI

kim taeyong. [A] 39 minutes ago Reply
HI HOBO

everyone: drinks two beers
everyone: man that was nothing
tae: bruh why is this stuff so strong

jaemin

kim taeyong. [A]3:25:34 PMReply
jaemojn

kim taeyong. [A]3:25:32 PMReply
jomin

kim taeyong. [A] 1 second ago Reply
throws a pillow at jaemon

my life? whack

FUCK THE WIND
I HEARD WORDS

hoJUNG

jung hoseok. 7 minutes ago Reply
ho jug did

oH there's a padlet now

joohyuk: /reads padlet
HAHAH SHIT SO FUNNY
joohyuk: /reads stuff on padlet that he said
HAHAH SHIT SO FUNNY
w a i t .. i said stupid shit like that? when?

PREPARE UR ASSHOLES

jung hoseok. 4 minutes ago Reply DO YOU WANT THE BEST CRACK IN PARADISE?
lee sungkyung.10:53:41 AMReply
nam joohyuk. [h]9:53:27 PMReply
we opened our assholes like hoseok said

paradise city: a place where people feed the archives more than themselves

oh shit jaemin's right
we supposed to be a paradise but we starving ourselves to feed archives LOL

jung hoseok. 7 seconds ago Reply
lee sungkyung.10:55:13 AMReply
You never breathe in Paradise
kim dongyoung.10:55:24 AMReply
oxygen is non-existent

yoongi 20 mins ago to shihyun: /says deep, heartfelt advice
yoongi now to shihyun after reading padlet: /pats shihyun's head u w u
aren't we all confused

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min yoongi.12:04:59 AMReply
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ stupid bitch ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

PARADISE SHITTY

epidemics in paradise 2018: flus, coughs, fever
epidemics in paradise 2019: choking, asphyxiation, respiratory failure

dong: my ass can't tak that much pl-
jaemin: But. Where. Can. I. Find. Those. Penis. Pills

hMM

Nowehrre

LISA HOW MUCH FOR ONE TART
lalisa manoban. [h] 5 minutes ago Reply
hOBI I SAID ONE HUG

jung hoseok. 2 minutes ago Reply

NO
jung hoseok. 2 minutes ago Reply

HOW MUCH!!!
jung hoseok. 2 minutes ago Reply

MONIES
christian yu. 1 minute ago Reply

hey if she womt take the shmonies 

i will

jung hoseok. 28 seconds ago Reply

i like ur thinking but i'm paying her cuz she making the tarts for mi weddinf

lalisa manoban. [h]2:10:04 AMReply

hOBI ISTG
jung hoseok.2:10:16 AMReply

TARTS ARE ASSPENSIVE OK
jung hoseok.2:10:19 AMReply

I NEEDA

lalisa manoban. [h]2:13:33 AMReply

HOBI N O

DOLARS

jung hoseok. 1 minute ago Reply

DOLLARS WOW

i've been called hobo and ihob no biggie

jung hoseok.3:31:59 PMReply

international house of 🅱️ancakes

[] shh i've given up on proerp splling

nam joohyuk. [h]12:55:39 PMReply

joohyuk: /makes out with girl, gets more heated, takes clothes off
girl: wait, i want this, but do you have a condom
joohyuk: ya sure, one sec
/puts condom on
/foreplay happens, joohyuk about to have sex
joohyuk: oh shit, wait the condom- fuck, i forgot where i put it 

joohyuk: you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.

joohyuk: sungkyung ahsdgshjadghsjadghj
sungkyung: joo what's wrong
joohyuk: chaeyoung ashgdshajgdhj
chaeyoung: joohyuk what's wrong
joohyuk: lisa ajshdksahdjsahdk
lisa: joo what's wrong

joohyuk: yoongi ajhsgdhjahgdhjs
yoongi: HAHAHA IKR BRO

joohyuk: i can't see it's too dark
yoongi: don't worry i'll save you
yoongi: *stomps his light-up sketchers*

jimin: i pooped my pants!
jaehyun: it's okay jimin, we all poop! do you need a wet wipes i can get one for you!

nam joohyuk. [h]1:16:50 PMReply
park chaeyoung. [h] 17 seconds ago Reply
"they're in a bromance so deep i hesitate to say no homo"
- the whole paradise shitty at yoongle and joo

jiho: the men who don't cross-dress are the real pussies

joohyuk: chaeyoung.. i want you to be your light, baby 
so i got you a headlamp!

joohyuk: this date is boring
sung: this isn't a date i said i was going to the store
joohyuk: then why did you invite me?
sung: i specifically said don't come with me and you said fuck you sung i do whatever i want and followed me here

joohyuk interacting with everyone else in paradise: dumb as rocks
joohyuk interacting with shihyun: becomes seo kangjoon

christian: you said that if you were to do a same-sex experiment it would be with me
joohyuk: i have never said that
christian: it was implied
joohyuk: by you!

christian: *gasps*
joohyuk: what?
christian: is soy milk just milk introducing itself in spanish?
joohyuk: ...what the fuck?

[first date with joohyuk and rose]
rose: i really like your shirt
joohyuk: thanks (; [remembers girls like bad boys] i stole it [remembers girls also like nice guys] from an old man i was helping walk across the street

christian on text: joo you such a tsun
joohyuk: a what
joohyuk: YO SHIT BRO, i just realized
tsun has the same letters as NUTS

everyone at sungkyung: are you drunk?
sung: only on elegance.
sung: and whiskey. and vodka. and bourbon. and whiskey.

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min yoongi. [A] 1 minute ago Reply
[joohyuk and rose on a movie date]
joohyuk: i snuck in some snacks
rose: aw what snac-
joohyuk: /pulls out bag of microwavable popcorn
do you have a microwave

i mean
[turns to the camera]
everyone dies eventually

yoongi after being shot with a paintball: hit or miss… i guess they never miss, huh?
taeyong in the distance: shoot him again

min yoongi. [A] 30 seconds ago Reply
teacher: why’re u late?!
taehyung, as student: im late?
teacher: yes! u missed all the period.
taehyung: a-are u telling me im pregnant?

irene as doctor - but funny b/c she's a nurse
irene: this looks bad, i’m gonna have to run one more test
patient: ok
irene: [pretends to throw the clipboard at patient and patient flinches]
irene: yep, you’re a huge pussy

just remember


if you succ a dicc and the dicc succs you bacc, yeet !!!!!!! 

yoongi: taco cat backwards is still taco cat, y'know
taeyong: i don't know what to do with this information
yoongi: dog food lid is dildo of god backwards
taeyong: i still don't know what to do with this information

jimin: *staring out the window, fighting back tears*
jungkook: I told you they wouldn’t make pasta into any shape
jimin: *sobbing* p-penguini

cai xukun. 1 minute ago Reply
"issues"

YES?

nam joohyuk. [h]3:29:16 PMReplycai xukun. 58 seconds ago Reply
"issues" 

you called?

coos

lee gikwang.4:00:25 PMReply
crocs 

oh wait that's me

1t'5 c0lD
scoots a little closer to the firer

lalisa manoban. [h]7:39:14 PMReply
questionable stuff yes that is our specialty

if your s.o. kills you, y'all need to rethink that relationship

WENDIGO IF YOU AINT GONNA LOVE ME BACK OFF

Hibou

I'm typing with my right dead

fyck I really hate u gufd

cooking with one texting eith othet

kim seokjin.21:58:59Reply
wow the difference between this and last game.. last game winner: first mass murderer
this game winner: literally only killed once at the end to win

make love not qar

WTF NO GIGI YOU NEED YOUR LINGS

nam joohyuk. [h]11:33:31 PMReply
yoongi: let me give you a haircut jiho
yoongi: /starts up chainsaw

kim seokjin. 11 seconds ago Reply
kim dongyoung.1:43:16 AMReply
jeon jungkook. [A]2:43:11 PMReply
nam joohyuk. [h]11:43:02 PMReply
shihyun yesterday: /gets stressed over interview
shihyun today: /has lower half pecked by woodpeckers, electrocuted by eels

THAT IS!!! MY FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!111 SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 jung hoseok.1:42:38 AMReply
 kim dongyoung.2:42:28 PMReply
 lee sungkyung.2:42:22 PMReply
 jeon jungkook. [A]1:42:07 AMReply
 SHIHYUN ACTUALLY DYING 

kim taeyong. [A]1:49:20 AMReply
nam joohyuk. [h]1:49:15 AMReply
2 seconds ago: 
everyone: OMG SHIHYUN DYING
everyone now: FAMMMM /sobs

shihyun: /wins hunger games
/wins drama island
/is stressed and anxious constantly

life isn't fair gikwang uwu
lee gikwang.1:55:40 PMReply

lIfE iSn't fAiR gIkwanG uWu
kim taeyong. [A]1:55:54 PMReply

sorry cant hear you from the losers boat

@kim jiho. Ü̸̧̮̣̟̹̪̮̼͕͍̣̫̟̩̞̤͌̓̾͜ ̸̬̰̙͖̪̩͇̘͔̟͓̱̩̉̍̆̉̋̈͋̌̑͗͝H̶̢̧̻̯̻̝̝͙͙̗̫̠̟͕̥̝͂̌̒̔͆̓͋̓̾̋̂̉̓͘͘̕͝͝ͅA̴̜̙͓̪̣̤̙̹͖͖̟͙̩͉̳͛͋̂͊͌̎̔̓͋͌̑̀͒̒̓̇̕͜V̷̠͗̀͆͆̎͆͆́̏̇̂̓͋̚͝Ě̸̯̱̱̱͓͓̬̫̖͔̥̺̝̦̤̯̥̘̒͌̅̀͌͗̒̈́̈́͗̚͘͝ ̴̭̫̞̪̠͖̗̦̀̍̇̿̈́̈́̅̉C̷̣͓̬̗͖̙̈́͑̌̈̒̀͆͗̋͊̔͛̈̃̾̏͝R̵̛͓̘̞͉̈́̂͑̈́̆̀̐͜A̸̧̡̝̩͍̫͇̝̹̭̫̜͑̃͐̀͜͝ͅͅB̸̨̛̰̞͓̥̦̘̦̲̹̟̫̣̹̦̫̱͒̑̉̊̔̒̑̐̾̒̊̂͝͠S̷̨̧̗̲̱̼̬̘͇̥͕̫̻̙͔̦̔ ̸̧̛̛̖͑̍͐̇̆͗͒̽̊̾̎̓̌͝͠S̷̡̛̯̫̯̗̱͋̅͗̎̂̒̈́̽̑̈̂̐̈́̆̕͝Ọ̷͙̦̳̲͓̤͕͈̪̙̣̼̥̤̼̳͠ ̷͙̘͍͎̰̅̐ͅN̶̩̐̂Ỏ̶̢̻̜̗͉̤̣͈̹̱̘̜̮̹̮͖̭̎͑ ̷̢̙̱̪͖̦̼̥̠̱͍̪̝͔̭̘̘̋̇͂͊͘ͅI̶̡̧̜̙͔͎͉͓̞̥̝͎̯̱̟̓̓͒̈́͜͜͜͝ ̴̧̺̻̗̻̥̋̍͋͐̀̚W̶̧̛͕͕̭̭̦̖̯̋̽͛͆̍̾̌ͅĬ̸̧̡̢̳̺͓̟͙̪̅̒̈́̄͆̓̓̆͜͠L̷͕̟͒͒͑̓͐̓͗̋͐̂͒̌̿͛͒̐L̵̡̥̘̣̤̱̗̤̒̔͂͆̂͒̌̽̈́͋̒̕̚͜͝͠͝ͅ ̴̹̳͚͔̣̩͖͉̣̯̺̑̃̈́̉̈N̵͔̹̦̼̜̞͉͔̗̲͚̹̺̼̮̩̎̃͊̎̽̏̑͒̇̿͋́̌̌̅͠͝Ö̸̧͈̰̰̣̠͈̥̹͙͙̫͔͖͚̒̉ͅͅT̸̡̨̛̛̮̤̱̠̣͈̫̣̙̆̍͋̐̋̓̎͋̕͘͜͝ ̷̨̢̳̤̜͙͈̬̹̤͕̙͍̰̫̭̐̀̅͜S̶̢̩̫͚͉̯̲̙͉̩̏̓̀͗Ư̵̢̻̥͎̠̠͍͍͎̲̱̭͌̃̉̈́̊̿͋͂̉̒̿̎̚͝͝Ç̵̨̨̛̗͉̝̙͓͈̹̫̪̞͑́̄̆̈́̇͌̒͂͝͝K̵̛͉͚͇̰̒̒̀̈́̉͆͗̔̒͂̾̋̕ ̴̧̢̹̙̞̤̀̄͜Ư̶̤̬̩͖̤̬͓̟̬͓͔̺̑̑̋̒͋͗̾͘̕͘Ŗ̸̧̢͈̠̯̲̝̰̰̽͒̋̀̓̒̿ ̶̡̤͇̯͙͇̦͕̮̠̣̮͓̝̘̟̫̎͌̾̍͐̚͝Ď̸̛͈̰̃͐̇̎͐̒̃̋͛̐̀͋̎̎́I̴̛͔̖͖͔̦̫̲̺̮͒͛̿̕C̶̦͉̈̒̈́̕͝͝K̴̡̢̧̛͎̣͓͖̰͈̩̥̤̋̈́̈́̉͌͑̈́̃͐͘

oH YEah i'LLL SHoW YoU a fUckIng RoOt 

because my team is a huge Disappointment, team 1 wins the reward

SLIME I MEAN

woodpeckers pecking iron nuts:
*tink tink tink

is that the mv where he looks like he's in the flappy vagina

Seokjin gets the next torture. Kanga-Roo: The camper must sit in the pouch of a kangaroo.

jeon jungkook. [A]2:30:57 PMReply

SHIT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

my own husband didn't even vote for me
kim dongyoung.2:56:00 PM Reply
i'm sorry
kim seokjin.2:56:03 PM Reply

kids you're voting who goes out
kim taeyong. [A]2:56:07 PM Reply
OH
kim dongyoung.2:56:12 PM Reply
:/
kim seokjin.2:56:12 PM Reply
you don't wanna get voted for,,

kim taeyong. [A]2:56:14 PM Reply

nvm you're back on my good side doyoung

This simulation is LONG af
jung hoseok.3:00:54 PMReply

BUT IS IT LONGER THAN TAEYONG'S DICK!!!!!!

THE BOAT IS A WHORE ANYWAY

I GOT MYSELF THE FUCKING NARUTo FROGS BITCH

U EAT ASS BUT U WONT EAT A TOENAIL, PUSSY

Doyoung gets a dare from Jimin.

Dare: Have your head shaved by Chef Hatchet.

kim taeyong. [A]3:42:14 PMReply

bald doy

jeon jungkook. [A]3:42:24 PMReply

ONLY AANG COULD SAVE THE WORLD

wig

park chaeyoung. [h]9:06:24 AMReply
hobi waiting for yoongi in the land of the dead with 'WELCOME HOME CHEATER'

hobi: bitch
yoongi: haha bitch no wtf im a grand bitch

guys pls it's a sim let us not take Drastic Deicions

congrats crackadise

nam joohyuk. [h]11:22:38 PMReply
lessons learnt from pbb:
-don't become official if you like someone
-don't have wives
-your s.o. will not veto u

nam joohyuk. [h]11:39:09 AMReply
kim dongyoung. 15 seconds ago Reply
big brother: the game where the winner is the one who's the last one standing but everyone wants themselves eliminated 

suicide squad

Jennie and Yuta face eviction.

Shihyun votes to evict Yuta
Gikwang votes to evict Yuta.
Chaeyoung votes to evict Yuta.
Doyoung votes to evict Yuta.
Lisa votes to evict Yuta

lalisa manoban. [h]10:39:30 PMReply

yutA IM SORRY

lee sungkyung.10:39:29 PMReply
HAHAHAHAHA

nam joohyuk. [h]10:39:28 PMReply
ajhsjdkahdkjahjkdjkwn

kim jisoo.10:39:27 PMReply
A WALKOVER

nakamoto yuta.10:39:26 PMReply
WOW
kim taeyong. [A]10:39:44 PMRepl

JEOANSOA OMG YUTA

nakamoto yuta.10:39:45 PMReply

*presses leaves character*

and there's the.. wow why do the rest of the housemates hate you so much, which goes to gikwang for having recieved a whole 23 votes against him on this show. the runner up only had 14 so that kinda shows...

nam joohyuk. [h]11:18:24 PMReply

it was cuz of sungkyung

lalisa manoban. [h]11:18:32 PMReply
rip gikwang

kim dongyoung.11:18:33 PMReply

23...

lee gikwang.11:18:34 PMReply

wow

nam joohyuk. [h]11:18:35 PMReply

i swear she voted him the most

nam joohyuk. [h]11:18:35 PMReply

i swear she voted him the most

lee gikwang.11:18:46 PMReply

yall really hate me

shhhh i can't typr that's a known fact ok

kim dongyoung.10:36:11 PMReply

typr

Week 12'a HoH is Sunhgkyung!

kim dongyoung.10:35:17 PMReply

sunhgkyung

lee sungkyung.10:35:25 PMReply

sunhgkyung

nam joohyuk. [h]10:35:36 PMReply

'sunhg'

nakamoto yuta. 15 seconds ago Reply
everybody close to taeyong voted him out 

they joined dean's monk cult

welcome to big brother:paradise
couples are broken up
relationships ruined
friendships ended

damn even brazil against germany scored one goal...

top 10 anime betrayals become top 50

kim seokjin. 1 minute ago Reply
and another thing also happened- Chungha is voted by America as their favorite juror! 

/turns off TV

that was a great show!

jung hoseok.12:45:37 AMReply
yuta: LOOK AT THE WALL
taeyong: what?
yuta: heheheheeheh RUNS

more like this

yuta: look a dick!
taeyong: WTF!
yuta: PEACE

everyone: hope lisa wins
doyoung: lol

* does dead/coma-people shit *

BACK THE FUCK UP OR GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY ASS DORITO

wipes a fake ass tear.
fucking dorito head... my ex wanted to bang that. could you believe?

squishies o u o

stands here awkwardly still putting pressure on doyoung's wound

SUNG WILL DESTIRY JOO IF HE COMES FOR CHAE

are you a virgin joohyuk
cause then we can actually sacrifice you

lee sungkyung. 3 days ago Reply

Joohyuk is definitely not a Virgin

kim jennie. 3 days ago Reply

wikihow to sacrifice non-virgin..
oH it says we can still sacrifice you
into the fire you go!

nam joohyuk. [h] 3 days ago Reply

this new girl wants to play overcooked 2 and i'm the dish

i dont like ghosts or scarys tuff

joohyuk if you fart istg i will shove my fist up your ass ! whisper-yells at the troublesome man

chucking a large log at the fire to put it out "in advance"

nam joohyuk. [h] 3 days ago Reply

lightly stomp your shoes that light up when you walk yoongi

ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢᵎ ᵒ ᵘ ᵒ 
ᵈ⁻ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵘʸˢ ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵐᶦˣᵗᵃᵖᵉ ʸᵉᵗˀ
ᶦ⁻ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ˡᶦˡ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ, ˢ⁻ˢᵒ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗᵎ

ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵃˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ⁿᵒ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ
ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗʸ, ʷʰʸ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠˀ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵃˢˢᶦᵍⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘˀ ᵃᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒˢᵗˀ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵈᶦᶜᵏˀ

waddles over to the bag of marshmallow to transform into a marshmallow o u o

ᵈᶦᵗᵗᵒ [A] 8 hours ago Reply

o u o does marshmallow shit o u o

eyes the cracker

becomes the cracker o u o

o u o
looks at tree 

becomes tree

transforms into sooyoung's hand o u o

JAEMIM

kim taeyong. [A] 19 minutes ago Reply

Jaemon

kim taeyong. [A] 19 minutes ago Reply

jaemon

kim taeyong. [A] 19 minutes ago Reply

aj3om

*SHUTTER

kim chungha. 6 minutes ago Reply

What’s Shitter Island?

[joohyuks voice]
hobi: can you stop poking me
yoongi: /looks up from eating out 
what bae my junk is still in my pants tho
hobi: you didn't shave
yoongi: down there? no i did
hobi: yOUR SCRUFF YOONGI, your stubble, it's prickly.. 
yoongi: OH SORRY ITS A DAEGU THING U KNO MANLY MAN GROW BEARD

let's go hubfwr games

Hubger ganrs

na jaemin.10:07:14 PMReply

lee sungkyung.9:06:19 PMReply
kim dongyoung.12:06:50 AMReply
kim taeyong. [A]1:06:45 PMReply
min yoongi. [A]12:06:26 AMReply
() doyum: well... can u naenae?
doy: no but i can *dab*
doyum: ok we done fight *whips* 

() yoongi: waddles up to doyum to touch his forehead with his left nipple
doyum: wha???-
yoongi: shh, i send u chakra

did u know hobi stands for
hoes on bthe idancefloor

jisoo: /plays video games intently 
joohyuk: /plays video games competitively
rose: /jumps character off the map

My name is Sungkyfng :’)

is mingyu holding like a mutated broccoli?

Kim Augustus Ethan Shihyun

lee sungkyung. 3 hours ago Reply

jung jaehyun.3:01:05 PMReply
well it's not terrible, we can make it cute and shorten it to call you ellie noona!

You are an angel Jung Jeffrey Alexander Jaehyun

lee sungkyung. 4 hours ago Reply

Kim Ulysses Buchanan Taeyong o u o

lee sungkyung.10:11:42 PMReply

Siyeon Olivia Madison Parker sounds better actually

lee sungkyung.10:14:38 PMReply

Son Allen Dongwoon

to be updated when posts are found,,

yoongi: you know what? i've always wondered.. how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to toes?
joohyuk: bro.. it's four in the morning...
yoongi: so you can't sleep huh?
yoongi: ... is it because of the blanket?

lee sungkyung. 16 seconds ago Reply
park chaeyoung. [h]2:08:34 PMReply
jaehyun: hey how was your day? :D
sung: /drinking vodka straight out of the bottle/
sung: my day was fine 

min bartholomew mason yoongi. [A]3:07:22 AMReply
park chaeyoung. [h] 40 seconds agoReply 
yoongi: taeyong, get that hideous thing out of the living room
taeyong: jiho, yoongi wants you out of the house

jimin: i-i can’t believe we’re locked in this room together!
jungkook throwing a key out of the window: yeah.. truly unfortunate

[joohyuk's ghost] 
jaehyun talking irl: /spells out all his stupid face emoticons
how are you today, capital oh-you-oh!

DONT YOU D A R E THROW A TREE AT THAT CHILD MIN BARTHOLOMEW MASON JAR YOONGI

HE CAN HANDLE PAPER!!! OR DOES HE WANT A TREE?

kim shihyun.6:07:33 PMReply

um- compasses aren't paper hyung-

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]6:09:58 PMRepl

oh

WELL DO YOU WANT A WHOLE ROD OF METAL

A male cheetah can make a female ovulate by barking at her.

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]5:22:12 PMReply

jung hoseok. 1 second ago Reply 
nakamoto yuta.5:21:18 PMReply
male cheetah: barks
female cheetah: k-k-kimochi ii...

hi, i'm jung esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez hoseok and you're watching disney channel
*guitar riff*

min hoseok. 19 minutes ago Reply 

are you also yes but also no

friend: love is like a box of chocolates- ya never know what cha gonna get
joohyuk: wdym if it clearly says 'kit kat' you know you getting it

at work; i'm sO tIRED
me leaving work: YEAHHHH WHOO

AM NOT LISA IS ALSO MY BEST FRIED STFU

lalisa manoban. [h]4:19:11 PMReply

BEST FRIED

park siyeon.4:19:21 PMReply

lalisa manoban. [h]4:19:11 PMReply
BEST FRIED

sungkyung: /looks at gikwang
gikwang: /stares back at gikwang
..
/starts making out with each other

hit or miss
she took the fucking kids ya
now i'm crying
don't have no will to life ya
gonna take my car
and drive off of a bridge ya
they gon find my body
put me in a ditch ya

noooooooo im just slightly tipsy

lalisa manoban. [h] 22 hours ago Reply

no!! i may have a lil bit of alcohol in my system now!!

thanks for just standing and watching best fried... im dying and all she does is 

hoLDS UP AN ENTIRE WALNUT

min hoseok. 7 months ago Reply 

a waLNUT

kim jiho. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

hoLDS THE WALNUT UP TO HOSEOK LOOK AT IT

min hoseok. 7 months ago Reply 

grABS THE WALNUT AND RUNS OFF

kim jiho. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

wot why is hobi so excited over this walnut

min hoseok. 7 months ago Reply 

holds the walnut high in the sky
snacc this is the only time i'm letting you lunge at me jiho misses you k

kim jiho. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

insert cricket noises at the lack of snacc's presence

fuckING bootleg tree

helzzzloZlO ROSE

my loneliness is killin me

kim taeyong. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

and iiiiiii

min yoongi. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

why are you lonely

kim taeyong. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

i must confess

nakamoto yuta. 7 months ago Reply 

taenim, you have the company

kim taeyong. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

GUYS WTF IM SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS

Why is my eye twitching

min yoongi. [A] 7 months ago Reply 

But Does It Twitch Faster Than My Left Ass Cheek

I'm Orochimaru, Come Get This Tongue Haha!

*because

lee sungkyung.12:20:24 AMReplymin hoseok. [A] 4 minutes ago Reply
smh why y'all never own up to dying over ur mans like

Beachside death

I can think of something worse than imperialism

min hoseok.11:46:16 PMReply

gasps
a child

kim seokwoo.11:46:22 PMReply

democracy

facism

min hoseok.11:54:49 PMReply

facism?? why not legism
wong yukhei.11:58:56 PMReply

toeism xddddd

wong yukhei.11:58:52 PMReply armism xddddddd
lee gikwang.11:59:37 PMReply

buttism

min hoseok.11:59:27 PMReplyHEADISM
lee gikwang.12:00:42 AMReply

is it penism or penisism?

wong yukhei. 20 minutes ago Reply 

penisism is when u lose hope in ur penis
wong yukhei.12:01:09 AMReply

or when ur penis loses hope in u

lee gikwang. 20 minutes ago Reply 

in communist Russia your penis loses hope in u

THIS IS PARADISE CITY FUNCTIONING AT !))%

[] ok ooc buuuut did you see nam joohyuk x blackpink cf
kim jisoo. 8 minutes ago Reply 

[] i cackled cuz paradise city
nam joohyuk. [h] 8 minutes ago Reply [] OMFG i didnt even realize yo... damnnnnn the revelations

kim jisoo. 7 minutes ago Reply
[] LIKE WHAT ARE THE CHANCES AFHAJAFD
nam joohyuk. [h] 7 minutes ago Reply 

[] HONESTLY

nam joohyuk. [h] 7 minutes ago Reply 

[] NOW IM SCARED
nam joohyuk. [h] 6 minutes ago Reply 

that cf should be for this place lmao /cackles
lalisa manoban. [h] 3 minutes ago Reply [] buT YOOO BP + JOOHYUK + PARADISE CITY DHWJWJ
kim jisoo. 3 minutes ago Reply [] but anyway jennie x joo in the club 
eyes emoji at the nightclub room

YO remember when yall called joohyuk shrimpy and then few weeks later he had an ad for shrimp crackers

and that time when we had the gr8 depression and then the sad drama w joo happened i think??

jisoo: i have a binder for all events occurring in paradise city organised by date then in alphabetical order

nam joohyuk. [h]9:26:52 PMReply

chaehyuk fighting
joohyuk: when did i ever do that?!
chaeyoung: yOU DID, you asshole!
jisoo: january, 7, 2019, 5:45pm, you actually did joohyuk- right here.
/points to page on binder

nam joohyuk. [h]9:23:29 PMReply
kim jisoo. [A] 15 seconds ago Reply
im documenting all these

kim jisoo chief secretary of PBI

nam joohyuk. [h]9:24:39 PMReplyexecutive marketing officer lalisa manoban of PC (paradise corp.)
she's not a mac person ye
nam joohyuk. [h]9:25:00 PMReply

cuz she's the poster child of what paradise SHULD be

hailee: paradise city is... people are crazy but there's like no crimes at all wtf

sorry joohyuk gtg :/

salteddarkchocolate 12 minutes ago :( joo ily come back soon please
cookingwithpapa 11 minutes ago
im sorry .. i'll really miss you guys though..






APRIL FOOLS BISHES
salteddarkchocolate 7 minutes ago i fuckgn i forgot april fools was a thing listen i don't have friends
cookingwithpapa 6 minutes agoyou made one today, meeeeeeeeh

if i was in my hero universe, my quirk would be wood 
and in the mornings is when its most strong

i thought i was ugly but then I looked into the mirror and was proven wrong

kim taeyong. [A]10:41:14 AMReply

i thot maybe the mirror proved u right

would it be paradise if it wasn’t a crazy ass wedding?

i just die really fast in hunger gams

I BURASNED MY HAFN

LUCAS COME DOWN TO MY HEIGHT U TALL FUCK
wong yukhei.11:10:33 AMReply

HOW ABOUT YOU GET TO MY LEVEL BITCH
kim taeyong. [A]11:10:42 AMReply

TAKE OFF THE DAMN INSOLES U BITCH
wong yukhei.11:10:49 AMReply

INSOLES?????? IDK HER
wong yukhei.11:10:55 AMReply

YOURE THE ONE WEARING THEM

kim dongyoung.11:10:54 AMReply

lifts taeyong
kim dongyoung.11:11:00 AMReply

you're taller than him now
kim taeyong. [A]11:11:03 AMReply

OK NOW IM AT UR HEIGHT BITCH
wong yukhei.11:11:04 AMReply

DOYOUNG IS YOUR INSOLES

i associate with Huge people
kim taeyong. [A]11:12:07 AMReply

lucas is just a Huge idiot

THEY DIDNT SAY IN THE RESUME THAT I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

the hunger games will begin
lee gikwang.11:18:03 AMReply

in 5
lee gikwang.11:18:05 AMReply

4
lee gikwang.11:18:07 AMReply

3
lee gikwang.11:18:08 AMReply

2
lee gikwang.11:18:09 AMReply

1

kim taeyong. [A]11:20:57 PMReply
FOR BREAD

kim taeyong. [A]11:20:44 PMReply
MY NOSE

french revolution

only fire y'all gonna be playing with is when y'all catch this heat!
/pulls out a nerf fun

when do we actually see where we are going
min yoongi. [A]12:20:48 PMReply

where are we... actually going
park siyeon.12:21:41 PMReply

hurtling at speeds our mere human bodies have yet to reach within a vast, dark universe, and yet we concern ourselves over the most trivial things... we truly don't know where we're going
min yoongi. [A]12:22:16 PMReply
idk kiddo I'm just trying to go the grocery store

yoongi: I found a cave
joohyuk: smh no hobis asshole does not count

ok is it my bad that i can only see him stab lucas with a pack of gum

taehyung is giving taeyong's head to the God of anime

Jiho tends to Taehyung's wounds.

jiho: who are you?
taehyung: i'm taehyung
jiho: hey taeyong!

jiho: how come you don't look as ugly as before taeyong?
taehyung:...

jiho: pushes taehyung off a tree
that was for the slide!

rose being destructive: yes [pt2]

nam joohyuk. [h]12:58:32 PMReplyrose being destructive pt 2

i'm surprised jiho has the accuracy to do that
nam joohyuk. [h]1:01:03 PMReply

since when did jiho become an assassin...
jeon jungkook. [A]1:01:09 PMReply

meanwhile jiho is scared of crabs

im kawaii :3
lalisa manoban. [h]1:03:05 PMReply

ew
kim dongyoung.1:03:06 PMReply

ew

jungkook!! you can't call her that
that's mean
jeon jungkook. [A]1:07:00 PMReply

ok fine : (

D O G W A R D
lee gikwang.1:07:17 PMReply

S Q U I D W A R D

park siyeon.1:07:22 PMReply

JUNGKOOK YOU SQUIDWARD!!

Jeno shoots an arrow at Jisoo, but misses and kills Chungha instead

I-
Bestie ;~;
lee gikwang.1:11:51 PMReply

that's how mafia works

min hoseok. [A]7:23:02 PMReply

good day, young lad!

starts a summoning circle for wooseok

omg a kids party!!
lalisa manoban. [h]7:59:18 PMReply

party games!!
lalisa manoban. [h]7:59:51 PMReply

trip to jerusalem!!

min hoseok. [A]8:00:16 PMReply

WHAT KIDS PARTIES U BEEN TO LISA
lalisa manoban. [h]8:00:21 PMReply

o wait i think they call it musical chairs
min hoseok. [A]8:00:33 PMReply

OH LMAO
min hoseok. [A]8:00:51 PMReply

IM CRYING I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LEGIT TRIPS TO JERUSALEM
min hoseok. [A]8:01:11 PMReply

THAT'S WHY I FREAKED

OW I JUST BURNED MY ARM ON A CANDLE HOLDER OW OW WTF
lee sungkyung.10:05:27 PMReply

IT'S OKAY I'M OKAY
min hoseok.10:05:46 PMReply

DID U WATER IT
lee sungkyung.10:06:12 PMReply

w-water my arm???
lee sungkyung.10:06:27 PMReply

will it grow if i water it?

min hoseok.10:18:55 PMReply

turst

lee sungkyung.10:21:07 PMReply

listen i can't spell today

lee sungkyung.10:21:07 PMReplylisten i can't spell today
min hoseok.10:21:29 PMReply

you just sseppelled today

GUYS WE GOT FEATURED
min yoongi. [A] 8 months ago Reply 

GUUUYS
WAHOOOOOOO WE GOT FEAAAATUUUUURED
kim taeyong. [A] 8 months ago Reply 

FINALLY AFTER TWO MONTHS
kim taeyong. [A] 8 months ago Reply ALL THE BS WE WENT THOUGH

min yoongi. [A] 8 months ago Reply all that HARDWORK

min yoongi. [A] 8 months ago Reply FUUUCK YA
min hyorin. 8 months ago Reply 

rpr was like two of their admins got kidnapped or lost so why the fuck not
kim taeyong. [A] 8 months ago Reply

WE GOT OUR LIL STAR

min hyorin. 8 months ago Reply 

rpr: s-stop losing your admins- j-just take the star p-please

lee taeyong. [A] 1 minute ago Reply
min hyorin. 15 seconds ago Reply 
not to be gay or anything but im pretty fucking gay

we been together for so ling uwu

Like a real familg

chubgha from yeehaw taxes

swimming in shit might be uncomfortable :")

sungkyung:*hides behind me*
me: i'm shorter than you
sungkyung:*still proceeds to hide behind me*

me: tells sun i like her
sun: LETS BE GOOD FRIENDS AND START A GANG
me: oh...ok
sun: VINTAGE GANG

HOBI

why don't u just eat the marijuana leaf
kim jiho. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

:^)
kim jiho. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

hands over a basil leaf
jung chaeyeon. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

jiho, that doesn't look remotely similar-
kim jiho. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

OH SO YOU KNOW WHAT WEED LOOKS LIKE JUNGCHAE?????????????????????????
min hoseok. 21 hours ago Reply 

jiho we all do
kim jiho. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

NOT THE PURE JUNGCHAE YOU ARE??????????????
min hoseok. 21 hours ago Reply 

THE WEED IS ON THE CANADA FLAG DUMDUM
jung chaeyeon. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

is that a police? i'm calling the weed!
lee sungkyung. 21 hours ago Reply 

Hobi...that’s a maple leaf...
kim jiho. [A] 21 hours ago Reply 

maple leaf? weed leaf? same thing

whats ur occupation my dude
lee minho. 5 minutes ago Reply 

My occupation is... a librarian
min hoseok. 4 minutes ago Reply 

oh shit sorry
whispers 
ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒᶜᶜᵘᵖᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ