STEP 1.

Do something so stupid that each club leader/member thinks it’s cool, if it’s lame, you’re out, and you have 1 month to try again.

2.

If you make it, congrats, and welcome to the club. You will get 1 black dot on the palm of your hand. Once you get this dot, you can not remove it. If you need to refill your dot, please talk to the club leaders to have it done.

3.

There can only be 3 club leaders, and unlimited club members.

4.

You can be kicked out. This club is all about fun and games, and if any drama happens with members, you will be kicked. If you get kicked out once, you can rejoin. If you get kicked out twice, you have to wait 2 months before rejoining. If you get kicked a third time, it’s an infinite ban, no exceptions.

5.

Again, this club is all about fun and games, so try to be as wild and crazy as possible!

If you are interested, please contact Alani W. every Friday. If your entry was not submitted by the upcoming Monday, please talk to Alani W. or any club leader, and we will try to work things out.

Help and Questions

“Can you leave the club on your own?”

Yes, we hope you don’t leave, but leaving is optional

“Can I be a Leader?”

If you would like to become a leader, please fill out a paper stating why you should become one

“What are the roles?”

Each name will have your role next to it, for example,

L.A (Alani, Leader)

“Can we have jobs while in the club?”

Yes! Your job or hobby will be presented below your name, for example,

L.P (Paris, Loser)

Hobby and/or Job:

Artist

“Why are we called Losers?”

It’s just a fun name to call you nerds!

“What does the L stand for?”

In your name, the “L” stands for “Loser”, we can call each other L.[y/n] if you want!

“How do we submit our papers?”

You can submit your “Loser Paper” through actual paper. No emailing, no post-its, no flash cards, ACTUAL paper. You will get your paper back with a big “L” if you make it. If you don’t, you’ll get a big frown on your paper. If you do submit a paper, please state why you should become a member and the cool thing you did. If you have no proof of this thing, you cannot become a member, sorry :( .