1-They propose with a ring hidden inside a slice of pizza. You choked and stayed in the hospital for 10 days.

2-They want your wedding to be live-streamed on TikTok with sponsored ads.

3-They named your first child after their ex, you discovered this 2 months later.

4-They want to decorate your home entirely in their mother's choices.

5-They want to get a parrot and teach it all your secrets.

6-They want to renew your vows every 6 months. With full ceremonies and guests just to show off.

7-They refuse to buy anything unless it's “approved by the stars” (their astrologer friend).

8-They’ve started a new hobby: competitive screaming. And they practice every morning.

9-Your partner’s idea of budgeting is “manifesting abundance” instead of saving money.

10-They speak only in motivational quotes before 9 a.m. They push you to run every morning.

11-They never like your cooking, but they bring you perfect meals everyday.

12-They insists on living with their family after wedding, but it means moving to L.A.

13-The proposal happens at your job… during a meeting… with your boss. Your boss fired you after this.

14-Every argument ends with them blocking you on Instagram — even while sitting next to you.

15-They forgot your anniversary — because they celebrated their best friends birthday 2 weeks ago.

16-They told your secrets to their therapist — and now the therapist sends you advice via email.

17-They started making TikToks of your private arguments and now have 80,000 followers with a regular income.

18-Their proposal speech starts with: “I used to love someone else… but then you came along.”

19-They pushed you into the freezing pool after your wedding ceremony.

20-You accidentally said yes because you thought it was a joke. Now everyone’s cheering.

21-They want you to sell your childhood house in order to get marry.

22-Their wedding ring is actually a smart ring — and they keep tracking your heart rate during arguments.

23-They follow you whenever you go outside in the nights and say that it is because of your safety.

24-You learned that they have a secret saving account, but they never buy you special gifts.

25-They always make fun of your English but say "it is so cute, that's why".

26-They say “You're overreacting” any time you express a problem in your relationship.

27-They say they want kids — but you should stay home and raise them because you’re “more nurturing.”

28-They say you’re “too sensitive” when you ask them not to share private things with their friends.

29-They laugh when you say something serious — and say, “I didn’t know you were deep like that.”

30-You find out the proposal video was filmed three months ago — with a different person.