Lisa: Shopping online... again. I only wanted to buy socks. Now I have 10 things in my cart!

Anna: What did you buy?

Lisa: Socks, of course... and a lamp, a phone case, three candles, a watermelon-shaped pillow, and a T-shirt with a cat that says "Nope."

Anna: A what? A watermelon pillow?

Lisa: It looked so cute! And it was 70% off!

Anna: That’s how they get you. You go in for socks and leave with a new sofa.

Lisa: Don’t joke. Last month I almost bought a pink armchair at 2 a.m.

Anna: You need help. You have “click-addict-itis.”

Lisa: I know... My mailman knows my name, my dog’s name, and even my favorite color now.

Anna: What is it?

Lisa: “Sale Red.”

Sarah: Oh nice! Did they arrive?

Max: Yes… but I think they’re for a clown.

Sarah: What do you mean?

Max: They’re HUGE! I ordered size 42, and they sent size 47!

Sarah: Maybe your feet will grow?

Max: Or maybe I’ll rent them to a circus.

Sarah: Did you try to return them?

Max: Yes, but the return address is in… Mars, I think.

Sarah: What?

Max: Okay, not Mars. But some strange warehouse in another country. The shipping cost is more than the shoes!

Sarah: That’s crazy! Why didn’t you check the reviews?

Max: I did! But I think the reviews were written by the shoes themselves.

Sarah: Lesson learned?

Max: Yes. No more shopping at “SuperCheapShoeDeals.net.brokendreams.”