Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I’m a tree!)
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What do you call an empty parrot cage?


A polygon. (A Polly gone.)
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Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?

Because there’s no point!
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What do you call a number that just can’t stand still?


A “roamin'” numeral.
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 Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.
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How do you keep warm in a cold room?


You go to the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!
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 Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?

Because she sprained her angle.

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 What do you call people who like tractors?


Protractors.
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?


Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?


The teacher told him not to use tables.
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What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs?


A TRAP-ezoid.
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 What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?


Geometry.
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 Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°.”
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What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?

A line.
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Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?


It improved di-vision.
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What 10 things can you always count on?

Your fingers.
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