ogre: stop!! you can't go in to my tower

dragon: why not?

ogre: because i am takin care of my princess

dragon: who are you?

ogre: i'm very bad ogre and live here

dragon: who is your the princess in your tower?

ogre: i captured to mery me

dragon: and does she want to merry you?

ogre: no, but it doesn't matter

dragon: fssshh fssshh ( therew fire at the ogre)

ogre: noooo!!! you burned my haird

dragon: jajajajajaj you are very ugly ogre

ogre:the princess will not love my!!! snif snif

dragon: if you give me the princess, i well guive you a wig

ogre: ohh!! i want blonde and large hair!!! two hours later

dragon: here is you blonde wig

ogre: ohh thanks you!!! most beatiful ogre in the word

ogre: hello dragon...one minute WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TOWER?!

dragon: i need your help!

ogre:i'm not your friend.

dragon: plis! i will give you a reward.

ogre:really?!

dragon: yes,but you need to go to the forest.

ogre:mm... ok deal.

dragon: *in her mind* hahaha my plan is working!

ogre: bye dragon...* goes to the forest*

dragon: is my moment to steal their cokiess!

10 minutes later

ogre: DRAGON! DRAGON! OHH HE STOLE MI COOKIES

dragon:ñum ñum ñum! OH OGRE! i can explain...

ogre:NO! GET OUT MY TOWER NOW.

dragon: AUCH! OKAY BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!.

Ogre: Hey dragon.

Dragon: I am dumb.

Ogre: Why?

Dragon: Seek the phone with the lintern of phone.

Ogre: Where be?

And the ogre says: you are deformed

ogre: okey, says the ogre, but you give to me a bag of milanesa.

dragon: okey

ogre: thanks

princess: help me!

dragon: here is your bag of milanesa.

ogre: thanks

dragon: my pleasure.

the princess and the dragon flew for a long time. they flew to the castle.

the king: thanks for rescue the princess

dragon: my pleasure.

He says to the ogre: Hey, what if we listen Ladygaga songs? The ogre answers: No better eminem!!!.

The princess with feelings of greatness tells them: You are stupid, let's play THE WEEKEND.

The dragon answers: Let's listen eminem songs, I don't care that you are the daughter of the king, the ogre and I are tired of listening to your tantrums, ungrateful.

The ogre tells him indignantly: Dude, you crossed the line, how are you going to tell her that just because she likes the weekend, you immature dragon.

The princess responds crying: It's true, the dragon is immature. I'm going to tell my dad to give me a bag of gunpowder, a rifle and bullets so I can shoot you down.

The dragon answered with shame: A, yes, well, I'll ask my dad if he can give me a blanket because...I'M AFRAID!!!!!!!!.The dragon flew to his cave crying.END

The dragon. hello princess, how can i help you?

The princess. hello dragon, i lost my magic sword, cold you help me?

The dragon. of course, i will help you find it.

and the dragon and the pricess when througt the forest to look for the princess's sword.

after som time looking for the princess's swork, the dragon found the sword in a tree,

The princess. thank you dragon for helping me find my sword.

.FIN.

One day the Ogre called the Dragon:

Ogre: Hello my friend.

Said very nervous.

Dragon: Hello, what do you want?

It wasn't happy.

Ogre: Do you wan't sing opera with me in the theater?

Dragon: Yes, thank you.

It loved sing.

Three days later they went to de theater:

Ogre: Do yo like sing?

Dragon: Yes, I love it!!!

Five minutes later a girl called them to go sing.

But... when the dragon started to sing...fire came out of his mouth.

The theater was on frire!!!!

That had never happened to him.

The Dragon was very, very, very sad.

END!!!!

FINISH1111

Ogre:What?!

Dragon:You are ugly.

Ogre:And you?

Drangon:I very beautiful.

Ogre:I no appear giraffe and you yes.

Dragon:But I can fly and you no jajaja.

Ogre:Ash, I don't know what make talking with a drangon, bye!.

Drangon:bye.

THE END.