Don't play soccer with your steak

Or mangos and mash.

Don't play tennis with your tangerine

Or netball with your nuts.

Don't play basketball with your banana.

Don't go swimming with your samosa.

Don't play cricket with your carrot.

Don't play badminton with your BBQ chicken.

Don't go walking with your watermelon

Don't play darts with your dragon fruit.

Don't go sprinting with your sausages.

Don't play handball with your hash browns.

Enjoy your sister's food at the table but don't use sports with the ladle.

Miss Fig has a pig🐷 ,

Nesting in her messy wig ,

Mr Moe has a Crow 🐦‍⬛ ,

Perched on his sweaty toe ,

Mrs Loa has a pet Boa 🐍,

That she keeps in her toga,

Mr Loat has a goat 🐐 ,

That snuggles up in his coat,

Miss Hare has a bear 🧸,

Hibernating in her curled up hair,

Mr Lat has a Bat 🦇,

In his fancy Top hat,

And...

Mrs Lant has some ants 🐜 that she keeps in her...

(Pants🩲).

Mrs Hmaidi Orangutan's

in Pakistan,

Mrs spears fish

in her dish,

Mrs Godards bat

in her flat,

Mrs Robetsons parrot

in her carrot,

Mrs cox fox

in her box,

Mr McArthur macaw

on his saw.

How to make a dragon,

Take

the hide from a mighty oxen,

a Draco lizards membrane and

the aerodynamics of a falcon for the wings.

Take

the roar of a fire,

the sting of venom and

the core of the sun for its molten breath .

Take

the teeth of a great white,

the bite of lion and

the pain of a fire ant for its menacing mouth.

Take

the shimmer of a diamond,

the rough skin of a rhino and

the thickness of stone for its scales.

Take

the sharpness of a stalagmite,

the gleaming edge of a hand crafted blade and

the colour of rotting bones for its reaping claws.

🐉

Recipe to make a Pheonix

Take,

The flames from the steepest volcano and the speed of lightning,

for her beating wings .

Take,

The sharpest rocks from Hellen's Bay,

And the click of a clam's shell,

for her sharp beak.

Take,

The whoosh of the howling wind,

And the steaming metal of a blacksmith ,

for her slashing talons.

Take,

Ashes from a scorching fire,

And the whisk of the sun ,

for her beady eyes.

Take,

The sound of nails on chalkboard,

And the sound of a whale adrift ,

for her screeching voice.

Don't play ping with your potatoes don't play football with your watermelons don't play basketball with your or cricket with your carrots. Don't play baseball with your with your meatballs or running with your radish .

Never play with your food. At least when your mums looking.

I went to the fridge

I opened the door

There on the shelves

Inside i saw

Ten cans of coke

Nine strawberries

Eight grapes

Seven peach yoghurts

Six bottles of Fanta

Four microwave burgers

Three bottles of milk

Two cans of Pepsi

And a big jar of sliced gherkins

And this is the reason my mum would never let me get the shopping

First take the growl of a bear,

A face with a snare,

Fur a dog and snort of a hog,

The speed of a Cheetah and a leap that a couple metres.

The claws of an Eagle and a roar thats illegal,

A snore from my father and a mane that grows larger,

The weight of a hippo in a place hotter than calliopes.

After that put it in a hat and then give it a slap which makes it angry which gives it personality,

Then put it in a blender which mixes it together,

Lastly put it in the bin and give it a spin now you have a lion.🦁🦁🦁

Miss Leonard has a tropical fish and it swims around and goes swish,

Mrs Hmaidi has a pet orangutang that drives a vibrant orange van,

Miss Robertson has a pet cat that likes to try grab my stylish hats,

Miss Parry has a pet turtle that try's to jump over really high hurdles,

Miss Goddard has a fantastic pet capybara that loves to put on some beautiful mascara,

Miss Davis has a pet bunny that likes to munch on the yummy honey,

Miss Walse has a pet leopard that dresses up as a sassy Shepard.

Miss Leonard has an axolotl,

hidden in her bottle

Mr Eatsalot has a goat,

hidden in his boat.

Mrs monkey has a bunny ,

hidden within her money.

Mr Stanly has a snake,

hidden in his cake .

Mrs Hmaidi has a flamingo,

hidden in her domino's.

Mr cook has an ant,

hidden in his plant.

Mrs Wimpy has an iguana,

hidden in her...pyjamas!!

I've lost my book Mrs Hmaidi ,

My cate ate my homework mrs Hmaidi ,

My water spilt on my homework Mrs Hmaidi ,

My dog ripped my homework Mrs Hmaidi ,

I've forgot my homework Mrs ,

My homework fell in the bin Mrs Hmaidi ,

A squirrel broke through the window and ate my homework Mrs Hmaidi,

I've made my homework into a paper plane and threw it to space Mrs

I think I've been poisened Mrs so can we start again?