This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

'Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat
Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door, and leave him wanting more, more

This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

'Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

Girls, we do whatever it will take
'Cause girls don't want, we don't want our hearts to break in two
So it's better to be fake, can't risk losing
In love again, babe

This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you

'Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

My heart's beating like a mini drum
I told my best friends he's the one
I said I think that I'm in love this time
They told me something that could change my mind

He likes boys
Finally now it's all making sense
He likes boys
I like this guy, but he's on the fence
He likes boys
I can't believe this happened again
He likes boys
Oh-oh-oh, boys, oh-oh-oh

Manicured fingertips
He dresses like an American Apparel mannequin
Guess it is kind of odd
That he's such a big fan of Lady Gaga, ah

My heart's beating like a mini drum
I don't believe he would lead me o-on
But now I'm starting to see all the signs
Is it true? Have I lost my mind?

He likes boys
Finally now it's all making sense
He likes boys
I like this guy, but he's on the fence
He likes boys
I can't believe this happened again
He likes boys
Oh-oh-oh, boys, oh-oh-oh

He likes boys
Finally now it's all making sense
He likes boys
I like this guy, but he's on the fence
He likes boys
I can't believe this happened again
He likes boys
Oh-oh-oh, boys, oh-oh-oh

I don't think I could take this kind of rejection
I guess it's time to take it in
My gaydar needs some inspection
I felt him and me were the perfect we
I guess I'll move on to plan B
We both like vintage shopping
And we both like...

Boys
Finally now it's all making sense
We like boys
It's a love story, with a twist
We like boys
I found my new gay best friend
He likes boys
Oh-oh-oh, boys, oh-oh-oh

Boys
Finally now it's all making sense
We like boys
It's a love story, with a twist
We like boys
I found my new gay best friend
He likes boys
Oh-oh-oh, boys, oh-oh-oh
Boys

But I have this dream right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know, to let you know

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light shine on me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark?
To dream about a life where you're the shining star
Even though it seems like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself, it's the only way

This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light shine on me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you

You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light shine on me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be, yeah
This is me

You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
You're the voice I hear inside my head (this is me, yeah)
The reason that I'm singing

Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

You know that we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once

Ugh, you only live once
That's the motto
So take a chill pill
Ease off the throttle

Never go to loud clubs
'Cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry
When they can't hear

And stay the hell away from drugs
'Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard
Like a beagle

'Cause you should never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car, a bus
Boat or by rail

And don't travel by plane
And don't travel at all
Build a bomb shelter basement
With titanium walls

And wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas
'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas

And never take the stairs
'Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to waste

You know that we are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat 'til it's done
'Cause you only live once

Yeah
And here's another piece of advice
Stay away from kids
'Cause their hair is filled with mad lice

There's no such thing
As too much Purell
This a cautionary tale
Word to George Orwell

So don't 1980 force
Any plugs into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt
And triple lock it

Then hire a taster
Make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy
Then destroy him

No blankets or pajamas
They can choke you in your sleep
Two words about furniture
Killing machines

Board your windows up
The sun is bad for your health
And always wear a strait jacket
So you're safe from yourself

Take no chances (No chances)
Stop freelancin' (Right now)
Invest in your future
Don't dilute your finances (Uh huh)

401K, make sure it's low risk
Then get some real estate (How much?)
4.2% 30-year mortgage
That's important, that's a great deal
And if you can't afford it
Don't forge it on your last bill

Renting is for suckers right now
A dependable savings
And you'll retire with money in your account
Beast

YOLO, say no-no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for YOLO

You know that we are still young
Burn the prints off your thumbs
Then pull out all your teeth
So you can't bite your tongue
Only on this Earth for a short time, time
So don't go outside, 'cause you don't want to die, die
Just take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the sky
You oughta look out

It all just sounds like ooh, ooh, ooh, hoo
Mm, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party 'cause all you wanted to do was dance

Now my baby's dancing
But she's dancing with another man

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, oh
And that haunts me every time I close my eyes

It all just sounds like ooh, ooh, ooh, hoo
Mm, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party 'cause all you wanted to do was dance

Now my baby's dancing
But she's dancing with another man

Although it hurts
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know

I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man