This battle has been rough for us, and we have lost thousands. However, The Germans have been having some trouble here, as their pitiful bodies cannot handle our winters. They have been stretched thin over our land, and even with the help of their allies of the Axis Powers, they cannot seem to keep up with our knowledge of this land, our land, land we shall never allow to fall to the hands of others. 

And the fighting you have already done has been to great success, as Operation Little Saturn has allowed our troops to break through line after line of Axis forces, getting closer and closer to east Stalingrad every day. Victory will come soon, we promise you. 

A group of our soldiers reported finding a group of Germans, gaunt and worn, shivering beside long emptied weapons. It’s clear they are in an extremely weak position as of now, and if that daft leader of theirs remains clueless as ever, we can end this, as we know we can. 

Stay warm, stay tuned, and stay hopeful. 

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