Dialogue FF2 by Jens Franzén https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2 Created in less than six minutes en-us 2016-12-09 10:09:10 UTC 2016-12-09 10:30:33 UTC hello@padlet.com An awkward conversation. https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753844 The unicorn and Godzilla talked, like they often do at fridays.
”Hi, how was New York?” The orange unicorn asked the big mutant dinosaur. 
”It was ok, I guess, but I actually went to Tokyo. Awkward…” Godzilla responded. 
”Oh, my bad! I totally forgot! I have so many rainbows to puke and poop. Why was it awkward?”
”No, Tokyo was really nice. I meant our discussion.” 
The orange unicorn became stern. 
”It wouldn’t have been awkward if it wasn’t for the fact that you are so egocentric and selfish. Why aren’t you asking me about my rainbow poop?” Godzilla became angry.
”Excuse me? What the fuck’s your problem? I’ve had a really fucking long day. The feds are fucking after me, and now you are pointing out that I am selfish? Shit, you’re a prick. Just because the fucking pigs love you.”
”Only because I’m nice with the government doesn’t mean that I have problems! I puke and poop rainbows, do you know how fucking horrible that is? I shit rainbows, fucking rainbows.”]]> 2016-12-09 10:15:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753844 Such A Banter https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753928 Mr. Mahmoudsson: ''Good Morning, Jannerfjärd. Are you coming to the basketball match tonight?''

Mr. Jannerfjärd: ''Thank you for asking, Mahmoudsson. However, i am little too busy tonight.''

Mr. Mahmoudsson: ''Oh well, it is not a big problem. Do you mind if i ask what are you going to do?''

Mr. Jannerfjärd: ''Well, i’ve been meeting a girl lately. So, i am taking her out on a date!''

Mr. Mahmoudsson: ''It is really nice to hear that. Can you ask her if she got a nice friend for me?''

Mr. Jannerfjärd: ''Oh, Mahmoudsson. Such a banter!''
]]> 2016-12-09 10:16:30 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753928 Bloody cupcakes https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753944 Hello, how are you?
I’m feeling awful… 
Oh no! How come?
I ate too many bloody cupcakes this morning.
Blood cupcakes?!
No! haha! They were chocolate!
Oh… How many did you eat?
I lost count at six.
Oh my god…

]]> 2016-12-09 10:16:38 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753944 https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753964 A Dialogue

”-How did you do on the test?” 
”-Not so well I think, but I’m relived that it’s over” 
”-Yeah I do agree, as long as I don’t get a F it’s fine”
”-What lesson do we have now?”
”-Swedish in ten minutes” 
”-Okay i’m going to buy coffee, see you there”
”-See you”]]> 2016-12-09 10:16:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753964 Jesus Needs you https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753969 Dialogue
Between: Mr. Bond and Jesus

”Greetings my little fellow,” said Jesus with an high pitched voice.

”Ehm Hello?” Bond responded insecure…”Who are you?”

Jesus raised his eyebrows and said, ”I’m Jesus My lord.”

Bond almost fainted and cried out, ”Thats impossible! Am I in heaven?”

”Oh no, you´re not.”

]]> 2016-12-09 10:16:46 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142753969 A dialogue https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754062 A dialogue

  • Are you going to finish your broccoli son? My father askes in a angry voice. 
  • No dad, I don’t want to! I answered, in an even angrier voice. 
  • You’re going to finish that god damn broccoli son! 
  • But dad, it’s disgusting! 
  • No exceptions.
  • This is why mom doesn’t love you! 
  • Don’t you dare talk about my marriage! Now go to your room!
 This was the first time dad had made me cry. 
  • You know what? Mom is actually planning on leaving you, I said before I turned and headed for my room. 
  • Okey, he answered. 
]]> 2016-12-09 10:17:33 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754062 The bakery https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754211 - Hi! How much do the croissants cost?
- The ones with the chocolate?
- No, the regular ones
- How many would you like?
- I’ll take two, thanks
- That would be 5 dollars
- Here you go
- Would you like the receipt?
- No, it’s fine. Thanks!
- Have a nice day!
- You too!
]]> 2016-12-09 10:18:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754211 Rumpbutt and Potatohead https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754269 Mrs Rumpbutt: hey potatofoot!

Mr Potatohead: Hello Rumpbutt. Nice to see you again, we are friends, but still you don’t know my name.

Mrs Rumpbutt: No we are not friends? And yes I do know your name. It´s Mr. Potatofoot

Mr Potatohead: Head! Potatohead, please it isn’t that hard.

Mrs Rumpbutt: What? You have a head on your potato?

Mr Potatohead: Girl, listen. I am losing it right now. You know that’s not the case. I come from a long generation of potatoheads. Just because I was born with one more foot than the others, doesn’t mean name is potatofoot.

Mrs. Rumpbutt: Okay, bye.
]]> 2016-12-09 10:19:02 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754269 Dialogue between two construction workers. https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754361
Damn fine weather out here!
Yes, I agree!
You want some coffee?
No, I just had one, thank you.
Ok, I bought some donuts too, but ok.
Oh, but you know I never say no to a donut. 
Too late, time’s up. We have to get back to work now. I think Bengt is starting to mix concrete. 
Oh come on. I really want that donut. 
Shut up! They are mine! Let’s get going mixing concrete.
Alright, alright you cheap bastard. I hate you. 
I hate you too. 
]]> 2016-12-09 10:19:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jens_franzen/dialogueff2/wish/142754361