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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 19:56:05 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 2</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 19:58:19 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 3</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 19:58:54 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 4</title>
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         <enclosure url="https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-intellig-1819567984" />
         <pubDate>2018-02-26 19:59:21 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 5</title>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 19:59:48 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 6</title>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 20:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 7</title>
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         <enclosure url="https://politics.theonion.com/aclu-defends-nazis-right-to-burn-down-aclu-headquarters-1819567187" />
         <pubDate>2018-02-26 20:00:37 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Group 8</title>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-26 20:00:54 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Gay teen- Garrick and Sujiga</title>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:48:56 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Wealthy teen Christine and veron</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236420161</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Underlying assumptions &amp; unwrittem attitudes - rich people can get away with everything as they have money to pay off their wrongdoings&nbsp;<br>The flaw being ridiculed - bias treatment, police can be bought&nbsp;<br>Techniques that sugar coat this issue - never talked about victims till the end, mentions the teen was traumatized, no pictures of the accident （there was a pic of the wealthy teen, not a mug shot)<br>Goal of the satirist - relay the messages that the justice system is flawed and bias, people shouldn’t get away with crime just because of money and power&nbsp;<br>Techniques - hyperbole (needs expensive car to show off to his friends, “do you know who I am.)<br>Reversal (talks about wealthy kids and not the victims) <br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:49:21 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Obama Niral and Brandon </title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. No one actually listens to what Obama had to say, and when they did not understand what he was really trying to say<br>2. Americans don’t understand the need for change in America, or they do not want to understand change.&nbsp;<br>3. In America, no one wants to listen to change even if it’ll benefit majority of society&nbsp;<br>4. The word change being a pun and referring to Obama as “that black guy”<br>5. To show people how ignorant most Americans are&nbsp;<br>6. Parody: Obama as the black guy<br>&nbsp;Reversal: asking for change (currency)<br>&nbsp;Incongruity: change (double meaning)<br>Hyperbole: begging America for change. Asked every American for change<br><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>Guy planning to change life - Elaine and Kevin</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236420925</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Assumption: Man wanted to fix his life in 7 days and realizes that he could not do it&nbsp;<br>What is being ridiculed? The human tendency to procrastinate and the attempt of fixing your life, something which takes a long period of time, in the span of a week.<br>Stripped of humour: The article would describe how the man does not have his life together and poorly attempts to fix it in the span of a week.<br>Techniques: <br><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:50:25 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Ayesha and Susan-  CIA use black highlighters</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236420934</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. Underlying assumptions: The CIA is allowed to black out parts of declassified documents; however, we don’t exactly know anything about the type of information that gets covered up. It could be evidence against the CIA that prove their involvement in previous historic events such as the Cold War, the Civil rights’ movement or the growth of the international drug trade.&nbsp;<br>2. Flaw being ridiculed: </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:50:25 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>ACLU - Justin, Eric, Ryan</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236421260</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. The underlying assumptions in this piece is that the ACLU is hypocritical and while their job is to protect civil liberties, they sometimes restrict them instead.<br>2. Flaw - That there are corrupt and unfair companies<br>3.<br><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:50:56 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 14:59:17 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 15:00:16 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 15:01:24 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
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         <enclosure url="https://sports.theonion.com/dwight-howard-teaches-children-at-library-to-shoot-book-1819569726" />
         <pubDate>2018-02-28 15:03:08 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236432331</link>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 15:04:43 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Period 5</title>
         <author>chrisquotes</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236432867</link>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 15:05:31 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell - Alon, Leo, Spencer</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236647686</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Underlying Assumptions - Terrorists are promised with what they want but end up being a suicide bomber with no evidence of the after life. <br><br>Foolish, flawed or wrong human action is being ridiculed - Their radical beliefs in Islam think they will go to Paradise but end up in Hell for their actions.&nbsp;<br><br>Stripped of its humour - The author's argument would seem that people from the Middle East would end up in hell.&nbsp;<br><br>Disarm- it ridicules the beliefs of the criminals to the point where they are portrayed as super stupid as opposed to being heroes for their cause<br><br>Goal - Do not blindly follow certain beliefs without questioning them, like these certain individuals<br><br>Techniques -&nbsp; parodies a regular news article, makes the situation ridiculous</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:05:58 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Dwight Howard Teaches Children At Library To Shoot Books Into Garbage Can Tiffany Tracy Hanz</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236647871</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Summary :&nbsp; Dwight Howard is a basketball player, he went to the public library to promote literacy to the children.<br>1. Howard doesn't know much about reading, but he knows a lot about how to play basketball. It is foolish to let Howard to promote anything about reading. The only thing he knows is to shoot the books.</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:06:17 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Black Man Given Nation&#39;s Worst Job- Kartik, Addy, Zack</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236647993</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Summary: In Washington, an African American man named Barack Obama, the president, has the nation's worst job. The job as president is considered to be "bad" because of the tasks that come with it.&nbsp;<br>The assumption that comes with it is that president is the worst job because it is hard to fix a nation that is already broken.<br><br>The foolish action that is being applied is that the worst job is also the most important job to keep the country together.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:06:29 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:08:04 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Serena &amp; Samantha &amp; Suhani - Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Interviews</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236648980</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><a href="https://www.theonion.com/report-unemployment-high-because-people-keep-blowing-t-1819571663">https://www.theonion.com/report-unemployment-high-because-people-keep-blowing-t-1819571663</a><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:08:09 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Jenny Kelsey Melanie - area liberal no longer recognizes fanciful,wildly inaccurately mental picture of country he lives in </title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236649304</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. It is an irony that the white liberal speaking for the immigrant in america as white culture in america are more self centered, and egocentric.&nbsp;<br>2. He's is trying to express the dissatisfaction of Donald trump's policy because it does not benefit people of colour, and is another form of race discrimination. </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:08:37 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Ramandeep, Parteek, Fabian, Kelven</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>1.&nbsp; It assumes this is how Trump acts or feels as he has done acts that promote the idea that he odes not support compassion or kindness.&nbsp;<br>2. How people nowadays are less focused on others feelings.<br>3. It would make the article look like it was an actual thing Trump said.<br>4. It uses big words to confuse the reader.<br>5. The goal of the satirist is to show that the world is becoming cruel and unkind.&nbsp;<br>6. Incongruity- The president is saying that we should not show feelings and empathy to those in troubled times.&nbsp;<br>Hyperbole- The article makes it seem that feelings are terrible and something people shouldn't have.&nbsp;</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:09:18 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Esther,Peter,Anson</title>
         <author></author>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>-Bush<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:09:32 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-02-28 20:09:48 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Esther,Peter,Anson-Idea of doing nothing until the next mass shooting quickly gaining traction in congress</title>
         <author>349283978</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/chrisquotes/u7u7j5jysef4/wish/236756916</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Summary:At Feb. 28,2018,the congress of American claimed that they will keep on insist the idea of doing nothing until the next mass shooting,the reason of that was they wanted to twiddle their thumbs(doing nothing,waiting for something happen.)<br>1.Underlying assumptions or unwritten attitudes:There will be more victims occurring in American,because the government chose to observe the status. <br>2.Doing nothing to prevent the American people instead of doing something.<br>3.Stripped of its humor-the American government is dumb.<br>4.The author does not use the derogatory terms to portray the response of event of the school shooting.<br>5. To satirize the American government,<br>6.Parody-The government did almost the same thing when the 17th school shooting happened.<br>Hyperbole-Saying that everyone in American can buy gun to shoot in the markets,theaters and schools<br>Incongruity-What did the government say is absolutely different from what they did,they totally did not achieve the goal of protecting people.<br>Reversal-observing instead of banning the guns.<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2018-03-01 02:53:04 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-03-01 14:27:55 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-03-01 14:27:56 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-03-01 19:50:53 UTC</pubDate>
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         <pubDate>2018-03-01 20:18:29 UTC</pubDate>
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