LEADS section 413 Padlet by Bonnie Kennedy https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a Just for Fun!! en-us 2021-08-23 20:16:08 UTC 2025-12-21 23:48:58 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f4da.png First Post bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1691949732 Share a Dad joke.  Here's mine: 
Three pieces of string walk into a bar.  The first one goes up to order 3 beers, and the bartender says," Get outa here! We don't serve strings in here!"  The second one goes to order beer and gets told the same thing, "We don't serve strings in here!" The third piece of string says, "Watch this!" and he wraps a loop around himself, pulls it tight, and unravels his top end.  He walks up to the bar and orders three beers.  The bartender gets them and serves them up, and as the string is walking away, the bartender says, "Wait a minute! Aren't you a piece of string?" To which the string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"]]> 2021-08-23 20:16:08 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1691949732 How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1754395360 He felt his presents.]]> 2021-09-20 15:18:04 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1754395360 What do sprinters eat before a race? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1771991067 Nothing. They fast!]]> 2021-09-27 17:43:54 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1771991067 What concert costs just 45 cents? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1771997156 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!]]> 2021-09-27 17:46:04 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1771997156 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? keegan_dlr https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1773109513 It was two tired]]> 2021-09-28 02:48:11 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1773109513 I was going to tell a time-travelling joke. bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1789735402 But you guys didn't like it.]]> 2021-10-04 14:03:06 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1789735402 What is the difference between a politician and a flying pig? keegan_dlr https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790060092 The "f"]]> 2021-10-04 15:27:12 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790060092 Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? davindarnell https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790123737 Because then it would be a foot.]]> 2021-10-04 15:44:57 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790123737 Did you hear about the deaf shepherd? https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790672979
He gathered his flock and heard

]]> 2021-10-04 19:07:22 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1790672979 "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1794662379
  • "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."



    • ]]>     2021-10-05 23:27:13 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1794662379     Don't trust atoms! bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1796731134 They make up everything!]]> 2021-10-06 14:35:53 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1796731134 A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1796737484 "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"]]> 2021-10-06 14:37:20 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1796737484 What did the ocean say to the beach? keegan_dlr https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1807912584 Nothing, it just waved]]> 2021-10-11 14:54:02 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1807912584 Why is it dangerous to read books about anti-gravity? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1824995474 Because you can't put them down!]]> 2021-10-18 18:24:35 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1824995474 Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.. jordansoto0701 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1825017429 Then it's a soap opera.]]> 2021-10-18 18:33:14 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1825017429 What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? jordansoto0701 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1825022810 Sofishticated]]> 2021-10-18 18:35:35 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1825022810 How much does a chimney cost? jordansoto0701 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1839912284 Nothing, It's on the house.]]> 2021-10-24 21:31:18 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1839912284 How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1842293953 Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.]]> 2021-10-25 16:25:42 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1842293953 What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1842673194 Straw-berries]]> 2021-10-25 18:31:11 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1842673194 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? jordansoto0701 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1859596534 with a pumpkin patch.]]> 2021-11-01 18:40:22 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1859596534 What is Forrest Gump's Password? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1875955333 1Forrest1]]> 2021-11-08 18:15:32 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1875955333 How do you talk to a giant? bkennedy58 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1875964520 You use big words!]]> 2021-11-08 18:18:47 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1875964520 What is a turkey's favorite dessert? jordansoto0701 https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1892104079 Peach gobbler.]]> 2021-11-15 18:49:41 UTC https://padlet.com/bkennedy58/tiiztjwi6tmpra5a/wish/1892104079