We wish you a social distance, and a very long year. 

We won't go until you get tested
We won't go until you get tested
We won't go until you get tested
I've got one right here.

For who knows the germs we’re carrying around?

We wish you a social distance, and a very long year. 

We all want to live a long life
We all want to live a long life
We all want to live a long life
Without any fear.

Good wishes we bring to you and your kin

We wish you a social distance, and a better new year

We wish you a social distance, 
We wish you a social distance, 
We wish you a social distance, 
And a better new year.

It's beginning to look a lot like Corona-ville 
Masks in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the Amazon delivery
On your own front door

A pair of germ-free boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for in-person learning again

It's beginning to look a lot like Corona-ville 
Everywhere you go
There's a mask in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
It's the fabric kind that doesn't mind the germs
It's beginning to look a lot like Corona-ville
Soon the vaccines will start
And the fear of being apart
Will be relieved right within your heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Corona-ville
Hand sanitizer in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the groceries that will be
On your own front door
Sure, it's Christmas once more

On the second day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Two face mask
And a virus to every country

On the third day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Three face masks
Two Two face mask
And  a virus to every country

On the fourth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two face mask
And a virus to every country

On the fifth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country

On the sixth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country

On the seventh day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And a  a virus to every country
 On the eighth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Eight patients testing
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country
On the ninth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Nine students Zooming
Eight patients testing
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country
On the tenth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Ten p.m. closing
Nine students Zooming
Eight patients testing
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country
On the eleventh day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Eleven Purells pumping
Ten p.m. closing
Nine students Zooming
Eight patients testing
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country
On the twelfth day of Covid
The crisis gave to me
Twelve wipes a wiping
Eleven Purells pumping
Ten p.m. closing
Nine students Zooming
Eight patients testing
Seven swabs a swabbing
Six feet of spacing
Five new vaccines
Four science nerds
Three face masks
Two rubber gloves
And  a virus to every country

 

So annoying 

I can’t see any of my friends 

Which makes me feel very sad

Mask on top of mask 

I can barely breath 

Sanitizing every second and every minute jeez 

New Cases everyday why don’t people care 
testing testing new vaccines everyday hey! 
Lysol, Lysol, Lysol virtual school.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see till’ this whole thing is done hey!

 

Now we're virtual

Let every soul prepare this doom

Social Distancing  

Social Distancing  

And Social, and social Distancing

Joy to the mask 

Oh, Joy to this mask

Joy to the world coronas here

Let everyone wear their mask

Computers and Meets

Mask, Gloves, and Lysol

Repeat this sounding doom

Repeat this sounding doom

Repeat, Repeat this sounding doom

Joy to coronas 

Now we're virtual

Joy to coronas 

Repeat this sounding doom

Joy to coronas 

Let everyone wear their mask

Joy to coronas 

Repeat this sounding doom

Corona has taking over

And makes the nations scared (And makes the nations scared)

And and people are now sick

And wonders of getting it

And wonders of getting it

And wonders of getting it

And wonders, wonders of getting it

And wonders, wonders of getting it

Joy to coronas 

Let everyone wear their mask

Joy to coronas 

I hope i am safe

It's the worst year I swear you'll ever see

It's the worst, so wear your mask, I’ll impress

You with the death toll of the virus.

Take a trip down 2020 with me

It's so weird, with covid-19

It's the worst, so wear your mask, I'll impress

You with the number of quarantines.

Red and yellow and pink and green

Orange and purple and blue

Covid is waiting for you

Covid is waiting for you

Red and yellow and pink and green

Orange and purple and blue

quarantine is waiting for you

quarantine is waiting for you

Candy Cane Lane, bring a friend who has their mask

Bring a friend who is covid-free, we'll eat all the candy canes

Oh, Candy Cane Lane, bring a friend this holiday

Bring a friend who loves peppermint, we'll eat all the candy canes using our mask everyday.

Candy canes

We'll eat candy canes

Take a trip down crazy 2020  with me

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to sanitize 

Only 6 feet away

Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to wear a mask

Only 10 months straight, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to social distance 

To make sure you don't die

Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to quarantine

To stop the spread of covid 

Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to have nothing to do 

During this crazy 2020

Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to stay at home 

So you don't get da rona, hey! 

Its Christmas!

You are really a monster

Your as cuddly as rattlesnake

Your as charming as the flu, Mr.Virus

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Virus,

Your heart's an bad doctors appointment,

Your brain is full of death,

You've got colds in your soul, Mr. Virus.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Virus,

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Virus.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a killer, Mr. Virus,

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato moldy and rotten  splotched

With holy purple spots, Mr. Virus.

You're a three decker sauerkraut

and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Virus,

With a nauseous super "naus",

You're a crooked dirty jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Virus.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Virus,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Virus.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Flu, Cold , Fiver!"

2020, can we go back to the days...where we didnt  wear a mask, but I just know...we deserve a very merry Christmas this year.

Think of all...the fun we won't miss. Think of where the disposable masks have gone. I can make an estimate. 500 billion, but they keep us safe.

2020, imagine all the cheer 2021 can bring, if you end the year off with a BANG! 2020, so give us a very merry Christmas this year.

there’s too much already

I don’t care about the president

Selected in 2016

I just want a normal year

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All i want for 2021 is to go through

I don't want a lot for 2021

there’s too much already

I don’t care about the president

Selected in 2016

I don’t need to go outside

When there's a pandemic

2021 won't make me happy

With a wreck of things this year

I just want a normal year

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All i want for 2021 is to go through

I won't ask for much this 2021

I won’t even wish for goals (and i) 

I'm just gonna keep on waiting

For a good good year

I won't make a big deal out of this

so people don’t get annoyed

i won't even stay awake to

hear those karens shout

Cause i just want a regular year

Is that so much to ask for

What more can I do?

Baby, all i want for 2021 is to go through

Throughhhh, baby

Oh, all the germs are spreading and getting everywhere

And the sound of people coughing in Walmart

And everyone is protesting

I hear those proud protesters

2021, won’t you bring me the year i really need

Won't you please bring me the one i need oh oh oh

Oh, i don't want a lot this year

That is all im asking for 

I just want a normal year

Starting January first

I just want a normal year

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All i want for 2021 is… to go through