Formula #1: Our "OG" Sentences (B3) by Rebecca Milligan

How to bake a cake

2025-09-19 17:44:39 UTC

There are many ways people will tell you how to bake a cake. Putting all the ingredients in at once. Preheat the oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Use twice the ingredients told on the recipe .I think the best way is to create your own recipe.

Theatre

wingatel30 — 2025-09-19 17:44:42 UTC

There is a lot of bad advice about theatre. “Do what the director says, hit the right notes, memorize your lines.” But the real way to do theatre is you don’t do anything and just stare at the audience.

Soccer

2025-09-19 17:44:55 UTC

There’s some awful advice about soccer. Refer from using your hands, shoot the ball at the goal, move the ball a lot. The correct way to play soccer is to kick the ball as hard as you can at other people’s faces.

How to Make Art

2025-09-19 17:45:12 UTC

There’s a lot of bad advice about how to make art. Color inside the lines. Use multiple brushes. Erase your mistakes you made with your paint. What you really need to do is throw random colors of paint at the canvas.

2025-09-19 17:45:37 UTC

Lots of people give bad advice about cooking. “Look up a tutorial.” “Find an easy recipe in a book.” “Take a cooking class.” But in reality you should steal your enemies food.

Soccer

sumblerd30 — 2025-09-19 17:45:38 UTC

There are all sorts of bad advice about soccer. Stay hydrated, listen to your coach, practice like your playing in a game. The real way to deal with soccer is to sit on the sidelines and take a nap.

How to write a good poem.

2025-09-19 17:46:08 UTC

There are plenty of ways to write a poem. Nature. Feelings. Deers slipping on ice. The best poems are even about wildfires taking over impoverished cities.

How to get on the Teachers Good Side

2025-09-19 17:46:20 UTC

There’s tons of bad advice about how to get on the teachers good side. Volunteer to do tasks, show that you’re listening, ask good questions. The best way to get on the teachers good side is to eat snacks in class.

James

riegerj30 — 2025-09-19 17:46:59 UTC

There a lot of bad advice out there about how to get better at sports. Like training, working harder, and eating healthy. All you really need is a lot of luck.

Being a center

relleo30 — 2025-09-19 17:47:13 UTC

There is a lot of bad advice about being a center in football. Flip your wrist, look at his toes, keep the ball flat, or just snap the ball it can’t be that hard, the only way to do it is make your arm a pendulum.

Ariana Grande Tickets

2025-09-19 17:47:46 UTC

The best way to get Ariana Grande Tickets is not what they tell you, you’re not going to wait in the queue for months and months with only a slight chance of getting the tickets or spend $900 on nosebleed seats, you just need to start dating Ariana Grandes body guard then he can get you tickets!

Advice to Pass a Test

2025-09-19 17:48:55 UTC

There are some terrible advice to pass a test. Study more. Take practice quizzes. Do flash cards while you’re sitting on the toilet. The real way to pass a test is to get your friend’s answers while they’re in “La La Land”.

How to get on Teacher’s Good Side

2025-09-19 17:50:47 UTC

If you want to get on you teachers good side, you should turn in your assignments on time, put in lots of effort on your work, help the teacher with things without being asked, give them gifts, and ask them what kind of refrigerator they have at their house.

Studying

2025-09-19 17:55:05 UTC

There are a lot of ways to study for a test. Read notes, make a practice quiz, get help from a teacher. But the real way to study for a test is to go hang out with your friends.

Doing Well in School

2025-09-19 17:55:38 UTC

“There’s all sorts of bad advice about doing well in school. Pay attention. Listen to the teacher. Show up to class. The best way to do well in class is to take a good nap in class.”

How to get rid of cockroaches.

jonesk302 — 2025-09-19 17:59:57 UTC

Some people say that cockroaches are immortal, others say that they are aliens and that they will rule the world. But me, I have the best advice out there to prove them wrong. You will get a cooking knife and skewer it into the roach, make a bomb out of coke and mentos and put it in there, or make it sit through school for 7 hours every day. But if you want to be a buzz kill, then you can just step on it (many times) or get bug spray.