St. Paul's Missionary Journeys by Charlie Brazeal

Day 1

charliebrazeal2 — 2025-08-20 19:46:42 UTC

Hey y'all's its Paul here. Today we were sent out by the Holy Spirit to start heading to Sal'amis. We proclaimed Jesus and his whole deal in the synagogues of the Jews, because if we can they can do it to. Then we ran into this guy named Bar-Jesus (lowkey his name was already making fun of Jesus, so we gunna have to set him in his place.) I did the whole you won't be able to see for a couple of days thing. Mist and darkness fell on him and he had to like stumble everywhere.

Day 1.5

charliebrazeal2 — 2025-08-20 20:04:34 UTC

Hey, Paul here again. we did some more preaching stuff in the jewish church cuz it like cool and stuff. But then we were invited to come back next sabbath and speak again, because many came to believe and cool jesus things, you know.

Day 1.5.5

charliebrazeal2 — 2025-08-20 20:04:47 UTC

So we're back now to teach at the synagogue, but the jews are now VIOLENTLY ABUSING US, um first century rights for the roman citizens? like where are those rights now? Oh well, we still gave them a message and whatever, even tho they were SUPERRRR RUDE. At least nothing crazy happened...

Day 2

charliebrazeal2 — 2025-08-20 20:04:53 UTC

So im back we stayed another day IDK why but Barnabas said we should and stuff so we did. we also granted signs and miracles, bc why not lolz. WAIT, BARNABAS, WHY DO HAVE ROCKS AND SLINGSHOTS??????? DUDE RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH

THAT ONE REALLY HURT

ok, sry yall now we're back again, we just got stoned, but it wasnt that bad. i mean i only have like 3 really bad purple bruses.

we ran to the city of lystra and derbe and fled into the countryside.

Day 2.5

charliebrazeal2 — 2025-08-20 20:05:16 UTC

so we went to start preaching again and they thought that we were their gods proclaiming that we we're zeus and hermes. um i kinda dont know how to react sooo..... BARNABAS GET OFF OF THE PEDESTAL ITS NOT FOR US DONT LIVE LIKE ON OF THEIR GODS YOU DUMBO sry he does stuff like that alot hes still new to this whole thing ok time to got gospel and jesus them real quick