chat by Ma'Leke Stevens-Bush

2555450 — 2020-10-06 16:56:23 UTC

WHAZZAP

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welcome to the chat comrades

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happychild968 — 2020-10-06 17:53:10 UTC

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greetings

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this is my alt account

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best tank engine ever

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get free vbucks

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hi-leilani

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greeting comrade

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its leilani

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what is this

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holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2555450 — 2020-10-07 15:18:12 UTC

a chat

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what is this

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lol

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childddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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also be sure to sign your texts

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how you do dat

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hii

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asuka is best girl

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2555888_1_1 — 2020-10-07 15:19:41 UTC

hola

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weridddddddddddddddd

2555888_1_1 — 2020-10-07 15:19:53 UTC

go to class

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😁😁😁

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also i followed u

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2555450 — 2020-10-07 15:57:01 UTC

my other padlet

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hello

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is anyone here

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ayyy

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child wut was dattttt

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what

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what is that

2555888_1_1 — 2020-10-13 15:19:56 UTC

hola

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lolll

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i drew it

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thats nasty

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its not 2018

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grandpa

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ayyy

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also sign ur messages pls

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yes

2555450 — 2020-10-13 15:26:09 UTC

innocence test: if you know what anime this girl comes from then you need help

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ill give her a 6.2/10

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHAHHAHHA

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TALK

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jeez

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innocence test: if you know what anime this girl comes from then you need help

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WAT DO YALL WANT

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I MADE DA BEST DRAWINGGGGG

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mkayy

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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childdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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waatttttttttttttttttt

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helooo

2555450 — 2020-10-14 14:32:34 UTC

another quick innocence test 4 yall

2555450 — 2020-10-16 15:12:04 UTC

what in the name of wilbert awdry have they done to thomas

2555450 — 2020-10-16 15:17:28 UTC

#notmythomas

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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#notmythomas

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What happend to my blue boi

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-20 19:51:07 UTC

mama mia

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-20 23:44:57 UTC

OK.......UMMM....Look.....I can........ i can explain.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 13:13:39 UTC

Big World, Big Adventures in a nutshell

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lets go go go on a Big World ADVENTURE!!!!!!!

2555450 — 2020-10-21 14:22:32 UTC

lol

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 14:28:38 UTC

dont look at the post above the thomas one i just sent

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 14:59:36 UTC

Among SUS

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 15:21:45 UTC

I made this and i think it is very acurate

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...

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 16:30:58 UTC

OK.......UMMM....Look.....I can........ i can explain.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-21 16:33:09 UTC

It will be HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to explain

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 13:43:20 UTC

is she the imposter

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 13:43:27 UTC

red is always sus

2555450 — 2020-10-22 14:23:55 UTC

lol

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 14:24:23 UTC

what else do you have to say about the anime post

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 14:25:39 UTC

that is nrop... right?

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 14:25:43 UTC

or from

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just a hen wearing a tie nothing to see here move along

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 14:28:59 UTC

hen

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 14:29:04 UTC

[redacted]

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 17:00:40 UTC

how long does it take you to respond to a post??? cause its been 3 hours since i posted my last one

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 17:01:57 UTC

i still have this image in my head. now i cant think of anything else but this anime girl and her death stair

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-22 17:02:15 UTC

stare

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why cant i stop thinking about it...... (note to self, Why am i asking)

2555450 — 2020-10-23 04:59:03 UTC

finally

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finaly

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finally

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i need it

2555450 — 2020-10-23 14:13:02 UTC

this is real music

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 14:19:46 UTC

Have you listened to Billy Joel music... if you know how billy joel is

Miami, FL, USA

2555450 — 2020-10-23 14:23:26 UTC

the home of florida man

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 14:25:48 UTC

well... i have no words.... i am just confused

2555450 — 2020-10-23 14:26:51 UTC

look in ur chat

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 14:27:02 UTC

i know

happychild968 — 2020-10-23 15:10:59 UTC

This is Maleke's alt

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 15:20:55 UTC

well yeah

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 15:30:58 UTC

oh i get it, you are Maleke... you are just on a different account. i didn't understand before

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26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-23 16:55:28 UTC

great

2555450 — 2020-10-24 17:15:50 UTC

henlo frens

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-26 11:50:32 UTC

HELLO

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-26 13:51:05 UTC

DING

2555450 — 2020-10-27 14:11:28 UTC

henlo frens

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 15:00:51 UTC

Hey whats up

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 15:04:21 UTC

the windows 10 background is a illusion

2020-10-27 15:18:28 UTC

REEEEE

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 15:18:59 UTC

REEE

2555450 — 2020-10-27 15:19:41 UTC

imagine not signing your messages

2555450 — 2020-10-27 17:53:26 UTC

i'm back

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 17:55:59 UTC

lol

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this is my homework folder

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:05:31 UTC

ya don't say

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:09:13 UTC

here's the link

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26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:10:43 UTC

Thanks... i needed this?

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:11:36 UTC

Thanks... i actually need this

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:11:43 UTC

lol

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:12:47 UTC

please i need more

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:15:00 UTC

if you want more then you need to name the sauce of each of these 6 pics

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:27:08 UTC

what do you mean by S A U C E

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:27:54 UTC

i mean what [redacted] it comes from

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:29:12 UTC

...

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:29:19 UTC

thats not fair... idk

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:29:52 UTC

well at least name the 2nd one

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:30:08 UTC

(almost) everyone knows the 2nd one

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:31:40 UTC

which one, the one that says "your" or "made"

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:32:34 UTC

made

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:35:22 UTC

I don't watch [REDACTED] often

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:37:54 UTC

Subway: Introducing the $5 Footlong

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:51:55 UTC

i will post a picture of the [REDACTED] i watched... and then you give me the good stuff for admitting that i watch [REDACTED]

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:52:08 UTC

here ya go, give me more

2555450 — 2020-10-27 18:53:39 UTC

never forget

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 18:53:55 UTC

post more

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26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 19:02:35 UTC

oh no... so... (sigh), so i was looking up that red haired anime girl. and the thing is, since i can't look up [REDACTED] i looked up red haired anime character and... oh no... i found it..... i saw this image. and i know the name of the character now... FU[ CENSORED] SH[ CENSORED]

2555450 — 2020-10-27 20:14:52 UTC

yes

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-27 20:17:47 UTC

yes

2555450 — 2020-10-28 02:54:25 UTC

EVERYTHING IS BLOCKED

2555450 — 2020-10-28 02:54:42 UTC

note: has nothing to do with the chat

2555450 — 2020-10-28 02:55:05 UTC

SECURLY BLOCKED EVERYTHING

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EXCEPT A FEW SITES

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I'M LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RN WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO US

2555450 — 2020-10-28 02:55:59 UTC

WE DID NOTHING WRONG

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-28 11:53:24 UTC

what did they block

2555450 — 2020-10-28 11:54:27 UTC

last night every site on the internet was blocked except for a few

2555450 — 2020-10-28 11:55:54 UTC

securly has gone too far

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 13:51:40 UTC

yee

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sup

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nothin much

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hbu

2555450 — 2020-10-29 13:53:05 UTC

nothing much

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Nobody:

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 14:22:00 UTC

Every Gamer eating food: CRUNCH

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 14:41:24 UTC

I swear i am not a russian dictator that is about to take over america... i am not... I SWEAR

2555450 — 2020-10-29 14:42:59 UTC

all hail mother soviet russia

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 14:44:14 UTC

wait dont hail soviet union

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 14:46:59 UTC

if that offends you... i am sorry

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 14:52:05 UTC

should we just spam thomas the tank engine images

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-29 15:30:28 UTC

C O M E R I D E T H E R A I L S

2555450 — 2020-10-29 23:32:15 UTC

hardbass

2555450 — 2020-10-30 12:43:09 UTC

mattel finally fixed the reboot

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-30 12:48:12 UTC

Off to sodor we go...

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-30 13:22:19 UTC

lets go go go on a B I G W O R L D A D V E N T U R E

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-30 13:28:19 UTC

So if you know about Thomas And The Magic Railroad they actually made a manga for the movie before they made the movie... This was made in 1999 while the TATMR movie was made in 2000. The more you know i guess

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-30 13:29:30 UTC

this is a real thing... I AM NOT FREAKING JOKING, THIS IS REAL

26551095_1_1 — 2020-10-30 13:31:16 UTC

to prove it to you go to this link: https://ttte.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_and_the_Magic_Railroad_(manga)

2555450 — 2020-10-31 05:02:23 UTC

i downloaded star wars

2555450 — 2020-10-31 19:22:14 UTC

this site has free movies

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and it says it's high quality and has no virus

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-02 13:50:44 UTC

is it true

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-02 13:52:02 UTC

they are making a remake for thomas and the magic railroad this year

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-02 14:09:43 UTC

NANI

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-02 15:32:08 UTC

K A Z O O O N Y O U

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-02 15:43:06 UTC

what is the name of the "ANIME" that it comes from?

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-03 16:55:11 UTC

what is the name of the [REDACTED] the guy is from

2555450 — 2020-11-04 01:00:59 UTC

sorry for being inactive

2555450 — 2020-11-05 06:17:15 UTC

beatles pics on mai blog

2555450 — 2020-11-05 06:24:17 UTC

click on the picture

2555450 — 2020-11-07 01:04:37 UTC

rob where are u boi

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-09 12:57:26 UTC

HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOGSPOT IF YOU HAVE A CHROMEBOOK THAT HAS SECURLY

2555450 — 2020-11-10 06:47:08 UTC

Simple, they never blocked it.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 15:02:10 UTC

interesting

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2555450 — 2020-11-10 17:57:32 UTC

henlo fren

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 18:00:55 UTC

what are ya doin

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:04:53 UTC

securly found out about the chat and now i'm being held hostage in their headquarters ~~(not really bro chill out)~~

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:05:04 UTC

send help

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:05:24 UTC

help sent

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:05:36 UTC

u are safe

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:07:02 UTC

sonic says

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:08:13 UTC

"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to! So what do you do? First, you say no, then you get outta there! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your parents, your teacher or a police officer."

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:09:25 UTC

THAT'S NO GOOD!!!!!!

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:11:00 UTC

Hey i have another suprise for you

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:12:45 UTC

Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript

  
According to all known laws
of aviation,

  
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

  
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

  
The bee, of course, flies anyway

  
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

  
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

  
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

  
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

  
Ooming!

  
Hang on a second.

  
Hello?

  
- Barry?
- Adam?

  
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

  
Looking sharp.

  
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

  
Sorry. I'm excited.

  
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

  
A perfect report card, all B's.

  
Very proud.

  
Ma! I got a thing going here.

  
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

  
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

  
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

  
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

  
Never thought I'd make it.

  
Three days grade school,
three days high school.

  
Those were awkward.

  
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

  
You did come back different.

  
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

  
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

  
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

  
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

  
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

  
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

  
That's why we don't need vacations.

  
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

  
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

  
- Bee-men.
- Amen!

  
Hallelujah!

  
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

  
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

  
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

  
...9:15.

  
That concludes our ceremonies.

  
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

  
Will we pick ourjob today?

  
I heard it's just orientation.

  
Heads up! Here we go.

  
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

  
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

  
and a part of the Hexagon Group.

  
This is it!

  
Wow.

  
Wow.

  
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

  
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

  
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

  
Our top-secret formula

  
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

  
into this soothing sweet syrup

  
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

  
Honey!

  
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

  
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

  
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

  
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

  
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

  
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

  
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

  
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

  
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

  
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

  
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

  
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

  
But choose carefully

  
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

  
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

  
What's the difference?

  
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

  
in 27 million years.

  
So you'll just work us to death?

  
We'll sure try.

  
Wow! That blew my mind!

  
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

  
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

  
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

  
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

  
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

  
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

  
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

  
Like what? Give me one example.

  
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

  
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

  
Wait a second. Oheck it out.

  
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

  
I've never seen them this close.

  
They know what it's like
outside the hive.

  
Yeah, but some don't come back.

  
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

  
You guys did great!

  
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

  
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

  
Their day's not planned.

  
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

  
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

  
Right.

  
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

  
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

  
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

  
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

  
Distant. Distant.

  
Look at these two.

  
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

  
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

  
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

  
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

  
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

  
What were you doing during this?

  
Trying to alert the authorities.

  
I can autograph that.

  
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

  
Yeah. Gusty.

  
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

  
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

  
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

  
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

  
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

  
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

  
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

  
Hey, Honex!

  
Dad, you surprised me.

  
You decide what you're interested in?

  
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

  
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

  
Son, let me tell you about stirring.

  
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

  
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

  
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

  
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

  
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

  
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

  
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

  
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

  
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

  
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

  
Wait till you see the sticks I have.

  
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

  
Let's open some honey and celebrate!

  
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

  
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

  
I'm so proud.

  
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

  
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

  
Yeah, right.

  
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

  
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

  
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

  
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

  
Wow!

  
Oouple of newbies?

  
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

  
Make your choice.

  
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

  
Oh, my. What's available?

  
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.

  
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.

  
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

  
Wax monkey's always open.

  
The Krelman opened up again.

  
What happened?

  
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.

  
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

  
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

  
Oh, this is so hard!

  
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

  
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

  
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?

  
Barry!

  
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...

  
What happened to you?
Where are you?

  
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?

  
- Out there.
- Oh, no!

  
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

  
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

  
Another call coming in.

  
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd

  
that gets their roses today.

  
Hey, guys.

  
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

  
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

  
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

  
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

  
Sign here, here. Just initial that.

  
- Thank you.
- OK.

  
You got a rain advisory today,

  
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

  
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

  
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

  
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

  
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

  
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

  
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

  
All right, launch positions!

  
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

  
Black and yellow!

  
Hello!

  
You ready for this, hot shot?

  
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

  
Wind, check.

  
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

  
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

  
Scared out of my shorts, check.

  
OK, ladies,

  
let's move it out!

  
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

  
All of you, drain those flowers!

  
Wow! I'm out!

  
I can't believe I'm out!

  
So blue.

  
I feel so fast and free!

  
Box kite!

  
Wow!

  
Flowers!

  
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

  
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

  
Roses!

  
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

  
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.

  
That is one nectar collector!

  
- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

  
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

  
a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.

  
That's amazing. Why do we do that?

  
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

  
Oool.

  
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

  
Oopy that visual.

  
Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

  
Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?

  
Affirmative.

  
That was on the line!

  
This is the coolest. What is it?

  
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

  
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

  
Yeah, fuzzy.

  
Ohemical-y.

  
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

  
My sweet lord of bees!

  
Oandy-brain, get off there!

  
Problem!

  
- Guys!
- This could be bad.

  
Affirmative.

  
Very close.

  
Gonna hurt.

  
Mama's little boy.

  
You are way out of position, rookie!

  
Ooming in at you like a missile!

  
Help me!

  
I don't think these are flowers.

  
- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

  
What is this?!

  
Match point!

  
You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

  
Yowser!

  
Gross.

  
There's a bee in the car!

  
- Do something!
- I'm driving!

  
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

  
He's going to sting me!

  
Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

  
He blinked!

  
Spray him, Granny!

  
What are you doing?!

  
Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

  
I gotta get home.

  
Oan't fly in rain.

  
Oan't fly in rain.

  
Oan't fly in rain.

  
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

  
Ken, could you close
the window please?

  
Ken, could you close
the window please?

  
Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

  
You see? Folds out.

  
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

  
What was that?

  
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...

  
Drapes!

  
That is diabolical.

  
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

  
What's number one? Star Wars?

  
Nah, I don't go for that...

  
...kind of stuff.

  
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

  
When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

  
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

  
I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

  
I predicted global warming.

  
I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

  
Wait! Stop! Bee!

  
Stand back. These are winter boots.

  
Wait!

  
Don't kill him!

  
You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

  
Why does his life have
less value than yours?

  
Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

  
I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.

  
My brochure!

  
There you go, little guy.

  
I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.

  
Put that on your resume brochure.

  
My whole face could puff up.

  
Make it one of your special skills.

  
Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

  
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

  
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

  
- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

  
- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

  
I gotta say something.

  
She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

  
All right, here it goes.

  
Nah.

  
What would I say?

  
I could really get in trouble.

  
It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.

  
I can't believe I'm doing this.

  
I've got to.

  
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

  
No. Yes. No.

  
Do it. I can't.

  
How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

  
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

  
Hi!

  
I'm sorry.

  
- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

  
You're talking!

  
I'm so sorry.

  
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

  
But I don't recall going to bed.

  
Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

  
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

  
I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

  
but they were all trying to kill me.

  
And if it wasn't for you...

  
I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

  
That was a little weird.

  
- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

  
I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

  
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

  
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

  
The talking thing.

  
Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

  
- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

  
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

  
Anyway...

  
Oan I...

  
...get you something?
- Like what?

  
I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?

  
I don't want to put you out.

  
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

  
- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

  
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

  
Hey, you want rum cake?

  
- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

  
- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

  
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

  
- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

  
You look great!

  
I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

  
Are you all right?

  
No.

  
He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.

  
He finally gets there.

  
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

  
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

  
Why would I marry a watermelon?"

  
Is that a bee joke?

  
That's the kind of stuff we do.

  
Yeah, different.

  
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

  
About work? I don't know.

  
I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.

  
I know how you feel.

  
- You do?
- Sure.

  
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

  
- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

  
Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

  
Anyway, if you look...

  
There's my hive right there. See it?

  
You're in Sheep Meadow!

  
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

  
No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

  
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

  
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.

  
- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

  
Just having two cups of coffee!

  
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

  
Yeah, it's no trouble.

  
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.

  
Are you...?

  
Oan I take a piece of this with me?

  
Sure! Here, have a crumb.

  
- Thanks!
- Yeah.

  
All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.

  
Or not.

  
OK, Barry.

  
And thank you
so much again... for before.

  
Oh, that? That was nothing.

  
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

  
This can't possibly work.

  
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.

  
OK, Dave, pull the chute.

  
- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

  
It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

  
Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

  
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

  
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

  
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

  
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

  
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

  
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

  
You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

  
- Well...
- Well?

  
Well, I met someone.

  
You did? Was she Bee-ish?

  
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

  
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

  
I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

  
I can't get by that face.

  
So who is she?

  
She's... human.

  
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

  
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

  
She's so nice. And she's a florist!

  
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

  
We're not dating.

  
You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

  
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

  
She saved my life!
And she understands me.

  
This is over!

  
Eat this.

  
This is not over! What was that?

  
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

  
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

  
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

  
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...

  
Sit down!

  
...really hot!
- Listen to me!

  
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

  
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

  
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

  
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

  
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

  
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  
There he is. He's in the pool.

  
You know what your problem is, Barry?

  
I gotta start thinking bee?

  
How much longer will this go on?

  
It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

  
I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

  
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

  
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

  
Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

  
Martin, would you talk to him?

  
Barry, I'm talking to you!

  
You coming?

  
Got everything?

  
All set!

  
Go ahead. I'll catch up.

  
Don't be too long.

  
Watch this!

  
Vanessa!

  
- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

  
He doesn't respond to yelling!

  
- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

  
I'm not listening to this.

  
Sorry, I've gotta go.

  
- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

  
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

  
Bye.

  
I just hope she's Bee-ish.

  
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

  
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

  
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

  
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

  
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

  
It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

  
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

  
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

  
You don't have that?

  
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

  
Oh, my.

  
Dumb bees!

  
You must want to sting all those jerks.

  
We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

  
So you have to watch your temper.

  
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

  
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

  
Anger, jealousy, lust.

  
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

  
Yeah.

  
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

  
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

  
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

  
Yeah, it was. How did you know?

  
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

  
You've really got that
down to a science.

  
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

  
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

  
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

  
Ray Liotta Private Select?

  
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

  
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

  
You don't have
enough food of your own?

  
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

  
- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

  
And it's hard to make it!

  
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

  
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

  
It's just honey, Barry.

  
Just what?!

  
Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

  
You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

  
And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

  
I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

  
Hey, Hector.

  
- You almost done?
- Almost.

  
He is here. I sense it.

  
Well, I guess I'll go home now

  
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

  
You're busted, box boy!

  
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

  
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

  
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

  
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

  
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

  
You're too late! It's ours now!

  
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

  
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

  
Where is the honey coming from?

  
Tell me where!

  
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

  
Orazy person!

  
What horrible thing has happened here?

  
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

  
they're on the road to nowhere!

  
Just keep still.

  
What? You're not dead?

  
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

  
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

  
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

  
I'm going to Tacoma.

  
- And you?
- He really is dead.

  
All right.

  
Uh-oh!

  
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

  
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

  
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

  
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

  
How much do you people need to see?!

  
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

  
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

  
But don't kill no more bugs!

  
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

  
- You hear something?
- Like what?

  
Like tiny screaming.

  
Turn off the radio.

  
Whassup, bee boy?

  
Hey, Blood.

  
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

  
Wow!

  
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

  
I mean, that honey's ours.

  
- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

  
It's a close community.

  
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

  
- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

  
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

  
At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

  
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

  
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

  
You got to be kidding me!

  
Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

  
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

  
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

  
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

  
What is this place?

  
A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

  
They are pinheads!

  
Pinhead.

  
- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

  
The Thomas 3000!

  
Smoker?

  
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

  
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

  
They make the honey,
and we make the money.

  
"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

  
Oh, my!

  
What's going on? Are you OK?

  
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

  
Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

  
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

  
This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

  
That's a drag queen!

  
What is this?

  
Oh, no!

  
There's hundreds of them!

  
Bee honey.

  
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

  
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

  
Oh, Barry, stop.

  
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

  
Do these look like rumors?

  
That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

  
How did you get mixed up in this?

  
He's been talking to humans.

  
- What?
- Talking to humans?!

  
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

  
Make out? Barry!

  
We do not.

  
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

  
The bees!

  
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

  
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

  
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

  
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

  
your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

  
I remember that.

  
What right do they have to our honey?

  
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

  
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

  
Sting them where it really hurts.

  
In the face! The eye!

  
- That would hurt.
- No.

  
Up the nose? That's a killer.

  
There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

  
Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

  
No more bee beards!

  
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

  
Weather with Storm Stinger.

  
Sports with Buzz Larvi.

  
And Jeanette Ohung.

  
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

  
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

  
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

  
packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

  
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

  
we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

  
Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

  
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

  
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?

  
Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

  
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

  
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

  
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

  
How old are you?

  
The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

  
which will be the trial
of the bee century.

  
You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

  
It's a common name. Next week...

  
He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...

  
Next week...

  
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

  
Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.

  
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

  
In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

  
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

  
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

  
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

  
- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

  
I'm helping him sue the human race.

  
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

  
This is Ken.

  
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

  
Why does he talk again?

  
Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.

  
But it's our yogurt night!

  
Bye-bye.

  
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

  
You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

  
Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

  
- Frosting...
- How many sugars?

  
Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

  
So why are you helping me?

  
Bees have good qualities.

  
And it takes my mind off the shop.

  
Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

  
Those are great, if you're three.

  
And artificial flowers.

  
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

  
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

  
Bees must hate those fake things!

  
Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.

  
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

  
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

  
You sure you want to go through with it?

  
Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able

  
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!

  
It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

  
where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

  
we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

  
What have we gotten into here, Barry?

  
It's pretty big, isn't it?

  
I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.

  
You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

  
Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

  
- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.

  
Well, if it isn't the bee team.

  
You boys work on this?

  
All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

  
All right. Oase number 4475,

  
Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

  
is now in session.

  
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?

  
A privilege.

  
Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?

  
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.

  
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

  
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

  
my grandmother was a simple woman.

  
Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right

  
to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

  
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

  
just think of what would it mean.

  
I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

  
for the elastic in my britches!

  
Talking bee!

  
How do we know this isn't some sort of

  
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

  
They could be using laser beams!

  
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

  
he could be on steroids!

  
Mr. Benson?

  
Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.

  
I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.

  
It's important to all bees.
We invented it!

  
We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

  
Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

  
who think they can take it from us

  
'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

  
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

  
but everything we are!

  
I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!

  
Oall your first witness.

  
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

  
I suppose so.

  
I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

  
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

  
Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

  
I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

  
- No.
- I couldn't hear you.

  
- No.
- No.

  
Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

  
it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

  
They're very lovable creatures.

  
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

  
You mean like this?

  
Bears kill bees!

  
How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

  
Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

  
OK, that's enough. Take him away.

  
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

  
- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.

  
But you've never been
a police officer, have you?

  
No, I haven't.

  
No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example

  
of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

  
for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

  
Oh, please.

  
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

  
Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.

  
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

  
That's not his real name?! You idiots!

  
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

  
your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

  
Thank you. Thank you.

  
I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome

  
with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.

  
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

  
Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?

  
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't

  
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

  
Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

  
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

  
Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

  
- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!

  
Order! Order, I say!

  
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

  
I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

  
I think the jury's on our side.

  
Are we doing everything right, legally?

  
I'm a florist.

  
Right. Well, here's to a great team.

  
To a great team!

  
Well, hello.

  
- Ken!
- Hello.

  
I didn't think you were coming.

  
No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.

  
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

  
Oh, that was lucky.

  
There's a little left.
I could heat it up.

  
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

  
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

  
I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.

  
That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.

  
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

  
and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

  
You think I don't see what you're doing?

  
I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

  
Do we?

  
Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

  
That's just what
I was thinking about doing.

  
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

  
I'm going to drain the old stinger.

  
Yeah, you do that.

  
Look at that.

  
You know, I've just about had it

  
with your little mind games.

  
- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.

  
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

  
A lot of ads.

  
Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

  
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

  
I think something stinks in here!

  
I love the smell of flowers.

  
How do you like the smell of flames?!

  
Not as much.

  
Water bug! Not taking sides!

  
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

  
I've got issues!

  
Well, well, well, a royal flush!

  
- You're bluffing.
- Am I?

  
Surf's up, dude!

  
Poo water!

  
That bowl is gnarly.

  
Except for those dirty yellow rings!

  
Kenneth! What are you doing?!

  
You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!

  
We need to talk!

  
He's just a little bee!

  
And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

  
Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

  
No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!

  
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

  
My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

  
Goodbye, Ken.

  
And for your information,

  
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

  
I'm sorry about all that.

  
I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!

  
I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

  
I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.

  
Are you OK for the trial?

  
I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

  
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

  
Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...

  
Yeah.

  
Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic

  
with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.

  
Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

  
is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.

  
- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

  
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

  
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.

  
What exactly is your relationship

  
to that woman?

  
We're friends.

  
- Good friends?
- Yes.

  
How good? Do you live together?

  
Wait a minute...

  
Are you her little...

  
...bedbug?

  
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

  
doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

  
- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!

  
- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!

  
Hold me back!

  
You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?

  
He's denouncing bees!

  
Don't y'all date your cousins?

  
- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

  
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

  
Oh, I'm hit!!

  
Oh, lordy, I am hit!

  
Order! Order!

  
The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

  
I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

  
You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!

  
Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!

  
- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.

  
What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

  
from my heaving buttocks?

  
I will have order in this court. Order!

  
Order, please!

  
The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

  
took a pointed turn against the bees

  
yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

  
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

  
- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.

  
I...

  
I blew the whole case, didn't I?

  
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.

  
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

  
They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

  
Look, there's
a little celery still on it.

  
What was it like to sting someone?

  
I can't explain it. It was all...

  
All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!

  
All right.

  
You think it was all a trap?

  
Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.

  
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.

  
What will the humans do to us
if they win?

  
I don't know.

  
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.

  
Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!

  
Oh, my.

  
Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

  
- Why?
- The smoke.

  
Bees don't smoke.

  
Right. Bees don't smoke.

  
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

  
That's it! That's our case!

  
It is? It's not over?

  
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

  
Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

  
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

  
Mr. Flayman.

  
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

  
Where is the rest of your team?

  
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

  
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

  
and as a result,
we don't make very good time.

  
I actually heard a funny story about...

  
Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs

  
taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?

  
How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

  
They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

  
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

  
I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

  
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

  
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.

  
But you can't! We have a terrific case.

  
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

  
Show me the smoking gun!

  
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

  
Here is your smoking gun.

  
What is that?

  
It's a bee smoker!

  
What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

  
This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

  
Look at what has happened

  
to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"

  
Is this what nature intended for us?

  
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

  
and man-made wooden slat work camps?

  
Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

  
- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.

  
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

  
Free the bees! Free the bees!

  
Free the bees!

  
Free the bees! Free the bees!

  
The court finds in favor of the bees!

  
Vanessa, we won!

  
I knew you could do it! High-five!

  
Sorry.

  
I'm OK! You know what this means?

  
All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

  
Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.

  
This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

  
You'll regret this.

  
Barry, how much honey is out there?

  
All right. One at a time.

  
Barry, who are you wearing?

  
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

  
- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?

  
We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

  
Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

  
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

  
Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

  
every last drop.

  
We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

  
than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

  
We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.

  
Wait for my signal.

  
Take him out.

  
He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

  
And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...

  
But it's just a prance-about stage name!

  
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

  
and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

  
Oan't breathe.

  
Bring it in, boys!

  
Hold it right there! Good.

  
Tap it.

  
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!

  
- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.

  
Shut down honey production!

  
Stop making honey!

  
Turn your key, sir!

  
What do we do now?

  
Oannonball!

  
We're shutting honey production!

  
Mission abort.

  
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

  
Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.

  
Oh, yeah?

  
What's going on? Where is everybody?

  
- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.

  
They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

  
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

  
At least we got our honey back.

  
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

  
It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

  
This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

  
And now...

  
Now I can't.

  
I don't understand
why they're not happy.

  
I thought their lives would be better!

  
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.

  
You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?

  
- What did you want to show me?
- This.

  
What happened here?

  
That is not the half of it.

  
Oh, no. Oh, my.

  
They're all wilting.

  
Doesn't look very good, does it?

  
No.

  
And whose fault do you think that is?

  
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

  
Bees?

  
Specifically, me.

  
I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

  
It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

  
That's our whole SAT test right there.

  
Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

  
And then, of course...

  
The human species?

  
So if there's no more pollination,

  
it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?

  
I know this is also partly my fault.

  
How about a suicide pact?

  
How do we do it?

  
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.

  
Right, right.

  
Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.

  
I had to open my mouth and talk.

  
Vanessa?

  
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

  
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

  
They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

  
It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.

  
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

  
I know. Me neither.

  
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.

  
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

  
Roses!

  
Vanessa!

  
Roses?!

  
Barry?

  
- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.

  
Flowers, bees, pollen!

  
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.

  
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

  
Oould you slow down?

  
Barry!

  
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

  
Yes, it kind of is.

  
I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

  
with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.

  
Actually, it's completely closed down.

  
I thought maybe you were remodeling.

  
But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.

  
I don't want to hear it!

  
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

  
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

  
All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.

  
- Bees.
- Park.

  
- Pollen!
- Flowers.

  
- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

  
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

  
They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

  
Security will be tight.

  
I have an idea.

  
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

  
Official floral business. It's real.

  
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

  
Thank you. It was a gift.

  
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

  
How about The Princess and the Pea?

  
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

  
Yes, I got it.

  
- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

  
- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?

  
It goes under the mattresses.

  
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.

  
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

  
Let's see what this baby'll do.

  
Hey, what are you doing?!

  
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...

  
...without arousing suspicion.

  
Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.

  
Stop! Security.

  
- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.

  
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

  
Would you remove your shoes?

  
- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.

  
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

  
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

  
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

  
I think this is gonna work.

  
It's got to work.

  
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

  
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

  
It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.

  
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.

  
I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

  
Be careful.

  
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

  
I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

  
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

  
- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.

  
Bee!

  
Don't freak out! My entire species...

  
What are you doing?

  
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?

  
Don't move.

  
Oh, Barry.

  
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

  
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

  
And please hurry!

  
What happened here?

  
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

  
One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!

  
- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

  
No one's flying the plane!

  
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?

  
This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.

  
Where's the pilot?

  
He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

  
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

  
As a matter of fact, there is.

  
- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.

  
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

  
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

  
It's got giant wings, huge engines.

  
I can't fly a plane.

  
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.

  
How hard could it be?

  
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.

  
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

  
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

  
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...

  
That's Barry!

  
...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

  
and an incapacitated flight crew.

  
Flowers?!

  
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

  
with absolutely no flight experience.

  
Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.

  
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

  
They've done enough damage.

  
But isn't he your only hope?

  
Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.

  
Their wings are too small...

  
Haven't we heard this a million times?

  
"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."

  
- Get this on the air!
- Got it.

  
- Stand by.
- We're going live.

  
The way we work may be a mystery to you.

  
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

  
But let me tell you about a small job.

  
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

  
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

  
That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.

  
That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.

  
We get behind a fellow.

  
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

  
Left, right, down, hover.

  
- Hover?
- Forget hover.

  
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

  
Barry, what happened?!

  
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

  
- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!

  
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

  
All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

  
Move out!

  
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

  
Don't have to yell.

  
I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.

  
It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

  
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

  
I can't do this!

  
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

  
You snap out of it.

  
You snap out of it.

  
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

  
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

  
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

  
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

  
How is the plane flying?

  
I don't know.

  
Hello?

  
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

  
The Pollen Jocks!

  
They do get behind a fellow.

  
- Black and yellow.
- Hello.

  
All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

  
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

  
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

  
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

  
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

  
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  
Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.

  
- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

  
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

  
Bring the nose down.

  
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

  
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.

  
Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

  
Affirmative!

  
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

  
Land on that flower!

  
Ready? Full reverse!

  
Spin it around!

  
- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

  
- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!

  
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

  
made of millions of bees!

  
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

  
Rotate around it.

  
- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.

  
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

  
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

  
Just drop it. Be a part of it.

  
Aim for the center!

  
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

  
Oome on, already.

  
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

  
- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.

  
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

  
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

  
- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.

  
Listen, everyone!

  
This runway is covered
with the last pollen

  
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

  
That means this is our last chance.

  
We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

  
If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

  
Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

  
We're bees!

  
Keychain!

  
Then follow me! Except Keychain.

  
Hold on, Barry. Here.

  
You've earned this.

  
Yeah!

  
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

  
Oh, yeah.

  
That's our Barry.

  
Mom! The bees are back!

  
If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.

  
I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!

  
Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

  
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

  
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!

  
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

  
I had no idea.

  
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?

  
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

  
Sorry I'm late.

  
He's a lawyer too?

  
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

  
Have a great afternoon!

  
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.

  
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

  
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?

  
All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.

  
Thank you, Barry!

  
That bee is living my life!

  
Let it go, Kenny.

  
- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

  
- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

  
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

  
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

  
- Thinking bee!
- Me?

  
Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.

  
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

  
I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!

  
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

  
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:17:42 UTC

hope you like reading movies

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:30:08 UTC

the normiest normie in the west

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 20:31:18 UTC

Y E S

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:46:01 UTC

oh and also please keep the memes out of general

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:46:12 UTC

if you don't i may have to ban you

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:46:24 UTC

anyway back to what i was saying

2555450 — 2020-11-10 20:46:50 UTC

yes, i do think bypassing securly is a war crime

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:25:24 UTC

Im sorry what did you say about no memes

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:26:17 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:26:41 UTC

this will remove securly

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:28:44 UTC

"No Viruses" Huh

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:29:38 UTC

nope, none at all

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:30:00 UTC

i wh

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:30:03 UTC

i wish

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:30:18 UTC

Prank'D

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:35:23 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:35:37 UTC

that's no good

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:36:36 UTC

r/cursed_images

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:37:24 UTC

this is even more cursed

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:39:33 UTC

i mean he isnt wrong

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:40:23 UTC

we need to spam cursed sonic images

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:40:34 UTC

3...2...1.... GO

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:40:59 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:42:10 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:43:12 UTC

i dont like where this is going

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:44:25 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:47:11 UTC

the 5th beatle

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:47:40 UTC

cya i got to go...

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-10 21:47:54 UTC

bye

2555450 — 2020-11-10 21:50:09 UTC

k bye

2555450 — 2020-11-11 12:57:02 UTC

joj and rigno

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 14:11:46 UTC

guess whos back bois

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 14:17:50 UTC

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH. THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND START "FLOPPING YOUR FISH"

2555450 — 2020-11-11 18:51:39 UTC

good afternoon comrades

Brazil

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:02:50 UTC

YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 19:05:31 UTC

hello

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:07:16 UTC

free vbucks

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:07:35 UTC

this site might look sus but trust me it works

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 19:20:06 UTC

no website

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 19:20:14 UTC

i dont see it...lol

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:22:08 UTC

wut

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:22:28 UTC

it works for me tho

2555450 — 2020-11-11 19:24:16 UTC

also i have a site

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-11 19:46:49 UTC

*starts clapping*

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-12 14:45:42 UTC

So i looked up sonic the hedgehog uniform on google yesterday and the second image result was this.

2555450 — 2020-11-12 14:59:08 UTC

oh god no

2555450 — 2020-11-12 15:00:09 UTC

also look at this dancing cow from poland

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-12 18:57:44 UTC

dont let them sleep.jpeg

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-12 20:26:15 UTC

lets chat again tommorrow

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-12 20:26:21 UTC

on ZOOM

2555450 — 2020-11-12 21:27:35 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 12:47:32 UTC

File:London Comic Con 2015 - Sonic arrest (17869639489).jpg

2555450 — 2020-11-13 13:55:06 UTC

what the actual frick frack diddily dack knick knack tic tac patty wack

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 14:46:06 UTC

he wasn't fast enough

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 14:50:57 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 14:51:06 UTC

this is cursed

2555450 — 2020-11-13 15:46:37 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-13 15:46:42 UTC

just no

2555450 — 2020-11-13 15:47:00 UTC

where's my bottle of bleach

2565507_1_1 — 2020-11-13 15:47:21 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 18:04:10 UTC

who is kayshawn thomas

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 18:57:44 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 18:57:51 UTC

cursed

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 18:59:12 UTC

you doin zoom today dude

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 20:57:50 UTC

https://zoom.us/j/4649373677?pwd=emtoclR1Wmo1UVdBS0g0R1JTVXI5QT09

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-13 21:02:28 UTC

join my zoom

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-14 05:36:53 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-16 13:15:10 UTC

hello

2555450 — 2020-11-16 13:15:15 UTC

how are you

2555450 — 2020-11-16 13:15:22 UTC

i am under the water

2020-11-16 13:15:44 UTC

beuhhhhh

2555450 — 2020-11-16 15:35:35 UTC

let's just chat for the rest of the day

2555450 — 2020-11-16 15:36:38 UTC

also S̵͓͔̒Į̷̄̊̚G̶͍͙͉̒̋͠N̸̠̄̎̑̇̽ ̵̥̩͂Y̶̨̛̖͌̆͠Ö̸̺̗̝̂͌̓U̷͎͎̼͝R̶̡͔̊̔̀ ̴̱̱͌̕T̵̗̱͔̥̒̔Ȇ̵̝̞̼̥̃̀̑͆X̷̲̓̂T̴̯̮̪̊S̵̹̠͚̫̫̉͒͘

2555450 — 2020-11-16 15:37:17 UTC

how long do you think it will be before the school shuts down cuz of covid

2555450 — 2020-11-16 15:55:20 UTC

i just wanna talk *loads LMG with religious intent*

2555450 — 2020-11-16 22:45:44 UTC

yey

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-17 15:35:21 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-17 20:42:06 UTC

heyyy

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-18 12:52:53 UTC

yes

2555450 — 2020-11-18 13:17:29 UTC

y e s

2555450 — 2020-11-18 13:19:41 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-18 18:22:28 UTC

y e s

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-18 18:36:18 UTC

The Thomas And Friends Bootleg, This video will curse you for 10 years

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-18 18:37:56 UTC

id recommend watching in full screen. there might be an earrape at the end unless you are wearing headphones and have your computer at a loud volume

2555450 — 2020-11-18 22:13:20 UTC

how about no

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 13:03:04 UTC

this might give you some chills. mabye

2555450 — 2020-11-19 13:28:08 UTC

how did you find that

2555450 — 2020-11-19 13:28:27 UTC

i thought Britt Allcroft disposed of that years ago

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 13:28:42 UTC

its a remake

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 13:29:00 UTC

duh

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 13:29:07 UTC

but did you watch it

2555450 — 2020-11-19 13:31:13 UTC

so that explains why thomas has his season 3 face

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 13:31:31 UTC

yes my child

2555450 — 2020-11-19 13:37:00 UTC

here's my (real) site

2555450 — 2020-11-19 13:37:09 UTC

i made it in google sites

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 14:19:42 UTC

this is a good recreation. its very acurate

2555450 — 2020-11-19 16:58:21 UTC

Luckily, no one was hurt.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 16:58:48 UTC

The drivers died you know

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 16:59:00 UTC

thomas died. wdym

2555450 — 2020-11-19 16:59:37 UTC

can you not destroy my childhood for one second -_-

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 16:59:50 UTC

ok fine.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 16:59:55 UTC

oh really

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 17:00:52 UTC

thats what i thought

2555450 — 2020-11-19 17:01:39 UTC

this is why the beatles stopped touring

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 17:04:31 UTC

what is happening. cant exactly see what is happening

2555450 — 2020-11-19 17:04:58 UTC

people are raiding the stage

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 17:05:04 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-19 17:05:41 UTC

back in the day people went absolutely NUTS over these guys

2555450 — 2020-11-19 17:06:09 UTC

i have more (click on the pic)

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 17:06:20 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 17:07:33 UTC

OH MY GOD.... the first two pictures were stock photos

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-19 20:10:25 UTC

...

2555450 — 2020-11-19 21:13:49 UTC

c̵̞̣̩͓̞̄͛̆̅̃̊̇̓́̾̽̆͗̾͘a̴̢̯͙͓̖̼͈̱͛͝n̷̟͙̙͚̟̮̝͙̔̆̉̈́͆ ̵̨̦̭̼̠̳̩̤̺̂̄̉y̵͙̋̈́̀͘͜͝ǫ̶̯͍̱̼͍̳̳̮͉̖̟̬̇̎͒͋̄͜͝ͅŭ̶̲͐̉̇̐̂̕ ̵̼̖̱̠̫͚̹͉̖̥͔̓̓̾̏̊̈́͒̈́̆͘̕f̸̮͓̗̘̞̥̺̤̠͓̍͊͒̒ͅr̸̡̡̧̟̩̥̳͍͎̒̈́̕ȉ̵̛̠̗̱̊̇̓͝c̵̛̣̭̘͙̹͎̺̟͒̒k̸̢̡͖̘̜̺̀̎͐ĩ̶̟̈́̓̔͛̽̊͋̋͒͘ǹ̴̪͔͚̺̓̅̒g̵̢̧̪͍̗̝̖̗̮̭̹̾̑̃͂̏̓̋̇̐̕̚͝͝ͅ ̶̫͉̞͕̆̀̓̀̃̏̓̌̒̚͝n̸̢̡̧̪̮̟͓̘̱̥̘̣̲̜͒̉̾̅̽͘̚͝o̸̤̗͍̗̗͔̳͇̔̒̎͆͊͑̆͝ţ̵̡͓͙̦̜̜̝̭͕̙̥̜͎̠̿̑̄͒̊̔͘

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 00:13:07 UTC

did you delete my post

2555450 — 2020-11-20 01:26:46 UTC

i had to

2555450 — 2020-11-20 01:27:51 UTC

also deleting it doesn't help much since i can't unsee it now

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 12:49:58 UTC

that picture was a frame from the video

2555450 — 2020-11-20 12:59:34 UTC

i found a lost episode myself

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:00:05 UTC

where is the holy water

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:00:40 UTC

here you go

2555888_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:01:12 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:01:46 UTC

did you make that video MA'Leke

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:02:06 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:02:29 UTC

TT _ TT

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:02:56 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:03:17 UTC

why doe

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:03:38 UTC

cuz the vid is funny

2020-11-20 13:03:43 UTC

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:04:01 UTC

sign your posts

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:04:15 UTC

I have a surprise for you... the power of tracing

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:04:32 UTC

look at full image

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:05:19 UTC

Then look back at the thomas found footage video that I sent to you

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:10:03 UTC

a thomas meme i made

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:10:51 UTC

You Stole My Life

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:11:01 UTC

I steal it back

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:11:47 UTC

nO sPaMmInG

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:11:53 UTC

I know your still here Ma'leke

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:58:15 UTC

i've already had my childhood ruined enough by the season 25 reboot

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 13:58:39 UTC

and this

2555450 — 2020-11-20 13:58:57 UTC

yes, and that -_-

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:17:14 UTC

lol

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:33:20 UTC

go back to my chat for a sec

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:33:28 UTC

i did something

2555450 — 2020-11-20 14:34:31 UTC

dude srsly stop

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:34:56 UTC

i dont know why but i want it to be creepy... for some bull reason

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:41:44 UTC

is this one better than the other one... is it less disturbing?

2555450 — 2020-11-20 14:42:12 UTC

they're both bad

2555450 — 2020-11-20 14:45:53 UTC

i forgive u tho

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 14:50:34 UTC

thx dude

2555450 — 2020-11-20 14:57:57 UTC

the beatles having mic problems at a show in cleveland

2555450 — 2020-11-20 14:59:38 UTC

skip to 1:15 when they start playing

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 15:03:37 UTC

oh wow

2555450 — 2020-11-20 15:04:30 UTC

they're barely audible prolly cuz the mics aren't plugged in properly

2555450 — 2020-11-20 15:04:45 UTC

plus there's the screaming fans

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 15:05:00 UTC

ouch

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 15:38:45 UTC

watch this

2555450 — 2020-11-20 17:51:44 UTC

imagine pranking someone with a grandpa thomas face lol

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 17:52:16 UTC

i know what you mean

2555450 — 2020-11-20 17:55:05 UTC

fun fact: i started a proxy war in sub-saharan africa so i could sell weapons to both sides and make a profit

2555450 — 2020-11-20 17:57:06 UTC

i have also committed 16 war crimes in syria in one sitting

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 17:57:22 UTC

oof

2555450 — 2020-11-20 18:01:39 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 18:02:05 UTC

what did you

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 18:02:15 UTC

do to this place

2020-11-20 18:02:17 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2555450 — 2020-11-20 18:27:54 UTC

take my money

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 19:02:26 UTC

yes

2555450 — 2020-11-20 19:04:14 UTC

please help us identify her

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-20 19:15:59 UTC

The name is itadaki

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-23 12:47:17 UTC

did you make that website

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-23 15:32:59 UTC

mio honda ww2 edition. colorized

2555450 — 2020-11-23 16:02:54 UTC

lol

2555450 — 2020-11-23 16:03:03 UTC

also yes i did make it

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-23 16:03:51 UTC

well i cant get to the website because of... SUCURLY

2555450 — 2020-11-23 16:04:24 UTC

wait what

2555450 — 2020-11-23 16:05:43 UTC

it works fine for me

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-23 16:06:49 UTC

i meant identifying the "ANIME" girl

2555450 — 2020-11-23 16:07:26 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 12:48:38 UTC

is your profile picture on the chromebook your gacha life beatle member

2555450 — 2020-11-24 12:50:36 UTC

it's ringo starr

2555450 — 2020-11-24 12:50:50 UTC

and yes he is a beatle

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:03:31 UTC

Thomas is a tank engine, he's a cheeky fussy little engine, he has 6 small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome

2555450 — 2020-11-24 13:05:04 UTC

He's a fussy little engine too, always pulling coaches for the bigger engines to take out on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so the big engines can go and rest.

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:36:23 UTC

Also the icon of the chat

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:36:47 UTC

i see you are a man of culture

2555450 — 2020-11-24 13:44:44 UTC

custom engine i made

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:49:43 UTC

N̴̡̢̨̨̢̡̨̢̨̨̡̛̛͍̙̮̠̬̲͈̠̘̜̤͓̜̹̤͓̺̖̥̞̺̩̞̙͙̤̘̹̝̲̪͓̖̜̩̲̦̳̼͚͉̮͕̬͕͍̭̤̫̬̫̖̱̣̹̼̺͈̰̝͚͇̱̹͈̣̠̤͈̤̙͓̞̺̺̟̭̩̹͓͇͇̦͎̻̥̯͇̰͉̫͍̯̻̻̮̭͚̱̮͉̞̠̰̥͈͎̬̥͚͖̦̠̦͇̖̝͇͚̳̳͈̟̟̪̺̣͍̯̮̳͈̯͓̹͍̤̖̮͓̲̳͇̟̘̹͓̰̠͖͎͌̃̒̒̊̌͐̓͒͛͌͑̽̑̒̀͊̐́̓͐̍̈́͑̓̔̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅƠ̴̧̨̡̡̨̡̧̢̡̯̬̮͍̠͎̣̻͕͈͍̫̯̟̞͚̣̱̭̲̬͖̝̱̬͚̤͙̩̫͕̩̗̟̘̰͉̟̰̹̜̱̭̘̜̤̖̭̻͚̺̬̰̹̟̤̟̹̜̲̭̹̥̼̝̳̲̖͕̹͉̬̮͕̗̩͓̥͓͙͇̻̩͖̭͚̪̗̘͆̌̽̈̇̐̓̏̿̅̉͋̎̾͌̓̇͒̓̅͂̉̈́̉̌͂̂̉̂̈́̂̋̈́͒̉͂̈́͆̓̐̋̏̇̍̑̄̄̎̏͛̂̃̋̇́͂͑͊̍̑̊̏̽͋̌̿̔̑̎̌̾̓̓̈́̏̉́̌͛̆̈́̐̾̓̍͌̆̊͂̓̔͗̋̈̒̅͋̔͛͌͂̈͌̔͋͆͂̑̽͒͗́̓̒̑̏̎̈͌̎̐͐̔͛͊̈́͂̇̈́́̆͗͊͗̓̈́̂́̂͋͗̇̏̂͑͌̄̚̕̕̕̕̕͘̕͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ

2555450 — 2020-11-24 13:49:58 UTC

fine

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:49:59 UTC

ms paint is my weakness

2555450 — 2020-11-24 13:52:25 UTC

breaking news

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:55:00 UTC

Goodbye to Paul

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 13:55:41 UTC

Also i read this... KIDNAPPERS SEND GIRL HOME BY TAXI

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-24 21:57:02 UTC

cya tomorrow

2555450 — 2020-11-24 23:40:53 UTC

k bye

2555450 — 2020-11-25 15:31:19 UTC

sup

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 15:31:32 UTC

hi dude

2555450 — 2020-11-25 15:31:57 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 15:32:20 UTC

NANI

2555450 — 2020-11-25 15:35:01 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:19:49 UTC

Y E S

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:23:19 UTC

i found the missing member of the squad... here he is

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:32:01 UTC

ok what IDIOT would make a face out of flammable material and then think it's a good idea to put it on front of a steam engine

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:32:28 UTC

i have more

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:32:50 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:33:10 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:33:27 UTC

dat face doe XD

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:33:28 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:33:59 UTC

i recommend you watch the dark side and then the darker, and then the darkest

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:34:20 UTC

i've watched all 3

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:35:39 UTC

you have before

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:36:26 UTC

if percy and peter sam had a kid

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:36:35 UTC

yes

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:36:47 UTC

speaking of zig zag railway

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-25 16:37:37 UTC

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:41:19 UTC

lol

2555450 — 2020-11-25 16:46:32 UTC

they got a whole knapford station up in here

2555450 — 2020-11-30 12:48:44 UTC

sup

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-30 12:51:20 UTC

sup

2555450 — 2020-11-30 16:55:35 UTC

edgi minion

26551095_1_1 — 2020-11-30 19:25:49 UTC

EDGI

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-01 15:07:05 UTC

Hello

2555450 — 2020-12-01 15:07:53 UTC

sup

2555450 — 2020-12-01 15:18:24 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-01 19:35:14 UTC

great

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-01 20:24:01 UTC

i dont know

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-01 20:24:04 UTC

so good

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-01 20:24:57 UTC

VICTORY DANCE

2555450 — 2020-12-02 13:48:57 UTC

blob

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-02 15:57:22 UTC

yes. that is a blob... nothing to see here

2555450 — 2020-12-02 19:29:21 UTC

sweet home alabama

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-02 20:00:28 UTC

Knuckles: Oh NO

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-03 00:34:29 UTC

"E" -From Markiplier

2555450 — 2020-12-04 13:51:42 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-04 16:32:26 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-04 16:47:09 UTC

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-04 16:47:33 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-04 16:47:33 UTC

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al

2555450 — 2020-12-04 17:22:47 UTC

George Carlin: Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go on rest. Thomas thinks no engine works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Gordon the biggest and proudest engine of all. Thomas likes to tease Gordon with his whistle.
Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
George Carlin: One day after pulling the big express, Gordon had arrived back at the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Thomas came up in his cheeky way.
Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
George Carlin: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Gordon thought how he can back at Thomas. One morning, Thomas wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People were waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Thomas started.
Thomas: Oh dear, oh dear!
George Carlin: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Gordon was waiting.
Gordon: Hurry up, you!
George Carlin: Said Gordon.
Thomas: Hurry up yourself.
George Carlin: Replied Thomas. Gordon the proud engine began making his plan to teach Thomas a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Gordon reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
Gordon: Get in quickly, please!
George Carlin: He whistled. Thomas usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Gordon start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Thomas. Gordon's chance had come. Gordon: Come on, come on! George Carlin: Puffed Gordon to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Thomas, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
Thomas: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
George Carlin: Laughed Gordon.
Coaches: You can't getaway, you can't getaway!
George Carlin: Laughed the coaches. Poor Thomas was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his wheels hurt him, but he had to go on.
Thomas: I shall never be the same again.
George Carlin: He thought sadly.
Thomas: My wheels will be quite worn out.
(Gordon continues to speed ahead)
George Carlin: At last, they stopped at the station. Thomas was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him.
(Thomas is on the turntable as it turns around)
George Carlin: And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
George Carlin: Chuckled Gordon.
Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
George Carlin: Poor Thomas couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink.
Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
George Carlin: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.

2555450 — 2020-12-04 17:26:51 UTC

i hope you like reading

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-07 12:05:03 UTC

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee, sing with me everyone... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2555450 — 2020-12-07 12:10:22 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2555450 — 2020-12-07 12:12:08 UTC

so true

2555450 — 2020-12-08 19:49:11 UTC

нет!

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-09 16:43:34 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-09 16:43:53 UTC

go in high contrast mode when you look at this picture

2555450 — 2020-12-09 16:49:10 UTC

noice

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 12:58:19 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-11 13:00:40 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 13:02:19 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-11 13:08:09 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-11 13:10:09 UTC

this is relatable

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 14:13:21 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 14:57:32 UTC

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 14:57:59 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-11 14:58:56 UTC

animatronic bands are on the way out

2555450 — 2020-12-11 15:01:55 UTC

Animatronics will go. They will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right and I'll be proved right. We're more popular than Fazbear now; I don't know which will go first – rock 'n' roll or Animatronics. Freddy was all right but his friends were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me. - John Lennon

26551095_1_1 — 2020-12-11 15:04:00 UTC

2555450 — 2020-12-11 15:05:49 UTC