https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2 Made with a warm hug en-us 2018-09-17 12:08:27 UTC 2018-09-17 17:54:02 UTC hello@padlet.com jacob_legros https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282252010 Mr. LeGros: "C'mon!  Think.  What would be the two accents if you live in France & England?"

Student: "I dunno, Mr. LeGros.  You know I'm not any good at foreign languages..."]]> 2018-09-17 12:19:15 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282252010 jacob_legros https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282252251 Student: "Man, I'm starving.  I want Goldfish.  Do you like Goldfish?"

Mr. LeGros: "The cracker?"

Student: "No..."]]> 2018-09-17 12:19:50 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282252251 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282253711 Mrs. Nye: "What's a safety rule we should follow?"
Student: "Stay away from growling brown bears."

]]> 2018-09-17 12:22:57 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282253711 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282254200 Student is throwing counting bears up in the air.
Mrs. Scaltreto: "Honey, it's not safe to throw the counting bears."
Student: "I'm not throwing, I'm devoting these to the Goddess." Follows statement with a meditation pose accompanied by a wolf howl. ]]> 2018-09-17 12:23:56 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282254200 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282254957 After a 15 minute mini lesson about how to find a "just right book....."
1st grade student: Sets huge Harry Potter Book on counter to check out from the library.
Me: Did you use the 5 finger rule before deciding to get that book?
1st grade student: Yes.]]> 2018-09-17 12:25:34 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282254957 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282255213 Student, sounding mortified: "Wait, you were born in the nineties???"]]> 2018-09-17 12:26:05 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282255213 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282255391 Ms. Budgell:  "Wow, I see a new tooth in there."

Six Year Old:   "My family and I have been waiting 10 years for it to  come in. I lost it when I was 4!"]]> 2018-09-17 12:26:22 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282255391 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282256326 A student looked at a big pot of sunflowers and said "I know the artist, it was painted by that van stop person"]]> 2018-09-17 12:28:17 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282256326 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282256522 Isn't the spider in this book so cute?? It has a hairy lip!
Student: My grandma has a hairy lip too!]]> 2018-09-17 12:28:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282256522 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257206 Student came back from vacation.  Said she ate at Out Back Steak House:
"Why would someone put shrimp on a Barbie?"]]> 2018-09-17 12:30:02 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257206 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257404
Mrs. French- this is like texting, but.... for old people.]]> 2018-09-17 12:30:27 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257404 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257592 Me: "Yes I was alive during the September 11 attacks. Remember, it was 17 years ago. How old do you think I was at the time?"

Student: "53?"

Me: "Thank you."]]> 2018-09-17 12:30:49 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257592 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257863 Mrs. Button: Hey buddy, its really cold out.  Let's stop and put your coat on before you go outside.
Student: Sure, ok. (Drops backpack and starts putting coat on). I love fried chicken Mrs. Button.]]> 2018-09-17 12:31:20 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282257863 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258126 There was a little fog outside.
First grader: "It looks like Hurricane Florence out there."]]> 2018-09-17 12:31:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258126 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258480 As my 22 yr old self turns to the chalkboard to write my name on the board a male seventh grader says to a friend, "Do you think she's a virgin?"]]> 2018-09-17 12:32:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258480 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258952 A student was reading their answer in science and said "One of the orgasms is a carnivore". ]]> 2018-09-17 12:33:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282258952 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282259600 Sitting outside for a Flag Day Ceremony in about 90 degree heat.
Student: Mrs. Button, I feel like burnt bacon in a hot frying pan.]]> 2018-09-17 12:34:47 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282259600 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282260258 A student is passing a lot of gas in my room. His friend says to him, "Man! Stop lighting up the room with your farts!]]> 2018-09-17 12:35:57 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282260258 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282260393 2018-09-17 12:36:11 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282260393 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282261273 Students were reading math word problems out loud. Actual problem]]> 2018-09-17 12:37:46 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282261273 https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282262159 Student: "I need to use the Bathroom!"
Me:  "You can go after the spelling test. Your next word is Celebration"
Student:  "I have to POOP!"
Me: In my brain - Ignore this student and continue.  "Celebration."
Student:  Stands on his desk and screams, "I HAVE TO POOP!"
5 minutes later the student poops on the floor in the hall and blames it on me.]]> 2018-09-17 12:39:05 UTC https://padlet.com/jacob_legros/t29mjbwpd5t2/wish/282262159