wow am i ? ? ? not the only taken llamkin anymore ? ? ?

@kang kyungwon (llamoney) inHALES EVER SO DEEPLY
there are no amount of words that can possibly be strewn together to explain how im feeling at this current moment. you- your- im- I cannot believe how extremely fast my heart has started beating from the very moment you mentioned a gift. did you know that the very first time i knew there was a gift being made solely for me i genuinely like, felt alive for a day? like, i just had this feeling that i thought nothing could ever compare to, and then you've just gotta go and hand me this, this wonderful, beautiful, magnificent piece of art made by your talented hard work and I just, my heart exploded??¿¿?? and like, what exactly have i done as a human to deserve this kind of treatment from an angel like you? also, you should already know that no matter what conditions, i will always and forever wait for you because you are and will always be worth the wait. also, you suck for making me soft and for making my tears fall like this. but, alpuckya

runs to yuha and tiptoes to place a small smooch on her cheeks, before running away with rosy cheeks

@kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) holyshI T ALPUCKYA TOO ? ? okay that sounded wrong., , ,, traps you in my arms and peppers soft pecks on your face before placing a kiss on your lips. i m mc ahkin g i cant believe this is happening rn pls slap me, is this rly happening

yELLS KANG YEBIN IS FINALLY MY GIRLFRIEND W AH T HTHE FIRICK

jeon somi (peter pan) ( sh ) 37 seconds ago Reply
lee jangjun 5 seconds ago Reply
o wait they're becoming official
cONGRATS
damn that took a long time

scREAMS IF ITS OCT 31 
do we celebrate our monthsary every two moNTHS

@kwon junhui (the tiger) haPPY 13K TO MEEEEE - and as i promised, i'm dedicating it to you uu mi cheot sarang and make out buddy before hosh. honestly, , i don't even know what to say bc i basically told you everything alr uhuh. so let me just gaTHer some ideas from your dedic :D thank you u u for being the best Friend even tho you scatter lots of reciept against me like putting sprinkles on a cupcake. you're the best sneke i've ever met !! thank you for being w me through my most ugly times (read: error 404 bc im not ugly) i hoPE you fail on your celibacy ~~~1`!!!@! bc i know that once i spam you with soonyoung's thighs, you're gonna deactivate your account until thursday bc ur a Cheater. :D anyway, since i'm a girl scout, once you finish celibating, i'm prob gonna put up my punishment as well,, , ,if i finished writing it on time or if you succeed idk. i hoPPPEPE that you'll always stay happy and i know that whatever hosh is doing right now, he loves you with nutting passion !! nyeacnyeac hihi < 3

i made twO THINGs for you bc im Nice. yeLps i loOoOVe you !!
https://i.imgur.com/9taGtbE.png
https://i.imgur.com/zV5untF.png

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 
13000 posts | 13000 pts

my lonGEST YEH BOI EVER

"he loves you with nutting passion !!"

im cryin

YELLS JIE I LOV U !!~!1!~~~

hHhhHHHHhHh i lovE YOU KWONJUN xD

seo sunghyuk (flower crown boy) 7 minutes ago Reply 
noh hyojung (llamacy) 4 minutes ago Reply
why am i so dumb with numbers like how many fingers do i have?? fish ? ? ?

（｀Δ´）！

THIS SIS TO DSOUUERCET

llamote sounds like remote djjskssk
noh hyojung 1 week ago Reply 

some1: hey can you pass me the remote
me: ro l l s over ;)

"Explain why each of the state parliaments in Australia is able to make different laws about the same area of
law."

cause they're fücking d¡cks

"Mediation is a better way to resolve disputes than a more formal method such as arbitration.
Discuss this statement."

how about u talk it out like adults u pieces of trash tF

seo sunghyuk (flower crown boy) 19 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
seo sunghyuk (flower crown boy) 1 minute ago Reply
thank you gege! hhhh i will!! has the party started yet or-

it's starting at 7 !!

(─‿‿─)7 aye aye

sdfhgsdjfgj cuUUUUTE

screms it's mY BIRTHDAAAAY
seo seunghee [ h ] 6 days ago Reply 

hAPPY JUNGYEON DAY!!
kim mingyu 6 days ago Reply 

happy birth date
kim taehyung 6 days ago Reply 

hAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY
park jaehyung ( sh ) 6 days ago Reply 

AYE IT'S PRINCESA'S BIRTHDAY HABURDAY
yoo jungyeon [ sh ] 6 days ago Reply 

AAAAA THANK YOU GUYS <E
chu sojung 6 days ago Reply 

qodjwnbdjen i disappeared
haPPY BIRTHDAY JYEON !!!!
yan an [ sh ] 6 days ago Reply 

HAPPY JYEON DAY 
A BEAUT WAS BORN TODAY ANSKSKSISNS 
WE ARE BLESSED
jung eunbi 6 days ago Reply 

H APP Y YEON CHIN D AY \o/
kim jennie 6 days ago Reply 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNGYEON

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 58 seconds ago Reply
i think i should be doing something but idk what that smth is

making out with hyunbin? :3
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

i was about to say that jimin is a cutie but nah nevermind Bye

it's my $¡nner of a daughter
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

daddy, protect me from all forces of evil
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

are you really call¡ng me daddy i djsjznajsjs
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 25 seconds ago Reply
i call you and donghan daddy from now on
Deal With It

jzhshxnsnsjdjjdbxbsbd
at least call him papa. he's /my/ daddy :/

@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 19 seconds ago Reply
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 39 seconds ago Reply
jie jun told me that you should get a sugar daddy : D

On It

prepare yourself

@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 25 seconds ago Reply 
soJU > : ( i need a ricH SUGAR DADDY

hyunbin hyung you need to get rich D :

oi i didnt do anyth¡ng kim j¡eqiong >:(
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

ki M JIEQIONG I CHOKESD
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 26 seconds ago Reply
hwan hyung isn't it supposed to be kwon jieqiong

yeh bc nut butter is my soulmate tnx for reminding me

wow it looks like i only have two moods
: D and D :

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 21 seconds ago Reply
"Full Name: Moon Byulyi
Group: Seventeen"

im cyrignf

KQNDNALJXNEUDMWBXNSYD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA F CK

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 29 seconds ago Reply 
chan's learning a lot from kwonjun i lov

is that a good thing or a bad thing

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 30 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 43 seconds ago Reply
the only dec¡s¡on i made without rolling the dice was falling in love your dad

ew the cheese

(─‿‿─)

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 19 seconds ago Reply 
hey jun since your celibacy will end tomorrow, if i roll an odd can it extend until sunday

[jun voice] aite
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

i meaN IF I ROLL AN EVEN THEN YOU CAN END IT BY MIDNIGHT
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

* rolls dice * gets a 1
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

R I P WEN JUNHUI

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 14 seconds ago Reply
[jun voice] well fuck me in the ass : /

LA NGU AGE

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 11 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 21 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 12 seconds ago Reply 
if yoU CELIBATE UNTIL SUNDAY THE I'LL LET YOU ADD ANOTHER CONDITION

[jun voice] DEAL

DEAL ANIYA

[jun voice] YES DEAL

nO JUST LET ME CELIBATE

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 21 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 29 seconds ago Reply
ok but if hyunbin is my kid that makes jiejie my daughter in law ,,

im noT ACCEPTING THIS

TOO LATE ITS TOO LATE JIEJIE

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 32 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 44 seconds ago Reply
whY AM I A DOTTER IN LAW SUDDENLY IM $INGLE

: -[

: ]

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 40 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 36 seconds ago Reply
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 25 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 30 seconds ago Reply
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 39 seconds ago Reply
korean + korean = chinese
ok pinky what are u really

im yours kkk k jdb jk

practice safe sex dotter

JSHDJSHDJ WHAT KIND OF FATHER R U

I JUST DONT WANNA BE A GRANDPA YET

yoU SHOULD BE TEACHING ME TO THE HOLY LIFE >:( NOT TO SIN !!12321

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 14 seconds ago Reply
ok but my daddies were born in the same year as me how is that possible

Life

[jun voice] jie if u feel weird abt that always remember that hosh and i are 96 liners and our son kenta was born in 95

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 13 seconds ago Reply 
when hosh comes back
jun: hI we haVE 90 chiLDRen !!

[jun voice] cRIES I MISS HIM SO MUCH
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

juNK YOU'RE STRONK HE'LL BE BACK
chu sojung 5 days ago Reply 

h ugs kwonjun issok he'll be back sooooooon
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

jUN D:

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 13 seconds ago Reply
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 50 seconds ago Reply
pinky is already cute what are u tryna say hwan

why cant you adopt me instead so i can call you d*ddy : ((

uhuh :^ )

when my yt rec vids are full of junji ito 

ok
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

i thought jie was gon type junjie fksjdskfkskfk
chu sojung 5 days ago Reply 

i almost sc reamed bc i read that as jUNJIE

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 1 minute ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 1 minute ago Reply
if someone "hehehe" s in front of me im gonna fcking ms ackw ejxjsjs

hehehe ehe he h ehe ehe

fuck ooofff

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
[jun voice] im in celibacy until sunday help im dyign

if you let me celibate for your condition then i'll reset it back to tomorrow hihi < 3

[jun voice] NO

OHMYT DADDY YOU LOOK GREAT IM NUT
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

YES YOURE GORGEOUS TOO BABY
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

wow tt daddy you look good im nUT
choi seungcheol 5 days ago Reply 

thanks jie : D
kwon junhui 5 days ago Reply 

i dont get any compliments ??? What Is This
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

jun u cute i luv u
kwon junhui 5 days ago Reply 

aw yay i lov u too hwan : D

Hehehehehe.
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

whats happening why is donghan giggling
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

chan im not gigglinG
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

hehehehehe ok donghan
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

Hehehehehe.
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

lee chAn dOnT hehe xjajzbahs
kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 5 days ago Reply 

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 17 seconds ago Reply
hehehehehehe
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

i love u
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

i love u too but stop giggling shzhahzhw
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

I'm not giggling. Hehehehehe.
lee chan 5 days ago Reply

donghan hehehehehehe

kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

Chan. Hehehehehe.
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

Donghan. Hehehehehe.

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
who's into breathplay

me obv
im changkyun 5 days ago Reply 

raises my hand to chan's question-
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

[jun voice] yeah me too
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

oh me too
jeon wonwoo 5 days ago Reply 

and me i guess

jang yeeun (the kitten) ( sh ) 1 minute ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 5 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 55 seconds ago Reply 
"jerk off instructions"
oh shiiiiit

[jun voice] OH SHIIIIT


AWholeNewWorld.mp3

FHSJFHFSJFHDJJ

han i love you
https://i.imgur.com/ZVsitPy.jpg

kang kyungwon (llamoney) 37 seconds ago Reply
jeon jungkook (spiderman) ( sh ) 1 minute ago Reply
@jung hoseok (the hitman) kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 1 minute ago Reply
'DID U DO THE FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH HOBI'

did u

ok but i need receipts for this

same

kang kyungwon (llamoney) 4 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 2 minutes ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 1 second ago Reply
whos a virgin

you

am i :o

are yoU nOT

ask yerim : D

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 3 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 48 seconds ago Reply
sugar daddy me

my sugar daddy : o

baby ; )

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 36 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 5 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 26 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply
bc at least a sugAr daddy can spoil me >:(

yOURE RICH WTH

if im rich then i wouldn't be worKing

work is your mOneY SOURCE WYS

s s shut up if i was rich then i'd be living my last 50 years in a hella bicc mansion while sipping my 5 star chocolate milk and observing the world aka a Mess from my balcony with my dog named oreo

waIT WHAT CHAN WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YET
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

baby did you forget our pms
kim yerim 5 days ago Reply 

#oops

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 18 seconds ago Reply
this , , , tragically , , , written , , , , ,sin, , ,, ,

me at all my sins

donghan
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

chan
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

I ALMOST TYPED DOGHAN
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

DOGHAN DJWHXHWHDUUE

HI I LOVE KIM DOGHAN XJEJXHE
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

doghan ,,, ok
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

FHSJDGSJFHSH DOGHAN
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

my daddy is a dog
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

bark for me doghan
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

IM. NOT A DOG DHDJFKFKF
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

hwan daddy i didnt kno u have that kind of pet kink
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

but doghan
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

SO DO I CALL DONGHAN DADDY OR DOGGY I JUST !! DONT KNOW !!

i feel so surprised i didntknow chan and yeri were nasty i tot they werent
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

i'm kwonjun's alt ofc i'm nasty

DOGHAN BARK FOR ME
yeo hwanwoong 5 days ago Reply 

LEE CHAN NO
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

NO CHAN
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

DOGHAN
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

N O CH A N
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

DO G HA N
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

N O C H A N
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

dOG H A N BARK
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

YOU BARK
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

YOU BARK DOGHAN
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

NO CHAN U BARK WHY SHOULD I BARK
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

BECAUSE YOURE DOGHAN

DOTTER HOW BOUT YOU CALL ME SMTH NORMAL LIKE DAD OR PAPA
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

BUT HWAN DADDY SAID WE'RE NOT NORMAL
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

YEAH YOURE OUR DAUGHTER OFC THERES NO WAY WE'RE NORMAL
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

aRE YOU SAYING THAT IM THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT NORMAL HUH DOGGY >:(
kim donghan 5 days ago Reply 

OK I PREFER ***** OVER DOGGY ANYWAY

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 15 seconds ago Reply 
OK I PREFER ***** OVER DOGGY ANYWAY

kitty

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 12 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 21 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 39 seconds ago Reply
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 22 seconds ago Reply 
chan ,, chan no who taught u these things ur young you have such a bright future ahead of you why are you resorting to simplistic ways of living such as th i s

kwonjun

that fuckin sneke infecting innocent children

[jun voice] quick reminder that u exist : /

excuse u i dont infect innocent children ,,, on purpose

[jun voice] right ok

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 7 seconds ago Reply
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 48 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 second ago Reply
10:10 I LOVE YOU OK BYE

woah he's getting more aggressive

i know right ,, maybe it's because of the celibacy

well it's abt time he should reconsider my offer :)

is no chan a thing
its tna be a new slang

han hyeri [ h ] 13 seconds ago Reply
how to reject someone: no chan

i should start a no chan counter

No Chan™

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 41 seconds ago Reply 
hey jun if i roll an even i'll let you end your celibacy by midnight with an extra condition but if i roll an odd then you'll celibate until sunday and let me celibate as the additional condition :)

[jun voice] OK FINE

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 18 seconds ago Reply 
* rolls dice * gets a 2

even for die
odd for not today
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

* rolls dice * gets a 6
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

thank ü
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

i see how the dice gods are strongly against me

hey baby wanna make out
han hyeri [ h ] 5 days ago Reply 

if yall makeout do i get to watch it live
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

yes
han hyeri [ h ] 5 days ago Reply 

ok invite me when u makeout w yeri

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 8 seconds ago Reply 
scUse Me the only friendly makeout i had was with jun >:(

[jun voice] [tongue, droplets, eggplant emoji]

i love my parents daddy and doggy

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 30 seconds ago Reply
seo seunghee (the handsome dj's wife) [ h ] 24 seconds ago Reply 
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 8 seconds ago Reply
Red Flavor For Song of The Year

im crying we were cleaning out my brother's room and my dad found condom wrappers and GOT MAD AND I WAS LIKE SHIT WHY AM I HERE so i left im fuckign cryINg
jeon wonwoo 5 days ago Reply 

she asked me to tell him to text and i was like oop he prolly cant sorry mehn he's gonna get Killed
jeon wonwoo 5 days ago Reply 

it was funny bc my dad was like do u kno what these are for
and i had to listen to my brother go
"s.... s ex....."

hBD WOOJIN
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

@park woojin (nation's dark past) [jun voice] hAPPY BIRTHDAY UJIN BEB PLS DONT START NUTTING LIKE UR OTHER ALTS I LOV U
park woojin 5 days ago Reply 

RIGHT YES IM A BDAY BOI : D
jeon somi ( sh ) 5 days ago Reply 

happy birthday woojinnie

dad: what are these condoms for >:(
me: u h science

@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 second ago Reply 
some1: why do you have condoms in your wallet
me: to attract some sugar daddiqs [eyebtongue eye emoji]

she's prepared

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 3 seconds ago Reply 
we go raw

SHDFJSDHFJSHDFJDS

raw XD

HOLY SHIT SON ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A GRANDFATHER

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 10 seconds ago Reply 
no baba im not ready for kids fuckxgf jshdgd but uh my pull out game is strong so

so ure gon spill the milk all over her ?? ok good luck cleaning up tho

chan chan hey chan


go to a nursery u dipshit

u hear that jiejie my son's pull out game is Strong Prepare Yourself

we're not going to waste any drops of this meulk lil chan please

chan pls bring jun back ure scaring me

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply 
guys why are we like this

bc of ur baking

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 19 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 13 seconds ago Reply
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 25 seconds ago Reply 
we're not going to waste any drops of this meulk lil chan please

she gon drink ??

she needs coolcium so

o h bo y

kim jaehwan (kim jaehwan) [A] 3 seconds ago Reply
i love u chan but pls shut up : D

i hate baking
(source: wonu and jinan)

jie are you good with swallowing cum
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

HDJSJSJSJJS CHAN GET TF OUT
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 3 seconds ago Reply 
but h m m m idk im curious as well [thinking emoji]

[eyes emoji]
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

[winking emoji]
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

[nutting emoji set]

now i know the reason why chan is always in the basement

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 35 seconds ago Reply
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 24 seconds ago Reply
jie are you good with swallowing cum

CHAN

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5gbhaMPxM

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 23 seconds ago Reply
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 23 seconds ago Reply 
chan shut up and drink your milk

whose ??

the cOW'S idK

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 55 seconds ago Reply 
jesus kwonjun's kwonjun-ness is going to chan whose idea was it to make him celibate

kwonjun's

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 22 seconds ago Reply
soonchan usernim needs celibacy for one month

dude

can it be midnight alr so jun can stop destroying chan any further

lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 6 seconds ago Reply 
kwonjun >> chan

[jun voice] HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT YOUD SAY THAT

kim taehyung (harley king) 3 seconds ago Reply
I'm not ready for seventeen's comeback sEND HELP

help
kim taehyung 5 days ago Reply 

What's a chan idk a chan

noh hyojung (llamacy) 1 second ago Reply 
we gotta save weewoo from being a [m] rp somehow

sorry

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 30 seconds ago Reply 
heaRT NUTS @ DADDY < 84833838

SO CUTE !!!!
lee chan 5 days ago Reply 

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 13 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 18 seconds ago Reply 
chan how is that cute

idk wonu hyung it's cute like how you find crying people cute

ok that's Different

It's Not

yes it is i have a thing for people crying do u hav a thing for whatever the shit yerim's doing

yes

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 2 seconds ago Reply 
innocence doesn't exist anymore in this place

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply 
jun at 11:59: ok
12:00: soONYOUNG FUCK ME WITH THOSE THIGHS HOL YSHIEIET

[jun voice] FUCK OFF DONT EXPOSE ME

o shit its midnight alr ok time to disappear for ten years

yoo seonho (yoo seonhee) 14 seconds ago Reply 
what does dating mean what do you do when you date even

u get sum fuk
kwon junhui 5 days ago Reply 

CHAN IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT

noh hyojung (llamacy) 3 seconds ago Reply 
everything about dating is Fish

see this is why you're single

yoo seonho (yoo seonhee) 36 seconds ago Reply 
why get some f*k when you could get some fud : D

u get sum fuk w fud : D

@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 12 seconds ago Reply 
yall bad influence

datING MEANS GETTING A SUGAR DADDY WHO'LL SPOIL YOU WITH MONEY AND MILK

get ready lover boi

lee seoyeon 22 seconds ago Reply 
just kiddiNg it's time to nut

NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNNUT

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply 
jun , , ,, , , , , , pls go celibate again with chan im begging

no

the last person you'd want to listen to is jun

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 18 seconds ago Reply 
i only have milk and a few dollars in my bank account srry

don't worry she's good w that

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 24 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
wdym im good w that i need immunity to tax

i spent my $$$ for your kisses and this is what i GET

KDKSKSSK i have exceptions for you OFc !¡ loyal customers get special treatment hshshs

lee chan (the real fetus) 1 second ago Reply 
yoo seonho (yoo seonhee) 8 seconds ago Reply 
ok someone date lucy now she likes fish yay

ok see the problem is ,, nobody likes her

not even the fish

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 54 seconds ago Reply
"special treatment"
elaborate pls :- ]

well i'd probably obey your wishes a lot, give you some extRa smoochies and  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) idk, what do you want me to do for you

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 20 seconds ago Reply
petition to spam hosh hyung with jun's dare

that's not true. i have jinhwan hyung and jun hyung as brothers
seo sunghyuk 5 days ago Reply 

*jun gege
kwon junhui 5 days ago Reply 

cutie corrected hyung to gege ISNT HE ADORABLE

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 22 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 2 seconds ago Reply 
speak¡ng of censorship i got ***** at 3am bc wtf juN u l¡nked lucy jeon's wall and i just hedhhwdhshhe

oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i took care of it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i just wanna say smth nasty and say that **** *** ****** **** ****** *** * **** ** ***** ******* *** **** ****
chu sojung 5 days ago Reply 

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 3 minutes ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) 5 minutes ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 minutes ago Reply 
i just wanna say smth nasty and say that hosh has really nice thighs and i want to leave hickies all over them.

oops

it's ok jun i k¡nd **** ** **** ***'* ***** ***** ** ***** ***** **
chu sojung 5 days ago Reply 

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 13 seconds ago Reply
i kinda want to ride han's thighs while he dirty talks me

oops

soju is the censorship queen

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 9 seconds ago Reply
issok u can bang him while i eat my popcorn, ,its like watching a live documentary on how was i made

a voyeur, you truly are my child
kwon junhui 5 days ago Reply 

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 56 seconds ago Reply 
holy $h¡t im imaginijg jie walking in on us and she just leans by th doorway and says "go on, i dont mind"

her @ everyone

kim yongguk (that one megane dude) 13 seconds ago Reply
imagine her clapping like a child who just guessed her best friend's favorite color whenever she gets a censor right

it's cute tho

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
its nice when you're kinda voyeur and your parents are exhibitionists

family goals

zhshhxhahzhshxhdhdh

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
96% Rigger 
90% Dominant 
90% Primal (Hunter) 
86% Master/Mistress 
86% Daddy/Mommy 
85% Voyeur 
81% Degrader 
80% Owner 
75% Pet 
71% Exhibitionist 
58% Switch 
56% Vanilla 
50% Rope bunny 
50% Experimentalist 
37% Sadist 
33% Masochist 
31% Ageplayer 
26% Submissive 
26% Non-monogamist 
22% Primal (Prey) 
18% Slave 
2% Brat 
1% Degradee 
0% Boy/Girl

you're a fcking dom tho

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
100% Brat 
100% Switch 
99% Rope bunny 
99% Degradee 
95% Masochist 
88% Slave 
88% Voyeur 
79% Boy/Girl 
79% Exhibitionist 
77% Primal (Prey) 
75% Pet 
75% Submissive 
70% Ageplayer 
64% Experimentalist 
59% Degrader 
58% Sadist 
55% Owner 
53% Rigger 
52% Vanilla 
44% Master/Mistress 
44% Daddy/Mommy 
41% Primal (Hunter) 
39% Dominant 
28% Non-monogamist

100% Brat

n¡ce she's my child alright

28% Non-monogamist

yOU CHEATER

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 2 minutes ago Reply
why do i have no 0%

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 1 minute ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 28 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 10 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 10 seconds ago Reply 
i used to be vanilla but then cheol existed so



spankmedaddy-

ok

>_>


s we a t s

i like sweaty cheol- okno lmao take me away from here-

to our room? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WHY IS IT SO DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST ONE IMCBDJDJ
lee seokmin 5 days ago Reply 

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
100% Rigger 
99% Degrader 
92% Master/Mistress 
91% Voyeur 
91% Owner 
91% Exhibitionist 
90% Dominant 
81% Sadist 
78% Masochist 
75% Pet 
74% Daddy/Mommy 
67% Boy/Girl 
66% Primal (Hunter) 
65% Rope bunny 
64% Degradee 
59% Switch 
58% Experimentalist 
56% Slave 
49% Submissive 
48% Ageplayer 
47% Vanilla 
47% Brat 
26% Primal (Prey) 
22% Non-monogamist

park chorong (the sexy rabbit) 1 second ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 10 seconds ago Reply
WOW A VANILLA ON TOP A RARE POKEMON

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 6 seconds ago Reply 
lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 32 seconds ago Reply
WE HAVE A VANILLA IN WEEWOO ?/1`?!!??!!?

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 13 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 8 seconds ago Reply 
$h¡t why cant i have like 70% vanilla :/

bc ure dark choco ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i actually love dark choco ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me: hey daddy how was i made?
hwan: well, i was riding your father's thighs while he was dirty talking to me and it was hot and he ti

choi seungcheol [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 26 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 1 minute ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 34 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 1 minute ago Reply
to our room? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

that looks inviting, cheol-- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lets go then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

/starts to play coy. hmmmm~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hannie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cheollie~ hh- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <3

choi seungcheol [A] 14 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 9 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 44 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 43 seconds ago Reply 
cheollie~ hh- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <3

are you ready hannie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i'm always ready when it comes to you hhhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

good bo y ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

will i get my reward now that i'm a good boy, daddy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"now that im a good boy, daddy"
shxhwhxhhshdhdhdh 3guard

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 23 seconds ago Reply
dowajwoyo sos soonchan usernim cant top for shit

we know

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 second ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 5 seconds ago Reply 
i actually dk what i want from you yuha but maybe secrecy that if i give you yeb¡n's results... she'll never know

kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) 34 seconds ago Reply 
HWAN

my favorite suspense fic

" 100% Switch 
96% Degradee 
95% Rope bunny 
91% Boy/Girl 
89% Masochist 
89% Vanilla 
81% Degrader 
71% Rigger 
71% Daddy/Mommy 
67% Dominant "

tmw dom is in top 10 im bye

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 8 seconds ago Reply
so my 97% switch went up to 100% im

rider!eggsy, a conceot

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 1 minute ago Reply 
/lets out a yelp when i was thrown over your shoulder, covering my mouth with a hand. daddy, that's naughty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

quickly pats your butt in apology. do you want it rough, baby boy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

do you want it rough, baby boy?

SCREAMS

jo haseul (the reindeer) 24 seconds ago Reply
everyone posting percentages
all ik is im 100% ready for christmas

 sojung (the lifeguard) 1 minute ago Reply
hwang minhyun (joker) [A] 17 seconds ago Reply
i cant believe you guys are talking about this in the ams

this is wee woo - Believe It

with a child in the room

kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) 31 seconds ago Reply
99% Vanilla
99% Rigger

Mine are conflicting

ohmy ogd

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 7 seconds ago Reply
im a degrader wha

c00l im a degradee

https://cdn.rawgit.com/Goctionni/KinkList/master/v1.0.2.html#w@mKTpoob
Here's how you do your kinklist. Don't be shy, guys.

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
99% Brat 
96% Experimentalist
79% Slave 
75% Voyeur 
74% Switch 
64% Primal (Prey) 
63% Submissive 
61% Master/Mistress 
58% Daddy/Mommy 
56% Rope bunny

@lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) s l i des th is a c ross to y ou

http://www.bdsmtest.org/r/6518130

@jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) so eunwoo took the bdsm test
and i lost mine so i decided to retake it and u h
http://www.bdsmtest.org/r/6518333
okAy bYe i don't know how thiS is possibLE 
ASHFKDDKSHSJ

#bringbackcamboy

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply
FUCK YOU PANCAKE

excuse me but that's my job

my name is Jeon Jinhwan and i belong to Jeon Wonwoo
i am 165cm and my weight is you don't need to know
my talents include loving wonu, kissing wonu, cooking for wonu
the list is endless
pls hire me as your husband
i believe i have all the qualifications

f e tus love ch o kes out a s on
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

I MEAN SOB
noh hyojung 5 days ago Reply 

chokes out a son
lee seokmin 5 days ago Reply 

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 8 seconds ago Reply
how do u choke out a son what the shit sicheng
noh hyojung 5 days ago Reply 

does sicheng choke out fetuses or
kang chanhee 5 days ago Reply 

IS THIS HOW BABIES ARE MADE
kim taehyung 5 days ago Reply 

MOMMY IS THAT HOW I WAS BORN
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

kim minkyung (kuronuma sawako) 9 seconds ago Reply
imagine wingwing choking out a naked baby taehyung im -

IM CRYING SON IM SORRY

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 44 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 9 seconds ago Reply
lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 5 seconds ago Reply
kim taehyung (harley king) 4 seconds ago Reply
HOW IS JEONGHAN EVEN ABLE TO SPEAK AFTER CHOKING OUT SO MANY CHILDREN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i'll make you choke on this diq."

"the only time i'll choke is when i have kids amen."

#NoToChildChoke

lee jihoon (kim taeyeon) 13 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 30 seconds ago Reply
lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 19 seconds ago Reply
jung eunbi (pikabi) 6 seconds ago Reply
i like kids tho--
i'd like to have many kids :" >

jihoon better prepare

c h okes

are you giving child birth

anonymous asked:
Would you do Seventeen AND Got7 mtl being dominant in bed? *If not, then just do svt*

Seventeen:

~Most 
WONWOO (don’t fight me on this) 
Scoups
Vernon 
Jeonghan 
Mingyu 
Dk
Seungkwan 
Joshua 
Junhui 
Woozi 
The8
Hoshi 
Dino
~Least

tumblr knows too much
jeon wonwoo 5 days ago Reply 

gshshdjdjjfjdjd ok but why is kwonjun not the last

im nayoung [A] 41 seconds ago Reply
. . . so two of my teachers are following me on twt

should i be scared

kwonjun's mom is following him on his ig
y'all in Danger

oh waiT SOMEBOYD WANTED TO SEE MY PAINTING J FORGOT WHO IT WAS LEMME JUST SEND IT
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

https://i.imgur.com/iHwpt3F.jpg

soRRY FOR THE BAD QUALITY I HAD TO NOT GET CAUGHT

10:10 i love you ♡
chu sojung 4 days ago Reply 

najekabdjsbr the 1010 aw ♡

fUn fact: when drunk, eunwoo's daddy!mode is unlocKed

amigays and drinks
sicheng: is high
eunwoo: rarely drinks
chanhee: drinks.... .... . . .apple juice
sungjin: likes water
jinhwan: driNKS RELIGIOUSLy

blumpkins and drinking
seokmin: iForgot
jie: "taste of liver failure is gr10 93/5 would recommend"
yerim: "my faNCY WATER"
lucy: "who wants : D sum : D special milk : D" (exclusive to fetuses only)
yuha: never got drunkt L0L

jeonghoe: calls out for d**dy just like he always do when he's sober
oojeh: drinks occasionally because in-charge of keeping his eyes on a drunk eunna
moonstar: hmmm....

amigays when drunk
sicheng: preaches the word of the lord
eunwoo: daddy!mode activated
chanhee: colours in at the speed of light
sungjin: becomes whiny and clingy
jinhwan: duMb pickup lines and pUns

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 25 seconds ago Reply
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 1 second ago Reply 
who tf gets drunk at noon

chinese ppl apparently

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/15625266_685085421649569_5154595443992166400_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQxMTAzMzM4Mjk1OTQwNzQ3OA%3D%3D.2

THE BACK PAT

seungcheol: [demonstrates how to rip off the name tag on jeonghan]
jeonghan: [is taken aback by how strong cheol is] "woah there babe, wait until we get home. it's on tonight. ;)"

amigays and abs
sicheng: admires abs
eunwoo: has the abs
chanhee: likes a soft tumtum
sungjin: creator of abs
jinhwan: likes wonu - oh yes and abs

takada kenta 8 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 14 seconds ago Reply
"BAD MILF"
you better not teach my boyfr¡end sh¡t like this kenta what the hECK

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CORRUPTED SINCE BIRTH, WTF

oh yeah true
wAIT NO he's a good bOY

park sicheng (sinderella) 5 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 13 seconds ago Reply
sometimes i want a 6th chara

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kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

"fuk me daddy kyaa"

ol

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kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

"i want hosh to f*ck me w those thighs"

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ok but jun remember my favorite

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are those even human words

kwon junhui (the tiger) Nov 3, 2017 17:15:43
junhui bit the inside of his cheek out of pure apprehensiveness. he'd been eyeing soonyoung throughout their entire practice session, and as he watched the male's body move smoothly to the music from his place in front of the mirror, he couldn't help but become somewhat.. needy. it was his fault anyway - if he didn't spend countless nights looking up pictures of the other on the internet, maybe the simple act of staring at soonyoung wouldn't have sparked any feelings of desire for him. (he didn't feel any regret doing it, though, but maybe he spent a little too much time on it.) but jun had done it in an effort to make himself feel less awkward about doing sicheng's dare, and it clearly had an effect on him. when they were finally done with their practice, junhui told the other members that he was staying a little longer, declining the offer of some to wait for him. he watched the door shut as they left before turning his head to look at his boyfriend, jun quietly clearing his throat and face becoming red at the sight of soonyoung who was busy wiping his sweat off. "hosh -" he called out, face burning up even more when he looked at him, "i need your help with something."

he walked over to the door and locked it, gulping quietly to himself before turning around and making his way toward soonyoung. countless thoughts flooded his mind as he got closer to the male. is it too early to do this, what if he doesn't like it, would he get scared off by me, what if -

the questions echoing in junhui's head seemed to stop once he stood in front of the shorter man, and he couldn't help but look at him with a fond gaze. he leaned in to whisper into the other's ear, hands reaching out to hold soonyoung's. "you look so good today," jun said softly before pressing his lips against the skin below his ear. taking small steps to push the other against the mirrored wall, he let go of one hand to cup soonyoung's face as he let his lips meet his in a seemingly chaste kiss, quickly turning into something more as junhui began to move his tiers against his. his body pressed up against his lover's, wanting - no, needing to feel more. trailing his lips down the man's jawline and looping his free arm around his neck, jun nudged soonyoung's legs apart with his knee. a downward roll of junhui's hips elicited a soft moan from his lips which were busy leaving marks on the other's neck, the hand cupping his face moving to wrap around his waist to lessen the almost non-existent gap between them while he continued grinding down against soonyoung's thigh. 

"o-oppa," junhui breathed out shakily, feeling his cheeks turn warm at the sound of the word leaving his own lips. calling someone oppa was something entirely new to him since he was a guy, hearing himself say it sent shivers down his spine. it wasn't that bad, he felt almost.. aroused. jun tried saying it again louder this time, a groan leaving his throat as he ground down harder. the arm hanging around soonyoung's neck slid down to tightly grasp at his shirt and pull him into a passionate kiss. junhui couldn't stop rutting against the other male; each movement of his hips made him want even more until he gets his release, but at the same time something in him didn't want to just let himself do all the work. and with nimble fingers, he took one of soonyoung's hands and guided it down to his ass, allowing him to do whatever he wanted to do with it. he pulled away a little to stare down at his lover with half-lidded eyes, his voice low as he whispered, "i need you, oppa."

"i need you, oppa."

FUCK DFJKDBFJKDSHFJKKJF HAUAHIDHIIAHSIAIHE

lov u kwonjun

VSHDBFHSJFHSJFHDJDJFCB

NSHXJSJXHEHDJEUUDUSHDHD

im ashamed to say this but im gonna wow

lov you too jun

"i need you, oppa."

nani the fucc am i seeing

junk i -
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

ya remember that dare one of ur amigays gave ??? ya its that
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

oh l o r d

he called hiM OPPA AHSHJWHSHSJ

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
oppa tharanghi

lov you too

what the hamburger is that long thing

fUCK OFF FAKE HOSH

i keep ur boyfie alive pls respek
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

kisses fake hosh's cheek anyway >:-(((((
kwon soonyoung 4 days ago Reply 

h hh hh h h ny**c

kwon soonyoung 
9200 posts | 9200 pts

ohn o ooo o

i need a moment to pray to the lord our father

kwonjun i canf believe

"oppa tharanghi"
f aces minhyun. oppa tharanghi nyeac pft g iggols

KJSDHF I WAS READING A SOONCHAN **** FIC AND TYPING MY REPLY AT 4AM THEN MY DAD MESSAGED ME I ALMOST SCREAMEW EKFD

j¡e hmu w that fic shxhahxhshsh
zhou jieqiong 3 days ago Reply 

it's actually the latest explicit fic in the soonchan tag but o well kjfjds
yeo hwanwoong 3 days ago Reply 

juN introduced me to soonchan, there's no turn¡ng back
zhou jieqiong 3 days ago Reply 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12599404
yeo hwanwoong 3 days ago Reply 

i love my drug dealer of a dotter
yeo hwanwoong 3 days ago Reply 

"brat"
"overstimulation"

thank u

CHANTS JJNKY JUNKY JUNMY BEGS SHIP

i havent even started on mine bc how to start yuck
kim yerim 3 days ago Reply 

soju 1) you strip off his shirt 2) you start trailing kisses down to his chest 3) you liq his nips 4) nut ???

is it socially acceptable if i give chan a ******* and *** **** him while being under the slight influence of alcohol

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
100% Brat 
100% Rigger 
100% Rope bunny 
98% Switch 
91% Submissive 
90% Vanilla 
86% Master/Mistress 
86% Dominant 
81% Daddy/Mommy 
71% Owner 
68% Sadist 
64% Primal (Hunter) 
54% Masochist 
51% Primal (Prey) 
46% Boy/Girl 
45% Pet 
45% Slave 
32% Exhibitionist 
24% Degrader 
15% Experimentalist 
6% Voyeur 
4% Degradee 
2% Ageplayer 
0% Non-monogamist

oh right chikan kaomojis
elly: (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
shownu: ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
sunghyuk: (☆▽☆), (￣□￣」)
hwan: (─‿‿─)♡

The Bloodbath
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 
5575 posts | 5575 pts
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 
5197 posts | 5197 pts
lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 
5087 posts | 5087 pts

truth to be told
blumpkins can't rly talk bc jie shitposts too much

lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 13 seconds ago Reply
#EliminateJie

kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) 13 seconds ago Reply
"she pushed him down to the bed, reaching for her phone as she turned the music off, laying next to his side before rolling to leave as much distance possible between the two of them. 'show's over, good night!' she exclaimed, turning her back at him, shutting her eyes as she repeatedly lied to herself that nothing happened tonight."

only 90's kids remember

dAMN PROUD IM A 90'S KID

ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) ky a a a

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 19 seconds ago Reply
i had to share that 
its just s O CUte ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

your other daddy uses this wow wow wow wim sossososoft

i don't have another daddy

i have a doggy ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

im so, , ,so f t for this kaomojis

( ⌯◞◟⌯)♡

it looks weird here im sa d (´∩｀。)

₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

i'd use a kaomoji for every post but im too lazy to hunt for the appropriate emoji to use ╮(╯▽╰)╭

maMa dont kermit p(´⌒｀｡q)

thE ARmS ╰། ﹒ _ ﹒ །╯

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) 19 seconds ago Reply
( ^▽^)ψ__
me writing sin

ପ(⑅ ॣ•͈૦•͈ ॣ)ଓ

SKJKSJDS IM 
( ＾◡＾)っ (‿|‿)

╰(๑•̀ㅂ•́)╯

＼⍩⃝／this looks like seokmin idk why

KADJKASJDKA I ENDED UP ON THE WTF PAGE
(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰⋃╯

(Ɔ˘⌣˘)(˘⌣˘)˘⌣˘ C) ᑦ*ᔿ ᵒᐢ ᔿᵉᵎᵎ

im questioning kaomoji now
( ◜◡＾)っ✂ღ╰⋃╯ღ•̥̑ .̮ •̥̑)

that's a kaomoji, yandere edition

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 8 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 3 minutes ago Reply
a souvenir jfc thIS ISNT A VACATION

shush we're in heaven

i feel like im in hell whenever ure w me

good morning kwonjun : ~ ]
kwon junhui 3 days ago Reply 

SHUT UP JEON
jeon wonwoo 3 days ago Reply 

I JUST SAID GOOD MORNING

wonu: breathes
us: honestly Wonu You Are The Most Sadistic Camboy I've Ev

im getting a lot of hate but it's #WorthIt

i regret ever knowing you Jeon Wonwoo

look at these fetuses,, , cute and sinless, , , ,and pure, ,, ,and waiting to be tainted,,,,

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 16 seconds ago Reply
park jimin (the little prince) 7 seconds ago Reply
can you ruin a character as soon as you apply for it? yes, yes you can- points at self

jieqiong x kyulkyung x pinky is the best poly

lee chan (the real fetus) 7 months ago Room →
sUp beAcHE s

while backreading i found my v first post ever in weewoo im laughing

within my first few minutes here i immediately started calling cheol daddy jfc im ruined indeed
jeon wonwoo 3 days ago Reply 

shame on u kwonjun

lee chan (the real fetus) 7 months ago Room →
choi seungcheol 11 seconds ago Reply
wen junhui 14 seconds ago Reply
choi seungcheol 57 seconds ago Reply
"cuddle in many different ways"
w h a t

yanno !! there are a lot of different positions to do it and all that

omg daddy only knOws one position amd that's the standard cuddling-

i can teach you more positions if you want daddy!!

jESuS HDSJFHSJFJDKFFK

kwonjun ur embarrassing

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 14 seconds ago Reply
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 31 seconds ago Reply
hyunbin if i pay u will u kick it up a notch

maybe

ok i'll pay you how much quick gO

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 2 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 30 seconds ago Reply
other people: what the fuck??? you're cheating on me with him?? do you thinK THIS DARE IS JUST A JOKe??!!?
donghan: okay here's $300 can you suck my boyfriend's diq and strip

GHDHDJDJFJFJJFKFMFMNDDHHDJ

how accurate

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 24 seconds ago Reply
pay me with ***** and we'll see

pinky

ready your kneepads kwon hyunbin
kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 3 days ago Reply 

hwan istg of you're going to make me kneel im gnna,,,,
yeo hwanwoong 3 days ago Reply 

you were complaining about my height i see no other solution :/
kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 3 days ago Reply 

uhhhh bich ?? stand on a chair or sumthin do i look like i'd kneel for ppl >:

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 21 seconds ago Reply
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 36 seconds ago Reply
ok but im anticipating for soju and vb guy the most

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 48 seconds ago Reply
"wee woo wee"

he got lazy halfway through

why do i have to be called out like this

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 56 seconds ago Reply 
"cum for me like this baby girl"
oh ye

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 4 seconds ago Reply
im youngmin 20 seconds ago Reply 
japanese man it's to ano ano hajimemashite.

y-yamete !! !

i-itai!! ungh

@kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 8k goes to you of cOURSE !! i don't wanna make you feel sleepy because of a long ass message so all i wanna say is I LOVE YOU BABY

@lee chan (the real fetus) JDJSJSSJS i will never get tired of reading your messages bBy !! but i looOOoooVe youuu too daDDY !!

@kwon soonyoung 10:10 i love you !! i added another messages in the tumblr thing ! happy third month <3

10:10 jun loves you!

lee chan (the real fetus) 6 months ago Reply 
cheol don't adopt jieqiong so i can marry her :')
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 6 months ago Reply 
shut up jun im supposed to be angry at you > : (
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 6 months ago Reply 
butilowkeywannamarryyoutoobye

I RLY DONT REMEMBER THAT THIS HAPPENED SHJDFHJSD

Status: “take my virginity”

ok

life is all about testing your limitations

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 37 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 27 seconds ago Reply
ye limitations like hey do you think i can fit an entire hand in my ass

u fool. humans were meant To Test The Limits of certain bodily functions such as this. ofc u can fit a fist up ur ass any daring human can

thats it. fuk u jeon im sending it to u

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 31 seconds ago Reply 
(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰⋃╯

look at what my dotter found jun

IM FUKCIGFNFHF TRIGGERDDNT

u kno sometimes in life u get haters from the oddest of places such as ur own alter ego but that's fine as long as u keep looking forward and facing the future nothing will get u down except maybe waking up at 3am with dead legs

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
also hwan u know me too well

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

hey who thought of that game in the first place they should have known i would use it to my advANTAGE
kwon junhui 2 days ago Reply 

the three of us made it and of course We Knew
jeon wonwoo 2 days ago Reply 

oh i should personally thank the three of you then you guys have somehow managed to produce Quality Entertainment

dhsjfhsjd ure welC but hey fun fact at first the dice was supposed to indicate how nasty ure supposed to be
yeo hwanwoong 2 days ago Reply 

NDJXUWBDHEHDG JUN IF THAT WAS THE CONDITION I HAD TO BE AT LVL 100 BC I ROLLED A 6 HOLY SHIT THANK JESUS FOR OTHER Conditions
jeon wonwoo 2 days ago Reply 

holy shit that would have been nice bc only two couples didn't roll a 6 ehdbdmkfkeld

okay so me and kwonjun came up with two different games today
1) matchmaking - instant paranoia type. A has to pm B a name and B has post whoever they think is the most suitable for the given name regardless of their r/s status or if they're included in the ouc. pretty simple and not rly much. they have to roll the dice if it's reveal or nah.
2) would you rather (weewoo ver.) - now this is pretty much the harder ver of instant dare or dare. you'll be given two options and if you choose one, you'll have to roll the dice to determine your fate.
odd - safe
even - you have to do it

ex.
A: would you rather: give a married person a lapdance or give it to someone you don't really talk to?
B: *chooses*
B: rolls the dice and gets a 2

therefore B has to do what they chose.

im telling you children, afternoon thoughts are dangerous.

some of the boy groups i stan are svt, exo, w1, nct and hoseok

hoseok is a boy group now

wow

fake!cheol got duDEZONED

choi seungcheol [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan 2 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
hannie D :

sup dude-

bro

br0

zhou jieqiong 4 seconds ago Reply
i saw your dare in another rp djjaJshsjshsjNshhs
zhou jieqiong 2 days ago Reply 

the suq my dong one, han
yoon jeonghan 2 days ago Reply 

HOW DID YOU-
PINKEH
zhou jieqiong 2 days ago Reply 

DJDKJSJAKAKS IM SORRY HAN

i liek pinky she's my fav from preteen

zhou jieqiong 22 seconds ago Reply
"pass the bong... and suck my dong."

NO OMFG

kwon junhui [A] 43 seconds ago Reply
lee taeyong 1 second ago Reply 
i mean - if some guy suddenly backhug me and whisper pass the bong suck my dong i'd swerve too LOL

JDSFHJSDHFJDS

bae joohyun ( sh ) [A] 50 seconds ago Reply
AY LA B YUTOO DADDY MWA MWA TSUP TSUP T@N6!N@ W@6 K@N6 M@MBAB@3 PL$ HUHU LABYU BY E smACKS YOUR IPSEUL WITH MINE : D

PR@M!S BAEBY IHK@W L4NG S@P4T

bam: what game are we playin
jun: would you rather modified !!
bam: nAh i dont wanna mod 

HDSJSKJSJSSJSSKSKKKSK ok i think im odme

u see, kwon soonyoung killed me i am Dead i will see you all on the day of the dead next year Good Bye

BIGCH

HIS OWH2LDOK2 
RED HAIR 
KWOJDNEOFJE
YELLS MY UN IN 18383929949202 OCTAVES

ha sungwoon [A] 26 seconds ago Reply 
uto 49 seconds ago Reply 
chu sojung 58 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan 9 seconds ago Reply
park jimin 12 seconds ago Reply
mark tuan 31 seconds ago Reply
my writing is already trash so if you make me write sin? even trashier

jeon wonwoo 5 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 7 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 1 minute ago Reply 
i was reading smth and i guess my hands were in a weird position idk

: ~ )

FUCK OFF

: ~~~~ )

jeon wonwoo 8 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 52 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 12 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 23 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 1 hour ago Reply
ykno jeon i wasnt rly planning to do it but now that jinhwan told me shit im tempted

Bye

im just tempted tho but i wont do it bc ure married

so what if i wasn't married you'd do it ???

probably

thank god im married then

ye thank god i dont hav to touch u

jeon wonwoo 30 seconds ago Reply 
didn't i tell you that like if u ever top it'll be like vanilla and a mixture between awkward and endearing bc you'd prefer to bottom but yea

my 21k everyone ,,

kwon junhui [A] 4 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung 1 second ago Reply 
jimson: big d- determination and devotion! :D
also jimson: i would've liked to power bottom but i never had the chance :(

jeon wonwoo 18 seconds ago Reply 
jiejie slowly but surely making her way through svt members

jeon wonwoo 1 second ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 23 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 2 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 1 second ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 15 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 20 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 11 seconds ago Reply 
yeah shut up im fonder of you than you think : [

how much

i fear that the usage of my meager inadequate words will disgustingly simplify the affection and fondness i carry for you

explain it in kaomoji then

♡(.◜ω◝.)♡ (●´□`)♡（*´▽｀*）(´,,•ω•,,)♡ (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

AAAAAAAAA THATS SO CUTE

i love u shithead (◍•ᴗ•◍)

the kaomoji and the word before that strongly contrast each other but i lov u too <3

oh shit right
its my bday today im
yoon jeonghan 1 day ago Reply 

kwon junhui [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

OH SHIT HAPPY BIRTH BABY SOJ
park jimin 1 day ago Reply 

MAMAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY
im changkyun 1 day ago Reply 

@chu sojung (the lifeguard) !!!!!!
happy birthday to my best friend, chuju bubbie. hi, i know i suck and all but thanks for tolerating me. you're sweet and adorable and honestly the best so i'm gonna be selfish and keep you even though i probably don't deserve you. don't let small things pull you down okay? my baby's gotta be strong and stand back up after things push you down. i know you can do it! i love you very very much ♡♡♡

https://data.whicdn.com/images/247494176/original.gif

every time jeon goes into kaomoji mode im gon call it gaomoji instead
yoon jeonghan 1 day ago Reply 

gaomoji

!!!!!!!!!!
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

gaomoji shit that's cute

kong daniel [ sh ] 20 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui [A] 3 minutes ago Reply
yoon jeonghan 26 seconds ago Reply 
it's been a month after de in mnl-

its only been a month wtf

a month since we accidentally met without knowing who each other was wow

true ;;

its been a month since you guys made me guess which one was jun and which one was wonu
kim taehyung 1 day ago Reply 

and got mad at bibi for introducing herself


"DAPAT PINAHULAAN MO"
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

i still can't believ u thought i was kwonjun tae
kim taehyung 1 day ago Reply 

bcs I thought jun would look cooler than wonu iM SORRY

i cant believe tae thought i was the bigger sinner
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

FUCK OFF ITS BC I DONT LOOK LIKE A SINNER
yoon jeonghan 1 day ago Reply 

kim taehyung 26 seconds ago Reply
bcs when I used to think of jun i saw like this cool black is my wardrobe high ponytail kind of chick not some sHORT CUTIE SAME WITH JIE

yeo hwanwoong 20 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 34 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong 25 seconds ago Reply 
oh right if y'all want to see my ugli. on january 5th to something something i'll be living across moa or idk

yAY URE NEAR US

i'll buy you dq if we do meet

I READ THAT AS DICK DSKJFHDSJFHDSJFHJDS

jeon wonwoo 6 seconds ago Reply 
zhou jieqiong 6 seconds ago Reply
where can you buy a diq i think junhui badly needs one

in victoria court ??? im not sure

jeon wonwoo 14 seconds ago Reply
guys fun fact abt me did u know im asexual

how can we know when your charas are..... hmm HMMM H M M M

kim taehyung 17 seconds ago Reply
I expected wonu to be like sUPER loud but no ofc jun was the loudest

size queen: sees american chuchu
size queen: mhm yum

yeo hwanwoong 11 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 7 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong 21 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong 5 seconds ago Reply 
shove it up your a** jun

I HAVENT EVEN TRIED A FIST YET

want me to help you

ok

sure after the Dare

HSJDFHJSDHFJDS

yoon jeonghan 5 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong 18 seconds ago Reply
i love Chinese Men (e.g. Wen Junhui)

#junky #duhRhgizsta

i feel so soft for myself wtf
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

IM SO CUTE
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

HDSJDJSJDHDJDJFKFK
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

self lov is the best lov fuk this
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

i wanna hug myself and just cuddle myself to sleep
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

stares at self in the mirror ,,,, damn bro u cute
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

what is this. why did i just realize this
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

can i date myself wtf

you're so extra what the [gao voice] hell kwon jun , , ,
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

HDSJDHSJ WHY IS THAT IN GAO VOICE
kim jongin 1 day ago Reply 

KJHDFBKDFJHDF BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS QUESTIONING U ,, , , , it's only appropriate , , , ,,

i woke up remembering this one time a classmate of mine went up to me, poked at my collarbones and said your collarbones are so nice and then did that for like five minutes and i was like oh she's got a collarbone fetish
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

at least she didn't leave a hickey
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

we were in public you don't normally leave hickies on people but you wouldn't know that
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

ofc i wouldn't know that
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

ye u fuckin exhibitionist : [

lemon hyung hello ♡
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

hello jun bby boy
kim namjoon 1 day ago Reply 

did i post that as wonwoo i didnt even notice

jeon wonwoo 38 seconds ago Reply 
hello jun bby boy

SHUT UP DONT CALL ME THAT

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT SHUT UP
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

TOO LATE HOE

@kwon soonyoung IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT HES THE ONE SUCKING JIEJIE ALL OVER
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung JEONS A FUKIN LIAR HES THE ONE WHO MADE ME DO IT I DIDNT WANT IT
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung IT WASNT NECESSARY FOR HIM TO TELL JIEJIE TO MOAN HIS NAME BUT HE DID ANYWAY UR BOYF'S A HOE
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY ???? ASK WHAT BODY WASH SHE USES ??? OFC I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING APPROPRIATE
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung HE DIDNT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE SRSLY IT WASNT NECESSARY HE COULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT
HE'S A HOE DONT FORGET HIS THING WITH HAN AND CHEOL
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung OFC JEONS A GENIUS IN NASTY SHIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO REACT ??? OF COURSE NOT SO I JUST SAID WHAT CAME INTO MIND

ALSO SHUT THE FUCK UP JEON IM NOT A HOE
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung THE FACT THAT THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO HIS MIND WAS TO TELL HIS BEST FRIEND TO MOAN HIS NAME PROVES HE'S A HOE

AND YES YOU ARE KWONJUN LET'S NOT FORGET ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE FLIRTED WITH
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung THATS NOT ENOUGH REASON TO CALL ME A HOE SHUT UP JIE WANTED TO LEAVE HICKIES ON ME ANYWAY I MIGHT AS WELL EMBARRASS HER

ALL THE PEOPLE IVE FLIRTED WITH ???? WHO ?????
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung OK MAYBE THE FACT THAT U F*CKED URSELF WITH A D*LDO IN FRONT OF HAN AND SUCKED CHEOL'S DIQ IS ENOUGH REASON TO CALL U A HOE

MANY peoPLE SHUT UP U HOE
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung FUCK OF JEON I DIDNT SUCK CHEOLS DICK AND FOR HAN I JUST !!! HAD !!! TO !! DO !! IT !!! HE TOLD ME TO OKAY I WAS TOO INTO THE MOOD

LIST THEM ALL DOWN THEN
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU DIDNT SUCK CHEOL'S DICK Y E T AND YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO YOUR DARE LIKE THAT SHUT UP

WAIT IM LAZY ILL DO IT ONE DAY ISTG
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung IM NOT GOING TO DO IT SHUT UP HE'LL NEVER REPLY ANYWAY ALSO I TAKE EVERYHING AS A CHALLENGE OKAY

u and ur lazy ass

jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung U STARTED IT ALREADY. and u kno normally when ppl say they take everything as a challenge they don't mean STICKING A DILDO UP UR ASS IN FRONT OF SOMEONE U CONSIDER AS A MOTHER FIGURE

ye im lazy and im Proud

kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

@kwon soonyoung NO I HAVENT SHUT UP OK. also at that time I DIDNT CONSIDER HAN AS A MOTHER FIGURE IF I DID I WOULDNT EVEN THINK OF DOING IT

we're similar i guess

jeon wonwoo 14 seconds ago Reply
kwonjun is def a hoe last night he said he'd try to power bottom me if i wasn't married : [

KWON JUN EXPLAIN ? ?
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

HE WAS DOUBTING MY ABILITY TO POWER BOTTOM
jeon wonwoo 1 day ago Reply 

BECAUSE YOU CANT POWER BOTTOM U FUCKING SNEKE
kwon junhui 1 day ago Reply 

I CAN U ASS

@kwon soonyoung hoshi, jeon and jun are such messes and they are trying to Incriminate Jun but Listen.

even though jun may have been a big hoe back in the day, he really has changed a lot and h*ck, i'm proud of him. and he honestly is so h*cking in love with you, it's the cutest, most wholesome thing I've ever had the pleasure to not only hype up and support, but witness. he may be ugly, somewhat of a snake, but he's a good one, and he's inexplicably in love with you.

i'm sorry those two dumbos are flooding ur mentions they r so extra fdkhbkjHBFD GOD.

"OK MAYBE THE FACT THAT U F*CKED URSELF WITH A D*LDO IN FRONT OF HAN AND SUCKED CHEOL'S DIQ IS ENOUGH REASON TO CALL U A HOE"

wHAHTUEUFKC

kwon junhui [A] 30 seconds ago Reply
i can already hosh yelling when he sees the shit we tagged him jeon

im excited kinda

@kim namjoon I can just imagine myself taking you in, tongue swirling over the length of you while your nimble fingers brush through my hair, tugging ever so often. I'd be okay, you know? If you buck against me, and I'd probably end up touching myself at the sound of your moans, hyung, especially if you whisper in that sinful voice of yours, "god, baby boy, you're doing so well".

j-just because i want to try power bottoming it doesn't mean t-that i'm not innocent! fight me!

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
100% Degrader 
100% Rigger 
100% Sadist 
95% Master/Mistress 
91% Dominant 
87% Owner 
66% Primal (Hunter) 
58% Switch 
54% Experimentalist 
52% Daddy/Mommy 
47% Vanilla 
43% Voyeur 
37% Rope bunny 
29% Brat 
27% Exhibitionist 
18% Submissive 
11% Non-monogamist 
2% Boy/Girl 
2% Ageplayer 
1% Primal (Prey) 
0% Slave 
0% Degradee 
0% Masochist 
0% Pet

kim namjoon 1 second ago Reply 
jeon wonwoo 1 second ago Reply 
why can we never escape from that top three

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN7uMlJUIAAIg6y.jpg


FUCK I'M WHEEZING

I AM READY TO SEE DADDY

ah, it's nut o'clock

kwon junhui [A] 33 seconds ago Reply
hes a gao chara ofc he has questionable kinks

wow that is completely unnecessary not all gao charas have questionable kinks : [

kim jongin 4 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
kim jongin 13 seconds ago Reply 
when will death finally come and take me i'm Tired.

sorry you don't have a scheduled appointment with me uhhh im free maybe next 2050?

2050??????



TWENTY.

FIFTY.





I HAVE TO WAIT 33 MORE YEARS TO DIE THIS IS A SICK JOKE

mood

chu sojung 17 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung 4 seconds ago Reply 
kwonjun i set up an appointment since the day i was born
When Am I Due

uhhhh forty more years

whY DOES JONGIN GET TO DIE FIRST FUK U

MY SECRETARY DOESNT LET ME CHOOSE THE DATES OK

hAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE CHINESE MAN okay that's all adios
kwon junhui 23 hours ago Reply 

@xu minghao (bunny prince) HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAO HAO BAB I LOV U !!!!!!!!!!!
chu sojung 23 hours ago Reply 

s c re ams oryt minGHAO DAY
ha sungwoon [A] 23 hours ago Reply 

oh ya its minghao day today :DDD
jeon wonwoo 23 hours ago Reply 

@xu minghao (bunny prince) hao bby my chinese bunny happy birthday !! my 21.1k post goes to you and it's not like a Super Special number but hey i Tried. i love you you precious smol cute human bunny hybrid have a great day okay !! enjoy another year of life ?? i guess ¿¿¿¿¿

my friENDs are so out of ourselves earlier ,, we were totally mixing romeo and juliet quotes with another film like
"romeo, oh romeo, let down your hai-"
"waIT SHIT GUYS THATS NOT IT"

m jongin 34 seconds ago Reply 
@ha sungwoon (the fairy) because this place is incredibly wholesome and everyone is so funny and charming and welcoming. the admins care so much about every single one of us, and make fun events for us, small or big. it's just a positive community, and there's simply no way it /wouldn't/ last as long as it has, and it will continue to last. you're all so, so incredibly amazing, it's beyond typed words

why did u do that ;; c ;;
no w i hav e to go c r y ieyrkfuenfohfko

zhou jieqiong 3 seconds ago Reply
it's weewoo (esp shreks) appreciation night every day < 4872839

kim jongin 5 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo 10 seconds ago Reply
i love u guys a lot more than i can explain y'all make me so happy fhdkdkmdmd

park chanyeol 22 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui [A] 4 seconds ago Reply
huGs everyone bc im rly not good w words

park chaeyoung [ h ] 1 minute ago Reply
uk i was once afraid of buttato bcos i always pmed him this that and aft i startyed annoying buttato more buttato was friendlieer and less scarier to me

shsjfhsjfh u werent annoying me thO
park chaeyoung [ h ] 22 hours ago Reply 

no but i mrrv i found u unfriendly i was so scARED I EVEN TOLD KAYTEE
park chaeyoung [ h ] 22 hours ago Reply 

" hey does gian dislike me or is he just awk "
zhou jieqiong 22 hours ago Reply 

jun is the least intimidating person in this planet tho djdjjjdj
park chaeyoung [ h ] 22 hours ago Reply 

buT BACK THEN U WERE SO ITIMIDATING
park chaeyoung [ h ] 22 hours ago Reply 

like when i asked u smth u sounded so mad
park chaeyoung [ h ] 22 hours ago Reply 

so im like nvm iM NV GNA DO THIS AGAIN

"If you were an animal, what would you be?"

Jun: cat

kinky lil-

@zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) @kwon junhui (the tiger) @kim taehyung (harley king) @jung eunbi (pikabi) @jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) @im nayoung (harley queen)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOAeIDFUEAA4FFl.jpg

JEONGCHEOL IN A TRICYCLE BIH-

@kwon junhui (the tiger) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOAKyoZVAAAH-O_.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOAKzPlV4AAngRf.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOAKzgfVwAAYgp3.jpg

"i need your big cock to pound me nice and hard. i'm begging you daddy, p-please. can you do that for your little whore?"

zhou jieqiong 10 seconds ago Reply
WONU AND JINAN'S WALL CONVO DESERVES A GRAMMY

"best fuck of the year"

jeon jinhwan 1 second ago Reply 
wanna know what else is trash

me

park sicheng 11 seconds ago Reply
kim taehyung 55 seconds ago Reply
10:10 jun loves you!

wait this actually made me so happy wtf

i thINK OF SIN at the most Inappropriate time of the day like ?¿ i think of sin when i'm showering, when my teacher is discussing about poems and when we're praying the rosary >:( idk whY i cant think of anything when i have Nothing Else To Do
zhou jieqiong 45 minutes ago Reply 

i h8 bc it's literally
some1: okay shakespeare's liter-
my brain: remember that threesome oneshot u read during seventh grade

ha sungwoon [A] 5 seconds ago Reply
bitch svt's vapp

the user rankings dp 
he a rts eyes
park sicheng 36 minutes ago Reply 

"say the eane!"

two furries flooded nut butter's tags thats Nice

cha eunwoo 42 seconds ago Reply
jinhwan: babe come over
wonwoo: i have practice, later
jinhwan: im stuck in my house and im horny
wonwoo: https://78.media.tumblr.com/36b385a2f56f214bd898860ad8faf221/tumblr_oz0v5iWz7j1rtgpo7o1_500.gif

ok me

@kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) hi gmorning baby or whatever time it is when you read this but i assume it's morning. anyway uh so guess who's getting married today? that's right, it's us dhshks i still can't believe it what the fuck. 
also uh kinda bad news, gonna hit you with it before the sappy stuff so the sappy stuff can make you feel better afterwards if you feel bad but i hope you don't gshdjs ,, apparently im going to church in the province because im all about that #HolyLife and im not sure what time i'll be getting back so : [ i might be late, which sucks and i lowkey feel like a shit fiancé but i swear i will power scream the whole way back home so the traffic won't be that bad rip. anywAY. ill try not to be too late because the last thing i wanna do is make my beautiful b̶r̶i̶d̶e̶ groom wait on our special day : [ sorry again baby i'll make it up to you !! somehow ,, 
anyway sappy stuff yes. i feel like this is gonna get long so maybe i should have put it in like ,, the tumblr or smth but wow im lazy and i wanna get up early for tmrw so we can leave early so yes. anyway. my 20k goes to none other than my extremely soon to be husband, jeon jinhwan. i was gonna make my vows like Long As Fuck but i prolly shouldn't do that so you'll have to deal with this being Long As Fuck instead. wow. you know me and my tendency to write Long Shit so boop you're gonna have to deal with this, as my way of apologizing for my being late (if ever i am late) also the following was supposed to be the start of my vows but people will probably get bored listening to me drone on and on about how much i love you so uh here i guess
i'll be honest, the day i first met you i never in a million years would have thought that we'd end up like this. when i met you i never thought that one day i'd be standing there, holding your hand as i slip that diamond ring onto your finger. because i never expected it, you, us. i'm sure everyone knows that story - the story of you and me, of our endless arguments that soon made way for... well, this. for us. if anyone had told me back then that this small, aggressive twink would slowly drill his way into the mangled remains of muscle that i once called a heart, well. i would have laughed. i would have laughed because i never thought i'd fall for anyone the way i did for you. but i'm glad i did. i'm happy beyond words, beyond belief that you, kim jinhwan, took my heart from right under my nose and gave me happiness that i never thought i'd feel. every day i spend with you is the happiest day of my life, because you give me happiness stronger than any other emotion when you are by my side. and i hope to the high heavens that i give you that same happiness when i am by yours. 
the reason i married you, the reason i slipped that ring onto your finger is because every day with you is special to me, every moment i have with you in my arms is a memory i'll always cherish. but i know that you and i could have more than that. i dont want to be just one person dating another person. after all, they say that in marriage you become one, or something like that. and i want to become one with you. you complete me, you make me whole and complete and despite your protests of my perfection, i disagree. i disagree because you and i are perfection, together. we are perfect together. and i want to be perfect together with you, for as long as i can. they say there's no forever but im willing to believe in one with you, the love of my life. 
i love you. and i know that no matter how many times i tell you, no matter how many times i try to describe the way you make my heart literally soar, it's never going to be enough. my love for you is impossible to describe with just words alone, so im hoping that actions will do it to. i hope that by marrying you, you'll know exactly how much you mean to me, how much i love you, how much i'm willing to do absolutely anything for the one man that's stolen my heart and made it his. i hope that my future with you, be it with a shit ton of dogs and cats or those twins we talked about, i hope that all the time i spend with you in that future of ours is enough to let you know how much i love you. and if it isn't, then im going to spend the rest of my life showing you, because after all, you're stuck with me. 
ill be honest with you im kinda high right now so i have no idea what the fuck i said and im too distracted to proofread. but just because i have no memory of the things i say doesn't make the meaning any less true. i may be high but my feelings for you are always the same, whether i be high, drunk, or stone cold sober. so jeon jinhwan, im going to stop here because i feel like i could just keep going and i probably shouldn't because this is prolly already long as fuck but anyway. 
i love you. thank you for doing this - for agreeing to marry this big dumb idiot, your big dumb idiot. i'll see you later, jeon jinhwan. i love you more than anything else baby

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 20 seconds ago Reply
Wonwoo tends to Eunwoo's wounds.

Eunwoo bashes Wonwoo's head in with a mace.

ungrateful being

IM CRYIN

gao alts and amigays merdering each other

"Junhui scares Jinhwan off."

D:

Night 5
Chan and Eunha hold hands.

Jinhwan thinks about winning.

Junhui defeats Jieqiong in a fight, but spares her life.
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

junjie is real bthic

Day 6
Eunha chases Chan.

Jinhwan tries to spear fish with a trident.

Junhui strangles Jieqiong with a rope.
zhou jieqiong 5 days ago Reply 

SO HE DID K*LL ME

"Chan and Eunha hold hands"

"Eunha chases Chan."

@kwon junhui (the tiger) Junhui defeats Jieqiong in a fight, but spares her life.

Junhui strangles Jieqiong with a rope.

i cant believe u

Junhui questions his sanity.

He Better
lee jihoon 5 days ago Reply 

Junhui questions his sanity.

this is probably on hourly basis

Day 7
Junhui begs for Jinhwan to kill him. He refuses, keeping Junhui alive.

Chan kills Eunha with a sickle.
lee jihoon 5 days ago Reply 

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 10 seconds ago Reply
CHAN IM

CHAN VS JUN VS JINAN

Night 7
Junhui begs for Chan to kill him. He refuses, keeping Junhui alive.

Jinhwan sees a fire, but stays hidden.
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

JUN KEEPS BEGGING TO DIE IM LAUGHING

Night 8
Chan and Junhui hold hands.

Jinhwan quietly hums.
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

SOONCHAN ALTS INVENTED HOLDING HANDS

"kiLL ME"

"nO nEver"

"okay let's hold hands"

Day 9
Junhui begs for Chan to kill him. He refuses, keeping Junhui alive.

Jinhwan dies from hypothermia.
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

WHAT THE FUFCK
jeon jinhwan 5 days ago Reply 

goODBYE WORLd
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

soonchan usernim wins nevertheless
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

waiT FOR IT JUN IS GONNA KILL CHAN

Night 9
Chan bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

wHAT THE FDUFCK
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

WHAT KIND OF PLOT TWIST IS THIS KDJKDJF
park sicheng 5 days ago Reply 

juNK WINS IM CRYING
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

The Winner
The winner is Junhui from District 1!
kang kyungwon 5 days ago Reply 

jun: pLEASE K*LL ME IM BEGGING
also jun: wins

hallowee
zhou jieqiong 1 week ago Reply 

haPPY HALLOWEE

HALLOWEE WILLY

p ASS THE HALLOWEED

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 1 second ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 2 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 18 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 9 seconds ago Reply 
then who wants to be the game master for the beta of seven couples in heaven :D

me : D

anyone except you ofc :D

me : D

cute but you're not married :D

noh hyojung (llamacy) 3 seconds ago Reply 
choi seungcheol (the policeman) [A] 4 seconds ago Reply
crASHES IN AND HOLDS UP MY GUN WHO HAS THE WEED

MEEEEE

PUT YOUR HANDS UP
AND WAVE THEM AROUND

jung haerim (the witcheu) 33 seconds ago Reply
arrest me fake! cheol pops!!!!

hand cuFf Me TT dadDY

OKAY I NEED TO DEVOUR THIS CHICKEN
noh hyojung 1 week ago Reply 

JKSJDSK I READ THAT AS I NEED TO DEVOUR THIS CHILDREN I SCERAMED AND ALMOST RAN AWAY

seo sunghyuk (flower crown boy) 26 seconds ago Reply
bites lucy's arm

:o am i Tasty
seo sunghyuk 1 week ago Reply 

you taste like llama
seo sunghyuk 1 week ago Reply 

lots of fur blech

park sicheng (sinderella) 4 seconds ago Reply
i was on insta and this guy was in the sewer as pennywise

"yOu want sum pen¡s enlargement pills??"

@ jeon
zhou jieqiong 1 week ago Reply 

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 12 seconds ago Reply
my man'S DIQ IS HUGE S TFU

it's too early for april fools

lee seunghoon (the rocker) ( sh ) 2 seconds ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 13 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 5 seconds ago Reply
sdfsjgfjh daDDY

why are u saying wonu's name -

leE JINHWAN ISTG

bUT HE IS D: wE haVE KIDS DAD

lee seunghoon (the rocker) ( sh ) 20 seconds ago Reply
sunghyuk is a precious bean i wanna adopt him

p,,, papa?
lee seunghoon ( sh ) 1 week ago Reply 

a dopts baby sunghyuk who is now my precious sunfloweR

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 25 seconds ago Reply
wait wait wAIT BACK THE FUC UP
KWONJUN IS MY GRANDSON ??????? im

yes : D
one of the very first !!

@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
i need a daddy

ya kno what to do

by daddy i meant Father Lord God Heavenly King

punky 
you already
have hyunbin
he's daddy enough

cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 53 seconds ago Reply
he goes by the name pancake daddy
but what if i'm the real daddy -

, , , ,,, no comment

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 46 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 12 seconds ago Reply 
smTH WITHIN EUNWOO HAS AWOKEN I CANNOTSTOP IT

his sneke side is coming out

i'm a bit skerrd

me at 11:59: puMPkiNS, ghosTS AND everything scA-
12:00: mERRY CHRISTMAS

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 21 minutes ago Reply
@kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 9 seconds ago Reply 
why am i suddenly inspired to write sin, , ,, , ,

shes ready

me too

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 38 seconds ago Reply
lim sungjin (the titan) 1 second ago Reply 
kang chanhee (kiminnie mouse) 1 second ago Reply 
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 1 second ago Reply 
park sicheng (sinderella) 1 second ago Reply 
lee sunghwa (the pimp) 43 seconds ago Reply
i want to sin.

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 42 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 31 seconds ago Reply 
hey what's a nice horror movie :o

ur fec :o

h o vers over block

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 4 minutes ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 14 seconds ago Reply 
THIS FAMILY TREE IS A MESS

kim dabin (the biker girl) [ h ] 29 seconds ago Reply
kim taehyung (harley king) 1 minute ago Reply
l iFTS BABY SIS TO A LION KING POSE

r oARS LIKE A LION AND FLAILS ARMS

aPPRECIATE MY PRECIOUS SIS PLS I MEAN LOOK AT HER- SUCH ELEGANCE, VERY GRACE

park sicheng (sinderella) 3 seconds ago Reply 
dabiN IS MY CHILD NANI THE FUCC

and so the mess begins

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 16 seconds ago Reply
w¡nw¡n's my graNdDAD Whe eezSs

call me grandpapi

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 19 seconds ago Reply
jeon jungkook (spiderman) ( sh ) 9 seconds ago Reply 
what a Mess

jesus crust with a croissant this ain’t a family tree
this is a family tumbleweed bcs we’re going around in circles-

lee chAN WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS AND SIBLINGS AND KIDDOS
lee chan 1 week ago Reply 

iM JEONGHAN HYUNG'S BABY !! CRIA DO WE HAVE KIDS
park sicheng 1 week ago Reply 

chAN JUST FVCKED UP THE FAMILY TREE IM IN TEARS

is suddenLy trapped in a box
kwon junhui 1 week ago Reply 

knoCKS ON THE INVISIBLE BO X
lee dawon [ sh ] 1 week ago Reply 

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
lee dawon (the mime) 20 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
lee dawon (the mime) 8 seconds ago Reply 
mimeS a fright 
W H y u knock on mi box 

I’m sp00k

(งಠ_ಠ)ง kNOCKS LOUDER

\(⊙▃⊙) / OH NO

(っಠ‿ಠ)っ pushes the box

(x°x)

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 33 seconds ago Reply 
pomf

kyaa oniichan (*ﾉωﾉ)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
choi sungyoon (the baseball player) 14 seconds ago Reply 
I'm so glad I'm excluded from this family conversation

hello jies dog

fuq i forgot

WAIT IM CRYING
EVERYONE IS CONNECTED SOMEHOW
AND SOJUNG IS JUST 
THERE

seo sunghyuk (flower crown boy) 7 seconds ago Reply
seunghoon hyung adopted me!

NANI THE FUCC I WANT TO GO DIE

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply 
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 2 seconds ago Reply
wee woo halloween party : a day of Revelations

a true horror

kim dabin (the biker girl) [ h ] 24 seconds ago Reply
i’m not even surprised if someone ends up with their grandchild-

wee woo: incest at its finest

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 16 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 3 seconds ago Reply 
park chorong (the sexy rabbit) 1 second ago Reply
jung haerim (the witcheu) 1 minute ago Reply
kim sookyung (someone’s rich auntie) 1 minute ago Reply
not a family tree 
this is a family forest

I, CHA EUNWOO, AM LOOKING FOR PARENTS*

*daddy position filled by lee seokmin

somi is the type of kid who'd flush their fish down the toilet just like that chick from nemo

kong sungwoo (stanley ipkiss) [A] 17 seconds ago Reply
i think eunha is my sister
and thats the only sibling i have

welcome 
you now have 282276272 other siblings

do i adopt j¡e
odd for yes fuck
even for yes fuck no
yeo hwanwoong 1 week ago Reply 

* rolls dice * gets a 5
yeo hwanwoong 1 week ago Reply 

GSHXHWHDHUSYXYEYDBSBEHD

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 3 seconds ago Reply
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 1 second ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 10 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 14 seconds ago Reply
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 6 seconds ago Reply 
that's not the only time you'll choke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

o my god eunwoo

yes : - )

are u drunk

on syrup

pancake's syrup ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OK HI I ADOPT JIE THAT $¡NNER
zhou jieqiong 1 week ago Reply 

I DONT WANT DONGHAN TO BE MY PARENT OH NO
yeo hwanwoong 1 week ago Reply 

IEMDBWBXHEHDBIM PISSING MYSELF DONT U DISRESPEK UR FATHE RJIE

hi i am daniel. i have a husband. i am good at spinning. i can be a fidget spinner. i can rap. i can sing. i can dance. and i fucking kiss like a champion. hi. so i need parents. adopt me please.

whAT DO YOU CALL A JINHWAN THAT SPINS




A MIDGET SPINNER

@kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) hi baby i rolled the dice and we are so unfortunate to have j¡e as a daughter

jks shegood but yeah hi u a dad

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 13 seconds ago Reply 
"we are so unfortunate to have j¡e as a daughter"

im finding a new daddy Bye

hey wanna go sugar daddy hunting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wait lemme get your box of sin

HSJDFHKJSDHFKSD

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 10 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 50 seconds ago Reply
jie what do we need my box of sin for

for props ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

are we gon be waving dildos around while watching rich men pass by

uh h maybe  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i don't have parents : ]
jeon jinhwan 1 week ago Reply 

hyUnbiN i'LL ADOPT YOU : D
kwon hyunbin ( sh ) 1 week ago Reply 

jinhwan ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jeon jinhwan 1 week ago Reply 

hyunbin i'm a great papa D:

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 52 seconds ago Reply
i dont hav fatherly instincts lik yall sry

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 16 seconds ago Reply
takada kenta 19 seconds ago Reply 
i know i am new but adopt me please
shot

HI IM ADOPTING YOU

YOU WERE SAYING -

jun, 49 seconds ago : i dont hav fatherly instincts lik yall sry
jun, 1 sec ago : HI IM ADOPTING YOU

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 1 second ago Reply 
NO ONE RAPED ME DAN WHAT THE SHIT

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 1 second ago Reply
kong daniel (apeach) 8 seconds ago Reply
oK SOMEONE RAPED DONGHAN IN HIS DP-

i did

nvm i stand corrected

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply
baby did you adopt anyone without my knowledge too

yeah youre my daddy now
jeon wonwoo 1 week ago Reply 

KWONJUN GET OUT

park sicheng (sinderella) 6 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 21 seconds ago Reply
donghan daddy :3

the world is ending now

park sicheng (sinderella) 46 seconds ago Reply
jUNK DID YOU ADOPT KENTA BOI

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 48 seconds ago Reply
KENTA MY SON

god my popularity.
YES PAPA

kong daniel (apeach) 14 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
takada kenta 42 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
son

u hav a father
i think im the mom

u have crushed my bad milf dreams papa - i mean momma
WHO IS PAPA

ur papa ,, is hosh
and wdym bad milf D :

its a channel in pornhub junhui

oH DDSHFJSDHFJSDHFJ

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 19 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 53 seconds ago Reply
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 10 seconds ago Reply 
i was playing with the straw and it flew outta my mouth D :

get smth else to suck on instead : ]

jun what th

im pure i Swear i was just telling him to get another straW

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 18 seconds ago Reply
jeon somi (peter pan) ( sh ) 44 seconds ago Reply
"trick or trea-"
"cAn yOU bE MY C HILD"

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 7 seconds ago Reply
kong daniel (apeach) 16 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
takada kenta 3 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 17 seconds ago Reply
i shouldnt hav googled bad milf

MOMMA ITS A BEAUTIFUL HOBBY

son i

told you you'd regret it junhui

the only regret i hav is living

i love papa

HA JUN PAPA IS FATHE R GOALS

6666th post is to all of weewoo fam
since its halloween today so i decided to dedicate my 6666 to each and every one of you beautiful souls (jisung: tho they still need some prayers) 
im happy to have be around u guys
u guys always feel like home u v u ♡

i love weewoo and happy halloween everybody :D

brEATHE PEOPLE
THIS IS A WEEDING NOT A PUKE FEST
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

doWns the watEr like alcohOL
chu sojung 4 days ago Reply 

shriEKS
JINHWAN NO GETTING DRUNK BEFORE THE CEREMONY
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

im not gonna puke i might Die like in the middle of saying my vows but im not gonna PUKE

kwoNJUN DO YOUR BM DUTIES WYD

jinhwan pls take wonwoo already we're sick of him jk congrats you two

im changkyun 3 seconds ago Reply
slips out

park bogum 9 seconds ago Reply
slips in

woAH THIS TIMING IM SO SHOOKT HOLY SHEIWT

s LAPS EVERYONES ASS WITH MY HAND FAN

ON YOUR PLACES PEOPLE WE'VE WAITED A WHOLE WEEK FOR THIS
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

I CAN VISUALLY IMAGINE ROA SLAPPING EVERYONE WOTH THE FAN
IM CRYING

私はここにいます!!

kwonjun hold my hand i need a stress baLL
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

holds jeons hand now doNT PASS OUT
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

SQUEEZES KWONJUN'S HAND I SEE DEATH. I SEE THE LIGHT IT IS NEAR IT'S COME TO TAKE ME THIS IS THE END
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

IM DEATH JEON WYS. DONT PASS OUT HSJFHSHDSBD NO
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

kwonjun have u finally come to take my soul after 21 years bc if so then thank u
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

jeon we've talked abt this iM NOT TAKING UR SOUL

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 37 seconds ago Reply
kim namjoon (gudetama) 2 seconds ago Reply 
it's hard to be nice to wonwoo

wow. the best man everyone

i still think kaZoo kiD trap remiX would've been the beST BGM MUSIC

@jung hoseok (the hitman) chu sojung (the lifeguard) 21 seconds ago Reply
joKES ON YOU IM NEVER GETTING MARRIED

prove her wrong one day ok

私はとても緊張している!!!

seo seunghee (the handsome dj's wife) [ h ] 10 seconds ago Reply
jung haerim (the witcheu) 25 seconds ago Reply
roa's like this aunt who's more nervous than everyone else in the wedding im
kim minkyung 4 days ago Reply 

what nervous haHAHAhahAHahAh iM PrFeCtLY cALM

wait do i walk alone?
lee chan 4 days ago Reply 

hae i can walk with you for the meantime if you want : D
jung haerim 4 days ago Reply 

fastwalks to leechan and holds unto his arm. i love you, little guy
lee chan 4 days ago Reply 

walks down the aisle with hae yay i love you too !!
jung haerim 4 days ago Reply 

walks down the aisle with chan. thank you chan chan

cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 14 seconds ago Reply
bridaLS CARRIES PANCAKE DADDY AND WALKs down the aisle

well ok if that's how u wanna do it

didn't think that my wedding would reveal the Real Top in eunwoo and seokmin's r/s

lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 13 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 7 seconds ago Reply
eunwoo being able to carry the massive thighs-

i lov my stronk man

welcome to subventeen

sh rieks kwonJUN
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

eEK BABY WAIT WHAT
chu sojung 4 days ago Reply 

c lings to kwonjun's arm sksjfhhd leT'S GO

park sicheng (sinderella) 5 seconds ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 12 seconds ago Reply
who needs a date when you can be fabulous all by yourself

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 15 seconds ago Reply
hdjshfsjfh waLKS DOWN THE AISLE W BABY

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 14 seconds ago Reply
drags kwonjun down the aisle

two types of people

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 5 seconds ago Reply
we're all panicking and baby is just there taking care of everyone wow bo$$

that's my super lola

BEARS STAY TF AWAY
yeo hwanwoong 4 days ago Reply 

j¡e watch your mouth u child
zhou jieqiong 4 days ago Reply 

tf means truckfire,, daddy

tHERE ARE BEARS HERE ????
zhou jieqiong 4 days ago Reply 

BEARS STAY TF AWAY
mark lee ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

iM A BEAR
seo seunghee [ h ] 4 days ago Reply 

the bears are back omg
moon byulyi 4 days ago Reply 

BEARS 
cute
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

roARS AT THE BEARS

btchi yes :D snatcheS a basket of flowers, cartwheeling my way to the aisle and throws flower petals everywhere \ o /

h overboards down the aisle bc i'm a dreamie

hEY WEEWOO
With 998167 posts

"you may now dab with the bride."

d*ddy dumbledorable ♡ 1 second ago Reply
did the parents walk already--

yeh prob walked away from the Church

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 8 seconds ago Reply 
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 2 seconds ago Reply
are the wedding souvenirs still frozen lube in small wineglasses

no, prob cupcakes from their baking

made with homemade milk !

biological human milk !

jung haerim (the witcheu) 17 seconds ago Reply 
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 9 seconds ago Reply
i can t believe weewoo's horniest couple is finally gonna get marRIED WTH IM NOT CYRIGN

wait ok so do i walk down the aisle or am i alr at the altar how do these things work i
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

ure alr at the altar i
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

b reathes ok im sorry i was confused i was so ready to naruto run down the aisle for a second
kwon junhui 4 days ago Reply 

JEON U DONT DO THAT AT WEDDINGS DJSJDSJFHDK
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

ITS MY WEDDING I DO WHAT I WANT

squeezes papa's hand gently and bites down on my lower lip
lee seunghoon ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

with my hand clasping jinanie's tightly, i walk him down the aisle with a slow pace so he doesnt trip or anything
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

stares down at the ground to watch where i'm going before glancing over at my papa nervously
lee seunghoon ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

g ives jinanie's hand another squeeze as i shoot him a reassuring smile, still walking down the aisle slowly but eventually reaches the altar
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

casually trips and holds onto wonu's shoulder for support.
oh hi. i fell for you.
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

takes jinan's hand, chuckling fondly and whispering. i knew you'd do that.

flashes a toothy grin, muttering under my breath. you know me too well baby
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

of course i do, we're getting married after all. gently guides jinan until he's standing next to me, looking him up and down with the brightest smile i can possibly muster. you look gorgeous baby
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

looks away out of embarrassment, the tips of my ears and cheeks turning red. you look so handsome baby, i can't believe this is finally happening.
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

chuckles fondly, reaching to brush a stray strand of hair out of jinan's face. it really is, isn't it? i hope i didnt make you wait too long, baby.
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

gazes at wonu from beneath my eyelashes, giving his hand a gentle squeeze. you know i'd wait for you forever baby.

leans over to give jinan a quick, discreet forehead kiss, mumbling softly. i know you would. but i never want to make you wait like that ever again.
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

nibbles down on my lower lip, slightly tilting my head to side. is that a promise, baby? if you break it, i'll be smad!
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

squeezes jinan's hand in mine, offering him a reassuring smile. it's a promise. one of the many, many things i promise you.

jung eunbi (pikabi) 13 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 17 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 8 seconds ago Reply 
oh god if i get married i dont want it be this crazy

noted

if you dont want a crazy wedding then be like the moon couple

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 26 seconds ago Reply 
when will a blumpkin get married im curious

soon

/raises a brow until it reaches my hairline

"raises a brow until it reaches my hairline"

IM DED BYE

Welcome, family, friends and loved ones. We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Jinhwan and Wonwoo. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Jinhwan and Wonwoo to start their married life together surrounded by the people dearest and most important to them.

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 1 minute ago Reply
ok my fondness level for jie hit lvl 200

hng g g i lo VE YOU DADDY

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 13 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 25 seconds ago Reply
we havE A NORMAL PRIEST

not. like u

daddy, , , why dont u support my holy dreams :(

i cant believe my parents are abadoning me after three days
issok it was fun iGuess

So welcome to one and all, who have traveled from near and far. Wonwoo and Jinhwan thank you for your presence here today, and now ask for your blessing, encouragement, and lifelong support, for their decision to be married.

park sicheng (sinderella) 20 seconds ago Reply
senDS OUT A DRONE TO RECORD FROM THE TOp

i bet jinan looks like a dot there

kang chanhee (kiminnie mouse) 1 second ago Reply 
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 1 second ago Reply 
park sicheng (sinderella) 1 second ago Reply 
baCKHANDS WONU WITH THE POWER OF AMIGAys

Marriage is perhaps the greatest and most challenging adventure of human relationships. No ceremony can create your marriage; only you can do that – through love and patience; through dedication and perseverance; through talking and listening, helping and supporting and believing in each other; through tenderness and laughter; through learning to forgive, learning to appreciate your differences, and by learning to make the important things matter, and to let go of the rest.

Two people in love do not live in isolation. Their love is a source of strength with which they may nourish not only each other but also the world around them. And in turn, we, their community of friends and family, have a responsibility to this couple. By our steadfast care, respect, and love, we can support their marriage and the new family they are creating today.

this dumbledadDDY ISNT GIGGLING

I MP OS TER

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 20 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 26 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 12 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 49 seconds ago Reply
remind me not to get jie as the priest for my wedding

not like im willing anyways

thANKS ure gon be moh anyway

when are you even gonna get married : [

uhHHHHH idk

yELLS i don't know how to speak in front of a crowd pls forgive me if most of this is just gonna be unintelligible screeches.
ok so first of all, did you two know that i was completely unaware that you two were becoming a thing even though everyone was screaming about it yeah i was that dumb. cue to you two being hella tsun homos ! you two used to be so cute with all that teasing and who's gonna kiss who thing but I Should Have Known. i should have known that you two were gonna be the nastiest couple in town and now look its not just cock rings that you're gon be wearing you'll have actual rings to wear on your fingers now toO wow that's so amazing. i remember jeon asking me when he should propose and i actually thought that jinhwan was gonna propose first for some reason but now we're he r e so yay??
oh my gof i'm so happy for you two and i won't even hope that you'll have a peaceful married life because i know that it wo n 't. anyways congrATULATIONS hot korean camboy jeon wonu and top ! jinhwan xD hav a nice fuk in ur honeymoon ok pics or it didn't happen (read: give me receipts)

is it too late to remove kwonjun from the best man position

waiT IM CLOSE TO CRYING
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

siCHENG'S ONE IS NOT EVEN A SPEECH IM CRYING EVEN MORE

/claps for kwonjun

tearjerking speech

firsT I SHALL PERFORM A LOVELY POEM
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

cleaRS THROAT
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

fiXES SLEEVE
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

AHEM GET READY
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

AND A ONE
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

AND A TWO
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

AND A - I NEED WATER
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

WAIT NO I'M FINE
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

READY

HIS NAME IS JINHWAN 
AND HE'S A TWINK
HE LIKES TO HAVE SEX 
ON THE KITCHEN SINK
WITH HIS CAMBOY WONU 
WHO HAS A KINK
FOR LITTLE BOYS 
WHO LIKE THE COLOUR PINK

MAKE BABIES
GET Rekt xD

stuMbLes baCk in
i'm noT doNe

WHY DO WE MAKE WINWIN DO THE SPEECHES
kim taehyung 4 days ago Reply 

MOTHER I'M DISOWNING YOU

2 + 2 IS 4 MINUS 1 
THAT'S 3 QUICK MATHS
MANS NOT HOT
WHEN JINAN SEES WONU
HIS HEART DOES A TING
AND HE SUCC DAT DINGALING
THE TING GOES SKRRRRAHHH
PAP PAP KA KA KA
SKIDIKI PAP PAP 
AND A PU PU PUDRRR BOOM
SKYA DU DU KU KU DUN DUN
POOM POOM
HAVE AN EGGCELENT DAY....S
I LOVE YOU TWO, MI AMIGAYS

d r ops mi c
mc spicy dong rapper is back bAby

park chorong (the sexy rabbit) 1 second ago Reply 
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply
seo seunghee (the handsome dj's wife) [ h ] 26 seconds ago Reply
c laps and wipes tears
that was beautiful.

daBs
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

dAb chAin
park sicheng 4 days ago Reply 

dAbs
yeo hwanwoong 4 days ago Reply 

dAbs with jun
cha eunwoo 4 days ago Reply 

dAbs
kang chanhee 4 days ago Reply 

dabS
lim sungjin 4 days ago Reply 

DAbs
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

DA B S
seo sunghyuk 4 days ago Reply 

da bs?
yeo changgu [ h ] 4 days ago Reply 

d abs
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

dABS
kim donghan 4 days ago Reply 

DAB S
kim namjoon 4 days ago Reply 

D abs
park woojin 4 days ago Reply 

stands and dab s ???

baby you're stuck with this - f o r ever wh e e zes
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

gshsjdnx it's ok baby i cant breathe from laughter but being stuck with this means being stuck with you and I'm beyond happy to do that dhdjdjdj

Will you who are present here today, surround Wonwoo and Jinhwan in love, offering them the joys of your friendship, and supporting them in their marriage?
Response: We will

DOGHAN
kim donghan 4 days ago Reply 

NO CHAN
yeo hwanwoong 4 days ago Reply 

smacks lee chan and hisses- stoP tHat

What this ceremony can do is to witness and affirm the choice you make to stand together as lifemates and partners.

Do you, Jeon Wonwoo, take this man to be your wedded husband?
jeon wonwoo 4 days ago Reply 

HELL YEAH I DO

Do you, Kim Jinhwan, take this man to be your wedded husband?
jeon jinhwan 4 days ago Reply 

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzbHK4-S6vBSmxm0HzQgLJ7SqLQnS_MKzr67eM664HmwJhhSIVbQ

I MEAN I DO

We've come to the point of your ceremony where you're going to say your vows to one another. But before you do that, I ask you to remember that love – which is rooted in faith, trust, and acceptance - will be the foundation of an abiding and deepening relationship. No other ties are more tender no other vows more sacred than those you now assume.

May I have the rings, please?
mark lee ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

w addles to the couple holding the pillow that has the rings on them

If you are able to keep the vows you take here today, not because of any religious or civic law, but out of a desire to love and be loved by another person fully, without limitation, then your life will have joy and the home you establish will be a place in which you both will find the direction of your growth, your freedom, and your responsibility.

/read the vows you have written for each other as you wear the rings to each other's fingers/