Hello everyone, today I’m going to describe my idea for an invention. It will change the way of human transportation forever.

My invention is called  the Toileportation device. It has a large touch screen board that contains the world map. First, you click on a particular place you want to travel to and the traveling price will pop out. Once you paid for it, sit on your toilet seat and click the Teleport button. This will teleport you to a public toilet in the area where you chose. When you feel like returning, simply go back to the public toilet you came from and flush yourself into a toilet seat.

This machine absorbs carbon dioxide and changes it into cool air. It also converts dirty water into clean water that changes to cool air. The device has an artificial intelligence machine. When it detects that there is not enough light and wind, it will move to another place itself. The temperature can be adjusted according to the weather. It will adjust the temperature according to the atmosphere. You don’t need a remote control to switch on and off. 

To sum up, I think people will like my idea. It is good for those who live in hot countries like Malaysia and Singapore. 

Therefore, I had invented a very useful tool, for that I mean destructive weapon against bees. This invention is called the ByeByeBees, a robot that you can control with a remote controller. 

ByeByeBees is powered by batteries and it is armed with a flamethrower that shoots out fire to burn all the gigantic bee hives. After burning the hives, it releases electricity to shock all the bees that fly by and kill them. Humans will not have to go and destroy the hives and they won’t be injured. It is only used in emergencies. 

This invention is very useful and so please vote for me. Thank you.

(no bees were harmed during the speech)

  The cells will be multiplied infinitely and it will be able to make food without having to kill animals. The food produced by this machine will be sold to butchers and supermarkets so these foods can be sold all around the world. With this invention, we can end poultry and pastoral farming. With this factory, people wouldn’t have to starve anymore and everyone would be able to eat happily for the rest of their lives. With enough food produced at a lower price, they wouldn’t need to worry about their finances.

 

 Don’t worry, Elon Musk has the money in his wallet. This masterpiece will come true soon. 

This machine will make your life easier for people who are too busy to buy food or for those that don’t cook. Not going out could also save your energy and fuel needed to power your car or vehicle.

This machine also comes with a free treadmill to work out with so that people don't over eat and get fat. 

This product comes at an exorbitant price of $18,000 because it is technically free food. Usually this price point is targeted towards the average and high income earners.