King Jasper Nigel Oswald Oscar Bartholemew Archerbald Garfield Baxter Charles Boris Fergus Damian Gregory Boof of Upshore's Blog by Jasper Boof

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Hi everyone! I have a friend from the neighboring kingdom called Luke. In his kingdom the royal family has recently died out and there is an election for king/queen. Luke is running for king and would love some support. Below is the link to his blog where there will be more info posted

Blog link: https://padlet.com/BoopBoopLuke/lukes
#goluke

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

A new island has been discovered off the coast of Bogland. It is inhabited by strange beings that call themselves "dohggs" we call the island, Lakeholme. They follow the same system of governing as us, their king is called Morris and the heir is Scout, he and I have become very good friends. The "dohggs" have agreed to our terms and are now forming the 8th country

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

There shall soon be a Princess of Upshore!! I am getting married to a beautiful jumper/lady I just met: Bluedabadedabudai. She and I are planning on getting married on the 5th of November at 5:30 pm (yes, in 3 days!) at the Waterhill Cathedral. Luke will be my best man. Feel free to attend as it is a public event and I would love for everyone to experience it
#royalwedding

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

One day to go! Getting some pre-wedding jitters! Bought my tux from Outshore for Men this morning!

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

I'm getting married today guys! Remember, 5:30 PM at the Waterhill Cathedral. This is the address if you don't know where it is: 18 Riverjaye Avenue, Upshore, Seafare. *scared noises*

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Awesome news everyone! Luke, or should I say King Luke has won the election! Also, me being the oldest sibling, I get to attend the coronation. Also Dad said that next year when I turn 2 I will be able to take the throne!
#goluke_paid_off

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Hey everyone! Luke's getting coronated this afternoon! Super excited. Dad says next year I'll get to be king as well! Looking foreward to ruling by your side buddy!

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Luke's coronation was amazing! It was better than any other coronation I've ever seen and believe me when I say I've been to a lot of coronations!

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Being a prince I naturally have to model things. Here is an early release photo from my latest shoot with Outshore for Men! All the pictures will appear in the Outshore for Men magazine.
#outshoreformen

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Upshore has a flag! The flag is displayed below. All the other countries are working on their flags too.

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Seafare-is split up into 8 different countries, Upshore, Riverside, Leftbank, Oceanrise, Bogland, Smallcreeks, Lakeholme and New Bogland. Upshore is my country. Each country has a monarchy (king and queen). My family, the long line of Boofs, has been the royal family of Upshore since 1873 when my great-great-great-great grandfather Oswald Boof (fun fact: all my names are the names of my ancestors) won a fight against King Geoffrey the Feared. There are different animals inhabiting each country, Upshore: Cats, Riverside: Horses, Leftbank: Foxes, Smallcreeks: Birds, Oceanrise: Turtles, Bogland: Lizards, New Bogland. Everything and Lakeholme: "Dohggs". Below is a map.

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Guys! I just graduated UNC!

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Here is my updated resumé since I have graduated

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Thank you everyone who has supported me in the last 2 years of my life. All the work of the amazing behind the scenes people has paid off. Today my father, Baxter, handed the crown of Upshore over to me. It was the most surreal thing I have ever experienced. Special thanks to Loki, who kept a cool head throughout the day even though I’m sure it was difficult for him. I am also extremely happy to announce that Dublin’s boyfriend, Boston, proposed today at the feast. Looking forward to the wedding guys! Love you all, you’re all amazing❤️

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Hi everyone! Happy Febuary! Yesterday was my first officaial day as king, it was quite fun although I'm not quite used to hearing my father being addressed as "Prince Baxter". I'm even less used to being addressed as king. It's all gone so fast but we're all settling into our new routines quite quickly. Dublin and Boston and getting married on Wednesday the 19th at the Waterhill Cathedral on 18 Riverjaye avenue

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Now that I am king my mother has decided to move into a retirement home in the human world. My father has decided to stay in Upshore with me and my siblings until he feels happy that we can look after the kingdom. Whilst we all support her decision, we will all miss her.

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Sadly I must announce I have divorced my wife Bluebabadedabadai. Fortunately we are still good friends, but that's all it will ever be

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

I have been invited to a conference with the Vice-Councillor of Nigeria. As I have busy schedule I am going to send my secretary, Chloe. They will discuss trading between the two countries. I am very excited for this oppourtunity

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Good news everyone! Once again Upshore will have a queen! My secretary's sister's friend, Lexi. She has two children, Squeaky and Willow and I am proud to call them my children. Yes, that's right, Lexi and I got married. It was a low profile event, no media. Happy Valentines Day everyone!❤️

jasperboof — 2020-03-11 11:18:23 UTC

Congrats to Dublin and Boston! I hope you guys had an amazing day I'm so sorry I couldn't make it!

jasperboof — 2020-04-01 00:07:57 UTC

Hey everyone, hope you're all staying in quarantine. I hope this is all over soon and stay safe. Upshore is starting up a fund for the poor people that are unemployed. ❤️

vivi_Lexi — 2020-04-23 02:14:18 UTC

Dear Jasper,
Looking good! Don't worry, the children are safe. I love this photo you sent me, so I'm sharing it with the blog! <3
Stay safe and happy!

jasperboof — 2020-05-08 00:08:39 UTC

I'm 2. I'm old. I am not having a good day. I do not like quarantine. Let's go kill China.
Also yes Henry. I am bored

jasperboof — 2020-06-11 11:51:08 UTC

Just wanted to say I am fine with being 2 now. I don't like birthdays. My human friends try to pet my royal floof, I have since contemplated and have decided that unauthorised petting of the royal floof will result in execution

jasperboof — 2020-06-11 11:55:54 UTC

I would also like to announce my recent alliance with the Wolf and Id*ot (censored for younger readers) Armies. I had no say in the matter and personally prefer the Potatoes but my humans are controlling.

jasperboof — 2020-10-12 01:12:10 UTC

Sorry I've been inactive recently I've been eating my way through some biscuts

jasperboof — 2021-06-14 23:33:25 UTC

I'm 3 now lol