Thy pains and burdens shall transcend onto my able and unbreakable mind, As when Jove married Juno, two of the perfectional souls shall draw close twith one thermopylaein pass thy master Toby

I have all of the stuff in the letter I have yellow stockings on with cross Garters

you know that there is know one better than me . and that i am the coolest with my incredible yellow stockings and my jolly smile. you have finally realised how i am the best in the town.

modern day

olivia

Oh joy! mine own sweet, olivia, how i loveth thee so. Thee doth not fathom the intense passion i feeleth f'r thee on this day. I am so fain yond on this fine evening yond thee hath chosen me out of all the gents in illyria. I has't been by thy side ev'r since thy fath'r died- i has't been with thee from the starteth and i'll beest with thee until the endeth. Thee has't been in mourning f'r so longeth, but 'twill beest me who is't shall maketh thee smileth once m're liketh thee has't done, me. Thee has't hath opened the v'ry c're within me and did enlighten me to the wond'rs of the w'rld yond thee has't madeth quite quaint by thy radiance. Thee fawn ov'r me liketh thy god f'r i am with thee f'rev'r. God f'rgive me, i has't broken the nameth of the l'rd f'r thee. We art destin'd f'r each oth'r. Thee and me. I knoweth at which hour we kisseth in the moonlight yond thee shall anon f'rget yond blast'd cesario yond thee seemeth to taketh a liking to. Anon, thee shall findeth yond thee needeth someone who is't knoweth thee m're than anyone: me. Oth'r than sir toby, i careth f'r thee and shall stand ho at nothing to grant thy ev'ry wisheth. I shall sayeth, thy wishes art forsooth unique but nonetheless i shalt doth this f'r thee as f'r once in mine own life, i am happy.

Malvolio speech:Olivia Olivia m'lady i am wearing what thee hath chosen mine own anguish an greefe with healeth with thee thy tempus shall hie short and thee shall drift into slumber so don't spendeth thy tempus sitting in grieve we shall wouldst handeth and singeth all night longeth a ballad about loveth not mobilizing on while i bethink about thee all day longeth the yellow shoes life and the black revealing demise both revealing mine own loveth out of the rest.

ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ, ᴏᴠᴇʀꜰɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴊᴏʏ. ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ꜱᴋɪᴘꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴏʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢᴏɪɴɢ. ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ, ᴀꜱ ɪ ꜱᴛᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ, ꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜᴏʀᴅꜱ; ɪ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅᴀʏ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ.

𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲, 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐈𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚, 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡)

-By Rama

i have done a lot in my time working for you, O' how i adore you, i wear on my legs my yellow stockings and a grin on my face, all for you. I am the man in your dreams. i know. Thats why we shall be married!