Fun Puns by Mrs. Anderson

You've got to be kitten me.

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:31:48 UTC

Donut worry about it.

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:32:04 UTC

Don't forget your hand Santa-tizer!

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:32:34 UTC

Mr. Chung is such a mean teacher. He said I was just average.

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:33:28 UTC

Bowling puns are right up my alley

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:33:54 UTC

Where do trees like to gamble? Logs Vegas!

manderson66 — 2024-12-15 00:34:39 UTC

Why do teens hang out in groups of 3, 5, 7? Because they can't even.

manderson66 — 2024-12-17 15:50:18 UTC

What cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagon!

5cgu781_ — 2024-12-17 16:31:03 UTC

Why did the girl wear glasses to math class? She needed help with da-vision

manderson66 — 2024-12-17 16:31:35 UTC

Not all heroes wear crepes.

2024-12-17 16:33:22 UTC

Why was the King only a foot tall? Because he was a ruler.

5eau317_ — 2024-12-17 16:35:23 UTC

Please don't get aggressive. Violins is not the answer.

5ahua489 — 2024-12-17 16:36:11 UTC

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

5ccas423_ — 2024-12-17 16:36:35 UTC

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

2024-12-17 16:37:21 UTC

What does a monster eat for Thanksgiving? Grave-y

5akho338 — 2024-12-17 16:37:40 UTC

What did the house wear to prom? Address.

5ator000 — 2024-12-17 16:38:49 UTC

What do you call a cow without legs? Ground Beef!

2024-12-17 16:42:45 UTC

I could tell you a construction joke... but i'm still working on it

5rpha388 — 2024-12-17 16:42:47 UTC

When does bread go bad ? When you yeast expect it.

2vgar697 — 2024-12-17 16:43:44 UTC

I tried to smelt metal. It smelled like fish all year round.

5choa429_ — 2024-12-17 16:43:47 UTC

I want to become a doctor. But I don't have enough patience.

5ctsa588_ — 2024-12-17 16:44:51 UTC

2024-12-17 16:46:08 UTC

the bald eagle is not a type of species

they're just old

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outSTANDing!

5bzha568 — 2024-12-17 17:50:50 UTC

What do you call a musical about a vacuum cleaner? “Suck-cessful”!

5etru323 — 2024-12-17 17:53:52 UTC

5scas710 — 2024-12-17 17:55:30 UTC

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business!

5rton187_ — 2024-12-17 17:56:56 UTC

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? because he was on a roll

2024-12-17 17:57:07 UTC

5slop655_ — 2024-12-17 17:59:31 UTC

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.

5hgua596 — 2024-12-17 17:59:43 UTC

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

2024-12-17 18:00:28 UTC

What did the sushi roll say to the bumble bee? Wasabi

2024-12-17 18:01:38 UTC

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

We whisk you a Merry Christmas!

5mflo907 — 2024-12-17 18:01:42 UTC

A bear was looking for bees. I can bearly see the B's!

5eto396_ — 2024-12-17 18:02:10 UTC

The gumball machine broke all of the sudden. It didn't make any cents!

2024-12-17 18:04:07 UTC

2024-12-17 18:04:58 UTC

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak

Benjamin.U

5bung353_ — 2024-12-17 18:06:05 UTC

what do you do with a dull pencil

It's Pointless

Why did the chicken go to the hospital?

5vlia306_ — 2024-12-17 18:08:21 UTC

To get egg-saminated!!!!

The Middle Ages were called Dark Ages because there were too many Knights 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5mkha577 — 2024-12-17 18:09:27 UTC

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

5choa427 — 2024-12-17 18:09:39 UTC

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

5choa427 — 2024-12-17 18:09:56 UTC

2024-12-17 18:10:16 UTC

Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!

The mouse asked the owl "Would you hoot me with your beak". The owl said "Hoo would you know?"

5eto396_ — 2024-12-17 18:10:19 UTC

2024-12-17 18:10:50 UTC

That baseball play was such a bad sport he stole third base then went home

I invited a lot of people to my space project. Now its time to rocket!

5eto396_ — 2024-12-17 18:21:30 UTC

5smen522_ — 2024-12-17 18:36:07 UTC

The burger ran from the fries and they can't ketchup!

Have a tree-mendous Christmas!!!

5jcha324_ — 2024-12-17 18:36:24 UTC

Why was the broom late for school? It overswept!

5adie335_ — 2024-12-17 18:38:40 UTC

I have [a] Greece on my shirt.

5mwan344 — 2024-12-17 18:43:26 UTC

why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.

5jzho981 — 2024-12-17 18:43:27 UTC

Nothing is im-popsicle!

5mwan344 — 2024-12-17 18:46:46 UTC

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2024-12-17 18:46:52 UTC

A chicken and egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, "Which of you is first?"

5elie424_ — 2024-12-17 18:47:16 UTC

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

5elie424_ — 2024-12-17 18:49:25 UTC

Can February March? No, but April May.

5elie424_ — 2024-12-17 18:50:46 UTC

Are plants good at math? Only if they have square roots.

5scon487_ — 2024-12-17 18:54:30 UTC

Hang on for deer life!

2024-12-17 18:55:29 UTC

Math teachers have a lot of problems.

dari924_ — 2024-12-17 18:56:32 UTC

Yule be fit to be tied when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.

5ktie425_ — 2024-12-17 18:57:58 UTC

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

5avol687_ — 2024-12-17 18:58:22 UTC

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

7alar208_ — 2024-12-17 18:58:50 UTC

Broken pencils are pointless.

5ngam589 — 2024-12-17 19:08:13 UTC

2024-12-17 19:11:27 UTC

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

lt goes back for seconds.

2024-12-17 19:29:01 UTC

Lettuce turnip the beet and make a salad.

I decided to host a party in space, now I just have to planet.

2024-12-17 19:33:47 UTC

2024-12-17 19:38:42 UTC

I got to go to the FAIR but my brother didn't. he did nothing wrong so he said that it wasn't FAIR that I got to go but not him.

5kche693 — 2024-12-17 19:44:41 UTC

Where do penguins go vote?

The North Poll.

This could be a cat-astrophe.

5sche206 — 2024-12-17 19:48:01 UTC

Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

5clie363 — 2024-12-17 19:48:34 UTC

Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.🥭

5jxu423_ — 2024-12-17 19:56:47 UTC

Javier Estrada

2024-12-18 00:27:49 UTC

Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.

Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad

5jbal664 — 2024-12-18 00:59:30 UTC

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

5mgue705_ — 2024-12-18 01:21:41 UTC

Why did the dinosaurs go to space?

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:00:30 UTC

It was extra terrestrial!

Don't let the sphere-it of Halloween haunt you forever!

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:01:31 UTC

Why did the dog go to the bakery?

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:04:13 UTC

It wanted a beagle!

I can't see! Would this question make any sense?

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:12:02 UTC

I hate to brake it to you, but your wheels on your bike are not going round and round.

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:13:49 UTC

Why did the tree not write on the daily agenda?

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:18:43 UTC

Because it was logless!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

5eto396_ — 2024-12-18 03:20:18 UTC

A FSHHH!

I got a job at a bakery because I knead dough.

5mger485 — 2024-12-18 06:47:52 UTC

2024-12-19 05:58:11 UTC

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

5cdo399_ — 2024-12-19 16:54:03 UTC

What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less

2024-12-19 17:04:32 UTC

Dominic Manea

2024-12-20 17:18:46 UTC

What do you call a tree without a trunk?

A pile of Leafs.