I wish you an happy birthday! Keep being awesome

Kind regards

Matt

- Elle Enchanted ✨

-Smalls

Time to shove cake in the like buttons face!

Happy birthday to you!

I really enjoy watching your videos, always playing it in the background 😂.

Hope you have an amazing birthday!

Hope your day is full of love, fun and happiness, and nothing at all like the stories you tell us 😅

May your day be filled with love and happiness 💜

Abel & Juli 💜

Happy Birthday 🎂 🎈 🎉🥳🥳

Sincerely Lisa Pope

Love,

Maggie Leone

Happy Birthday

-Grey

I'm so glad that I found your channel! You're my daily source of entertainment and escape from work 😊

The increase in content, too, is amazing and I'm so thankful for that! You and your team are doing an amazing job! ❤️

I hope you're doing well and that you have a wonderful 38th birthday!! 🥳 My birthday is October 3rd and then I'll be 38, too, lol.

Hope your able to celebrate your day by doing all the things you love, whatever that may be 😊

Mackenzie

L.

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Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell

One night, a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved
So in anger

I challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment, I stood there in silence
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride
Just as fast as I

Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso, my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life, nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow, a bullet may find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart

And at last here I am on the hill, overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary, I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, goodbye

Your stories and particularly your storytelling has been a very welcome brightness in an otherwise dark year for me. I look forward to new releases every week to help keep me sane and allow me to escape for just a little while. Don't ever let anyone tell you that you haven't done enough, or that your amazing work isn't meaningful to millions of people. Thanks for all you do. I hope you have a fantastic birthday full of love and peace ✌️

-Just a Fan

Thank you for ur service in the Navy Seals and thank you for building such a large and loyal community. as someone who’s been watching virtually since the start (I remember so well when that Maine werewolf porch video came out)

I will continue watching even when I’m in my eventual casket which won’t be for a very long time (I’m 19) so perfect!.

I hope u have a very great strange dark and mysterious birthday Mr Ballen!🤍🤍🎂🎉🎁

Happy birthday Mr. B 🥺🫡

Ps: Do you know how to get to Bells Canyon?