big nubts looked at the stripy rock in her hands and felt cross.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her backward surroundings. She had always loved crowded Los Angeles with its burnt, bored beaches. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel cross.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of muumy milkers. muumy was an arrogant wally with pretty hands and curvy abs.

big gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a cowardly, sweet, whiskey drinker with short hands and pink abs. Her friends saw her as a thankful, talented teacher. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a cold old man.

But not even a cowardly person who had once jumped into a river and saved a cold old man, was prepared for what muumy had in store today.

The sleet rained like skipping donkeys, making big healthy.

As big stepped outside and muumy came closer, she could see the spilt smile on her face.

muumy gazed with the affection of 3009 creepy dull donkeys. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

big looked back, even more healthy and still fingering the stripy rock. "muumy, oh my God they killed Kenny," she replied.

They looked at each other with afraid feelings, like two burnt, brave blue bottles drinking at a very gentle Valentine's meal, which had piano music playing in the background and two popular uncles running to the beat.

big regarded muumy's pretty hands and curvy abs. "I feel the same way!" revealed big with a delighted grin.

muumy looked unstable, her emotions blushing like a big, bitter banana.

Then muumy came inside for a nice glass of whiskey.THE END

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look distorted. A marked person feels like a simple pigeon to touch.

Lex gets hold of the sandwich, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a solid hamster balancing on a dirty housekeeper, an old newspaper headline about an apocalypse accident, a hooded ostrich ranting about eyes and a drinking well located in a magical place.

When Lex notices his fingers have pigeon-like properties, he realises that the curse of the bendy sandwich is true and calls in his gay friend, a gardener called phynix ash, to help.

phynix examines the sandwich and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the solid hamster balancing on a dirty housekeeper particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Lex and phynix pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded ostrich. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

Whilst investigating the death of a local shopkeeper, a very stoopid prffesional stoopid person called mr mc danger fish uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, tHiCk potato circulating throughout woolies. As soon as anyone uses the potato, he or she has exactly 69 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look in your mum. A marked person feels like a sticky unicornes to touch.

mr mc danger gets hold of the potato, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a big jellie-fishy balancing on a scary shopkeeper, an old newspaper headline about a twearking so hard that he collapses and dies accident, a hooded sea-uchin ranting about abs and a drinking well located in an idyllic place.

When mr mc danger notices his head have unicornes-like properties, he realises that the curse of the tHiCk potato is true and calls in his dating, a computer programmer called mr mc van goth yeet, to help.

mr mc van goth examines the potato and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the big jellie-fishy balancing on a scary shopkeeper particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

mr mc danger and mr mc van goth pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded sea-uchin. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

thick potato man is a hot, smexy and generous prffesional stoopid person from lexal land. His life is going nowhere until he meets curious gorge .t, a good looking, beautiful woman with a passion for smex.

thick potato takes an instant disliking to curious gorge and the ruthless and greedy ways she learnt during her years in cripton.

However, when a bad bish tries to eat thick potato, curious gorge springs to the rescue. thick potato begins to notices that curious gorge is actually rather sympathetic at heart.

But, the pressures of curious gorge's job as a computer programmer leave her blind to thick potato's affections and thick potato takes up stripping to try an distract herself.

Finally, when mean striper, your mum, threatens to come between them, curious gorge has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?

Dr nuts is a sexy and sweet scout with a fondness for star gazing. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the stingy killer.

When his gay friend, Lex steinhardt, is kidnapped, Dr nuts finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a tattered piano.

He enlists the help of a helpful psychiatrist called Phynix ash.

Can ash help nuts overcome his ciggarette addiction and find the answers before the creepy killer and his deadly gun strike again?

mikayla pender has the perfect life working as a computer programmer in the city and eating with her hopeful girlfriend, your mum.

However, when she finds a ribbed map in her cellar, she begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the pender family.

A Halloween party leaves mikayla with some startling questions about her past, and she sets off to quiet Chicago to find some answers.

At first the people of Chicago are admirable and incredible. She is intrigued by the curiously kind author, deez. However, after she introduces her to hard social media, mikayla slowly finds herself drawn into a web of robbery, theft and perhaps, even kidnap.

Can mikayla resist the charms of deez and uncover the secret of the ribbed map before it's too late, or will her demise become yet another Chicago legend?

mikayla takes an instant disliking to katsuki and the stingy and selfish ways he learnt during his years in Australia.

However, when a phynix tries to kiss mikayla, katsuki springs to the rescue. mikayla begins to notices that katsuki is actually rather friendly at heart.

But, the pressures of katsuki's job as a actor leave him blind to mikayla's affections and mikayla takes up socialising to try an distract himself.

Finally, when forgetful gardener, Lex steinhardt, threatens to come between them, katsuki has to act fast. But will they ever find the hot love that they deserve?

A Paranormal Romance
by lex

your mum suspected something was a little off when her red friend tried to soul sucking her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly hot DEMON, luciver demon, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, luciver proved to be smexy and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with sucking out peoples souls. your soon learnt that luciver had taken an oath never to eat a human being.

When your's red friend is injured in a twerking so hard accident, your realises her own life is at risk.

Despite luciver's demon horns and demon hands, your finds herself falling for the DEMON. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a poop lord appears before your and warns her of a darkness within luciver. The poop lord gives your the tiny a rubber duckie - the only weapon that can defeat a hot DEMON.

Will your find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly afraid? (Hint: yes!)

billy mcfilly looked at the fanny pack baseball bat with spikes in his hands and felt ANGRY.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his KYS surroundings. He had always hated eshay bah outside with its iffy, ill it has eshays everywhere. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel ANGRY.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of fanny mcpanny. fanny was a physco eshay with short head and skinny foot.

billy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an eshay, emo, vodka drinker with blonde head and brunette foot. His friends saw him as an evil, excited eshay. Once, he had even revived a dying, toddler.

But not even an eshay person who had once revived a dying, toddler, was prepared for what fanny had in store today.

The cyclone teased like RAMPAGING polar bear, making billy physco.

As billy stepped outside and fanny came closer, he could see the tasty glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want kill," fanny bellowed, in a violent tone. She slammed her fist against billy's chest, with the force of 1544 moose. "I frigging hate you, billy mcfilly."

billy looked back, even more physco and still fingering the fanny pack baseball bat with spikes. "fanny, kys lmfao," he replied.

They looked at each other with am sad feelings, like two rare, rabblesnatching rabbit THROWING at a very crazy funeral, which had HARDCORE METAL music playing in the background and two demented luv XO uncles CRYING to the beat.

Suddenly, fanny lunged forward and tried to punch billy in the face. Quickly, billy grabbed the fanny pack baseball bat with spikes and brought it down on fanny's skull.

fanny's short head trembled and her skinny foot wobbled. She looked happy, her body raw like a great, glorious giant deadly syrringe.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later fanny mcpanny was dead.

billy mcfilly went back inside and made himself a nice shot of vodka.THE END

On the day of their wedding, a creamy teacher escapes from the attic of Girl Skyscraper and starts a fire. Believing that Lady girl is dead, pissed my flees from the church and wanders the breezy moors for days until he is rescued by a smells like ass cleaner.

However, although Lady girl is blinded by the fire, she still breathes. Without pissed my she becomes mi goreng and ice cream. She turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the teacher from the attic haunts her.

Meanwhile, thinking Lady girl is dead, pissed my accepts a marriage proposal from his saviour, the cleaner. However, one night he believes he can hear Lady girl calling, "pissed my, where are you? pissed my come home!" and he returns to Girl Skyscraper.

On pissed my's return, he finds Lady girl drunk and without sight. Mistaking him for the ghost of the creamy teacher, she attacks him with a rifle and pissed my pants dies.

As she attends to the body, Lady girl realises what she has done. Driven mad with guilt, she hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and she dies of consumption two weeks later.

poosy walked over to the window and reflected on her ass smelling surroundings. She had always hated loud the club with its powerful, panicky pole. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel violent.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a cool figure of anime girl.

poosy gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a juice box, sexy, air drinker with greasy thighs and ruddy lips. Her friends saw her as an abundant, adorable, american. Once, she had even revived a dying, disabled person.

But not even a juice box person who had once revived a dying, disabled person, was prepared for what anime had in store today.

The moon shone like a hard slap flamingos, making poosy piss. poosy grabbed an edible hat that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As poosy stepped outside and anime came closer, she could see the colorful smile on her face.

"Look poosy," growled anime, with a dead kangaroo on the side of the fuckung road glare that reminded poosy of koalas. "I hate you. die motherfucker. You owe me 57 peices of sgit."

poosy looked back, even more pissing and still fingering the edible hat. "anime, i slept with your sister," she replied.

They looked at each other with agression feelings, like two easy, early elephants scraeming at a very balls birth, which had reggae music playing in the background and two ok uncles pooping to the beat.

Suddenly, anime lunged forward and tried to punch poosy in the face. Quickly, poosy grabbed the edible hat and brought it down on anime's skull.

anime's fluffy thighs trembled and her curvaceous lips wobbled. She looked anger, her wallet raw like a thundering, thoughtless teapot.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later anime girl was dead.

poosy balls went back inside and made herself a nice drink of air.

After leaving planet mc cok, a group of daves fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a smoll bean, space house.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by phynixs mum , a hot dave capable of pooping in a subway and even murder.

Terrified, a furry known as mikayla pender flees the Empire, with her protector, Phynix ash.

They head for Liverpool on the planet piss. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. ash uses her deadly 69 to defend mikayla.

ash and furry mikayla decide it's time to leave piss and steal a mazda 3 to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of daves. ash is attacked and the furry is captured by the daves and taken back to Liverpool.

ash must fight to save furry mikayla but when she accidentally unearths a fat ass kettle, the entire future of the deadly, deez nuts galaxy is at stake.

A Short Story
by jo momma

karen smith looked at the spikes nuke in her hands and felt KYS witch.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her scary surroundings. She had always hated dull on a soccer court with its ripe, repulsive rope. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel KYS witch.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of dream . dream was a physco GROSS AF with tall head and brunette foot.

karen gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an eshay, emo, ice coffee xoxo luv drinker with blonde head and short foot. Her friends saw her as a klutzy, keen karen. Once, she had even helped a clever baby cross the road.

But not even an eshay person who had once helped a clever baby cross the road, was prepared for what dream had in store today.

The cyclone teased like sprinting polar bear, making karen WAAAA.

As karen stepped outside and dream came closer, she could see the elated smile on his face.

"I am here because I want revenge," dream bellowed, in a violent tone. He slammed his fist against karen's chest, with the force of 8153 moose. "I frigging hate you, karen smith."

karen looked back, even more WAAAA and still fingering the spikes nuke. "dream, I flipping HATE THE DREAM SMP," she replied.

They looked at each other with BAHAH LMAO feelings, like two red, round rabbit RAMPAGE at a very flipping dsmp member gross party, which had classical jazz music playing in the background and two EW uncles crying violently to the beat.

Suddenly, dream lunged forward and tried to punch karen in the face. Quickly, karen grabbed the spikes nuke and brought it down on dream's skull.

dream's tall head trembled and his brunette foot wobbled. He looked flip you :(, his body raw like a grotesque, grated giant hammer with spikes.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later dream was dead.

karen smith went back inside and made herself a nice drink of ice coffee xoxo luv.THE END

Naomi walked over to the window and reflected on her dirty surroundings. She had always loved evil banana land with its drab, depressed dump. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel emo.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a gracious figure of Alice MacDonald.

Naomi gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a cold-blooded, tight-fisted, tea drinker with slimy head and ample abs. Her friends saw her as a queenlike, quick queen. Once, she had even brought a xanthic baby flamingo back from the brink of death.

But not even a cold-blooded person who had once brought a xanthic baby flamingo back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Alice had in store today.

The moon shone like loving toads, making Naomi ecstatic. Naomi grabbed a ripped knife that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Naomi stepped outside and Alice came closer, she could see the dizzy smile on her face.

Alice gazed with the affection of 3552 brave steady snakes. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

Naomi looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the ripped knife. "Alice, i luv u," she replied.

They looked at each other with barmy feelings, like two hollow, healthy hamsters swimming at a very cute funeral, which had ya like jazzthen put on some jazz music playing in the background and two brave uncles sleeping to the beat.

Naomi regarded Alice's beautiful head and tall abs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Naomi with a delighted grin.

Alice looked fuzzy, her emotions blushing like a resonant, ratty ruler.

Then Alice came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END

by lex

ethenethen ethen is a yellow, smexy and origional prffesional stoopid person from the country. His life is going nowhere until he meets scary straight ethen ethen, a built like a sharpie, palale man with a passion for food.

ethenethen takes an instant disliking to scary straight ethen and the stinkey and poo poo headed ways he learnt during his years in cripton.

However, when a MATERIAL GUIEORL tries to eat ethenethen, scary straight ethen springs to the rescue. ethenethen begins to notices that scary straight ethen is actually rather smot at heart.

But, the pressures of scary straight ethen's job as a book eater leave him blind to ethenethen's affections and ethenethen takes up football to try an distract himself.

Finally, when rubberery striper, shebey poo poo head, threatens to come between them, scary straight ethen has to act fast. But will they ever find the red love that they deserve?