The contents of the wardrobe, never exposed

And so an adventure I propose

Let's dive into the wardrobe,

and let its contents be disclosed

Ready? I am,

put your hazmat suit on

Hopefully we’ll be back before dawn

It looks small on the outside, inside its a maze

This place is huge, we could be here for days

Illusion delusion deception confusion

false impression an optical illusion

misimpression misbelief make believe

yet it’s not a figment of imagination

There’s so much here, I don’t know where to start

The little village, Guacamole or several go-karts

Hey there’s Jim, I wondered where he went

I see a massive Lamborghini, side with a dent

I see mysterious slimy essence, of a peculiar scent

We should stop for lunch I see lots of good food

wasabi sandwich ice cream but I’m in the mood

for some chocolate chop suey cluster

I dare you, can you muster

the courage to try, perhaps with some java

the lentil lemon liver with some lava?

Exploring the wardrobe has taken the whole day

but without a doubt we should come back more to play

Why just walking back to come out I can still see

boxing kangaroos, and magical bees

What's inside the wardrobe, only we know

The contents of the wardrobe properly exposed

Indeed we dived into the wardrobe,

and consider the contents disclosed

Happy? I am,

Take your hazmat suit off

It’s way past dawn but I don’t really care

But we should go back sometime its lot of fun there

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d r i f t i n g .

I hope you are having a good day, I would like you to inform your daughter to come back to detention immediately, thank you.

Best regards Ms.YahOo

Dear Mrs.windsor 

I have received your email asking what exactly is going on, I’m so sorry no to tell you sooner ,your daughter was caught sneaking out with a chicken on a leash, I had no idea what was going on until she explained that the chicken and her are best friends. Skipping class is one thing, but with a chicken is another story! So that is why she is in detention.

Best regards Ms.YahOo

Dear Mrs.Windsor 

I would like to warn you that if she keeps on passing notes to several boys in my class she will be sent to detention for one week. I will not tolerate this anymore.

Best regards Ms.YahOo

Dear Mrs.windsor 

I am retiring from being a principal and a teacher. I wish you and your daughter a good day. If I am completely honest, having your daughter was more than horrible, it was horrible plus horrible. I wish the next principal good luck. 

Best regards Ms.YahOo

Dear Ms. Ambrose,

I am writing because I am rather concerned about my boy Henry. He complains about school and how his classmates don’t respect his authority as a monarch. When I reminded him he was not a monarch yet, he threw a fit. How is he getting on in class? I would like to know.

Concerned

Elizabeth of York, Henry’s mum

Dear Elizabeth,

Unfortunately henry is not exactly fitting in. He throws fits and appears to have in his vocabulary, some rather violent words, most common of all, “beheaded”. In order to help him cut down I have banned the word from the classroom, to which he responded by muttering something nasty under his breath.

Also worried,

Ms. Ambrose, homeroom teacher

Dear Elizabeth,

I am writng because your boy has shown an astonishing skill in sport! He especially likes tennis, so I signed him up for a competition.

Proudly,

Mr. Brewer, PE coach

Dear Mr. Brewer,

Thats great! I can’t wait for the big game.

Elizabeth

Elizabeth,

Henry is suspended from the school, for 3 days. He has attempted to behead Dante, using a gullotine he was making in art class. I should have taken a hint when The art teacher remarked she liked the dark twist and hopeless realism in Henry’s project. Dante received various paper cuts. As such, Henry is suspended and will not be allowed to go to his tennis game this week either.

Angry,

Ms. Ambrose

Dear Ms. Ambrose,

Surely we can work out some arrangement! Henry’s been practicing a lot and he really wants to go! Are you sure he can’t go to his tennis game?

Anxious,

Elizabeth

No. He can’t go.

Ms. Ambrose

Dear fellow students (except Dante, nobody likes Dante),

I, Henry the 8^th, declare that Ms. Ambrose has too much power and we must act! I promise you all rich rewards if you help. If some of you can hold her down while me and another classmate fetch the guillotine, we can behead Ms. Ambrose and weild power over the classroom!

Henry

Dear Henry,

That sounds amazing. Never again will Ms. Ambrose throw out detentions!

The collective party of classmates

Dear Principal Kimball,

With regret, I inform you that because of events regarding my little Henry, he and his classmates rebelled in an attempt to behead Ms. Ambrose. As such, she has quit.

Stressed,

Elizabeth 

Dear classmates,

We did it!

Henry