JOKELAND by https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay A little humor and something more... :D en-us 2018-04-25 21:40:54 UTC 2025-03-23 02:29:49 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/icons/Beartoy.png Little Johnny ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256370268 Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" 
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"  
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." ]]> 2018-04-30 01:18:59 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256370268 Chuck Norris ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256371353 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.]]> 2018-04-30 01:26:08 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256371353 Fat patient ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256371677 Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast. 
Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right. 
Fat patient: All the time?  
Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food. ]]> 2018-04-30 01:28:22 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256371677 ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256372411 2018-04-30 01:33:49 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256372411 ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256372606 Those friends]]> 2018-04-30 01:35:05 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256372606 Cats and dogs ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373035 What is the difference between a cat and a dog.
 Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods.
Cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.]]> 2018-04-30 01:37:58 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373035 Kate and her homework ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373596 Kate:Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? 
Teacher: No, of course not. Kate: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.]]> 2018-04-30 01:41:44 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373596 Patient and the doctor ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373893 Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.Patient: Great! I never could before!]]> 2018-04-30 01:43:55 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256373893 Psychologist at public hospital ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256374441 2018-04-30 01:47:49 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256374441 Teacher and student ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256375041 Teacher:  Today we’re going to talk about tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,”  which tense is it?   
Peter:  It is obviously the past tense!]]> 2018-04-30 01:50:42 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256375041 A pampered cow ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256375941 - What do you get from a pampered cow?

- Spoiled milk.

]]> 2018-04-30 01:56:00 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256375941 ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256376565 Lol]]> 2018-04-30 02:00:07 UTC https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256376565 TONGUE-TWIST ZullyDay https://padlet.com/ZullyDay/JokelandByZullyDay/wish/256376875
 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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