KAP COMEDY Club by https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9 Roll up, roll up - time for your best jokes! en-us 2022-02-25 18:52:51 UTC 2022-02-28 08:47:33 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f602.png THE CATEGORIES & RULES yafaamy https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067080354 1: Best 'DAD' joke
Winner is voted by Big KAP
The points go to the cringiest joke that makes us all go 'aaaaaah'

2: Best Comedian
Winner is voted by KAP Club members ('like' your favourite 3 jokes)
You cannot vote for your own joke (nice try!)]]> 2022-02-25 22:45:23 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067080354 How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389512 2022-02-26 09:15:22 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389512 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389723 What African Country is the Most Eco-Friendly?

Hint: It's the one that's mad at gas cars]]> 2022-02-26 09:15:55 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389723 If I ride my bike twice, does that count as recycling? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389812 2022-02-26 09:16:07 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389812 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389854 Knock knock
Who’s there
The interrupting cow
The interru- MOOO]]> 2022-02-26 09:16:12 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389854 What is a trees favourite food? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389922 Carbon-ara ]]> 2022-02-26 09:16:20 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067389922 Which building in the city has the most stories? A library! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390040 2022-02-26 09:16:36 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390040 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390087 Why Is swimming with sharks so expensive?
Because it cost a leg and and arm]]> 2022-02-26 09:16:42 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390087 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390120 What is the most eco-friendly Animal?

The Kangaroo, it always takes a reuseable bag to the super market.]]> 2022-02-26 09:16:46 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390120 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390289 Knock knock
Who’s there
Cows say
Cows say who
Cows say moo]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:11 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390289 Hope's joke https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390290 Me: Doctor! Doctor! I think I can tell the future! 

Doctor: Hmm... when did this happen?

Me: Next Friday!]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:11 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390290 Which building in the city has the most stories? A library! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390305 2022-02-26 09:17:14 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390305 Why was the easter bunny upset? Because he was having a bad hare day! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390316 2022-02-26 09:17:15 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390316 what is a whales least favourite food? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390348 rubbish and sticks]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:19 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390348 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390373 i don't have a carbon footprint coz i drive everywhere]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:22 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390373 Why did the whale cross the ocean? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390400 To get to the other tide!

]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:26 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390400 What do you use to cut a wave in half? use a sea-saw! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390529 2022-02-26 09:17:45 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390529 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390545 How many Climate Change deniers does it take to change a lightbulb? 

None, It's too early to see if it needs changing]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:47 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390545 Did u here about the kidnapping at school https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390578 Don’t worry he woke up]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:50 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390578 Why do fish life in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390595 2022-02-26 09:17:53 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390595 what do you call it when you fill in a hole with plastic? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390623 a landfill]]> 2022-02-26 09:17:56 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390623 If coal is so bad for the environment, why dont we burn it all https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390686 2022-02-26 09:18:06 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390686 What type of shorts do clouds wear? Thunder wear! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390791 2022-02-26 09:18:13 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390791 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390855 Why are Pirates so Eco Friendly?

They follow the ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHS of sustainability.]]> 2022-02-26 09:18:24 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390855 Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasnt peeling well! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390876 2022-02-26 09:18:27 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390876 what do you say when you finish a litter pick? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390938 Bin there done that]]> 2022-02-26 09:18:36 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067390938 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391025 My boss told me to have a good day
So I went home ]]> 2022-02-26 09:18:49 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391025 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391035 Knock knock
whos there?
Europe
europe who?
no your a poo!]]> 2022-02-26 09:18:50 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391035 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391050 Did you hear about the sausage in the chippie, he was battered]]> 2022-02-26 09:18:52 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391050 Why are recycling bins so optimistic? They are full of cans! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391110 2022-02-26 09:18:59 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391110 What do you call a sleeping tyrannosaurus rex? A dino-snore! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391113 2022-02-26 09:19:00 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391113 https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391168 Greta is making a real difference to climate change. Every time she comes on tv, aproxx 1 million people turn it off!]]> 2022-02-26 09:19:09 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391168 what did the llama say when it got kicked out of the zoo? https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391228 I'll paca my bags!]]> 2022-02-26 09:19:19 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391228 Why did the m&m go to school? Because he wanted to become a smartie! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391426 2022-02-26 09:19:46 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391426 Hope's other joke https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391507 Why did the toilet role go down the hill?
To get to the bottom!]]> 2022-02-26 09:19:57 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391507 why was it windy in the future ? because there was a blast from the past https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391519 2022-02-26 09:19:58 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391519 Whats the difference between weather and climate? you cant weather a tree but you can climate https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391555 2022-02-26 09:20:02 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391555 What did the big tree say to the little tree? Leaf me alone! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391821 2022-02-26 09:20:40 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067391821 Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green! https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067392144 2022-02-26 09:21:19 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067392144 what do you call a sheep covered in chocolate ?a chocolate baaaaaaa https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067392805 2022-02-26 09:22:41 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067392805 The meeting https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067397114 I can't join the meeting again because nobody is answering?]]> 2022-02-26 09:32:40 UTC https://padlet.com/yafaamy/rf3efc82z9a22ws9/wish/2067397114