English jokes 6 class by Anna Torralbo

Anna Torralbo's joke 1

annatorralb — 2020-06-06 07:34:47 UTC

What do you call a bear with no ears?

A “B!”

Anna Torralbo's joke 2

annatorralb — 2020-06-06 07:34:47 UTC

What did the science book say to the math book? 'Uau! You've got lots of problems!' Anna Torralbo

ENRIC PORTÉ The boy on the bike

annatorralb — 2020-06-10 14:41:19 UTC

One child says to another, do you know that my brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old?

Oh yeah? well he must be far away ...

annatorralb — 2020-06-10 14:41:26 UTC

annatorralb — 2020-06-10 14:41:32 UTC

JANA FONTOVA'S JOKE

2020-06-11 18:50:13 UTC

Colette: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
Adam: I scream (Ice-cream)

2020-06-11 18:57:43 UTC

Júlia Parés

juliapares — 2020-06-12 00:08:01 UTC

What did one wall say to the other wall?
What?
I'll meet you at the corner!

juliapares — 2020-06-12 00:13:31 UTC

Guillem's joke

guillemnavalles — 2020-06-12 07:44:20 UTC

A man goes to the dentist and ask:
-Doctor, how much do you charge me to take out a tooth?
-100 pounds.
-It's too much! can you give me a discount?
-50 pounds without anesthesia.
-It's still too much, can you give me more discount please?
-20 pounds, but my student will do it, and still doesn't know how to do it.
-Perfect! register my wife for next Tuesday.

Montserrat Navarrete

2020-06-12 08:25:03 UTC

Student- Teacher!!Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Student-I didn't do my homework.

andreacastro4 — 2020-06-12 08:26:29 UTC

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Cows are from the Moooooooooon.

Claudia Sanchez

claudiasanchez9 — 2020-06-12 08:34:48 UTC

- I have come to ask you for your daughter's hand.
- Which one? Older or younger?
- Oh, I didn't know that your daughter had two hands with different ages!

AINA MARÍ

2020-06-12 08:54:14 UTC

MARTA ARANDA

2020-06-12 08:56:58 UTC

2020-06-12 08:58:35 UTC

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!

2020-06-12 09:01:04 UTC

ONA MARÍ

2020-06-12 09:08:13 UTC

2020-06-12 09:10:44 UTC

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised.

2020-06-12 09:24:00 UTC

- Where are you?
- I'm at the gym
- Send pic

2020-06-12 09:29:59 UTC

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Ainhoa lobez

2020-06-12 09:35:06 UTC

Lola, comes crying to class (teacher) - what's wrong?
(Lola) - they robbed me !!
(teacher) - ooooohhh no !!! - What did they take from you?
(Lola) homework

2020-06-12 09:38:01 UTC

All the people after summer holidays:

Noa Visay

2020-06-12 09:52:26 UTC

Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me...

andreacastro4 — 2020-06-12 09:57:37 UTC

Martina Navarro joke

2020-06-12 10:36:04 UTC

What does a tree say to another tree?
They have left me standing

Julia Bardina

juliabardina — 2020-06-12 10:36:31 UTC

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news".
The man says "ok give me th good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Elsa Bernabeu

2020-06-12 10:38:33 UTC

Son: dad i'm going out
Dad: are you telling me or are you asking me permission?
Son: I'm asking you for money

juliabardina — 2020-06-12 10:40:15 UTC

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juliabardina — 2020-06-12 11:16:16 UTC

Woody in quarantine

2020-06-12 11:27:52 UTC

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Ferran Masià

2020-06-12 12:26:00 UTC

My brother has died. :(

Today we will eat meat!!!!!!

What is the height of a pianist?-That your daughter is called a key and lets herself be touched: U

2020-06-12 13:13:11 UTC

Gerard C

ANDREA CASTRO

andreacastro4 — 2020-06-12 13:18:33 UTC

jana serra

2020-06-12 17:35:26 UTC

wife:
l'ets go for a movie!
husband:
shit, i've got a doctors appointment today.
wife:
just cancel it, tell him you're sick.

Roger Martín

2020-06-12 18:48:43 UTC

Laia Benahmaou

2020-06-12 18:53:44 UTC

once there was a duck that breathed in the ass one day sat down and died

2020-06-12 19:06:10 UTC

Doctor: You look exhausted!

Me: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spend the whole night studying for it.

2020-06-12 19:13:36 UTC