"Hello?" (CashMoneyAP)

"Yes, you've reached Thick Niggas Incorporated, how may I direct your call?"

"I need me a thick nigga, but no homo though, cause that's that gay shit

Nigga, as long as I say no homo, it's not gay right?"

"Absolutely right, sir!" (Ooh, BatGang on the track bitch)

[Verse]

Anime bitches, I look at her titties

Then I take her home and we count up these fifties

I come to your city, I sneak in yo' chimney

I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney

I love me some hentai, I go on Xvideos

Bitch, I'm DBangz, stick my dick in your Cheerios

Bitch, I'm DBangz, I might fuck my computer

I whip out my dick, then pull up on my shooter

I tickle your booty and then I get neutered

I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor

I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor

It's Lil Cumstain, I'm the booty consumer

I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver

And if she act tough, I might whip out the luber

You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA

She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica

Hey, lil' mama, come through, get respected

She take off her shoe, I take out my erection

I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection

Can’t call me "Papi", I teach her a lesson

I only eat ass, it's a pussy oppression

You swear that she loyal, your bitch in my mentions

I whip out my dick, paint her face like Picasso

I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo

I look at her booty hole, eat it like tacos

I respect on women, she better not swallow

She touch on my cockpit, I put it on auto

"Suck toes and eat ass!," that's the DBongo motto

I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song

She take off her shoe and I take off that thong

I whip out my dick, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?"

"Girl, nothing, I'm bout to smash like I'm King Kong"

"Papi go harder," I nutted a while back

Bitch, I'm DBangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats

She talking bout Troy, she take out her toy

'Cause my dick was too small for her to enjoy

I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb

I whip out my weenie on PornHub.com

Swag, swag, swag