(This came about from Kylie talking about the email she got from Voyage LA, and both Pat and Jeremy immediately finding the original article and reading parts of it out - they were also going to do dramatic reading of Kylie's answers on the article)

I suggest:

[Approx date of mentioned activity mmm/dd/yyyy]

[Episode title aftershow]

[Activity/ies]

Say "Aye ✋" for approval?

I don't know how to change my name

-Steplin Plicket

Secret Resolutions from Shakespeare Actors After Show 09.01.26 (Australian date sorry ya’ll)

- Whole-year secret challenges the artists set for themselves, check-in in 6 months’ time (from the beginning of the year).

I know after the after show description says that they’re “secret resolutions for 6 months from now”, they are incorrect, I’m sorry. Going by Jeremy's own words (as the progenitor of the idea), they will “check-in” in 6 months’ time, and an example he gave was “this year I’m going to learn a backflip, and on the last episode I’m going to show them my backflip”. (Quotes can be found at and after 6:07 in the after show.

Instead of writing the resolutions here for obvious reasons, I will provide timestamps and ARTISTS, don’t look at each other’s secret resolutions 🤨

• Kylie - 7:16

• Patrick - 8:40

• Angela - 10:36

• Jeremy - 11:23

The artists post a video of them working on something and not really talking. It could also work as a co-working stream, where we all do work at the same time :)

Thoughts? Opinions? Speculations?

[He promised this and then immediately regretted it]

mentioned in Cartoonist of “the New Yorker” aftershow

Post this as a comment on padlet posts that have not made progress after some time

Key lore as of August 2025:

1) The first outro was "see you at the movies" (first patreon video)

2) Initially we rolled along in relative calm. Then January 26th 2024 came the first Oscars draft which initiated 1) Some sort of animal in a top (e.g. hoodie, tee, crew neck) 2) The challenge era 3) Artist v Artist v Artist v Artist v Hilary Clinton Cat (in a Hoodie ("Angela") won the first Oscar's draft. Jeremy and Kylie defected to team CiaH, Patrick stayed strong.

Update April 2026: Hilary Clinton is no longer welcome here even as a bit

3) Crucially in this time period, Angela was challenged by patreons and by Jeremy, Kylie and Patrick to say embarrassing things at Sundance Film Festival. This feels like the spiritual predecessor to...

4) 12 Weeks of Dance: The initial pitch is in the 7th March 24 after show, "A24 Directors" Having enjoyed the Oscar draft, our AoAoAoAs decided they wanted to bet on something else. Initially 12 weeks of Dance was pitched as a group challenge, but Angela suggested it should be just Jeremy. This evolved in a way that is too complex to explain in an intro, but I would pitch expanding the 12 weeks of dance collection to include predictions, reactions and the focus group, so new patreons can get it in its entirety. That being said, joining late and finding just 12 videos of Jeremy dancing with 0 context was also delightful, so either works I guess.

4) The 12 weeks of Dance draft lead to a revelation that Hilary Clinton had taken the laptop of leprechaun (lepricon) by mistake. Fae lore is perhaps too complex for an intro video and also I'm already questioning my grip on reality typing this out, but crucial info is that now whenever the AoAoAoAs are in challenge mode, it's likely that a fae representative will be in touch.

Update April 2026: less likely now due to increasing ethical concerns over AI (non-derogatory)

5) I'm pretty sure this is when patreon of the week started. An utterly meaningless yet highly coveted position, patreons of the week are chosen at random using a secret, complex system that only Kylie understands.

6) After the election results of 2024, the AoAoAoAs hosted a live aftershow in which can be summed up aptly by an Angela quote from the same episode, "If I laugh too much I might cry." I'm pretty sure this is when Mobbed was watched, which resulted in "Open Arms" being added to the end of video tags.

7) After the 2nd Oscars draft in 2025, a forfeit for the loser was pitched. They had to go to a coffee shop in Silverlake and write a script. The title pitched by a Patreon was "Jesus Was Her Name". Patrick lost and wrote what is unfortunately one of the most devastatingly revolutionary pieces of media in our modern time, a meta and post-modern takedown of religious dogma and celebration of current day queer culture.

8) The current challenge is committing a crime/investigating each other, although as neither of these challenges have become overly complicated or involved outside parties, I'm unsure if they're actually going ahead.

Update April 2026: this happened and despite them just talking about it I can't remember what the crimes were.

9) Kylie and Angela are meant to be planning a wedding in a short time frame. Side note - as someone who has planned their own wedding, I'd like to pitch budget restrictions and character choices that cause impositions, e.g. a mother-in-law who really, really wants it to be a hog roast when the bride is vegan, a father of the bride who announces his affair at the bride and groom's engagement party, and a sister of the bride who says they can't be there in person but will astral project

Update April 2026: I still think this is a good idea

Honourable mentions:

-Ooga booga No steals during piss week

(what the fuck was this about I have no idea 04/26)

-Fuck Marry Kill nothing is as it seems

-Changing your name is not mandatory but like, it shows how cool you are

-Patrick does not know how to use technology and that's okay.

-Jeremy Elder is allowed to challenge Kylie.

(again no memory of this now 04/26, sounds unlikely)

-That one energy drink everyone was drinking that made you go insane.

-A series of curses have affected production, fortunately Patrick rode the Mummy and yelled "Lift the curse!" so we're good now.

-Jeremy's illness order in the Silverlake Tapes was a competition.

(people had to guess how ill he was from episode to episode)

A few bits that crop up occasionally: --Emailing or DMing random companies or people

Jeremy does not like early mornings

(04/26 Jeremy now works at the Betsy Ross factory and presumably now dislikes all times of day, unconfirmed)

Angela occasionally hijacks the patreon to pull pranks and raise side bets

(04/26 Kylie uses it as a work resource)

I'm not sure how well known it is to outside this patreon that Patrick is a DJ for Margaritaville and loves Jimmy Buffet but I feel like it's pertinent because they are often at a Margaritaville and/or have recorded there.

Since August 2025

SNL is the Betsy Ross factory

The pets had a zoom (I feel like there should be a talking animal movie episode of the pod/after show where they get to do it again)

Kylie tried to hit Patrick with her car, but in hindsight it was probably Patrick's fault

Angela won the Oscars draft again, Patrick lost again

In the same episode Angela brought up “king for a day” without elaborating what that may mean for said patron.

Pretty sure they never followed up on either.

Kylie had an idea for Jeremy to read some of the sonnets he use to write for jocks in High school.

I think it was Angela's idea to do this but Jeremy agreed that at 2000 patrons, he would be willing to do an after show on a boat.

(The CEO of Patreon would most DEFINITELY get on the pod, then! - and we'd just be so cool!!)

if they all take og SAT:

• reminder that kylie’s tutor friend can share sat’s with yall

• reminder to check if test taking app allows screen recording/sharing

Angela and Patrick's goal for 2026 was to create characters that are disgusting/ terrible/ unlikable (at least with just them 4)

make a soundboard and include

• STP (straight to padlet)

• no diggity aoaoaoao part

• 'what are we doing, what's going on?'

• trish the dish 'she's a little out of shape'

• 'ARE YOU KIDDING?? THAT'S UNFAIR! I need to calm down.'

"Day-drinking- whoops- daydreaming Patreon. Call it that!" -Ang, May 03, 2026

Everyone always talks about Lemon De Lemon, but Lisa was my favorite and she's the one I remember best!!

We need Lisa mentions. She was mad at everyone for parking in her spot and had such a rich history and characteristics!

Look it up surprisingly relevant to the pod juice wise

https://www.patreon.com/posts/q-aoaoaoa-152002197?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=web_share

This was in Dec last year.

(this was around minute 13)

https://www.patreon.com/posts/escape-room-show-145009206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=web_share

(a.k.a. Angela & Kylie figure out broccoli, bc the boys only let them get 1/100th of the way through their convo)

Kylie idea for making an outline of how each character is related to nepotism in some way, (similar to a vulture article)

No, Padled.

(still waiting to get banned from here)

This isn't helpful because they need to check the Padlet to see it but I'm still putting it.

Did'ya do it then?!

(Find the cat who’s name is Ham)

So here is AOAisCooking (aka TheArtistsAreCooking.com)!!

Are we, Chefs and Scientists, in the candy industry now?

Thank you so much Jeremy for coming out to meet everyone, you were so nice and the show was amazing :)

Brianna from New Zealand

Not sure what else this was from, but now we gotta get around to it!!

#girlsandweed #girlstalkveggies #broccoli #veggies #broccolini

You said you would do the "DiLemon DiMusical" table read when y'all reached 20,000 more Patreon subscribers. But... Like, we don't know when that will be 😬🤐

So, like, can we workshop this?

thx,

Lys - the lower management in a non-management low role.

https://www.patreon.com/aoaoaoapod/posts/halloween-poets-141853598?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=web_share

Patrick challenges the gang to either create their own zoom escape room, find a pre-existing zoom escape room, or get Suzi Barrett to build them one.

This counts as a viable agenda point, doesn't it?

We always were moving toward another one, right? ...Right? 🥺

Something spooky in October

Patricks name in November (or something you’re grateful for)

December, something holiday/christmas

the main bit mentioned was "oh i love that!!... whats it from?"

ps dear jeremy sorry if someone said this already i cant remember