The Wife Of Bath by Kaitlin Dail

Todays Activities

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-11 16:22:20 UTC

I am very important since I know how to sew and tailor clothes because it's rare that women know how to do such a job like mine.

Considering I am a low class since all I know how to do is sew, I also have been married five times to different nobles men just so when I divorce them I can inherit all of their money.

Since I'm a seamstress I am not like just any of those normal house wives. I actually work and have a real job just like the men do. So when men see me working they raise their eyebrows because I know how to be an independent woman.

Status Update

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-11 16:39:34 UTC

I finally got the job I have been dreaming about since I was 15! I was asked to be a seamstress for Chanel and Louis Vittuon in New York City! I literally can not stop jumping up and down. That means I'll be working with many fashion models and maybe even meet a lot of new celebrities!

Status Update

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-11 17:25:38 UTC

Today while working with Chanel I got ANOTHER job offer! The papparazzi overheard me talking and they told me I would be a perfect fit to work for gossip magazines. Working for famous designers AND gossip magazines? I will totally make big bucks and even meet a few hot celebrities ;)

Favorite Song

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-11 17:29:48 UTC

Every single time I hear this song I can't help but to rock out!

Chaucer's opinion

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-12 02:56:54 UTC

This guy that I have been having a thing with named Chaucer has quite an opinion on me it feels like he shows me many mixed feelings. He's upset that I've had five husbands and just thinks that I'm in it for the money. When we talk he tells me if I want to be with him then I need to be serious and become loyal and faithful as a girlfriend and possibly as his wife.

Works Cited

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-12 15:06:30 UTC

http://csis.pace.edu/grendel/projf983a/wife.htm

http://faculty.winthrop.edu/kosterj/engl201/chaucer3.htm

KaitlinADail — 2015-03-12 15:11:40 UTC

Prioress

kaciisley — 2015-03-16 16:26:47 UTC

You should be ashamed for the things you have done. PRAY is all I can say to you...

Oxford Cleric

hughes_amber18 — 2015-03-16 16:27:15 UTC

Hello my dear, I implore you please lend me some money. The is a dear old book I wish to purchase.

Cook to Wife of Bath:

lucasgriffin919 — 2015-03-16 16:29:50 UTC

'Ello m'lady! Beau'iful day i'nt it? Any'ooh, I'se uh wond'rin if maybe you want tuh come eat in me kitchen with me tomorrow morn. It might get a li'l 'ot in there but I can

cool yuh down ma'am. ;) I'se sure a

orguillus la'y like yuhself is used to some 'eat though. My cream dish is delicious too. ;)

Friar to Wife of Bath

meriah1112 — 2015-03-16 16:30:22 UTC

Well hello there ma'm. you say your hips don't lie why don't you show me?

Friar #2 Post

jasminemarie123 — 2015-03-16 16:30:39 UTC

Had a great evening with you.. we must do this more often;)

PLOW

jalensmith24 — 2015-03-16 16:33:14 UTC

uhmm..uhhh..hi. So i hear these things about you. Ma'am, anything is possible with God on your side.. (P.S. i might need some help plowing my farm later..)

The Skipper F

alexwatson27312 — 2015-03-16 16:34:39 UTC

Given everyone the time and day. But the Skipper.

Miller

nitrel14evans — 2015-03-16 16:35:00 UTC

make me your next and last husband.

From the Skipper:

2015-03-16 16:37:46 UTC

You like boats? I gots a real nice boat. Its real perty. I think you would like it. Come sail away with me.

@iamthesquire's comment

eboni641 — 2015-03-16 17:18:32 UTC

the fact that i love woman but you, your more of a man in my eyes. You think like we do, and handle business very similar. You're not my type, i love beautiful women, your just handsome.

Wise Wife Of Bath!

ajstreet — 2015-03-16 17:27:49 UTC

Hello wife of bath! The Five guildsmen here! We know how often you get married so please let us offer you our services! We'll make u an outstanding wedding dress for your next marriage! Contact us via email: TheFiveFineGuiildsmen1384@yahoo.com

Thanks!