https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j Nobody likes me en-us 2017-11-02 21:39:45 UTC 2026-02-03 16:32:11 UTC hello@padlet.com dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203128200 Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can a house doesn't jump]]> 2017-11-02 21:40:28 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203128200 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203128957 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.]]> 2017-11-02 21:44:49 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203128957 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129215 Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
 
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.]]> 2017-11-02 21:46:40 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129215 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129340
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
 
It’s when the blind try to read your face.]]> 2017-11-02 21:47:31 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129340 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129681 Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" 
 
"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."]]> 2017-11-02 21:50:00 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129681 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129782 Gentleman: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
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Pretty lady: “I had to fart.”


]]> 2017-11-02 21:50:37 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129782 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129993 Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
 
You don’t need make-up, Jane.
 
Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! 
 
You need plastic surgery.]]> 2017-11-02 21:52:01 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203129993 dylan_225065 https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203130511 A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn’t having any herself.

“Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.”

“Why did you buy them at all then?” wonders the driver.

“You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”]]> 2017-11-02 21:55:04 UTC https://padlet.com/dylan_225065/qowvnn3icp1j/wish/203130511