What is the funniest thing you have had to say or do as a teacher? by Pauline Burkett https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull Things you thought you would never have to say or do as a teacher.... (or something funny you have heard a student say...) en-us 2018-01-16 14:41:05 UTC 2018-01-25 21:00:14 UTC hello@padlet.com Take the microphone out of your mouth - it is not a lollipop! pauline_burkett https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/221720761 2018-01-16 14:43:55 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/221720761 Use your fingers on the keyboard, do not type with your nose! pauline_burkett https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/221720903 2018-01-16 14:44:12 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/221720903 What is this penis touch game you are talking about? - said to a bunch of first/second grade students ;) https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/222121223 2018-01-17 16:18:18 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/222121223 Well X said the "J word" ... (Jesus followed by krst is apparently the J word) https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872096 2018-01-25 20:51:17 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872096 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872370 adult treasure box...]]> 2018-01-25 20:52:06 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872370 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872460 More than once "blow gently on the D" has been part of my instruction.]]> 2018-01-25 20:52:24 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872460 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872538 Went off her tips, her finger tips]]> 2018-01-25 20:52:36 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224872538 Why aren't you married? You're not THAT old and you're kinda pretty! https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873798 - Lisa Kovacic]]> 2018-01-25 20:56:47 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873798 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873893 K, whats your favorite color?

-Dinosaur

]]> 2018-01-25 20:57:07 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873893 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873932 "Friends does not have an i in it, you can't hear it, I don't agree with your logic"

]]> 2018-01-25 20:57:16 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224873932 In South Africa the boys were asking the girls if they were virgins. The girls all said no. They were in second grade. https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874160 2018-01-25 20:58:06 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874160 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874267 Take your finger out of there and go wash your hands.

]]> 2018-01-25 20:58:30 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874267 https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874270 "I hate this *** place" ......said to Ms Shields during an observation]]> 2018-01-25 20:58:30 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874270 When are the hookers due? (we were doing an assignment on hooking the reader) https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874272
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I am going to use my allowance to buy a pick axe, taser, and mind eraser to get my revenge on you.

Jessica]]> 2018-01-25 20:58:32 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874272 But I want to break my foot. I need to see if it hurts! https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874422 2018-01-25 20:59:03 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874422 When are the hookers due? https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874725 Jessica

]]> 2018-01-25 21:00:11 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874725 What do you call a bike with two seats? A condom bike https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874733 2018-01-25 21:00:13 UTC https://padlet.com/pauline_burkett/qjh9blb9wull/wish/224874733