#mistersmistress

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Received an invite to the Buchannon’s nice house for a pleasant dinner party.  I heard my dear friend, Daisy, has one of her cousins coming over.  Nick Carraway is his name, and he sounds like a dashing young fellow.  Hopefully we can get through this dinner without any problems!

#killinit

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Finally the tournament I have been training for the past couple days.  I have mastered my swing so now I can rely on my skill rather than cheating.  I wonder how my best friend Daisy and Tom are doing? Or when will I see Nick again?

#Sober

Tweet Chapter 2- I had just woken up after having too much to drink. I found my clothes tattered, though luckily nothing spilled. I wish I hadn't drunk so much at that common party; it may have been a lapse in my judgment for it to seem entertaining; though they did have good whiskey. 

#JustStopCalling

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Another evening at Daisy's, her cousin Nick just moved in across the bay. What started as a plain evening ended in suspense and drama. She called again. 

#sugardaddy

        Women. Can’t stand em’, can’t live without em’. Have to put them in their place every once in a while when they get out of hand. Myrtle pushes my damn buttons. I’m a patient man but enough is enough. She knows not to talk about my other woman. I’m quite the player, she knows that. Have to stay swagger to keep more than one lady at once. Thinking about purchasing some slaves this weekend on the DL. What do y’all think?

#Wasted

Tweet Chapter 2- I just threw a party in my apartment and it was wicked. Drinks were flowing and cigarettes were smoking up the whole place. Definitely have to do it again with all my special people present. 

#Party

Tweet Chapter 3- Had finished going to one of Gatsby’s parties. I thought I’ve seen enough action though the people only seem to make something more interesting. No one’s hurt besides the men who crashed the car's egos. They're drunk off their as$ currently, nothing is ever simple in the West Egg.

#imetjaygatsby

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@JayTheGreatGatsby It was an honest pleasure to finally meet and speak to you real eye opening stuff we spoke about.  I have not had that much fun since my last hole-in-one!  Thanks, of course, to Nick Carraway for being my plus one at the party as well.

#richpeoplemoment

At a dinner party I love (hate) my wife! There is nothing better than having dinner with a large amount of wealth and a lovely wife (I hate my wife dms open for anyone who wants to replace her).

#PartyHard

Tweet Chapter 3- My young neighbor across the sound thinks he’s cool that he can just through ragers every weekend. Turns out he’s this rich fellow that thinks he can do whatever he wants. Let's wait until next time when my noise complaint comes in, while they are ramping up the waves on their jet skis.

#golddigger

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I finally arrived at home. I stare at my daughter knowing that she could have been a son. I think about my wife, who could have easily been better. We are made of money. The profit, the wealth, the name. My life has it values as I have values for myself. That’s why I never will have regret for Myrtle because she makes me better.

#I know Gatsby

Went to Gatsby’s amazing party with a female golf player. Meet a drunk/trying to sober up Glasses guy. I found out I fought in the war with Gatsby. I got to talk to Gatsby, but he kept calling me old sport.

#oldfriends

I have just finished dinner with one of my classmates from college, he is my wifes cousin or something. He seems a good guy, I am just tired of being in this wretched house with my wife. My girl called me mid dinner in front of everybody. Is what it is though, whats she gonna do. Leave? HA!

#annoyed

We took Nick and my mistress Myrtle to our love shack in new york. Had to buy her a dog. Women are a waste of money. After we got done doing you know what LOL, we had a party and I took shots at her husband. What a sorry man. She doesn't know her place and kept talking about daisy, had to break her nose, sorry not sorry! Know when to shut your mouth!

#Fakedogs

Women are the most annoying things in the universe, I wanted a police dog but i got stuck with a b*tch dog im calling out the rockerfeller looking man, he should be ashamed for selling such abominations of so called ¨dogs¨. Then my sidechick wanted to get on my nerve so I put her in her place that wh*re of her deserved it on god.